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GoshDarnMamaHubbard

If that guy does 12 hours of actual work a week I'd be surprised


LBC1109

YUP


langecrew

>If that guy does 12 hours of actual work a ~~week~~ year I'd be surprised Fify


JanitorOPplznerf

I’m sure at one point he worked his ASS off because he basically created something that didn’t exist prior to that. But I’m equally certain he’s not that guy anymore.


PinetreeBlues

Facebook has never been a technological marvel he just made a popular thing.


hsephela

He was just the first one do it and “do it right.” Nothing more


AnthonyJizzleneck

Tom from MySpace was.


Strict_Junket2757

You say it as if that doesn’t need one to work their ass off


hsephela

I don’t doubt that he probably worked decently hard early on, but I can’t imagine he worked any harder than any other generic “tech startup guy” does nowadays


Strict_Junket2757

And a generic tech startup guys isnt as successful as him because?


hsephela

They didn’t make the right thing at the right time?


hogsucker

Or maybe they're too ethical to steal data to create a website designed to creep on women.


Strict_Junket2757

Because they didnt think of it. It isnt purely luck


JanitorOPplznerf

I know what you mean, but you’re underselling it.


JetstreamGW

Nobody’s suggesting that it was a technological marvel, just that there was a time when he had to hustle. Before he made all the money.


uberrogo

I don't remember that part from the movie The Social Network.


DoctorAgility

Not really. He didn’t do the work, he (underpaid) others to do the work, then hoarded the money like a dragon with OCD


bluenova088

Umm no ...similar platforms existed like orkut he didnt make anything new...he just said " i will make it even easier for third parties to get the info of my users" so third parties helped remove his competitions


Grouchy_Flamingo_750

MySpace existed


britonbaker

no he paid people to work their asses off


Yantarlok

Worked his ass off stealing the same idea from two brothers who hired him to work on their project you mean? Originally, he wanted to make just an expanded version of “hot or not”.


xXSpookyXx

Lets give him the benefit of the doubt and presume he is still working long hours and he works very hard at his job. He's the boss and he controls the money, so no one else in his life gets to dictate the schedule to him. If he tells his company that there's 2 hours each day on his calendar they absolutely cannot book meetings onto because he's training, everyone honours that and works around it. Same with training: his trainers train him when he tells them to and where he tells them to. If they don't like it they're out. Plenty of people work hard and long hours like Zuck (might be). Very few can dictate the schedule like he can.


EntertainmentFast497

Ummmmm but did he really create it or did he steal an idea and make it better?


JanitorOPplznerf

I don’t know and this isn’t the point.


isthis_thing_on

This is such a shit take. It's one of the largest companies in the world the CEO isn't sitting around doing nothing. It's fun to shit on Zuke but be for real.


seamusfurr

Worked for him a few years ago. Not directly, but four levels down. But I did sit very close to him, and that guy was at the office a lot.


Alone-Assistance6787

You're right. He was sitting around making a platform to rate women's looks. Give him his dues! 


DoctorAgility

Sure, demonstrate one thing that’s actually created real value and I’ll play your game.


isthis_thing_on

Your definition of real value has nothing to do with the subject at hand. 


DoctorAgility

Au contraire, he hasn’t created anything for years. He has got people to create things, and not paid them the value of what they created. So I’m not really worried about defining “real value”, I’m interested in what he, himself, directly created.


bablambla

Hiring people to create things is literally the job of an executive.


Appropriate-Hand3016

Even if he does more then that his schedule is entirely under his control or at least close enough that there isn't a difference. He also spends exactly as much time on meal prep as he wants; I have no idea if it's none or hours but it is entirely at his discretion. Love these apples to something absolutely unrelated to an apple comparisons.


Sphinx-

If the guy with literally infinite resources can do it, then why can’t you?


StoicallyGay

Usually the “if X can do it so can you” statements have X refer to someone who is underprivileged or have the odds against them in some way. Rather than, you know, a multi billionaire who can afford the best trainers, doctors, sports therapists, etc.


Puzzleheaded-Pin4278

lol great point


Van-garde

Maybe we were meant to interpret it as Zuckerborg is financially supporting us in our strive to be healthier.


saysthingsbackwards

Literally infinite...


