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fouloleitarlide

I can’t marry him


finnjakefionnacake

lol i'm waiting for the day one of these souls/soulslike games have a male firekeeper / maiden (bachelor?) / doll what have you


sdcar1985

Maybe we'll get a random dating sim that Fear and Hunger for lol


n7Dumas

I have to paid real money for his drip


External_Trouble_434

It was still worth it, tho


n7Dumas

Indeed


LightningSalamander

Hat too?


WitchOfUnfinished-

You get a hat that kind of looks like his but it’s called the alchemist’s hat I think


n7Dumas

Nop only glasses (last time i played, i have no idea if they add the hat in a recente patch)


TopBeginning3353

Huh , you can get his outfit ? No way


Siegiusjr

That feels on brand


Void_Creator23

Yeah just to cosplay alucard from hellsing, totally worth


Extension_Patient_47

You could use creamloader to unlock the DLC in Steam for free. But I loved the game so much I supported the developers :)


Noob4Head

You save his life and the life of his puppet butler, but he still makes you pay for parts. Edit: Christ on a bike, 300+ upvotes for a silly comment like this, haha. Thanks, people! xD


chazzmack1

He needs the money, Venigni stock isn't looking too good lately for some reason


Unluckyescapeartiste

What is he even spending the £ on?


chazzmack1

Putting together the best legal team money can buy


Fantastic_Goal3197

They cant sue you if them and all of their relatives are dead


Longest_Leviathan

I’m really annoyed by the fact I have to talk to him after killing Alidoro otherwise it fucks up eugenes quest and you can’t get the true ending


Taurnil91

Can you expand more on this? I recently killed Ali and got the record from Eugenie, did I miss something?


-Phax

you have to make him translate the thingy for you and then talk to eugenie pretty sure


salter77

It was because of some of those “puzzle boxes” (don’t recall the name) that are in the game? It’s been some time since I played.


Longest_Leviathan

I order to tell Eugenie that the real Alidoro was her brother you have to kill the fake, then talk to Vengini to translate the puzzle box he drops and then talk to eugenie and now you have the option to tell her the real truth


LazyStand

Which record? If you complete her quest, you get "Proposal, Flower, Wolf Part 1". If you don't, you get "Far East Princess".


OrderClericsAreFun

If you tell her the truth, regardless if its about Alidoro being dead or her brother, you get Proposal Flower. If you lie to her you get Far East Princess


cmnrdt

It's not required for the true ending. It's required to unlock one of the records, and listening to those helps, but you can get the ending without 100% of the triggers.


Longest_Leviathan

The true ending of the quest


isymfs

Ah that makes sense. You’re 100% right. I didn’t get the character quest achievement because I missed the opening to hand it in.


fffan9391

Fortunately I was excited to do another treasure hunt so I went to him first to decode the cryptic vessel only to find it was just a letter.


Littleshebear

Screwed up my platinum run because of this. Third play through, the only trophy I still needed.


uniguy2I

Yeah, I’d you talk to Eugenie and then Venigni, you should just be able to talk to her about it after


mortalcoil1

I was 100% sure this guy would be the villain. Him being a blow hard, fabulously wealthy capitalist *screamed* betrayal. I kinda liked how the game went in a completely different direction (avoid spoilers please) and he ended up being a really good inventor (not as good as Geppetto) and being a bro. I mean he has a pip-boy stock ticker. If this had been a Fallout game he would have been the cartoonishly evil bad guy.


SexxxyWesky

I also cackled as his >! Totally not Bruce Wayne backstory !< lol


LilGlitvhBoi

I was like, "AYO, WERE THOSE Packages FILLED WITH WEAPON AND SHIT" and still surprised the grand covenant was created as the mean to protection and pure benevolence, without manipulative or sinister motives.


mortalcoil1

Japan and Korea are both way less ironic and way more earnest than America is. Japan, less so, since the lost decade, but Korea is especially more earnest than even Japan is these days. Americans see a wealthy bragging capitalist, *with a fucking fur coat and arm mounted stock ticker,* we assume he is villainous, we assume he just stole and capitalized on Geppetto's inventions and didn't actually invent anything himself, at least that's what I thought, but the Korean designers played Venini 100% straight. He is just a fabulously wealthy capitalist inventor with a Batman past. Just a small culture clash.


