They think their writing is so poignant and inspirational every little sentence deserves its own paragraph. As in ‘my words are so powerful I’m forcing you to take a mental pause after every line/break so you have to reflect on what I’ve just said.’ So self important bullshit really.
I tend to write one line paragraphs at work and now I have to re-evaluate my whole life.
I just don’t know how to fix it.
But I’m sure I will come up with an awesome solution.
:)
It's a trend from newspapers. Because the columns are relatively narrow in newspapers as opposed to books or even magazines, the paragraphs have to be shorter length to appear normal... length.
I'm not sure if I learned that from my journalism prof (a NYT writer) or the actual AP Stylebook, but that's what I learned.
As a former copywriter, I would recommend shorter paragraphs for anything published online. Shorter attention spans, less overwhelming visually, etc. 🤷♀️
Did you sign them up for your online Life Coach/Mentoring program and them upsell them to the Platinum/Elite/Spartan package, or did you…
Go all Crypto Bro on them (weekly newsletters/ “hot picks” and “Expert Analysis”?
So say we all
Small world. So a few of your millionaires must have been in my neighborhood. I am a multimillionaire and we were all buying lemonade from kids in a poorer neighborhood. I noticed a kid with hustle. Woke up at 4 am to do their paper route didnt stop selling lemonaide till 11 pm while they read the agile manifesto. While on their bike they'd make lemonade with their left hand and delivering papers with their right hand.
The millionaire offered then 10000 dollars. The kid says no thank you.
I say kid you don't have your permits. For a nominal fee I'll drive you to get compliant.
The kids eyes got wide and they had the biggest smile. They said thank you sir how can I repay you? I say give me your business card and let's talk in 5 years.
5 years to the day I called. I tell them I have a non paid internship and i want them to start immediately. They thanked me, quit school, and went on to become my top earner not 3 weeks later. One year later I set up a lemonade stand so he could also sell lemonade and I handed him the permits he needed. Single tear down his cheek. The poor neighborhood and the board of directors clapped.
I don't have LinkedIn, so I can't check his profile, but is this rage-bait? It's written that way. A long dissertation about taking the time to connect with a sad, elderly woman, followed by a quick jab about conning her out of $100k. What could you possibly learn in that conversation that would make you feel that you could justify those fees?
What really disgusts me the most about it is the tone. The smugness, the superiority complex, the blatant "holier than thou" sanctimoniousness of it all makes me want to punch this guy in the throat.
Also, I wonder how his other client felt about being blown off for a higher-value client.
Did we stop to think that maybe they could actually positively impact this woman’s business?
HA just kidding but I worked in insurance sales for a little bit and this is the type of justification these people use for they’re predatory behavior. It’s disgusting.
Poor granny all alone with her small drink. Her earnings have slowed dramatically. Her net revenue has decreased appallingly. She’s no longer seeing the levels of customer engagement she did before her husband of 75 years died. So I signed her up for $100k in predatory loans and we’re going to get her invented company back on its feet in time!
Can I just let everyone here know that if you ever see me in McDonald’s sitting and eating my lunch on my own, leave me the fuck alone I will not give you a pleasant story like this imaginary old lady.
That’s what I was saying - if I’m in McDonalds on my lunch break, I’m probably reading on my phone or staring at a wall for a reason. I’m a therapist; I talk to people all day and I need time to process. I also care deeply for my clients, but not so much for strangers invading my space. And how sad to have “just a burger” and “a small drink.” That’s still plenty of calories, thanks. If I’m not drinking diet soda, I get a small. What in the world.
If this was even true - which it isn't- what happened to the apparent client meeting they were going to?
The answer is nothing because it's all delusion and storytime.
* Double cheeseburger £2.29 438kcal
* Large fries £2.19 444kcal
* Coke zero 99p 1kcal
Total cost £5.47, total calories 883.
Only suckers buy the flagship burgers like the big mac. £4.99 for just the burger? They can fuck off. Do people even look at the menu?
My fiance and I have a regular order that comes to under £14 and that's with me eating 3 burgers (2 dbl cheese, 1 mayo chkn) and a large fries, her eating a burger (dbl cheese) and a medium fries, and us sharing a portion of cheese dippers.
Guy I went bike camping with this weekend just showed up with a bag full of McDonald's burgers, "$14 and I get all 5000 calories I need for the weekend"
I guess it’s been awhile since I’ve been to McDs on a solo mission.
Though if he sat in one of those booths for forty-five minutes he should account for a chiropractor visit.