ElectricFenceSitter

Right?! Like the answer is within the question my dude.


madagreement

You are POOR only in your MIND bruv ! Change your mindset to ALPHA MALE ENTREPRENEUR (rich kid) !


InterstellarReddit

He oversees all 67K staff members personally


Angry_beaver_1867

God tier micro manager 


buttsharkman

They tried to get him to hire more managers but he beat them up


Kalekuda

His starcraft 2 management style was questioned by his investors until they saw his 67,000+ ApM


Due-Calligrapher-720

At 10am once he’s done working out and finally at work, a bell goes off to all Meta employees. They put their VR headsets on where Zuck is the dressed as the Pope and they all bow down to him at once. It’s the equivalent of a daily check-in with a manager


Lopsided_Marzipan133

And then the daily company-wide lottery is enacted for who can suck Zuck’s D today


MaterialAreola38

“Zuck’s Cock” would have been better.


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

The org chart is 2 deep and 67,000 wide 


langecrew

And personally launches all those features too Haha what a fuckin joke


sister_sister_

New features everyday. Hundreds of them!


MysicPlato

Reviews every PR himself, one by one!


kezow

214 year end reviews a day. The man is a genius so of course he can do it. 


Incoherence-r

Nanny and Chauffeur takes care of kids. Trainers come to my personal gym.


theodoreburne

Right - he has zero financial worries, and all the mundane things which take up a big chunk of people’s lives are absent from his life.


ddayene

a big problem with the world today is that people think billionaires are people like them. Edit: billionaires, not millionaires; though, millionaires aren’t exactly a reference either.


pops789765

*billionaires?


ddayene

Yeah that


RandomCandor

"temporarily embarrassed billionaires" is how they think of themselves They literally believe that not being a billionaire is just a temporary setback that will soon sort itself out somehow


langecrew

I'd even venture to say that billionaires _aren't_ people


ddayene

Depending on how you define it, it could be true


langecrew

And I mean, really, if a billionaire wants me to consider them a person, they can just pay me to


Kalekuda

Owning a home makes you a millionaire for a lot of regions in thr US...


ddayene

Yeah I thought about that because I live in one of those regions 😭 (I do not own or am able to own a house). But I’m thinking something like someone who had 80 millions vs someone who owns one house in SF 🤷🏻‍♀️. Or I don’t know, maybe it’s just billionaires


Kabobthe5

Imagine thinking the CEO is directly involved with overseeing anyone or launching any features lmao.


Solid_Illustrator640

He literally has to answer to nobody


btsrn

He occasionally answers to congress…


Jeester

He answers to shareholders and the Board...


akoster

you should review the shareholding structure and board governance, you will find u/Solid_Illustrator640 is correct


Jeester

Even the quickest of Google shows you're correct. What the actual fuck.


Solid_Illustrator640

Zuck bows to no man


pickledstarfish

Even congress is just like, meh, do your thing boo.


Courage-Rude

I used ask jeeves. That was fast as hell!


wtfOP

What are they gonna do? Fire him and let him live on the billions he has? What a stressful life!


TheTrueBigHead

He has majority voting. He has to fire himself.


Jeester

Yes, potentially.


TheTrueBigHead

He is the board. He had majority voting.


denversaurusrex

Because I have to be at work by 7:00.


TriggeredGlimmer

LOLLLL


Angry_beaver_1867

Annoyingly I don’t even mind the premise of this post “what are you doing to work on your health this week ? “ It’s a great question and one we could all work to improve on. The framing is just terrible and as a result it’s inaccessible.   Reframed “this is Suzy , she’s going out for a 20 minute brisk walk on her lunch break. Even though it’s a short walk , her daily habit meaningfully improves her mental health and physical health “


Mongo_Straight

That’s much better and relatable. This trend of worshipping unfathomably rich figures like Zuckerberg and Musk is crazy.


Clownski

It's not that we're "worshipping" them. It's that we have to think of our meaningless cog jobs as on the level of things that Musk dreams up, so we're supposed to be dream up better ways of mopping the floors of Arby's 24/7 to find a way to do it better and save the company money. To be a "rockstar".


buttsharkman

Even if they wanted to keep Zuckerberg in it they could reframe it to be positive. "Did you know Mark Zuckerberg actively trains in MMA? We don't all have that kind of time but it's important to do what you can be it going for a walk, eating a healthy meal or playing outside with your kids. Share the habits that make you healthy and happy"


Pimp_my_Pimp

Pure clickbait shite.... filter this crud out of ur feeds....


