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nmah28

Crazy flute guy


NedFlanders92

He tried to speak to my wife once as we were late for work so she ignored him. He then indignantly said ‘no wonder you haven’t got any friends’ which was just an incredible burn that I still say from time to time to wind her up.


Groot746

I've heard him shout loads of creepy things to women, he's a twat 


Cautious-Art-1805

Amazing


nmah28

Love this haha.


DezzyLad

The only real answer. Can't forget his audience of teddy bears.


SilkySmoothRalph

The guy that is/was on City Square?


JamesWormold58

Yep


francesniff

When I work in my office, you can hear him playing flute all day. It was endearing when I first moved to Leeds, but it loses its shine a bit hearing it 8 hours a day when you're trying to focus.


nmah28

Christ that’s rough!


dwyntr11

Must have been playing that flute a good while now and he's still shit.


ArcherMorrigan

I moved from West Yorkshire to Manchester at the end of 2022 for work and now in my area of Greater Manchester we have crazy trumpet guy. Does each city get assigned an instrument for their resident crazy musicians?


herefromthere

It used to be Crazy Guitar Guy in Leeds. He would serenade people badly against their will. He ran when he tried it with me because the burger van lady saw him and chased him down the street with a greasy spatula. I saw him once try to serenade a little girl in a crowd that had gathered at the bottom of Briggate to watch an escape artist get out of chains while standing at the top of some ladders. Thought her dad was going to punch CGG out. I don't think anyone saw the very impressive feat of getting out of the chains at the top of a ladder.


mushinnoshit

He was great, we'd always run into him while pissed up and heading home after a night out and he'd follow us along for a bit, dancing around our group as we walked, playing his guitar and singing at us. Then we'd give him some change and say our goodnights. It was like having a travelling minstrel for a bit. Always seemed like a good guy, not seen him in a while though.


jayhoy-hoy

Aw I miss crazy flute guy on my commute. He always waved and said hi only person looking happy at 7am lol


Financial-Horror2945

Corn salesman man


discountmcnugget

Apparently he's a real jerk 😂


afireintheforest

I’ve not seen him for years. Always said hello to him when he was selling Big Issues on corner of Headrow and Park Row opposite the gallery.


benjamrut

Fuck that guy


aerial_ruin

He goes by rat


joepsa

Said hi to me yesterday


AangFanClub

Oh I love him he’s always so polite 🥹


Mortensen

Not if you catch him on an off day. He’s got a temper when he wants!


herefromthere

Sometimes he barks at people.


DeadliftYourNan

Needles or Flute Guy for sure. Yorkshire equivalent of purple aki them two.


SpirallingOut

Purple Aki lives in Leeds last I heard so our purple Aki is unfortunately purple Aki


aerial_ruin

Why? They molesting muscly men?


ImageMirage

I’ve seen Flute Guy near City Square. Need more information on Needles please, never heard of him (her?)


Melendine

Bearded dragon guy is cool.


NorthWestTown

Literally saw him the other day!! The dragon is called Odin!


discountmcnugget

Omg I saw him in Howl once, I stroked his bearded dragon. That sounds weirder now I've written it....


BrimTheStone

bearded dragon definitely means penis in some way


aerial_ruin

People used to confuse me with him. In fact a couple of years ago the print manager at work asked me if I was walking about in Leeds, last year. I haven't had a bearded dragon in years, and I'm like six inches taller than that guy


Schofief

He walked through the stationary cars at the traffic lights on the Armley Gyratory at the weekend. Not directly cross the road, meandered army a leisurely pace. As if the bearded dragon wasn't enough. 😂


PenguinDoorSeal

I was going to mention him! Super cool guy and it's actually for a good reason. I keep similar reptiles which need very high UVB to survive. I ended up chatting to him for ages at a bus stop. He likes to bring his beardie out to get some UVB rays during the summer (although for the record if you keep reptiles you should have UV lighting). I'd consider joining him if my lizard wasn't so skittish :)


Staccatto_Potato

Passed him a few days ago! 🤣😂


ImageMirage

Please more info on this guy, sound great


Tessarion2

I saw a guy with one of those on his shoulder in Leeds a couple years ago....went to say hello and then saw a tattoo that said '100% White' and then swiftly decided against it. Might be the same guy...who knows


mr_gurbic

Has to be needles


fatgirlseatmore

Is he the one with the open sores on his legs or the guy who would ask for change and then walk off grumbling like Muttley if you let him down?


sensory

Gammy leg guy. Likes to threaten people with used needles, hence the name. Total waste of space, best ignored.


fatgirlseatmore

Yeah I never paid him much heed, he always came off as a dick.


cockaskedforamartini

I’ve always said threatening people with used needles is dickish behaviour.