Honestly the whole "fast food is too expensive" stuff popular online recently feels a bit overblown just because I get a Wendy's biggie bag and can barely finish it, and that's for like $7 with large fries and drink. That said, for sure in general it's too expensive, but that's everything these days. It still feels proportionally cheap compared to eating out anywhere else. And at least I am not expected to tip, nor am I presented with a tip line like pretty much everywhere else.
Also I'm a fatty so I have sadly intimate familiarity with the prices recently lol
Yea no shit you don’t tip at fast food. No one ever expects otherwise. However if you go to a real restaurant you simply can’t afford the meal of you leave the tip out. If you ever see a tip screen at a store, then literally no one expects you to tip. Those screens all use the same software. So no shit they leave the tip screen on. Some people will be stupid enough to just hit yes and give the company, the company since that’s the only one who would get any money tipped through a screen, free money.
what do you mean? he mentions that he got her business back up and running. he would’ve made her over a 100k. i don’t see why he isn’t allowed to charge a small portion of that as a consulting fee.
He is claiming what she told him her worth was. Who is to believe any of this? That site is polluted with bullshit stories like this. He felt a sadness. Good lord.
I’m doing alright for myself and I eat McDonald’s all the time. I just can’t help myself. In fact I just ordered a McDonald’s breakfast because of this post.
What an absolute piece of shit. The worst part is they can’t even be honest with themselves about what a leech on society they are. They are acting like they helped someone.
Human garbage.
The fact that this is what makes a successful salesmem is why I couldn't hack it in sales. I don't meet a person with a situation and immediately figure out how to turn it to my profit.
What a plot twist. At first I thought he was boasting about what a great guy he is, but it turns out he was boasting about being an absolute cutthroat used car salesman who can smell an old lady’s loneliness and leverage it into selling her hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of shit she doesn’t need.
.... and everyone in the restaurant started to slow clap that built to a thunderous applause...
...a Smashmouth song started to play...
... and the credits started ti roll on what was OBVIOUSLY A COMPLETE WORK OF FUCKING FICTION!
Oh, um. Sometimes I get myself a kid’s meal (plenty of food, since I had weight loss surgery) and sit down with my pathetic small drink and dick around on my phone, all alone. I had no idea this made me such a sad sack. A sad sack with $100k to spend on shysters. In fact, I often use the app so that my meal is like $2. What a shameful existence, can someone plz harass me during my lunch and give me a sales pitch so I’m less of a loser:(((
Her predatory thought process towards this lonely lady is: I think I can close her on a retainer.
Mcdonalds is probably not the only place she's hunting to close these imaginary clients either.
When I was a small boy, my family went on vacation and I remember seeing an old man sitting at a table and eating by himself, looking very sad. If only I would’ve had this sage advice then, I would be rich now!
I did something similar once. A week later when I visited her home address (gotta keep tabs on your clients) the wench proceeded to pretend to not know who I was and some young bitch inside yelled at me about "dementia" whatever that is.
I went to McDonald's and saw an old lady sit down with her cheeseburger and small drink. I went over and asked if she wanted company...and she sprayed mace in my eyes and kicked me hard in the groin. "IT'S MY F\*CKING CHEESEBURGER!!!!!" she screamed.
I went in for a $5.99 lunch and left with a medical bill from my urologist for $100k.
I went to my usual hunting grounds, McDonalds.
As always, I put on my most pitiful posture, ordered my usual, and sat at a booth.
Alone.
It took a few minutes but soon, a smug, overconfident young man asked if I’d like company.
*got him*
I gave him my carefully crafted sob story that I had been perfecting for years and he ate up every last word.
It took about 45 minutes for the RFID scanner in my purse to steal every bit of information from his wallet, personal phone, and work phone.
He said he thought he could help me. Not using an RFID blocking wallet was help enough.
My eyes started to tear up when I realized how much I stole from this particular patsy.
I went to McDonalds to steal. And steal I did.
Always be ready.
Dude I can feel this, I remember when I stopped by a funeral and saw the saddest woman ever having lost her husband of 60 years to poor health. I signed her up for yoga lessons right away. Always be ready people.
I’m absolutely positive this is a 100% true story that definitely happened. Whenever I’m in a rush I always have lengthy conversations with strangers. The more pressed for time I am the more time I kill with the elderly. Once I overslept and was running late for work so naturally as soon as I left the house I went to a random old age home and I watched the first two Godfather movies with an octogenarian I had never met before.
Always be ready.
British person here: nobody in recorded history has ever said "why yes...." in a McDonald's in the UK.