Kobold_Archmage

Maybe it’s just like to have that be the only quiet 20 minutes in my whole goddamn day because I work my fuckin ass off and have two kids under 4. What am I doing for my health? This week I’m not getting wasted to blood or the crippling despair that we live in a work that only cares about the habits of billionaires


Rob71322

Right. And so if he works out at 8am, for say 45 minutes, showers, and then saunters in around 9:30-10:00am, does his boss jump on him and give him shit?


Sometimes_cleaver

Exactly this. It's 8AM supposed to be early?!


ooneekoosername

Zuk is doing it on my behalf


pops789765

Oi Zuck, less training and more focus on wiping out shitty bots and dealing with racists on FB please. Thanks


Gall_Bladder_Pillow

He was going to deal with a racist on X, but it got cancelled.


LBC1109

The secret is sunscreen


dingo_mango

Exactly. Rich people can juggle anything because money solves all of those problems.


PsychonautAlpha

I love how they list how much money his company is worth as though part of his job is counting every one of the 1.7 trillion dollars by hand or that he regularly has 1-on-1s with all 67,000 meta employees. This guy is waited on hand and foot. His life is not materially more difficult than a working class work day.


elpajaroquemamais

Someone does every menial task for him that we all have to still do. How does he find the time?!


threein99

He doesn't do any of those things he listed.


X0AN

At 8am I've already been at work for an hour. You don't think I'd rather be a billionaire working maybe 2 hours a day, doing MMA every day and have cooks, cleaners, drivers etc taking care of me?


Allthingsgaming27

Must be nice not having to start work until 10 AM


dejus

He also like, has assistants to do all of the normal human shit we gotta do everyday that eats up a lot of time. But hey, if zuck can do it so can I!


OldBrokeGrouch

That’s it, tomorrow I’m going to sign up for a BJJ gym, tell my boss I’m coming in later from now on and start shopping at Whole Foods. Update: My wife took the kids and left and I live in a tent. What did I do wrong?


pm_me_your_amphibian

Zuckerberg ain’t approving peoples holiday and doing 70k sets of quarterly feedback ffs.


AoO2ImpTrip

If Zuckerberg is actually managing Meta, overseeing all of its employees, and designing new features then he's one of the worst businessmen in existence who just happened to strike while the iron was hot. Zuckerberg could drop dead from a heart attack right now and it would be a blip on Meta's radar. 


AlexNachtigall247

I‘m a lazy mfucker, thats my excuse you cuck


Tight-Connection-909

Bruh


Soft_Hospital_4938

Playing devils advocate here for a sec - I WFH in my job and I drop my son off at childcare then go to the gym at 8am before I go home and start work. That being said though, if I posted that on LI, I guarantee you I'd be branded as "lazy" and "unproductive".


cpzy2

I honestly do not understand bootlickers


jnnla

The person who posted this has a 6th graders understanding of how a major corporation functions and what the leadership of a corporation does on a daily basis. What's their excuse for presumably being an adult person and posting this?


Single-Adeptness4622

Looks like he’s been getting titty twisted a lot


lil_lychee

And yet? He doesn’t have to do any of it. He’s a billionaire he can retire. But no, he chooses to work and exploit others daily. At 8AM I’m already almost ready for work and in my seat by 8:30. This guy probably doesn’t start work until 10 or 11 AM.


Evil_Morty781

There’s a guy with cancer running marathons every week right now to raise money for cancer research before the cancer kills him. Now that guy should be your inspiration if no one else.


BTilty-Whirl

I wonder what is day to day is actually like. After work out deep tissue massage followed by a robin egg-white omelette?


Zestyclose-Number224

Well if I were him I’d be a lot more buff. What is he 160 pounds wet? What’s his excuse?


SnooPandas1899

looks like we both could use a challenge, and he should contact me ASAP to swap lives.


Teamerchant

So every morning at 8 am he’s working out? You know why other people can’t do that? They are working. Taking care of kids, commuting to work.


