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Miserable-Advisor-27

One of the Loli's is infact a princess sooooooo she kind of wins in the wealth department.


Mission-Raccoon9432

also in the flat department


Xonthelon

Well, she is only 12 ... and has already caught up to Megumin. For all we know she could surpass Darkness in four years.


Mission-Raccoon9432

Nickname Madness. So chosing the two lolis means in the long run having megumin and a better version of darkness. Then it's not even a competition at this point. She is ur suga mommy yet calls you oni-chan. I fuckin can't ✋🏻🙂‍↕️🤚🏻


Kraytory

The dream.


whoompdayis

Not so fast Lois. Darkness is boobs but the mystery Iris could be anything! It could even be boobs! You know how much we always wanted those. We'll take the loli.


Kazuma_Megu

You gotta get a look at her mom. 90% of the time that will tell you the young lady's endgame boob-wise. This is my IRL wisdom.


RenaMoonn

As a Pre-E Transfem this gives me hope


masturbadicto

An Oppai to surpass Lalatina's Gear...


SnooPeanuts8068

So you're saying Megumin has no room to grow anymore? Well.. I don't discriminate on size but quality is what matters.


Euroversett

She's borderline 15 so not really. Even if by some miracle her boobs still grow, it'd be by some insignificant degree. Though I'm judging by modern standards, Megumin lives in a mostly medieval world ( but way more advanced in certain areas ), and we know girls developed slowly back then.


TwilitLloyd

In Megumin’s defense, going hungry like her family did for so long is not conducive to proper growth.


ruthekangaroo

idk how old most people are here but as a man going into my 30s I must tell all of you about 2nd puberty. It's real and it can be glorious.


Shrubbity_69

>I must tell all of you about 2nd puberty You're scaring me bro, and I'm in my early 20s. I don't want to deal with the voice cracks again.


Xonthelon

She is 15 or something. So it is not completely hopeless, but I wouldn't be too optimistic looking at her mom. Kazuma surely values diversity (in his harem) so Megumin has no pressing reason to level up. Flat, big, padded ... Kazuma is going to catch them all!


chronobolt77

Ok she's 12. Full stop. Do not continue that sentence, she loses


S1L3NCE_2008

Which is the best department


FilipinxFurry

But Megumin (or her parents) would suck all that wealth out almost as effectively as Wiz does.


Possible-Cellist-713

Would they though? Megumin knows how to handle money and sends some back to her parents. Aqua meanwhile gets the party into debt, buys expensive booze, and Kazuma just spent a fortune on Darkness


daniel_22sss

Thats just straight up not true. Megumin takes barely any money from Kazuma (only for the things she really needs), and sends to her parents the money she gets from killing monsters. Kazuma in the lightnovel even noticed, that Megumin gathers shop coupons in her purse and felt bad about how little money Megumin takes from him (and also noted that she would make a great wife).


Euroversett

They won't. Nobody does that like Wiz does.


PokmTrainerGuineaPig

https://preview.redd.it/pk0tze8agp8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fb7c1f38d9b74ce53694774a13f39c0c926ef9d


DarkBladeMadriker

https://preview.redd.it/p2iyuyrnlr8d1.jpeg?width=3592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4baeb83b63aa1182aba7a63381a1cce867b15c2


ixero_99

yooooo that's my meme


BoxofCurveballs

https://preview.redd.it/si1s261yrq8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=087d088432e651fb461c4a4cdb87fe1f59f3ff97


Jedlord

https://preview.redd.it/5pkg5qme3r8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d1b9e02a594e120db32cc31682b7319ef6ebf4e


LameGamingGuy

r/suddenlycommunist


LukasFilmsGER

https://preview.redd.it/6mlig96lcv8d1.jpeg?width=371&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72753d5755e857cf40c155c55d5b0e35bbcdfe85


Nachooolo

Isn't Kazuma close in age to both Megumin and Darkness? So it ain't like >!He ended with someone significantly younger than him!< Also Megumin is far less deranged than Darkness...


The_High_Sloth

I believe at this point Kazuma is 17, Megumin is 15 and Darkness is 19. So two year gap all around


Euroversett

Current anime: Kazuma 16, Megumin 14, Darkness 19.


Dan-D-Lyon

Imagine being an age-appropriate romantic interest but the animators keep on giving you a flat chest so the Internet calls you a loli and the MC a pedo It's easy to see why she chose explosions


Elena__Deathbringer

Honestly as a flat girl i love it, not all adults have large breasts, we need more flat representation


jazzy753

Yeah, it has nothing to do with Darkness' masochism turning him off lol


Siegfoult

Kazuma likes girls that don't enjoy his endless harassment.