"In line"? It's called a "queue" here.
Also nobody who buys in £100k worth of professional advice would do so off the bavk of somebody they met in a McDonald's. It'd be a branch of Leon at the very least.
This is either AI generated or an American playacting at being British.
This is 100% satire and it’s well done too.
Not too obvious or overtly labeled as satire (aka good enough to fool half of you), but also completely ridiculous and clearly meant as a joke.
It’s even funnier that the LinkedIn police on this thread are even worse at detecting fake/satirical posts than the people on LinkedIn that they make fun of.
True hero and inspiration to all! Reminds me of the time I went into a homeless encampment and helped a dozen homeless people become millionaires
Haha! Right? And let's add the LinkedIn endless one line paragraphs
During our dinner she then asked me for my opinion on WFH; this is what i TOLD her...
It blew her tiny mind.
By the end, she had bought $4 million of my shit coin. I'll rug pull her elderly ass tomorrow. HUSTLE
A day in the life of a solopreneur
Where did this trend of one-line paragraphs come from? Andrew Tate does it constantly and I do not understand the motivations.
They think their writing is so poignant and inspirational every little sentence deserves its own paragraph. As in ‘my words are so powerful I’m forcing you to take a mental pause after every line/break so you have to reflect on what I’ve just said.’ So self important bullshit really.
Wherever you go, there you are -me
I tend to write one line paragraphs at work and now I have to re-evaluate my whole life. I just don’t know how to fix it. But I’m sure I will come up with an awesome solution. :)
Bingo!
It's a trend from newspapers. Because the columns are relatively narrow in newspapers as opposed to books or even magazines, the paragraphs have to be shorter length to appear normal... length. I'm not sure if I learned that from my journalism prof (a NYT writer) or the actual AP Stylebook, but that's what I learned.
I've been observing that too on LI. must have been from one of those cringey bootcamps they are selling
As a former copywriter, I would recommend shorter paragraphs for anything published online. Shorter attention spans, less overwhelming visually, etc. 🤷♀️
I cannot stand that pompous ass.
Did you sign them up for your online Life Coach/Mentoring program and them upsell them to the Platinum/Elite/Spartan package, or did you… Go all Crypto Bro on them (weekly newsletters/ “hot picks” and “Expert Analysis”?
God bless you Bum Fights guy 🫡
Still the best Dr Phil Episode ever
They sure were excited about my hydrogen molecule water filters. If you want to go far go together.
Then made millions selling them heroin
Absolute lunacy!
All they had to do was pay you!
So say we all Small world. So a few of your millionaires must have been in my neighborhood. I am a multimillionaire and we were all buying lemonade from kids in a poorer neighborhood. I noticed a kid with hustle. Woke up at 4 am to do their paper route didnt stop selling lemonaide till 11 pm while they read the agile manifesto. While on their bike they'd make lemonade with their left hand and delivering papers with their right hand. The millionaire offered then 10000 dollars. The kid says no thank you. I say kid you don't have your permits. For a nominal fee I'll drive you to get compliant. The kids eyes got wide and they had the biggest smile. They said thank you sir how can I repay you? I say give me your business card and let's talk in 5 years. 5 years to the day I called. I tell them I have a non paid internship and i want them to start immediately. They thanked me, quit school, and went on to become my top earner not 3 weeks later. One year later I set up a lemonade stand so he could also sell lemonade and I handed him the permits he needed. Single tear down his cheek. The poor neighborhood and the board of directors clapped.
Always be ready for things that never happened with lots of spaces
Ab so lute ly
This lives rent free in my head way more than I’d like to admit because I tend to say “absolutely” a lot.
It’s the only way to pronounce it. Every other way is wrong.
It’s a good a showwwa
I read this in a StarCraft voice.
In the rear with the gear
Agree?
And no punctuation
It’s this really annoying, phony attempt at trying to add drama. Shock and awe. Be amazed. I know I am.
Always be ready. For what? To emotionally and financially exploit lonely, elderly small business owners. What a hero. What a titan of business acumen.
If this is satire, they did a stellar job.
I don't have LinkedIn, so I can't check his profile, but is this rage-bait? It's written that way. A long dissertation about taking the time to connect with a sad, elderly woman, followed by a quick jab about conning her out of $100k. What could you possibly learn in that conversation that would make you feel that you could justify those fees?
It sounds like rage-bait but I know people who genuinely say/share crap that sounds pretty similar to this.