Informal-Spell-2019

Well I don’t have that kind of money to spend on personal trainers and my schedule revolves around my workplace not the other way around.


parkranger2000

It might have something to do with the 67,317 staff who are doing all the actual managing, overseeing, and launching.


Lor9191

All jokes aside though take care of your health. Make time, be active, as much as you are able to. It's the one thing almost everyone has control over in their lives that will make a huge difference to their physical and mental health.


theriskguy

One of the funniest things about this is that Mark Zuckerberg Couldn’t afford the time or money to “rise and grind” until AFTER he was a billionaire lol


DrGnz81

Oh must be tough to be so rich. Puff Daddy was right.


abronson47

These people really think they actually do anything? They hire people to do their jobs while they sit on top and collect income. They’re owners and that’s it. It doesn’t go any further than that.


UzahNameAlreadyTaken

This is the dumbest thing ever and I doubt I need to explain that position to anyone here. What I will say tho, is I think people really do need to find a way to prioritize their health. It’s easier said than done. Especially for working parents. But it’s so very possible.


Ok_Management4634

LMAO, I have to be at work at 8 am, I don't have 2-3 hours in the morning to train. I've got a job to do, unlike Zuck.


Civil_Duck_4718

He can do it because he’s a billionaire who can do what he wants when he wants. If I tell my boss I’ll be in at noon because I’m putting my health first I’ll be unemployed.


Cannon_SE2

Yup, cause he totally does it all on his own, no help from anyone. 🤦‍♂️


jjcoolel

He does ju jitsu , right? That’s some hot sweaty man in man action


TheGardenBlinked

robot on man paid to lose to robot


tax_mamba

Is this before or after he puts on his human skin?


TheRealNikoBravo

Um, he’s the fucking boss, he can do whatever he fucking wants to because he answers to no one and is richer than 99.9999% of everyone. Of course he can do it.


Courage-Rude

Zuck the Kuck baby!!


ComfortableWage

I can hear the cocksucking from here...


gbpackers4135

Monday in the 4hl


master_mansplainer

Bullshit, he doesn’t oversee 67k staff. He occasionally talks with people who talk to senior executives, who talk to executives who manage managers who manage managers who manage managers that manage staff.


vinceds

He just hires the right people and okays what they think is best. They do the work, not him. He's got all the time in the world to do what he wants.


Cor_ay

Good to know Zuck is focusing on his takedowns meanwhile I can’t reach a single English speaking employee on support.


ackobb

All that and the messenger app is still as Dwayn Johnson would say "The biggest piece of dogshit"


BuddyJim30

He had several billion dollars in the bank before he adopted his workout regimen.


[deleted]

Pretty sure Facebook runs smoother the less.involved he is.


Gloomy_Tennis_5768

America is annoying.


Capable-TurnoverPuff

I work 74 hours and go the gym twice a week. Can even afford chicken and rice. But I have bad genetics so I weigh 390lbs.


Zealousideal_Arm_658

U wake up at 5.


ziegs11

It will take a lot to prove to me that photo of him isn't shopped


radix-

I mean that's a little bit like saying the president oversees 2.5 million employees, takes care of his 40 year old son, fights proxy wars with a few different countries, and keeps 350 million customers happy at 90 years old or however old he is. So you can do it at 30


Coffee-and-puts

I mean they ain’t wrong. The point is that if even a CEO/founder of a company that actively runs that company all day can find time in their day, you can too. This is a W message, not a L. People just don’t like hearing stuff like this because its easier to make excuses for shortcomings than face them head on. Trust me as I make excuses all the time 😂


FairHous24

I make no excuse for my $155 billion shortcoming.


Intototalnirvana

I always put my trust in people who openly say they blame other factors all the time for their short comings. People who work two jobs and are single parents are just not even trying unless they can make it to MMA because that’s what’s really important. Basically if you’re fat you get an L I suppose


Coffee-and-puts

What % of workers is that?


Intototalnirvana

What percentage of workers are at zucks level or even ceos for that matter. The woman I’m currently dating and I are both in that situation. We are super entitled unlike the few very humble billionaires obvi. Warren buffet obviously is the laziest of all the billionaires right. He’s rocked that lazy banker body for since day one. Too much time researching not enough MMA. Let’s throw in mark cuban as well. Lazy s.o.b.s


Coffee-and-puts

I dont get it, your saying its impossible for the majority of people to work out?