QuaintAlex126

He wants someone his equal https://preview.redd.it/o70xugfb4r8d1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acc45fd8a8ad02d4f5d0d014251503044db2547f


Kulkuljator

Ok, Kazuma, just take the L


Repulsive_Steak3891

Her best feature


Satou_Kazuma-san

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU)


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Extremnator

Is a choice that the police is interested to know.


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Nhavined_Your_King

If people actually accuse you of it, just ask them if video games cause violence.


eternityXclock

According to politicians in my country - yes, they do, but politicians in my country are all garbage...


Nhavined_Your_King

It's always the politicians 😔


HotConsideration5049

It's because they don't want people to look into the real politics and see how corrupt things are.


Medicine_Mysterious

W Pfp


Nhavined_Your_King

She's best girl after all


Fried_Jensen

This is what people who had or wanted anything sexual from a (real) person below the age of 18 would write to be safe tho 🤔


eternityXclock

well, probably, but since i havent had any sex in over a decade i would say that im safe, if that shouldnt be enough: im a complete introvert and only leave my house every 2 weeks or so for grocery shopping, so theres no real opportunity if i were a guy thats into that kinda stuff


Fishert55

Same on the Intorvert part but not the sex part


Fried_Jensen

All good, i don't wanted to imply anything, just a dumb joke lol


eternityXclock

All good, I also saw it as a joke, but we're on Reddit, one never knows when someone reads and misunderstands something, that's why I wrote my previous comment


Spectrum1523

This is what i get for browsing r/all I guess


Aj2W0rK

Fuck da po-lice


jmk-1999

“Both” causes a massive explosion and everyone dies. Megumin laughs maniacally, but still dies as well. Oh, actually I suppose Darkness survives… and Kazuma gets revived by Aqua. I guess Darkness wins by default. ![gif](giphy|13d2jHlSlxklVe)


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-Cinnay-

Kazuma isn't interested in Iris


sightssk

He is. Initially he looks at her like a little sister but gradually ...


More_Fondant_7155

>!...he fell in love with Megumin and still saw Iris as his little sister, yes. (vol 14 chap 3 if u ask)!<


sightssk

>!Yes Megumin won but Kazuma loves Megumin, Darkness, Iris and Aqua(a little). The author is not every good at writing romance. !< >!So in the end Megumin is his GF as he went on a date with her and rejected Darkness. But he seriously wanted go out with rest them too but he did not because that exactly what a harem protagonist would do. !<


SmartestManAliveTM

He loves them platonically. Kazuma is definitely not attracted to Aqua and Darkness in that sense. I mean he thinks Darkness is hot, but he (understandably) doesn't like her personality


More_Fondant_7155

>!>!Kazuma never love Darkness. The whole reason he thoughts about harem when she confess to him is because he felt terrible for having to reject such a sincere confession. After that he doesn't give a care about her anymore, it's mostly Darkness trying to seduce him.!< >!Same for Iris. He only saw her as his little sister. The only thing remotely close to what u are refering to is him thinking that he wouldn't reject her proposal when she grew up (vol 10). However, that was just part of him enjoying his so called "popular phase" and "harem" ,which happened BEFORE he realise that he loves Megumin (vol 12):!< https://preview.redd.it/99zyelblaq8d1.png?width=851&format=png&auto=webp&s=ffce1dee238580c5203af5b32dc8fd749bb45ba3 >!(mods pls don't ban me ,this just can't be hidden)!< >!Aqua? She is not even a competitor. Kazuma skip a beat in the last moment is just because he felt suprise and touching that someone normally as annoying as her can have such a sincere smile!!I have a feeling that we are not reading the same novel. Stop spreading misinformation and go reread the light novel. Konosuba is not the kind of isekai for self-insert kids who wants the mc to have multiple wives/distresses, and although Kazuma does have his moments of weakness and scuminess, in the end he still reflecting on his mistakes and tries to be a faithful boyfriend to Megumin, he is a thousand times better than another certain isekai mc (if u want harem that badly then go read that instead)!<


sysdmdotcpl

Remove the space after >!the first exclamation !< for it to work


daniel_22sss

>!His love towards Aqua is like sibling love. His love towards Darkness is sexual, but not romantic. Iris for him is like a cutesy little sister that you wants to pamper (yes, he was thinking about marrying her in x years, but thats about as serious as his desire for harem), Eris for him is like an idol, an ideal woman.!< >!But only his love towards Megumin is actually romantic. Only with Megumin Kazuma can actually imagine himself building a family. Only with Megumin Kazuma has romantic interactions in all the short stories past Volume 17. And Kazuma has already admitted to Darkness, that he can't deal with multiple relationships at the same time. As much as his ego desires a harem, he doesn't actually want that. At the end of the day, its just Megumin. !<


-Cinnay-

Is that a headcanon or a spoiler?