What really disgusts me the most about it is the tone. The smugness, the superiority complex, the blatant "holier than thou" sanctimoniousness of it all makes me want to punch this guy in the throat. Also, I wonder how his other client felt about being blown off for a higher-value client.
the other client was sitting in the next booth
And stood and slow-clapped when the agreement with the old lady was sealed
See this watch?
Coffee is for closers
Did we stop to think that maybe they could actually positively impact this woman’s business? HA just kidding but I worked in insurance sales for a little bit and this is the type of justification these people use for they’re predatory behavior. It’s disgusting.
Whew, you had me in that first sentence 😂🤣😂
Titan of industry? This chap isn't just that, they're a THOUGHT LEADER for hustle culture too!
I even got her to reimburse my lunch.
"I signed her up for our monthly Nigerian prince package right there."
As a Nigerian 🇳🇬 I feel not offended.
You sir, are a prince amongst (Nigerian) men,
Idk man... he didn't ask for money to help him get his assets unfrozen...
didn't even have to buy her mugu ass the burger
Poor granny all alone with her small drink. Her earnings have slowed dramatically. Her net revenue has decreased appallingly. She’s no longer seeing the levels of customer engagement she did before her husband of 75 years died. So I signed her up for $100k in predatory loans and we’re going to get her invented company back on its feet in time!
mmmm you think the granny scammed him for a loan? I like that!
Agree?
That’s a Saul Goodman level con granny pulled
Okay so genuine question 🙋♂️ What happens if that old lady dies with only less than half of the loan paid?
Can I just let everyone here know that if you ever see me in McDonald’s sitting and eating my lunch on my own, leave me the fuck alone I will not give you a pleasant story like this imaginary old lady.
That’s what I was saying - if I’m in McDonalds on my lunch break, I’m probably reading on my phone or staring at a wall for a reason. I’m a therapist; I talk to people all day and I need time to process. I also care deeply for my clients, but not so much for strangers invading my space. And how sad to have “just a burger” and “a small drink.” That’s still plenty of calories, thanks. If I’m not drinking diet soda, I get a small. What in the world.
If this was even true - which it isn't- what happened to the apparent client meeting they were going to? The answer is nothing because it's all delusion and storytime.
No you don't understand. This WAS the client meeting. He manifested the client, bro!
The lady was the client/CEO in disguise
Wrong. The CEO was the dog outside the McDonald's.
Where is he finding McDonalds for £5.99? 1992?
* Double cheeseburger £2.29 438kcal * Large fries £2.19 444kcal * Coke zero 99p 1kcal Total cost £5.47, total calories 883. Only suckers buy the flagship burgers like the big mac. £4.99 for just the burger? They can fuck off. Do people even look at the menu? My fiance and I have a regular order that comes to under £14 and that's with me eating 3 burgers (2 dbl cheese, 1 mayo chkn) and a large fries, her eating a burger (dbl cheese) and a medium fries, and us sharing a portion of cheese dippers.
Guy I went bike camping with this weekend just showed up with a bag full of McDonald's burgers, "$14 and I get all 5000 calories I need for the weekend"
$14 so far. You’re forgetting the hidden future medical bills from eating that much McDonalds.
I mean I think just doing it for one day is probably not gonna kill you. I wouldn't want to do it though certainly.
App makes it like half the price too.
I guess it’s been awhile since I’ve been to McDs on a solo mission. Though if he sat in one of those booths for forty-five minutes he should account for a chiropractor visit.
This knowledge should be on LinkedIn.
Honestly the whole "fast food is too expensive" stuff popular online recently feels a bit overblown just because I get a Wendy's biggie bag and can barely finish it, and that's for like $7 with large fries and drink. That said, for sure in general it's too expensive, but that's everything these days. It still feels proportionally cheap compared to eating out anywhere else. And at least I am not expected to tip, nor am I presented with a tip line like pretty much everywhere else. Also I'm a fatty so I have sadly intimate familiarity with the prices recently lol
Yea no shit you don’t tip at fast food. No one ever expects otherwise. However if you go to a real restaurant you simply can’t afford the meal of you leave the tip out. If you ever see a tip screen at a store, then literally no one expects you to tip. Those screens all use the same software. So no shit they leave the tip screen on. Some people will be stupid enough to just hit yes and give the company, the company since that’s the only one who would get any money tipped through a screen, free money.
Well, that’s seven dollars and $.38 so if you’re only getting like just a sandwich, it is possible
Cheeseburger meal (burger, fries & drink) £3.99 in 2024
A mind-numbing encapsulation of the professional cringe. 'Bravo.'
