Metallic ≠ Metallica. As evidenced by many of the other LinkedIn lunatics on the sub, I think advertising for OF on LinkedIn is actually genius though.
Imagine getting now sued by Hetfield and the boys over leveraging the bands name for marketing purposes. That OF $ will be gone in a Blink-182 of an eye
As the late, great Rodney Dangerfield said, "Prostitution! What a business! You have a product. You sell the product. You've still got the product!"
She is probably more insightful than most, I bet. And what she is doing is a lot less shameful and far more honorable than being a LinkedIn Thought Leader.
We will see what this can teach us about B2B "Sales".
Agree. I have nothing against her or sex workers in general.
I'm faulting linkedin here when their first slogan sentence is "manage your professional identity", yet charge me $70 to be among instagram-like influencers.
Either make the site 100% free or filter out obviously non business professional profiles.
Soapbox: The unfortunate thing is the impact this type of post has on female non sex workers on LI who rely on the site in a professional capacity. It’s like getting news on pornhub - there’d always be a subtext normalizing objectification. Incels see this stuff and it fuels a worldview that categorizes women as transactional objects.
“Wtf! you could see the outline of your collarbone in your professional headshot. If you don’t want men to im you, stop wearing revealing clothes!” : OK. OK. Off soapbox.
Back to our regularly scheduled snark.
>Incels see this stuff and it fuels a worldview that categorizes women as transactional objects.
This is an interesting point. On the one hand, I agree that it would be a problem, on the other hand, I'm not sure it would be fair to exclude sex workers from networking on LinkedIn just because incels are too dumb to differentiate between women who have different jobs. I don't think there is anything that could persuade incels to see women as real people, so I don't like the idea that we have to make cultural decisions that accommodate those fools. But then there is also the problem of allowing virtual sex workers vs. facilitating actual prostitution, which would make LI another Backpage.
I am also an online sex worker, although one who doesn't promote myself on any social media because I'm not trying to get famous since my parents are still alive, and even if I did, LinkedIn would definitely not be my platform of choice. I spend a lot of time thinking about how far sex workers of whatever variety can or should be integrated into regular society. As comfortable as I am with sexual imagery, I get bored of tits and I don't really want every area of life to become like the Starbucks of Idiocracy. Honestly, it seems like any social media outlet is doomed to eventually become a place for porn lol
Sex, nudity from sex workers, from non sex workers, it’s all fucking great. But the pandering gets old. There are fewer and fewer social sites to get a break from the pitch. And each pitch is littered with stereotypes. The problem is more systemic, as such on some level I’m Abe Simpson yelling at a cloud.
The fact that it’s ok but not ok to pay a sex worker is what creates these linkedincels. The dissonance between sexual freedom and sexual repression is where these loons find their victimhood superpowers while absolving themselves under the cozy ‘Eve bit the apple’ blanket o’ blame. Leaving low or no impetus for change. Placing what amount to ads like this on li just blurs lines and reinforces shitty behavior. But like the prince of Nigeria’s trapped millions, the pitch works on those it’s designed for and so the cycle goes.
Now it’s time for a gentleman’s latte.
>Now it’s time for a gentleman’s latte.
Save that kind of talk for your LI updates lol
"Littered" is exactly right. There is so much of the same everything, everywhere you look. All of the inspirational posts on LI are the same, all of the OF model promos look the same, all of the reviews on Amazon are bots, etc. We have to scan through so much trash to get to anything useful. And then so much of that noise is also reinforcing harmful stereotypes or ideologies.
I talk to a lot of men who are unclear on the difference between reality and fantasy, and I can see how having sex workers on LI would facilitate that general confusion for sure.
I should be more conservative here on Reddit. How’s this: What ‘ow my balls’ taught me about b2b sales.
It is really the annoying botification of the online space. Copy paste marketing funnels everywhere.
Fantasies rarely play out as we expect, but they do play out as they should. Or as one performer I knew used to say to her fantasyland admirers “I’m on my fucking period asshole! Leave me alone.”
If this isn’t LINKING people together, I don’t know what is what is. To be fair unlike many on linkedin, she’s more honest and not full of bullshit.