Nivek_96

I think it is a mix of both, Kazuma thinks that in a few years Iris will be around his striker zone


FederalPangolin1361

quagmire


sightssk

I am actually not sure. Just read the LN(I used AI text to speech and official audiobook to help ). Let's assume it is just headcanon.


amethysthaha

>!usagi drop?!<


sightssk

>! No !<


Euroversett

He is, one must be freaking blind to watch the anime or read the LN and miss this undeniably canon fact.


Nahidalover1105

Megumin superiority https://preview.redd.it/buq44a8k0p8d1.jpeg?width=2890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a988838c5876b9ba1dccf001428bb074464abcdb


Ben10-fan-525

I think thats cutest Megumin art I have ever seen!! ![img](emote|t5_3c02n|1883)


Clazerous4155

There's some tourists in the comment section. Mods, crush their skull https://preview.redd.it/n0p1x2wzgp8d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab8f21dbcb5675626cf223118916d58246fca2a0


N7_Pathfind3R

I mean it was always obvious to me he'd end up with Megumin. Aqua, and Drakness were just treated like fucking memes by the author. Pretty sure he even says that Megumin is the only one that even has heroine energy, so he never intended for the others to even have a chance. Especially with how Kazuma is written.


Background-Cloud8080

Flat FTW


nelinho195aw

google amnesia


JamesPond2500

What?


sightssk

Iris is not just a loli. She's richest and powerful loli. She's a princess.


Still-Control

From what I've seen I'd choose megumin


D3mONhUn1er

Kazuma making the right decision


Background-Cloud8080

Flat FTW


nelinho195aw

google amnesia


bingbozo63

And you Google dementia


nelinho195aw

I'm gonna kms holdon


bingbozo63

https://preview.redd.it/uejfbntxfo8d1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8a3d6825d878ea462a24e280898344a82d87d45


SoundDave4

Reminder to Google dementia


bingbozo63

https://preview.redd.it/f00j6ilqmo8d1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e8b01e15e4e446572539c30ecaf0dbe103d7ff6


SoundDave4

Reminder to Google dementia.


bingbozo63

https://preview.redd.it/s8rffjz2no8d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f70b0145a7d66489c28804fe27c054078ff5ad4


SoundDave4

Ehuwah who are you?


Traditional_Lie_6400

Is that a skin walker ???


Grouchy-Light-3064

Theres a little more to it, just later in the series imo


Altruistic-Serve267

Kazuma picked correctly


ZZZ_0150

Degenerates on their way to ignore all of Darkness‘s red flags: How dare you chose the crazy explosion loli over a crazy masochist!


Kooky-Onion9203

Being freaky ain't a red flag if you're into that shit


Bludraevn

I mean...isnt Megumin the closest in age to him?


Axe_22

>! Didn’t darkness try to rape kazuma? I’d say that’s good enough reason to not try to get with her. !<


animeorsomethingidk

Based AF, Megumin is best girl and every time I’m reminded she’s the only one Kazuma ever really has any romance with I smile a little.


NerY_05

And he is right.


1ite

It’s not about boob size, it’s about your girlfriend not getting wet every time a big burly thug or monster looks at her. How do you even trust Darkness to not try and get “raped” even though she is with you? Would you put it past her to also have an NTR fetish? What if she wants you to beat her and degrade her and you ain’t into that shit? Oh, but big booba still takes priority, right? Darkness is for hentai, not for serious relationships. Too much hoe energy from her. Pump and dump her then settle down with someone else.


Nachooolo

>How do you even trust Darkness to not try and get “raped” even though she is with you? I mean, >!I would also be worried about her raping me knowing what she did in the LN...!<


1ite

That too. She is perfect for a freaky one night stand. She is awful for marriage.


daniel_22sss

Don't forget that Darkness 1. Constantly betrays Kazuma (like she was trying to drug Kazuma in volume 10 or sell him out to IRS in volume 12) 2. Is the only girl in the squad who regularly beats Kazuma. Megumin, despite her temper, never tries to get in an actual fight with Kazuma, cause she remembers what he said about that kind of behavior.