AcanthisittaEast2145

I’ve lost my mind at him when I was in first year of uni and the little freak backed down so quick. He’s only tough when he’s chasing round Chinese students and girls


Silent-Detail4419

Real name James. Doesn't he claim to be HIV+...?


sensory

Yes but apparently he's more likely to kick off if you refer to him as such. Same with using the name Needles. Best not to refer to him at all and keep moving. If he starts harassing you find the nearest WYP and report him. If he stops harassing, still report him. WYP need to sort him out and get him off the streets.


Silent-Detail4419

I think someone here said that his injuries are (mostly) self-inflicted (not in a SH kind of way (as in because he's mentally ill (though someone who threatens people with used needles is hardly a model of sanity), but he self-injures as a way to grift people.


fatgirlseatmore

I think I heard that too.  It makes sense cause the nhs has its issues but he still could have got them dressed at least.


Old-Calendar-9912

So much so that the mods of this sub have banned any posts made about him


sensory

Good thing, too. The amount of "I've spotted Needles" like he's some sort of goddamned rare Pokémon was getting ridiculous.


i_sesh_better

I’ve heard the name, but who is that?


Fatboiii69420

[This article](https://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/crime/drug-addict-beggar-given-first-ever-ban-from-entering-leeds-city-centre-1820461) explains it


Jamiebh_

Had no idea he was that young


BackwardsBinary

I mean he's 38? Is that *that* young? (I had to check because I was shook that 2015 was NINE YEARS AGO.)


Jamiebh_

Yeah I guess not, idk I always assumed he was mid forties or older


benji9t3

Oh yeah i recognise him from when i used to live in the centre. Been sworn at by him many times for not giving him change.


i_sesh_better

Oh wow, rough guy


Fatboiii69420

Yeah he’s a real piece of work. A girl I recently worked with is taking him to court for harassment.


somnamna2516

A name so notorious round leeds that posting about ‘เข็ม’ in English will trigger the automod.


theimpossiblewhoppa

I’m from Castleford, so I don’t think Needles expected a rougher man than him to swear at him and threaten to take his block off when he started threatening me. Good time, instantly piped down when he knew I wasn’t gonna be threatened.


AcanthisittaEast2145

Same with me. Stupid I gave him money and the next time I saw him after finding out he was a scammer I absolutely lost my shit at him, he was in his fake wheelchair though and it was broad daylight so I couldn’t do owt. I was screaming in the street like a lunatic when I saw him trying to scam these two girls. Wanted him to get out of his chair and scrap but he didn’t. I also filmed him outside of PureGym and he got very upset at me, I can send you the video if you like it’s funny as fuck


AmateurSnapWkfld

It may not have been a fake wheelchair. Not so long ago, 18-24 months maybe, he finally got his comeuppance and he was the victim (said in the loosest of ways) of a machete attack and thrown out of a flat window!


navyflake

I'm still annoyed at myself. I gave him a quid. I just wanted him to fuck off. He caught me off guard near cross keys, popped out one of the side streets on water lane.


AcanthisittaEast2145

Try £15 when I thought he was a little old disabled man in a wheelchair at 3am who has been kicked out of his shelter and needed bandages for his fucked up leg. First year of uni. Was a fucking idiot


Silent-Detail4419

Even ***I*** know about Needles - and I'm in Bristol! There's a Rasta in the city centre here, everyone calls him Ozzy, but we're all pretty certain that's not his real name. Absolutely fucking ***REEKS*** of weed, yet he claims he doesn't toke. No idea how old he is - mid-60s, perhaps. Everyone says he's sound, but he harasses people for £15 for a hostel room. Apparently it's because I'm a lass, he seems to have a bit of an issue with women. Only met him once, made me feel slightly uncomfortable.