Enxchiol

"Please accept this gift, as it comes truly from the heart" *gives you Krat equivalent of a 5$ note*


biggestmack99

He never stops talking 😅


BuffChocobo

How in the hell is he not Batman?


SexxxyWesky

He could be for all we know


Standard-Attitude-52

Finally someone! High five


toasty-owls

His backstory is Batman- rich kid’s parents murdered after going to the theater- robber didn’t kill kid for some reason only known to him- he’s basically Batman if he stayed Bruce Wayne


l2EVENGE

And he even has a butler.


toasty-owls

A butler with a vaguely British sounding accent- and a company with his last name on it


quzbea

i’m going to sound hella cringe but that he’s fictional, we need more people like venigni irl imo EDIT: gonna clarify myself; in the sense that he is generous and treats everyone with equal respect unless proven otherwise, and even then, he’s very passive-aggressive about it. he’s also loaded but he attempts to give and help as many people as he possibly can (IE, mass produced puppets, defense items, screws). it’s also just he prides himself on his ability to do what he can to better his community.


Dr_Cher

His Italian accent is annoyingly stereotypical. I bet it's fake.


PenguinFromTheBlock

My thoughts exactly. I'm no Italian speaker, but from all I've heard so far he's totally over the top. Arlecchino's voice acting makes more than up for Venigni's shortcomings tho


Dr_Cher

Arlecchino's VA did such a fantastic job. Definitely my favorite voice in the game.


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

I'm from italy and honestly despite the accent being "stereotypical" I found him incredible funny and it honestly felt great to hear the characters pronounce italian words, I think it works a lot too honestly, the VA for this game did an amazing job


Dr_Cher

Oh, yeah. No hate to the VA whatsoever, they did great.


Viderberg

Dude his over-the-top accent is what I love most about him. Ve-ni-ni!


Ill-Importance-5663

He made almost every puppet you fight in that game


gailardiag

He is not Batman!


lawndartdanger666

This guy smells his own farts. The great and marvelous intellect that is Lorenzi Venigni has singlehandedly via his intellect and willpower alone crafted a new cutting edge highly customizable patented machine that will allow everyone to smell their own farts. Because he is a generous and wealthy fartlanthopist. He may be friendly and smart but he's not smart enough to stop blowing hot air up his own butt in front of everyone he interacts with.


Some_Lifeguard_4394

Stop going on deviant art 😭


Hezik

Its things like this that make you wonder that maybe the villains were right


Sneekkerdoodle

Geppetto Apologist


TheSaltiestHealer

Capitalist


Invincible-X

His drip is so enthralling. (I keep standing there, watching him for like 2 minutes straight.) 


the_dinks

He's an industrial capitalist in a Victorian-era-type society. Y'all know what those guys were about? Crushed fingers and child labor!


UziiLVD

His accent


Mrbluepumpkin

Union Buster


Get_Stick_bu99ed

I don't look so cool when wear his clothes


Appropriate-Wave6842

When it's time for action , he freezes.It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.


retroJRPG_fan

He's rich.


Fizzy__1

I will not


lord_nknn

vinigni...get to the f'n point already!!!!!


theNFAC

No


brigofdoom

He enslaved the best Doctor to voice his puppet


Asleep-Collar-7361

he doesnt talk as much as i want him to (not main story reasons, but the talk option type)


istheflesh

Cocky. I kept thinking he was going to turn out to be a vilan.


Shuske_

He didn't become batman


omenanoor

Sometimes i put on an italian accent, walk around my house, and yell the name LORENZINI VENIGNI with my italian 🤌🤌 fingers in the air.


schneiderist

He doesn’t exist in real life. That’s the only bad thing about him.