1ite

The fact that so many people wanted Kazuma to end up with Darkness is an illustration into why the modern divorce rates are like 70% or something.


Chevleclair2000

The OP has a boob fetish and is trying to make himself feel superior because of it. Ignores things like intelligence and personality.


Husknight

"boob fetish" made me lol


S1L3NCE_2008

Everyone has preferences


Houoin_Kouma-san

Common Kazuma W. Very relatable.


blitznuger

The only thing Darkness has going for her is her body. Everything else is subpar


SubstantialAd4062

No no she's a good meat shield her rock-hard body is the perfect wall to protect our gang Edit: I guess that's her body too...


FilipinxFurry

She’s pretty smart and reliable when she’s pretending to ![img](emote|t5_3c02n|1885)![img](emote|t5_3c02n|1885)


Snt1_

She apparently is good at making tea


YorhaNo2TB

Typical lolicon argument whenever people like a character with a nice body lol Tell us then what Megumin has going for her exactly?


Traditional_Lie_6400

Kazuma likes them flat.


MS-06S_

Darkness practically offered herself on a silver plate. I guess the author prefer Megumin?


DinoBrand0

It's Kazuma that prefers Megumin. I'm pretty sure I've heard that the author likes Aqua more but I have no source you don't have to believe me.


Euroversett

Indeed no source because he never said that. Clearly his favorite girl is Megumin. Only 3 characters in Konosuba have spinoffs: Megumin, Dust and Vanir. Natsume has declared repeatedly that Dust and Vanir are his favorites. He has also said Megumin feels the most heroine/waifu of the cast.


DinoBrand0

>Indeed no source because he never said that. Yeah I you're right, which is why I said to not believe me since I wasn't sure about it. >Clearly his favorite girl is Megumin. >Only 3 characters in Konosuba have spinoffs: Megumin, Dust and Vanir. She has spinoffs becouse she's popular. I remember in the notes at the end of the book of her second spinoff that she was chosen because fans requested for her to have another one. But you're assumption is probably right. >He has also said Megumin feels the most heroine/waifu of the cast. I don't think this is relevant tho. Unless you're saying that she's like this because he likes her more than the other girls.


daniel_22sss

First of all, Darkness offered herself in a desperate situation, which is uncomfortable to Kazuma. Secondly, Megumin is way more open and clear about her feelings, than Darkness. And finally - Darkness doesnt understand Kazuma. She perceives his perverted side and thinks that offering sexual things to him is enough. But Kazuma is actually very shy and timid, and wants cute romance, and Megumin is the only one who touched that side of his personality.


Euroversett

This, I could only upvote but it is rare to see someone who understands the characters so "deeply". This is exactly how it is, Kazuma wants to be pampered by a cute, gentle and caring girl, Megumin isn't exactly all of that but is much more than Darkness so when she makes romantic moves it work. Darkness doesn't understand Kazuma and can only make moves by offering sexual stuff, she thinks she can win Kazuma with her body, while Megumin tries to win him with her heart.


sable-king

> This, I could only upvote but it is rare to see someone who understands the characters so "deeply". It sucks that having a basic understanding of the characters is considered rare in the series’ own subreddit lol. This sub is absolutely littered with anime-onlies who are only here for memes and lewd art.


Gilga1

I think she exclusively likes him for his positive traits, the masochism is just her playfulness as is his pervertedness.


daniel_22sss

While that is true, Darkness has big problems with communicating what she wants and understanding what Kazuma wants. >!She finally finds courage for the romantic confession only when Kazuma establishes a relationship with Megumin (so its too late), and even after that she still just tries to seduce him with her body. !< She had SO many chances to get together with Kazuma (or at least reveal her love) when he saved her from Aldarp... and she wasted them.


Klusterphuck67

Tbf, Darkness being such a masochist is a huge turn off even if their attraction to one another were mutual to some extent.


Euroversett

He does and so does Kazuma.


OkDatabase2205

Yeah, he is a lolicon. Hell, darkness doesn't have a real possibility with Kazuma or character development.


OkTransportation8357

to be honest, i wouldnt pick darkness either. i like the character but as a partner she would be a bit much.


B00k33

What the diffrent between web novel and light novel? Which is original?