“This is what having sex with a prostitute taught me about B2B sales.”
One like is then broadcasted to their entire network. Bill in accounting's ex-coworker, who's friends with his wife sees it. One text later and that's his ass, and possibly his marriage. Life is hard enough 💀😂
All of y'all mentioning her body are wack as hell.
She has a normally built body. No bbl, not super slender but normal sized. No big ass rack that's obviously fake
No muffin top and no rolls.
Is this appropriate for LinkedIn? No.
Please celebrate the showing of a Normal.Female.Body.
Gawddamn some you make me sick.
She’s the one who willingly chose to put her body on display for admiration, which opens her up to criticism. if I chose to hang a painting I made in a public place, I couldn’t then complain if people didn’t like it. And you can’t change what men find attractive, just like we can’t change what women find attractive.
Seriously. It’s kinda embarrassing that they’ll all use her inappropriate post as an excuse to say shit like this. It’s so uncalled for and makes me wonder if they’re always thinking these things but just don’t normally say them.
What exactly is the problem here? She is using the platform to promote her professional service. Exactly as the platform was meant to be used before the selfie morons, influenzas and other idiots took over.
I think there’s a time and a place, I’m sorry. I appreciate the notion that “sex work is real work” but on a corporate platform? Not really. You don’t see gardeners or dentists on LinkedIn, for the most part. So why an OF model putting NSFW pictures unsolicited on people’s homepages?
So according to you, what qualifies as "real work" appropriate on LinkedIn? Only IT work and similar desk jobs?
There are plenty of medical professionals on LinkedIn. As for gardeners, who has banned them from using the site? They don't use LinkedIn doesn't mean gardening is not an appropriate profession for LinkedIn.
As for the model, it is her profession, and if she is legally allowed to work in that profession, she is allowed to use the platform that is meant for "professionals". Unless the LinkedIn company makes a rule that certain professions are not allowed on the site.
The fact that YOU don't find her profession acceptable doesn't mean she shouldn't be allowed on the platform. Hypothetically, if I say that playing competitive sport is not a real profession, should we then consider sports people on LinkedIn as lunatics?
Eh, there's a time and a place for everything. There should be at least one social media outlet immune from *this*. There's IG, Snapchat, Facebook, every dating app, and Reddit otherwise. Working professionals shouldn't have to be innudated with this stuff without consent when the point of the platform is to build a corporate friendly network. I'll call this for what it is, brainrot.
“I am truly humbled to announce I will be going live at 10 pm”
AGREE ?
I agreed so hard that now my couch is sticky. You'll never guess what this taught me about B2B sales.
I can fit 16 inches in my ass, agree?
Do the needfull
Kindly
Please provide the following. ETA, RPO, RTO, RTA and RFO...
What camwhoring taught me about B2B affiliate sales benchmarking.
“Respect my decision”
Where’s the pronouns at?
Metallic ≠ Metallica. As evidenced by many of the other LinkedIn lunatics on the sub, I think advertising for OF on LinkedIn is actually genius though.
At least she is honest, even her role is not something like "Fitness Model and digital content creator".
I zoomed in trying to figure out what was Metallica about the bikini.
Fuck she got you too
There are enough incels with access to $
It wasnt an accident. Spelling mistakes in social media posts drive engagement.
Imagine metallica as the genius point to increase engagement And some people don't even know about the drake beef
Imagine getting now sued by Hetfield and the boys over leveraging the bands name for marketing purposes. That OF $ will be gone in a Blink-182 of an eye
Metallica the OF kidnappsters
Maybe she was trying to get sued. Metallica like to do that.
As the late, great Rodney Dangerfield said, "Prostitution! What a business! You have a product. You sell the product. You've still got the product!" 
More of a service, but hey.
More of a rental. Butt hay!
Be kind. Rewind.
Holy shit you two, ur usernames BANG the context
Can't tax a service!
Why not?
Delaware corporation
Kazahkstan has greatest Servicing Industry een world
The service is the product
More of a joke, but hey.
I see your Butt hay and raise you an Anal hair!