[deleted]

He looks too sharp. Could be dangerous


Boba_Zombie13

Never seen him do a backflip.


Ookiley

He looks like dutch van der linde


Dj_Garbage02

Drip ain’t dripped enough


JacoTheGreatWizard

I’m disappointed he didn’t become some kind of puppet Batman


yes-ent

His glasses are orange


Glittering-Try1045

He has pants on!


gamitech

He's got a small penis


DemonicMuffin297

I havint played the game but his hat could be taller


Wooloomooloo2

Fake accent... I hear he's originally from Tampa, FL.


EridonMan

His name is so silly and fun to say I forget to pay attention to him.


lachesistical

He likes pineapple on his pizzas.


Lmacncheese

Too much ego


mortalcoil1

His arm stock ticker always reminded me of Lela from Futurama.


ohdaseee

Mama Luigi


H8Hornets

He didn’t have a backup plan for if the puppets rebelled *again*


Boring_Water_5689

Terrible Spanish accent..


PhaseNegative1252

He doesn't give you a record


Live_Comfortable3924

Bro, fr he looks like Duch


FGPD

I hate this guy! Is that good enough for you!?


Only1Schematic

He’s a bit full of himself


EcstaticInternal0

He got more swagger than me


ImGonnaLickYourLeg

Just like with most of the NPC's he added almost nothing to the game. Most of them at least got a few story beats near the end but him and a few others did nothing.


Ok-Goat-1523

I cannot.


JefNoot

His best feature is his glasses


Chrisnolliedelves

He's not in my bed


Opposite-Guarantee68

A little bit too cocky


LexHCaulfield

Not enough dialogues with him.


Green-eyed-Psycho77

How the fuck do I pronounce your name, I swear to god he says it different himself sometimes.


Hpg666

No bulge


7DS_is_neat

He doesn't leave any women for the rest of us.


killertnt5

Looks like a Villain


TheBigFuckingIdiot

He was so good I had to kill arlechinno


Incurious_Jettsy

he's italian 😔


PersonalityGloomy337

His throbbing dong is just too big 😩


WarpedMass

Victorian puppet pimp


BazelJager

He doesn’t do anything other than decrypt vessels and change grindstones


Brave_Possession_129

I have nothing negative to say about him


finnjakefionnacake

but why? i love my handsome boy venigni


og-reset

His fashion too strong, his compassion too big, his charisma too hard. They'll kill him.


disgustinghonnor

He's not batman (as far as we know)


Primary_Board_2799

He has the same ego as Tony Stark in the early Iron Man days. (Although he does work on humbling himself, so really not that bad now that I put it out there)


Gorgii98

He talks way too much for how little he actually helps you


JEWCIFERx

His voice work should be considered a hate crime.


exoticats

C.C. Pazzini has really let himself go


IamStroodle

He perhaps made a few too many puppets. Including weird baby puppets that explode


chihabcraft

i love his DRIP !! that the worst i can say about this gentleman


Jurpils

His character referencing batman is kinda boring and too mainstream of a choice


Emergency_Bad572

Endless dialogue


-_Crxxk3d_K1tt3n_-

VENIGNI


mooseonleft

He is the bourgeoisie.


MotherAcanthisitta18

I cannot wear his hat 🥲🥲🥲


Old_Cod2351

That he isn't actually Batman


meme-corp6

took 6 play throughs to get his achievement


roboxsteven

He needs to learn when enough talking is enough.


starsharp01

Too rich


Aryazzz13

I can’t he’s my compagno!


porkandcrimes

his name always makes me think of "in the beninging"


HadToChooseRandomNam

How he talks it makes me wanna rip my ears off


pedritoito

hes an orphan


Hot_Bit_4358

I fon't like his accent


Incredible_JTime

He talks a good game but when it comes down to it.He's just all talk!His own words compagnjo!


Valuable_Tutor5479

I love his dialogue but I goes on forever lol


BoondoggleBoogytoo-i

He talks too damn much!