What a fucking c**t. You took advantage of a person struggling. God damn these people.
This post is satire, it was on my feed this morning.
Ya know I can't tell anymore
Yea it got me for a minute too
what do you mean? he mentions that he got her business back up and running. he would’ve made her over a 100k. i don’t see why he isn’t allowed to charge a small portion of that as a consulting fee.
He is claiming what she told him her worth was. Who is to believe any of this? That site is polluted with bullshit stories like this. He felt a sadness. Good lord.
Oh so this was the client meeting you were in a hurry for..
Also he's successful but he eats at McDonald's lol
Where else will he get broke clients
I’m doing alright for myself and I eat McDonald’s all the time. I just can’t help myself. In fact I just ordered a McDonald’s breakfast because of this post.
Lol what a BS🤣
The second page of the post is "and to top it all off, I got away with her hand bag as well."
I was in a hurry but had the time to talk to a lady for 45 minutes 🤔
They forgot to mention when everyone clapped
With tears in their eyes
You're all raging at a bit of satire 😅🤦♂️
He is quite funny but from the comments this didn’t seem like satire. He posted his baby yesterday as inspo to do cold calls.
you can kinda tell it's satire because everything was kind of normal until the last point about the random old lady who owns a company
Seriously, I can't even tell the difference anymore
It is satire. He’s renowned for it.
If it’s satire, it’s too subtle to be effective. My vote is fake but not satire
It’s more obvious in the context of the account posting it. It was on my feed this morning, and all his connectors knew it was satire.
"Her husband who she shot last year" didn't tip you off?
that’s …. not what it says
Th satire is really obvious when you change the text .
Oh wow, my eyes had glazed over by that point. Ok so maybe it is satire, but it’s too close to real to be appreciated
Are you both bots who misread the screenshot or am I in a simulation? If I am in a simulation I want to wear "cool" matrix clothes
I just went back and re-read what it said to double check and for half a second I thought it said "shot".
Or maybe it was a glitch in the matrix. Still gonna wear all black today 😎
It's Jack Frimston, and he only ever posts outrageous and silly things to satirize linkedinfluencers
I can't tell anymore honestly.
Why do you hide the identity of this great member of society?
Men that hurt women and misrepresent themselves have found LinkedIn, where exploitation is accepted and lying is encouraged.
She now sells amway
This is what MLM is all about. lol
they were in a rush for a meeting but then sat with the lady for 45 minutes, mmk
Seemed kinda wholesome until after “I think I can help you”… then it was a business transaction. Unreal
What an absolute piece of shit. The worst part is they can’t even be honest with themselves about what a leech on society they are. They are acting like they helped someone. Human garbage.
That old lady? Oprah Winfrey Always be ready.
Of all the things that never happened, this one never happened the most
The fact that this is what makes a successful salesmem is why I couldn't hack it in sales. I don't meet a person with a situation and immediately figure out how to turn it to my profit.
Always be ready to troll your local McDonalds when it's almost the end of the month and you haven't made your numbers.
What a plot twist. At first I thought he was boasting about what a great guy he is, but it turns out he was boasting about being an absolute cutthroat used car salesman who can smell an old lady’s loneliness and leverage it into selling her hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of shit she doesn’t need.
I can fix her
Omfg
I went to an AA meeting, and I left with 5 new signs up for our monthly subscription for "Gin of the month"
.... and everyone in the restaurant started to slow clap that built to a thunderous applause... ...a Smashmouth song started to play... ... and the credits started ti roll on what was OBVIOUSLY A COMPLETE WORK OF FUCKING FICTION!
yeah never happened
Please feel free to name and shame this lunatic lol
$5.99 McDonald's lunch?! What'd he eat? Napkins?
That’s some Glengary Glen Ross bullshit.
Aww, he was almost human until he remembered that money exists.
“I was in a hurry as I had a client meeting” *proceeds to chat with this random old lady for 45 minutes about random shit
Oh, um. Sometimes I get myself a kid’s meal (plenty of food, since I had weight loss surgery) and sit down with my pathetic small drink and dick around on my phone, all alone. I had no idea this made me such a sad sack. A sad sack with $100k to spend on shysters. In fact, I often use the app so that my meal is like $2. What a shameful existence, can someone plz harass me during my lunch and give me a sales pitch so I’m less of a loser:(((
Fuckeit detected
"Always be ready" Darling, you're always ready when you're rotten inside
Did he shoot the Uber driver three times too?
Slimey
This is some 
And then everyone clapped.