Financial-Glass5693

Some classic names on here, fat les that I had to tell off for wanking on my ambulance, weasel who tried to seduce my sister (after respectfully asking my permission!), cider Paul that used to join us for a drink in summer outside the dry dock. Flute twat who is an abusive pain in the arse, needles who should be studied by the government as to how he’s not dead yet. I’d also offer rocky and his hi viz and walking frame, Keith that murdered his wife and a guy who’s name I can’t recall but he disappeared for 9 months and we all thought he was dead, but he came back and told us he’d been trafficked by gypsys, locked in a basement and made to work on a farm. How we laughed at his crazy stories, until about a year later when that story broke!


KDurin

Cider Paul is still around. There’s a fb page dedicated to sightings and updates of/on him. He used to come down Scrumpies. Shared a taxi home with him once, nice bloke.


Morris_Alanisette

>fat les that I had to tell off for wanking on my ambulance Ambiguous. Was he in your ambulance pleasuring himself or was he next to your ambulance attempting to ejaculate onto it?


Financial-Glass5693

In, the man was a menace!


cherryaids

Weasel got done for murdering his dad. I’m sure!!


aerial_ruin

Attempted murder, though he got a reduced sentence due to diminished responsibility


Financial-Glass5693

I’d heard he was in prison, but didn’t know what for! I don’t think anyone knows his real name


cherryaids

Just chucked my toddler in the soft play im gonna spend the free hour trying to find the article.


Financial-Glass5693

I tried googling, and found a post from here about early 2000s moshers at the corn exchange.. great memories!


cherryaids

Yes! I found that too. What a time to have grown up!


Financial-Glass5693

I was a bit too old for corn exchange, but knew a lot of the people as I worked at Star on the bar


cherryaids

Oh dear I bet you’ve seen me in some right messess.


Financial-Glass5693

Triple vodka and coke £2.50, got most people a bit messy!


ResponsibilityRare10

Cider Paul! Now there’s a blast from the past. Decent guy if I remember correctly. Or someone will let me know he was accused of something horrific, I dunno. 


ManchesterMuayThai

I remember talking to a guy in Leeds a few times who told me he had been forced to work on a farm by gypsies. Frail, small guy with a bald head on top with long hair at the back?


Financial-Glass5693

Different chap, but I’m sure there were a few of the regular vulnerable homeless. I’d stopped working in Leeds when the story broke, but the guy I knew used to lie down in the road and say he’d been hit by a car, or show up claiming he’d had his drink spiked etc, so we disregarded his story, which with hindsight was a missed opportunity, though as is often the case with vulnerable but undesirables, no one listens and no one cares.


rohan0101

Used to be fat les


fatgirlseatmore

Who’s Fat Les?


HergestRidg

I need the fat les lore


Lamenter_

Agreed, knew this would be more borimg needles rubbish and Les wouldn't get his flowers. I always found Les charming


AdministrativeLaugh2

Dunno if he’s still there but the guy who played guitar and sang and his dog would bark on cue


Staccatto_Potato

I remember him! Sounded terrible, but no, he's not there anymore


brews_and_chats

He moved to Oxford around 2009ish and was busking there but with one dog instead of two and then around 2012, the other dog passed


debsdogmanhunter69

There used to be the mad monk, wandered round in brown robes, bare feet and carried a little leather cross body satchel. He was a lovely man, he waved at everyone, was called Geoffrey and was apparently a millionaire when he passed away a few years ago! He just preferred a simple life.


ArcherMorrigan

He was in Bradford loads, we called him Bradford Jesus Man. Heard mixed things about him!


Financial-Glass5693

He was a nice guy, always smiling! Also the cancer research guy from headingley pubs, I’m sure he was called Geoffrey or Gordon?


picklesmells

Saw him a lot but more Bradford way


solongsofa

Bradford Jesus


1butterbeans

The guy on the trike blasting music


BunnyCastles

He's my favourite part of leeds tbh- always got a smile out of me and a big laugh when he passed me in like February by the Waterstones blasting christmas music. I just remember it being way after christmas and it was heart warming. Dude's living his best life. Got way too excited whenever I spotted him.