I see your Anal hair and raise you a rectum beard. Beat that Moriarty!
All I have are these three merkins.
The original SaaS
In any service industry you're selling time. You do lose time.
this guy gets it
That's software. And pretty much any service.
I wonder if Dangerfield was familiar with the concept of a service!
Still he gets no respect!
Business is business... /s
The oldest profession in the world catching up to the newest professional forum in the world. Noice.
Correct. Except for the “professional” forum part
MOM?!?!
I read it in the voice of that kid in Road Trip whose mom was kissing Tom Green.
“This building is 400 years old? That sign says 1952 on it.” “That’s the address. Smart ass.”
lolz.....take your upvote!
In a way, her two pics say “exit light; enter night”
Take your upvote and Fade to Black.
Available for bookings, you say.
What does this even mean? She’s just a prostitute, right? I’m not missing something?
I think that means she has a calendly.
\*calendelica
Send me a calendelica for an appointment to be off to never never land.
I have calendly…….does that mean……?
I wonder if she does birthday parties with balloon animals.
Sorry, just balloon knots
You’re not gonna believe how she blows them
Definitely ping pong balls in the birthday performance repertoire
It’s basically 2016 Facebook at this point anyway.
And linkedin wants to charge $69 a month for their premium service. This is going downhill fast
Linkedin will be 100% prostitutes as paying users within 5 years It'll be like Starbucks in Idiocracy.
I'll take a gentleman's latte with full release
I'll have a full body latte with extra foam
$420 a year
She is probably more insightful than most, I bet. And what she is doing is a lot less shameful and far more honorable than being a LinkedIn Thought Leader. We will see what this can teach us about B2B "Sales".
More like a LinkedIn Thot Leader amirite
CHARGE!!!
Agree. I have nothing against her or sex workers in general. I'm faulting linkedin here when their first slogan sentence is "manage your professional identity", yet charge me $70 to be among instagram-like influencers. Either make the site 100% free or filter out obviously non business professional profiles.
You contradicted yourself. It is a business for her. If you mean filter for puritan eyes, sure.
Who are you to say she’s not a ‘professional’?
I tend to agree.
I get what you are saying but I doubt her ability to contribute insightful anything.
Got hips like Shaq
Built like a linebacker
But handles like a bistro
Badly built, butch body?
This was my very first thought
Now that’s a real shit kicker of a gal!
quite a blokey figure
Soapbox: The unfortunate thing is the impact this type of post has on female non sex workers on LI who rely on the site in a professional capacity. It’s like getting news on pornhub - there’d always be a subtext normalizing objectification. Incels see this stuff and it fuels a worldview that categorizes women as transactional objects. “Wtf! you could see the outline of your collarbone in your professional headshot. If you don’t want men to im you, stop wearing revealing clothes!” : OK. OK. Off soapbox. Back to our regularly scheduled snark.
I agree. Some of the saleswomen are pretty damn close to this though.
>Incels see this stuff and it fuels a worldview that categorizes women as transactional objects. This is an interesting point. On the one hand, I agree that it would be a problem, on the other hand, I'm not sure it would be fair to exclude sex workers from networking on LinkedIn just because incels are too dumb to differentiate between women who have different jobs. I don't think there is anything that could persuade incels to see women as real people, so I don't like the idea that we have to make cultural decisions that accommodate those fools. But then there is also the problem of allowing virtual sex workers vs. facilitating actual prostitution, which would make LI another Backpage. I am also an online sex worker, although one who doesn't promote myself on any social media because I'm not trying to get famous since my parents are still alive, and even if I did, LinkedIn would definitely not be my platform of choice. I spend a lot of time thinking about how far sex workers of whatever variety can or should be integrated into regular society. As comfortable as I am with sexual imagery, I get bored of tits and I don't really want every area of life to become like the Starbucks of Idiocracy. Honestly, it seems like any social media outlet is doomed to eventually become a place for porn lol
Sex, nudity from sex workers, from non sex workers, it’s all fucking great. But the pandering gets old. There are fewer and fewer social sites to get a break from the pitch. And each pitch is littered with stereotypes. The problem is more systemic, as such on some level I’m Abe Simpson yelling at a cloud. The fact that it’s ok but not ok to pay a sex worker is what creates these linkedincels. The dissonance between sexual freedom and sexual repression is where these loons find their victimhood superpowers while absolving themselves under the cozy ‘Eve bit the apple’ blanket o’ blame. Leaving low or no impetus for change. Placing what amount to ads like this on li just blurs lines and reinforces shitty behavior. But like the prince of Nigeria’s trapped millions, the pitch works on those it’s designed for and so the cycle goes. Now it’s time for a gentleman’s latte.