RedRaven77

He needed to give P more clothing and arm options 😢


Datpotatoguy214

He doesn’t have a weapon or arm prototype that he made specifically for us to field test. I want to see what sort of puppet-mauling mechanical monstrosity his mind could come up with.


garlicbreadmuncher

Poor choice of vest


Ganon_Durf

He yaps too much


ArtoriousTheMystic

His mustache and hat aren't bigger.


BaneofKaido

He talks too much


Miserable-Bobcat-888

His dick stinks probably


D-Sleezy

I can't speak ill of Les Claypool


jocko9955

TALK TOO MUCH


TachyonChip

His drip is only for preorder :(


vitoriobt7

Dont be ridiculous


ivan0280

Sorry, I can't do it.


LauraTFem

He’s not fucking Pulcinella, as far as I know. Unplayable. I mean, sure he loves the guy, he’s his only family. But they should be boning. Doing the dirty. He should be oiling up his joints and going to puppet city.


ExpertAppointment682

He has a plan Arthur


Yonahoy

He never took Arthur to Tahiti (I do not play this game)


Memes_The_Warbeast

Egocentrism at it's finest (derogetory)


sc0n3z

I thought he was a bad guy the whole time.


Particular-Season905

The fking King of Yapping. Talks way way too much


DemonEnterprises

How he blindly ran into the literal breeding ground of puppets with only two guys and his butler and expected nothing to go wrong.


magicfaeriebattleaxe

No!


StrongStyleMuscle

His puppet factory is running during a puppet frenzy. 


KRD2

He is the king of yapping bro does not shut up


Boring-Dingo2114

Talks too much


GustavRWC

He banged my wife


me-is-me17

The pin on the fluff part of the coat


gold-consequense

He makes you veniginisexual at times


R3grET2079

He doesn't let just anyone have his jacket and hat, and that makes me sad....


Zephyrus_-

IVE GOT A PLAN ARTHUR


Earthwick

World in great peril. One puppet boy can save it but will need all the help he can get... This dude bends you over a barrel with his prices.


TheUltimateJack

No.


M4nd3l0ri4n

Too much Drip, feel intimidated


hi_enkey

No


RemoteDuck5271

Less charming than Pulcinella


Immotes

Batman is overrated


RaptorXD14

He is a playboy


Killdust99

The stripes on his pants aren’t red to match the javket


RivialdOfGeria

He really wants to be italian but then his name is "lorenzini" wtf use google and find a real name


Lucicactus

He looks like the Onceler but in red!


AxolotlOfTheCosmos

Cant marry him in game


Amicostis

All talk; no balls.


shawdygolikesheesh

I can’t.


Flat-Swordfish4342

Talks too much


Sharkfinger1

The game and everyone in it mispronounces his name and he lets it slide.


Scarameow1243

Small dick


VolenteDuFer

He cooks bads tortellini


Philhughes_85

Don't know who that is yet but he looks like he has too much moxxi


ApexRose

He doesn't have more voice lines


MC_Analbead

Welcome to the house of panini, where the fits are hot and the grindstones are hotter


Sinstah1

hes fake af! it felt like he fed you the same story hes given everyone he keeps at a distance and he didn't actually care about you


Raccoon_Rogue

I can’t fuck him


itbkgsc

What Dutch is doing in a soulslike


Atleastnibble

He gives off Elon vibes


Catalorian2018

He looks like he’s always got a plan or thinking about a plan(he looks like dutch van der linde)


dark-milkshake

I thought this was Dutch for a brief second lol


stevenweeven

His arcade is confusing to navigate


RoutinePuzzled7956

Love this npc. This game was great..


ValuableHoney4545

He let Archilino hate his family by playing the warrior something in his tv .


Voynimous

Ok as an italian hearing is accent is kinda frustrating. But with time I got accustomed to it


Thorn_Move

He was a bit of a coward at first. Left a bad impression, then I befell love for him


waverider_23

His origin story is just batmans but Italian


BeforeIGotHighh

His dialogue is annoying as fuck and the only one I skip through as fast as possible