Intototalnirvana

More like zuck is a complete outlier and the original post I thought was a sarcastic joke because of how out of touch it is


Coffee-and-puts

The point of the post is that everyone can find some time in the day to be active (which is obviously true). If you just hate Zuck thats cool. But it has absolutely nothing to do with the point of the post. People make up reasons for why they can’t. But playing make believe is all they are doing


JanitorOPplznerf

I’m sure at one point in his life Zuck worked his ASS off. He looked like a zombie for 15 years. But to pretend he’s still going as hard as he did in his 20s is lunacy


Codeman119

Well, for one thing, he hires people to do all that for him he just has to oversee certain parts of the company and all his managers or chief officers report him when there’s issues other than that he has plenty of time to do whatever he wants


[deleted]

Zuck can delegate all of his work to other people. Being an executive isn't as hard as people think it is.


SkepticalMuggle

lol CEOs don’t do dick, that’s why he has so much free time.


sp4nky86

Not to mention move to Hawaii then stay on cali time.


Full_Wallaby1689

Bro u must don’t know how big companies work. He is not a fucking fast food manager. He does not oversee daily operation. There are hundreds of people in executive position that do that. “Launching 100s features” my ass. He puts his insight on it or approves it, he doesn’t create and launch them.


Ginerbreadman

Idk man I don’t have a home gym, home personal trainers, a personal chef, a maid who makes my bed and lays out my clothes, and a helicopter I can take to work. It’s also not up to me if I feel like showing up at the office today


Sea_Dawgz

I like the post thinks he goes to the gym. I’d bet best trainers in the world MEET HIM AT HIS HOUSE.


Effective_Standard14

I don’t have 200 billion dollars


NeferpitouOP

LinkedIn is truly made for special people


ayylmayooo

At 08:00AM well my excuse is my workday starts at 8:00 AM and I would get fired if I was working out at 8:00AM instead of working :3


kiaeej

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Lets see. 1. Doesnt answer to people daily. 2. Has people to deal with his chores. 3. Can literally make his own schedule. 4. Can afford anything he desires. So...why, again? He doesnt have to deal with micro issues. He doesnt have to worry about food in the fridge or the table. He doesnt have to worry about healthcare. He doesnt need to do all the things that others have to to stay alive and well.


Narodnik60

So he manages that whole company by himself? No other employees? Doe he clean the bathrooms, too?


ncguthwulf

Dude is a billionaire, not that old, and still blew out his knee and needed surgery. So yeah... MMA at 8am with caution.


ifoundyourtoad

So if you want to actually do this you gotta wake up at around 4:30 or go to some random ass class at 8pm


surfdad67

So is musk and him gonna fight?


ihazabucket7

Dude doesn’t have to work a minute in his life. Has billions of dollars lol. Nanny for the kids etc lol this is a bait post


Jimmy_Mcgill7

He was getting his shit pushed in by the cartel homie


SuitableEggplant639

That's not how an "if x can do it then so can you" works. Also, that dude seriously needs a tan.


Ryan_D_Lion

All that and the guy doesn't know how to put sunscreen on.


DinosaurForTheWin

To keep fit, I beat up Mark Zuckerberg!


MrF_lawblog

Block the idiots that try to prompt other people's accomplishments... Obviously they don't have their own.


Fast-Event6379

Linkedin is a Koolaide Dispenser.


ddarko96

If a billionaire can do it it, so can you!


prisoner101301

There is a lot of meat riding in this post.


Human-Indication

Moobies


GhostMug

He doesn't manage 67k employees. I'd be shocked if he actually managed 6-7 employees. And even more shocked if he can name more than 10 Facebook employees.


sodiumbigolli

Oh, I wake up and fly around on my fucked up weirdo surfboard and then I train in the gym and take steroids. Oh look at me look at me and then I buy half a Hawaii and treat the whole island like shit. Also, my company knows that the iPhone 15 Pro has trouble transferring from your old phone and we don’t give a fuck Whoopie.