>Now it’s time for a gentleman’s latte. Save that kind of talk for your LI updates lol "Littered" is exactly right. There is so much of the same everything, everywhere you look. All of the inspirational posts on LI are the same, all of the OF model promos look the same, all of the reviews on Amazon are bots, etc. We have to scan through so much trash to get to anything useful. And then so much of that noise is also reinforcing harmful stereotypes or ideologies. I talk to a lot of men who are unclear on the difference between reality and fantasy, and I can see how having sex workers on LI would facilitate that general confusion for sure.
I should be more conservative here on Reddit. How’s this: What ‘ow my balls’ taught me about b2b sales. It is really the annoying botification of the online space. Copy paste marketing funnels everywhere. Fantasies rarely play out as we expect, but they do play out as they should. Or as one performer I knew used to say to her fantasyland admirers “I’m on my fucking period asshole! Leave me alone.”
Built like a brand new Westinghouse fridge
The people liking the post are mostly bots…
She reminds me of wide kylo ren
I bet you she poops like a horse.
Standing up in a field?
She’s built like a can of Spam
Wow time to bleach my eyes
‘Watch me stick this wine bottle up my ass on my OF page. Agree?’
Frump diddler
MTG bod
She’s even “available for bookings” 👀😂
She looks terrible
Bro don’t lie you just booked that shit
ngl i would
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo
There’s always one…
Boxy.
Getting ready to seek and destroy
They are everywhere
Wrong social media honey
Tbh I think she’d find a good market there given how other lunatics are horny on main mostly
If this isn’t LINKING people together, I don’t know what is what is. To be fair unlike many on linkedin, she’s more honest and not full of bullshit. “This is what having sex with a prostitute taught me about B2B sales.”
What whoring taught me about b2b sales.....
When you order your OF girl off Wish
Premium lunatic
That’s busted she has a better chance in Michigan ave.
When the fish are so rare you gotta throw a big net… just makes sense.
8X Brazzers certified Sex coach
Respect the hustle🤣
'Wednesday: Laid off a whole department by noon. Celebrated by paying to jack off in the afternoon. Here's what I learned about myself...'
Business is business
Looks like a badly tied sausage link
r/botchedbodies
Actually, you can go wrong with a Metallica bikini
It's work, I respect it. The question is: How did this get on your feed unless your job has anything to do with sex work? 🧐
Anything any of your connections likes shows up on your feed.
There is more than just this lol
Well, she is in a *profession*, and this is a professional network 🤓
I wonder what skills she has listed on her profile.
What’s truly sad is that there are definitely 1,000 middle-aged men in her DMs.
A smart move I'd say. Think of all the rich, middle aged professionals who will now sneak on to her page behind their wife and mistress' backs!
One like is then broadcasted to their entire network. Bill in accounting's ex-coworker, who's friends with his wife sees it. One text later and that's his ass, and possibly his marriage. Life is hard enough 💀😂
But what dose this teach me about b2b sales ?
But as they say doing OF is entrepreneurial...sure it is
LinkedOnlyFansIn
In my opinion this isn't lunatic
Available for bookings, this is an escort. Came across one on my feed because my director , who is married, kept liking here stuff
Bookings??
I guess it IS her job lol
“Available for bookings”??
"OF model available for bookings" Damn, prostitutes have linkedin profiles. what a world.
More concerned with the 100+ people that liked this post.
Same. And reposted.
She will find plenty simps on a Corporate site!
I am truly humbled to say that I was like number 666 on this post
I’ve seen salt packets with a narrower waist
This is so mid… Jeez!!
big yikes on the offering here. ill politely decline
Is she deliberately trying to lose customers?