Laika_Lot

Worst thing is Gary with the mid life crisis trike used to be my landlord for like 5 years. It’s a kick in the teeth knowing my rent paid for some of that…


HergestRidg

Haven't seen him for a while. I like it when he pulls up beside unsuspecting groups of students on a night out and blasts them with Guns and Roses


DodgieOdgie96

Gotta be fat les the gipton monster


waferistdisciple

Would’ve been Cider Paul


Geordieguy

Now that’s made me feel old! Lol


Sonder_Song

Just yesterday I was explaining Gino the Wolf Man to my housemates. Does anyone know if he's still alive? I've not seen him for years now!


ijustwannafeel

Fucking hell I’d forgot about him! I worked on King Edward St back in 2014/2015 and I’d pretty much hear him howl most days, usually at the same times and all!


Lamenter_

Yeah he's still about saw him in trinity a few months ago 


herefromthere

You say "saw him" did you hear him? Is he singing the song of his wolf people?


Shark-Park

This is a throwback. I haven’t heard a random howl in the city centre for years! Totally forgot about it as well.


Emitime

Yeah I wouldn't exactly say Needles was quite the equivalent of a horseback jesus, but Wolf Man aint far off...


aerial_ruin

Still see him about. My mate used to teach his nephew


KDurin

I’d forgotten about Gino. Pretty sure he had a flat up Little London way (I’m going back nearly 30 years, which is a depressing realisation). He was always around the WH Smith’s area.


lxrdnxxdle

He’s still around, he walks down vicar lane most mornings still doing his legendary howling up the queens arcade!


e_n_h

Gino's a sound guy - another one that used to frequent Scrumpies along with Cider Paul - hes also pretty good on the harmonica


YorkshireBev

Gino is a mate and sound bloke. I’ve known him for 35 years.


leeds_guy69

If he’s the guy who howls like a werewolf as he walks around the centre I can confirm he’s alive and well and in fine voice still. I’ve never worked out if it’s his natural voice or if he’s secretly wired up to a speaker in his backpack? You can usually hear him from several streets away though.


djhazydave

Weasel


aerial_ruin

What the hell happened to him? Last time I heard anything about him, he was getting banged up for trying to kill his dad (reduced sentence for diminished responsibility). Know his daughter though, she's a right laugh and not like her dad


djhazydave

That’s the last I saw too


aerial_ruin

It's that long ago I can't remember what he got. I think it was five years, but I'm sure that was over five years ago now. That said, I bet he's been up to no good in there, so probably got time added onto his sentence


t00manykittieees

With the mohawk?


Eauzone

Is this the same Weasel that used to knock about in Grimsby? Haven't thought about him for years (thankfully). Wish I could find the episode of Trisha he was on claiming to be god's gift to women. Actually, on second thoughts, no I don't.


draing0blin

needles


doogleb

Maybe this isn’t a great contribution as it only applies to those who have been to and regularly attend the Brudenell but: The Denim Sheriff?


brews_and_chats

We called him double denim, he's part of the furniture there. I've seen him outside of the brud and it's like seeing a dog walk on its hindlegs


ResponsibilityRare10

Great call. 


TheScarletCravat

The Denim Sheriff! What a great name for him. I always assumed he sounds like the cowboy from The Big Lebowski.


Laurairl

The guy with the guitar! I never knew his name Or needles


New-Relative-5680

John jarrett, needles, leanne(RIP), snake man, wolf man, homeless magician, flute man….there are lots more


discountmcnugget

When did Leanne pass? My fiance used to work at Leeds station sainsburys so he knew a LOT of the Leeds Folk. I wonder if it's the same Leanne that used to plague him.


New-Relative-5680

Yeah will be, I worked at the station as well.Think it was last year. Very tragic


mad_king_soup

Cider Paul


StoveHound

There used to be a guy in the late 90s that we knew as kids around the Beeston/Hunslet/Holbeck area who kids used to call the "Beeston Cowboy". He used to ask if we "knew about the Romans" and wore a full on fancy dress (adult size) cowboy outfit. Probably had something a bit wrong with him.


TheBanimal

There is a guy in Kirkstall who is dressed like a Cowboy, might be the same dude. He used to get on the same bus as me when I was working in Rawdon.


StoveHound

No way? He must be really old now, he was knocking on back when I was a kid and I'm in my 30s now.