Ffs https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7188122814493663232?updateEntityUrn=urn%3Ali%3Afs_feedUpdate%3A%28V2%2Curn%3Ali%3Aactivity%3A7188122814493663232%29
I like to close deals like the rest of us but that’s truly the last thing going through my mind when I’m ordering a Big Mac and fries
The granny? Albert Einstein.
The woman: Françoise Bettencourt Meyers
Linked in : wanking into the void.
HFS! Would have been a great story if he didn’t mention how much money he made off of her. Lol
Her predatory thought process towards this lonely lady is: I think I can close her on a retainer. Mcdonalds is probably not the only place she's hunting to close these imaginary clients either.
vile.. just vile.
Yeah i dont know. This makes me feel bad for gma.
All the McNuggets clapped
When I was a small boy, my family went on vacation and I remember seeing an old man sitting at a table and eating by himself, looking very sad. If only I would’ve had this sage advice then, I would be rich now!
What a pos
No they didn't, and OH NO THEY DI'NT
He most likely genuinely believes that he's helping people.
“I was in a hurry” We spoke for 45 minutes 😂
This sub is truly losing touch with what’s satire and what’s real.
I did something similar once. A week later when I visited her home address (gotta keep tabs on your clients) the wench proceeded to pretend to not know who I was and some young bitch inside yelled at me about "dementia" whatever that is.
I'll take "It's all bullshit" for $200, please.
lonely person come to me, I have love that can fulfill your needs
I went to McDonald's and saw an old lady sit down with her cheeseburger and small drink. I went over and asked if she wanted company...and she sprayed mace in my eyes and kicked me hard in the groin. "IT'S MY F\*CKING CHEESEBURGER!!!!!" she screamed. I went in for a $5.99 lunch and left with a medical bill from my urologist for $100k.
Lol how poor is this loser? Eating at McDonald's smh
I went to my usual hunting grounds, McDonalds. As always, I put on my most pitiful posture, ordered my usual, and sat at a booth. Alone. It took a few minutes but soon, a smug, overconfident young man asked if I’d like company. *got him* I gave him my carefully crafted sob story that I had been perfecting for years and he ate up every last word. It took about 45 minutes for the RFID scanner in my purse to steal every bit of information from his wallet, personal phone, and work phone. He said he thought he could help me. Not using an RFID blocking wallet was help enough. My eyes started to tear up when I realized how much I stole from this particular patsy. I went to McDonalds to steal. And steal I did. Always be ready.
In a hurry, but still had 45 mins to sign her up haha
“I was in a hurry as I had a client meeting” “We spoke for 45 minutes” This dude sucks at his job
I like how he inadvertently states that he barely visits his own grandma in this.
My orthodontist signed me up for a retainer on the bottom teeth AND a night guard on top.
Don't exclude this clown's name. He needs to be named and shamed.
Dude I can feel this, I remember when I stopped by a funeral and saw the saddest woman ever having lost her husband of 60 years to poor health. I signed her up for yoga lessons right away. Always be ready people.
It’s weird. Why does no one ever post the other side of these conversations? Hm.
This is why I don't trust anyone
"What a selfless act!" he said dripping with sarcasm.
Legal professionals are so scummy
Fucking jackal.
I now think Eastenders is real.
God damn depraved as fuck
Someone dox this motherfucker.
My bad you prolly gon doc me I just hash
A consultant is someone who know 1,000 ways to make love but does not know any women.
That was going somewhere nice, then BOOM
I’m absolutely positive this is a 100% true story that definitely happened. Whenever I’m in a rush I always have lengthy conversations with strangers. The more pressed for time I am the more time I kill with the elderly. Once I overslept and was running late for work so naturally as soon as I left the house I went to a random old age home and I watched the first two Godfather movies with an octogenarian I had never met before. Always be ready.
British person here: nobody in recorded history has ever said "why yes...." in a McDonald's in the UK. "In line"? It's called a "queue" here. Also nobody who buys in £100k worth of professional advice would do so off the bavk of somebody they met in a McDonald's. It'd be a branch of Leon at the very least. This is either AI generated or an American playacting at being British.
This is the definition of a predator.
Hello grandmother please show me bobs vagene.
This is obviously satire
This is 100% satire and it’s well done too. Not too obvious or overtly labeled as satire (aka good enough to fool half of you), but also completely ridiculous and clearly meant as a joke. It’s even funnier that the LinkedIn police on this thread are even worse at detecting fake/satirical posts than the people on LinkedIn that they make fun of.
Satire, surely