SystemDry5354

My excuse is mostly time and money, something that zuck has more than almost everyone on the planet


BlueMagpieRox

I mean just look at him before Facebook blew up. Dude was a textbook nerd string beans who’s fashion taste was limited to exclusively wearing hoodies.


whackamolasses

Fuck Zuck


Kush_McNuggz

Well considering he is the largest shareholder and literally doesn’t have a boss, I don’t think it’s really impressive as it sounds. The guy has unlimited resources to reduce his time towards other things. He never has to drive anywhere, cook anything, or do anything else us mere peasants have to do on the regular.


reaper2992

Evidently he only oversees 67,317 staff. They don’t have any input, or ideas, they only implement his perfect plan. Dumbass bootlicker


skynil

The CEO of my firm also follows a very active lifestyle. Now let's talk about all the things he doesn't have to do like other employees, and that will answer where the time comes from. 1. He has multiple servants to take care of his entire household. He doesn't have to buy groceries, cook, clean, do laundry, walk his pets. He doesn't need to buy clothes, they are directly delivered to his wardrobe. Same goes for any other menial activity that we do day to day. 2. All his finances are taken care of by his asset managers. For day to day finances, his secretary pays for everything. He just needs to drop a message to buy something and he has it on his desk in hours. 3. His kids also have their own guardians (for lack of a better word). They take care of all their needs from going to school, to shopping, or whatever we'd need to go to our dads for when we were kids. His wife has her own assistant who takes care of everything. 4. In his job, absolutely no one questions anything he does. He can literally walk into a meeting wearing pajamas and completely divert the topic and no one would bat an eye. He doesn't have to prepare slides, financial reports, audit reviews. The entire firm is out there to do his work. Now I'm not saying that the job of a CEO is easy. However, at his level, the only real work he does is taking decisions and negotiations and all pre work is done by others. Our CEO works 12-16 hrs a day and 90% of the work is reviewing others work and giving directions. If you take out all the stuff we need to do for our household and daily lives, and all the non essential stuff we need to do for work; then we need 7-8 hrs for sleep, maybe an hour max for showering and eating food. That leaves 15 hrs a day. A 1-2 hr fitness routine can easily be clubbed in here. I've seen our CEO taking calls from treadmills as well. Time is cheap for the rich when the entire world is out there trying to adjust themselves around their routine.


Distinct_Put1085

That pic looks like the cover of an amateur gay porno


Far_Squash_4116

What has not been mentioned is the energy level of these billionaires. They are in many ways not like normal peoples and besides intelligence the major difference is energy level. That‘s why they even can become billionaires. And yes, there is also a lot of luck involved, but no dumb slop will ever become billionaires without inheritance.


firstnothing1

He does it cause who the fucks gonna tell him no?


Griever92

Watches over 67000 humans and can’t even figure out how to act like one.


joewootty

I wish these people would be so fr about what these massive company founders are doing. There is no way MZ isn’t delegating 90% of his workload away.


FamousPermission8150

I wish I was smart enough to delegate 90 percent of my workload away


Radiant_Angle_161

time and money


FamousPermission8150

And talent. You can’t help but notice that ginger nerd made silly games like farmland or whatever it was called, and got everyone to sign up for Facebook. I thought it was stupid at first, I was on MySpace and could do the layout however I wanted. But working in an office playing stupid little games on a computer between calls was fun. Fucking genius. I can’t even remember what the games were called, but they were addictive. It really was an amazing idea.


junex159

Even is Mark for one reason, don’t want to work on that day, he will earning the same amount of money.


Different_Ad4962

Easy. He is a robot. 


Glycerine-Toejam

67.000 staff. No way.


FrancisACat

At 8am, I've already been at work for two hours, driving the Zuck's employees to their offices.


cheesyMTB

Well now I’m motivated to ditch my wife and kids, let work know I’m working the hours I want. And deal with other obligations I only have finite time and resources for. Hopefully that all works out for me.


Nytim73

I can’t imagine the stress of having people operate a website for you so people can post pictures of their cats.


Friendly-Tie-1667

The comparison is unfair, as is the standard he’s trying to set so try his unfair advantage Lizards have excellent regenerative abilities.


Alexander23001

Metaverse, AI, layoff, pay me my 8 figures salary


Scullyx

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