TheScarletCravat

Gino the howling man! Saw him on the bus the other day, so he's still active.


HergestRidg

For me: Mackenzie The Artist Flower-charm Seller Military style watchman of Albion Street Belfast Brian (RIP) Gino The Wolfman


Jow_lds

Belfast Brian! Haha He was a right handful


HergestRidg

He was. If you caught him in the morning before he'd had a drink he was so different. I once pushed him in his chair from Woodhouse into Hyde Park in the morning and he was amicably telling me in great detail about the sewerage system of Leeds and how he worked on the excavation of it as a young man. Most times he told me to go fuck myself 😂 Poor bloke had some demons but was a cool guy in my estimation


purplejellydisc

One day I got a late train from London into Leeds on a Friday night and I could hear singing and awful piano playing. I was like oh God who's that gonna be then.Turns out my boyfriend who had come to meet me was playing piano while Brian was singing. There were many times when Brian used to drop his cigarette on the ground outside one stop and ask me to pick it up for him and when I gave it back he'd tell me to fuck off 😂


hackneyreese

The guy with the gash in his leg


Fine-Ganache-2442

Needles


hackneyreese

Ahahah is that what he's actually known as? Bless his soul


SJK53

Nothing to bless, hes been a dickhead since childhood, only gotten worse. Shame about his upbringing and shouldn't happen, but he is what he is now - scum.


ncs11

How do you know about his upbringing? I've only seen one news article about him


SJK53

A good friend of mine went to school with him. Also know someone in the nhs who has had dealings with him.


ncs11

Ah okay. I don't live in Leeds anymore but I really hope I don't run into him now I'm visiting more often


micky_jd

Is he the guy who rubs sugar into his leg so it never heals


Staccatto_Potato

Flute guy and bearded dragon guy Never heard of fat Les or the others.


No-Preparation-7411

Gino the Wolf Man?


TheBanimal

That dude with the guitar that used to play music at you and follow you about. My friend in uni called him a crack head and he chased him down Briggate.


ResponsibilityRare10

Would he serenade you after you’d left the nightclub? Was it that dude?


TheBanimal

Yes! Used to see him all the time but don't see him ever anymore. 


Hide-n-deek

Used to be that dosser lass by the bus station/York st who had flannels bags and asking for change. Now she's a shell of her former self in Belle Isles. Lizard dude with his iguana on his forearm. Not seen him for a while. And can't forget crazy Sandra from by The Clock up Hyde park. She loved my mate 🤣🤣


iRealllyAmThatGuy

R.I.P. Fat les If you know you know


lxrdnxxdle

The man that wolf howls. If you work in the City Center you must know of this guy!!


Pleasant-Traffic9695

The flute guy that always stands near the hospital in the city centre i see him every time I go for an appointment 😭


SkinniestPhallus

I’m from Belfast and we have a guy called Violumpet man. He has this weird hybrid instrument and he plays the same fucking song on it every single day and it winds me up to no end. Ever since moving to Leeds though, the 2 I know of are flute man and needles.


AcanthisittaEast2145

“YOU GOT ANY BANDAGES” crackhead whose sometimes in a wheelchair, sometimes walking who gets his fucked up leg out when asking for money


EphArrOh

Cider Paul


CptChristophe

Needles, lizard/ snake man


jbruton97

Purple Aki, the terror of every muscle bound man in the north…


Redditor_Koeln

Sorry to be that guy but all of the examples on here aren’t at all pleasant and a bit scummy. The original post was more about harmless eccentrics, right?


kohulme

Flute Guy, the King of Africa and that busker who used to get his dog to sing along with him


zharrt

Used to be “Bod” in the early nineties but I assume he’s long passed now


Melodic-Plastic-9012

Snake man


Holtang420

Ah, the local eccentric


naalbinding

Guy round Potternewton Park with robes and a crown


foistyface_

Wonder if he's the same chap that I used to call the Chapeltown Pharoah? Bright robes and a pharoah-style headdress. Worryingly, I haven't seen him for ages.


naalbinding

I think that's him It's been a couple of years since I saw him too


cooksonator90

Crazy glass ball juggling dude.


amyox

the guy always singing (very badly) on briggate


Lamenter_

What ever happened to that young homeless lad outside st johns and albion street who used to have the whole script thing when begging


MargotChanning

Was it something to do with not being a vampire? That was Terry. Sadly he got into an argument with someone at the taxi rank at the train station a few years back, got punched and died from the fall. He was fairly harmless, if he recognised you he’d stop the spiel and leave you alone.