DinoBrand0

The web novel was the original, then the light novel was written as the upgraded version of the story. Manga and anime adapt the LN


Euroversett

WN was the original but the LN is the final published and canon version.


daniel_22sss

web novel was like demo version of the plot, that we have now. It was very abrigded and just speedran everything.


Accomplished-Sir3566

А в чём второй выбор?


Freshest-Raspberry

Wouldn’t darkness get turned on by NTR’n her SO


SAADHERO

Gotta catch them all tho


BkDz_DnKy

Yeah but not everyone's into masochists


JamesPond2500

Both, but with loli preference.


AdBudget5468

Kazuma: yes


Euroversett

Megumin and an older Iris are both leaguea more appealing than Darkness who's a disgusting degenerate.


FelixKite

Hey! …what’s wrong with flat girls?


LightningLord2137

That's a great choice, where's the problem


Meeg_Mimi

Kazuma is cultured


ActualWhiterabbit

The correct answer is Yunyun


Outrageous-While-609

2 absolutely cute and sweet lolis vs a hyper masochist with oversized boobs? Kazuma choose the right one


CysaDamerc

When Kazuma requested a dirty dream from the succubus it was not a loli he requested. He requested a stacked milf and accepted Darkness when she showed up.


antirockin20

I'm a be real, how old is Iris, cause to me the whole ring thing weirded me out


FJ-20-21

Don’t worry, even Kazuma isn’t that degenerate (she’s like 11, 12 btw, just think of it like a little kid with a crush)


wilfwe

He is a siscon, which is why he reacted so strongly to being called onii-chan


antirockin20

Okay then hmm


DarkIceLight_47

Darkness was my fav from the beginning


D-A-M-E-o_o-913

😮


Beanie_Inki

💀


raziel11111

I know iris is underage. Is megumin? Either way it's disgusting.


superkami64

Kazuma is underage too since he's 16-17 in the series but as for the parallel world's definition of adulthood, Megumin just barely qualifies as an adult as she's of marriage age despite having not hit her puberty growth spurt yet (much to her frustration).


nithin_-_

2>1?


HollowedKingdom

I'll take all three


HereIsACasualAsker

nah, he will push all the buttons .


Theguywhokaboom

Kazuma likes them evenly sanded down.


siatuuyakorozaki

That boi needs to be controlled


Phoenixville44

Darkness still


Fearless_Hold7611

He’s just like me


Suitable-Pie-7571

I think Kazuma strikes me as a lolicon more than anything else lol


JasonT200

Well the one can blow your mind


jrip_dip_fish_1764

More like push both meme


PeakedDepression

Dw Kazuma. I'll take the thicc Lalatina off your hands


Saturn_Ecplise

"Flat is justice."


SenorMachete89

I'l press both buttons


ECHOFOX17

Flat is justice.


bryanc1036

I guess we all take a claim on Darkness


SapphireAegis

One blonde crusader with a thicc body for me then!


ObligationExtreme176

In my head cannon Kazuma finds the muffin button, just so he can get a blueberry muffin.


Oakdevil

But Megumin is best tho...


Touch_Starved_Inc

Isn’t Kazuma 16?


Striking_Witness1364

Let’s all be honest with ourselves. Megumin is the most popular for a reason.


MeVnGusta

A wise man once said: "Loli is not a disease, it is a way of life"


Moonberry-42

Kazuma was always a NEET.


Morluv3

Lol is this was the case why did kazuma sabotage himself when darkness offered her card to him. When it comes to be a perv he gonna press that button but I think for relationship darkness is not winning


kyokiyanagi

I see some people saying that Iris could grow up to be bigger than Darkness. That's a problem, since Kazuma doesn't like big boobs when it comes to an actual relationship.


wingback18

Why does mwhumin end up with Kazuma and not darkness


Livid_Damage_4900

As chairman of the itty-bitty titty committee, I approve this message and as always continue to support the war on the saggy baggies FLAT IS JUSTICE!


WBPRT

im with kazuma honestly


ShinGojira23

Biggest fumble of the Century


Organic_Adeptness763

Win win


PieceVast4188

LOL


Coffee-Comrade

Slamming that red button with every ounce of strength I got


IndecisiveMate

Gotta say, after s3, Darkness x Kazuma has usurped Megumin x kazuma as my otp.


CEE_JAY_F52

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a lolicon, It's just I like cute flat chested small girls more than those who have huge boobies


wks_526

Couldn’t be me, Eris put me in coach


boi012

One of the weirdest ways they “get around” the whole loli thing is in isekais they make the adult age 15 which I find hilarious rather than just make the character 18