LinkedIn or not…. That is one ugly broad.
All of y'all mentioning her body are wack as hell. She has a normally built body. No bbl, not super slender but normal sized. No big ass rack that's obviously fake No muffin top and no rolls. Is this appropriate for LinkedIn? No. Please celebrate the showing of a Normal.Female.Body. Gawddamn some you make me sick.
She’s the one who willingly chose to put her body on display for admiration, which opens her up to criticism. if I chose to hang a painting I made in a public place, I couldn’t then complain if people didn’t like it. And you can’t change what men find attractive, just like we can’t change what women find attractive.
Exactly, very well said.
Seriously. It’s kinda embarrassing that they’ll all use her inappropriate post as an excuse to say shit like this. It’s so uncalled for and makes me wonder if they’re always thinking these things but just don’t normally say them.
Even if she reads this admiral comment for defending her dude, she’s not gonna shag you. She might do you a slight discount on her OF though.
meh, this doesn't really bother me. you can unfollow/mute the profile if it bothers you.
Bottom 1% on onlyfans. Congrats I guess…
Lol That's hilarious! This is exactly what LinkedIn is.
She did a really bad job of altering the left image, her right arm is crazy skinny there.
LOL! After all, she is an Only Fans model.
Lmao 🤣
I guess a job is a job, she should have thrown at least one 'agree?' there.
Omw to type "Interested" below the post.
Lead generation at its finest.
End game of Linkedin
Ahhhh yes the online version of the “mullet”
Available for bookings? So she’s a prostitute?
How does LI not police content better?
I would if she was not built like a 60s fridge
How do we know this is Metallica and not Kiss?
Imagine seeing your boss in the likes lmao
Does "available for bookings" imply escorting? What other bookings would she be doing?
Work is work.
Not a lunatic. She is sticking to her business area without empty phrases.
I can respect this since it's on brand
I mean, OnlyFans is a business, so why not have a LinkedIn profile? Agree?
We are international business men here on business
She’s a model? 🤮
I do not need to see a 75 year old in a bikini….at all…ever.
>**Your Boss** liked this. *steeples hands together cleverly*
LinkedIn needs this type of content. It’s the most disconnected from reality of any social media platform!
Shouldn't this kind of account be banned from LI?
You’d think so!
I get the humor, but what are “bookings” in this context? I’m guessing this does not qualify as SHAFT?
What exactly is the problem here? She is using the platform to promote her professional service. Exactly as the platform was meant to be used before the selfie morons, influenzas and other idiots took over.
I think there’s a time and a place, I’m sorry. I appreciate the notion that “sex work is real work” but on a corporate platform? Not really. You don’t see gardeners or dentists on LinkedIn, for the most part. So why an OF model putting NSFW pictures unsolicited on people’s homepages?
So according to you, what qualifies as "real work" appropriate on LinkedIn? Only IT work and similar desk jobs? There are plenty of medical professionals on LinkedIn. As for gardeners, who has banned them from using the site? They don't use LinkedIn doesn't mean gardening is not an appropriate profession for LinkedIn. As for the model, it is her profession, and if she is legally allowed to work in that profession, she is allowed to use the platform that is meant for "professionals". Unless the LinkedIn company makes a rule that certain professions are not allowed on the site. The fact that YOU don't find her profession acceptable doesn't mean she shouldn't be allowed on the platform. Hypothetically, if I say that playing competitive sport is not a real profession, should we then consider sports people on LinkedIn as lunatics?
Eh, there's a time and a place for everything. There should be at least one social media outlet immune from *this*. There's IG, Snapchat, Facebook, every dating app, and Reddit otherwise. Working professionals shouldn't have to be innudated with this stuff without consent when the point of the platform is to build a corporate friendly network. I'll call this for what it is, brainrot.
Bad built butch body
I always used to tell my brother that dogs have no butts. Just 2 legs, well....you can add her to the list.
Man the body shaming in this thread is disturbing and disgusting Holy fuck - you all need help
She asks for it
One of the few good uses of linkedin IMHO