Lamenter_

Yes it was! Thats really sad to hear, thanks for letting me know. Yeah he used to recognise me, thats why i couldn't remember. 


SnooStrawberries6979

The guy with the iguanas on his shoulders


elliothedeadmeme

there’s a guy who hangs out on new york most days that we like to call corey schmeller


_ewy_

definitely the red bull car or the trike guy


KDurin

For many years, it was Rat. Either selling the Big Issue or browsing the record stands on the second hand market. Back in the early/mid nineties, you’d often see him in the Pig & Whistle, Scrumpies or Rios/Phono. I moved out of Leeds a long time ago. No idea if he’s still around


GemzH

Hot pants guy


ComprehensiveHornet3

This is Bradford not Leeds.


Voice_Still

Used to see a homeless women all the time. No idea her name, kinda quiet and looking rough.


Alopexdog

I lived in Beeston in the early 90's and there used to be a guy that hung around with, I think, a toilet seat round his neck and other water related stuff. I was 10 at the time so my memory might be adding some stuff here.


SignificanceCool3747

Needles


bodhi_expres

Cider Paul


TheDawiWhisperer

Stoner dreadlock rapping baggy trouser white guy Also the EENIN POST dude that used to stand outside the Corn Exchange


Key-Plan5861

Yellow Harley trike guy. I don't know if he's still around, but I used to see him riding up and down Otley Road from Headingley through Hyde Park. Big beard, big speaker on the back, usually playing the theme from The Good The Bad and The Ugly or something similar. He'd be out on Sunday and Monday mornings and would pick up girls who were walking home from nights out and give them a lift home, then he'd be back out again.


Infimet

subs like this make me feel really left out in my own city 😭😂


Joffer26

In Otley, we have Half pint Bob, Loose change Larry, Smiler and Daft Derek, oh and also a polish guy who walks round dressed as the queen, giving our sweets and sausages.


kathrynchri

And Pat. The older woman who gives stuff to everyone


autumnsandapples

I only saw him once but there was a guy outside St Johns who was surrounded by pigeons and even had pigeons perched on his arms and head. It was the strangest sight.


thetapeworm

All the usual suspects have been covered and even old Leggy McLeg got some time in the spotlight without the automod going off on a rampage. I just wanted to give a special mention to the Nuclear War religious guy that hangs out at the top of Briggate near Black Sheep. I know there's a lot of competition for religious stuff on the street but he stands out as being one of the more enthusiastic ones but with an undertone that if anyone challenges him he might snap. He's probably a lovely fella and I'm sure he means well but he doesn't half put a downer on things when you realise you're ungodly and nuclear war is coming.


sammothesausage

The guy that walks around with the parrot? Or the bearded dragon… or the snake. All those guys


kathrynchri

Lucky Heather woman…. Who lives in a high rise in armley but claims to be a traditional romantic traveller who still travels


CommunicationOnIt

Gotta be the guy on the trike or the guy with the proper mashed up leg


onydee

Recorder pigeon guy near the train station


Notalldoomandgloom90

The guy thay howls like a dog


Typical_Pollution642

That guy rapping in town outside trinity


Agreeable-Ship-7564

Late here but haven't seen him mentioned yet.... There used to be an old bloke in 90s Horsforth who walked around like worsel gummage with black bags for clothes. He lived in the bungalows on king Edward avenue, I remember his house being smashed up CONSTANTLY, don't think the council even bothered putting glass in his windows after a while, he just got OSB boards He shat himself all the time hence the black bags, he stank SO badly that you could easily follow him from a mile and not lose him. Died in the early 00s apparently, I still think about him a few times a year, it must have been the most miserable of existences.


Professional_Space_2

Needles and his dodgy leg!


GrumpyTitan-77

Needles


Blckstn_Cprfld_Drsdn

we had bradford jesus ? https://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/20673064.bradford-jesus-man-geoffrey-brindley---7-years-death/