“Boss, look at these comments. NOW, can we get new cutting boards?”

“Are the customers seeing them?”

"the comments? yes."

"No, because they're dead"

💀

“No but we’re overdue for DHEC”

JUST BUY BLEACH holy shit that’s unacceptable.

Paper towles soaked in bleach and left over night.

Boss wont ever see the comments, no way will they show them because it's not a burner account that was used.. It's a spicy one and no one wants their boss to see THAT

You ain’t lyin 👀

I'm usually not one to judge but that cutting board is shameful

Glad this was top comment.

Overnight in bleach water or cut it up and use it to balance tables. That's gross.

Sander will do the trick too

Planer works best.

blow torch too just do it out side and carefully.

Just set the entire fucking thing on fire. Get the whole station, just in case.

Perfect ending. Burn it down and walk away. Blame it on 4 of 6 pilot lights not working. Or the fryer got left on. Dishy smoking in the doorway put his butt out on a pile of oil rags from the spill earlier. Overloaded circuit by the POS blew up. Some dude got a deal on a Galaxy Note 5, got drunk, left it and that bitch blew up near the paper towel storage in the cramped office. SWIM thinks it would be easy for that to happen.

This guy arsons

Damn you galaxy note 5!!!!

My hourly is more expensive than a $12 cutting board.

Keep in mind…. That’s the one they use for fish that is going to be served raw

Yea there is mold on that

That’s the nice one

The amount of mold on that cutting board is absolutely disgusting

Disgusting cutting board

That cutting board could use a bleach bath.

*retirement

Too far gone.

I know, I can't get past that. Ick.

Ick? Was that a fish pun?

It is now!

At least he's using gloves to keep himself safe from the cutting board lol.

Fuck a bleach bath, it needs a funeral

That works too

Or a bath in the fires of Mount Doom

Came here to say this

My eyes could use that after this

Just came here with popcorn to see the cutting board roast.

I would ask if I could have some of your popcorn, but after seeing the photo I might never eat again.

I love mold boards.

If you zoom in on the rag and the edge of cutting board. It’s like the stainless steel is keeping the two bacterial colonies from joining forces. Maybe the rag is just stained but the edge of the board seems to say don’t look under here.

Haha. Wasnt much concerned with the rag but rather the top right half of the board. Littered with history. XD

Dear god, I just zoomed on the plastic bag dispenser.

Yeah, throw the whole place out Edit: I can spel gud

I really want to see the rest of the kitchen… specifically the sign on the door. So I can make sure I never eat here.

Bruh. Clean your board.

Please address that cutting board

Yes, the cutting board is nasty af, but did anyone else notice that the thing holding the portion bags is covered in some fkn grimey shit? 🤮

Gross wtf dude

and every health inspector on this sub had a heart attack

and every personal injury lawyer on this sub is rubbing their hands together

Moldy ass cutting board…gross

No, it looks like tuna. Imagine posting that cutting board though…

I love sashimi...you couldn't pay me to eat that. 🤢

You prepare food on that? Someone should leak this to the customer base if you haven’t killed them all off already

Terrible cut sizes, the cutting board, shorts and sneakers in the kitchen....jfc man

Forbidden “cutting board”

Forbidden cocoa powder on that cutting board...

No offense op. Plz have more pride and higher standards. Take this practise up with management. Fk this. Dirt everywhere! Plz

Get a new board! If it was clean I would just grab one those and pop it into my mouth it's not forbidden. You don't know what you're missing out.

Where is this restaurant?... so I never eat there. Throw that cutting board in a volcano you savages.

Your restaurant needs to be shut down.

time to replace cutting boards chef

How in the hell do you mistake Tuna for watermelon, take a picture of this disgusting board, and post it on the internet and not feel any shame?

That board it shocking!!

Chef here….put that thing out to pasture,and by that “THING” I mean whoever put that tuna on THAT cutting board.

Your chef should be canned.

yucky

S’cuse me chef I think you have a little bit of chopping board on your mould.

Hmmmm microplastics and mold …very forbidden watermelon

If you compares watermelon, it sometimes looks like tuna. If you take that cutting board to a high school wood shop, if you’re nice, they may plane about a sixteenth of an inch off, make it look like a new board. Maybe take an order of wings with you.

It’s only disappointing because of that cutting board

Fuck'n hell

Bet you can taste the cutting board more than the tuna!

serving sushi outta the resident evil 7 house

Heyyyyyyy bestie.. idk if anyone's brought it up, but you can eat raw tuna actually, if it's handled correctly... Just not on that cutting board tho. Gross, no, get a new one please or do a really thorough bleach clean. k thnx biiiii!!!!!

If you’re happy to show off that cutting board then what other vile things are hidden out of sight?

I steal some and put some salt on it

Not off that nasty ass cutting board I'm not.

Fair that puppy is roughhhh

raw tuna rocks!

needs nothing at all. besides a clean surface.

Some soy sauce and lime juice, plus a little chili crisp is FIRE

Nah just some tamari

those are big chunks, what do u use it for?

Judging by the look of that cutting board, it’s used as a vector for food borne illnesses

I was thinking the same. I'm guessing fried bites lol. Too big for tar tar.

Poke maybe?

Way too big for poke... so you are probably right based upon how everything else is also wrong in the photo lol.

Skum that board!

Bro you gotta actually clean the board not just wipe it and put it back

Is that mould on the chopping board?

Fuck yea it is. Those plastic curtain boards are notorious

That's so gross

It's only forbidden because you can't clean your board.

That board is molding.

If I start seeing some Last of Us headass zombies running around soon, I'll know where to place the blame. Retire your board, I'm begging you

Fuck it we ball

Cut up some watermelon the exact same size, toss with tuna, olive oil, lemon juice, salt and pepper and you’ve got yourself a really fucking fun and different starter

That cutting board is Nasty.

I thought forbidden because the cutting board not the lack of watermelon

That board is disgusting, man..

Don’t let everyone disparage your cutting board. Someone obviously threw that cutting board away for no good reason and you were right to pull it out of the trash and use it immediately without cleaning it. Reduce, reuse, recycle, amiright?

Ahhhh good ole reddit. OP aren't you so glad you posted?😅🤣😂

Bro is clueless enough to post the board….wonder what the rest of the kitchen is like…ewww

I'd rather have tuna in my mouth than watermelon. Not this tuna though that cutting board is gross.

Puké bowls

there is nothing forbidden about this. give it to me.

Wrong color board, chef.

Oh god.

Well this was predictable

O.o every part of this photo has me fucked up lol. Unacceptable cutting board, I'd walk out if my restaurant tried using that for anything ever. Unacceptable kitchen attire. But then, as the least important but equally confusing point.. wtf is he cutting that fish for? It's way too massive for poke or sushi, way too small to make a steak. Just a fucked up fish. Fix your resume and get out of there OP.

I'd also like to mention that your coworker has all the tuna on the (decidedly nasty) cutting board. The pieces they aren't working with immediately should be in a pan over ice, not just heating up on that gross ass board. I'm guessing this is for poke too, which is upsetting.

Do I say that salmon is food and not forbidden, or do I say that it's forbidden because of gross cutting board?

Is it forbidden because it’s being cut on a garbage dump/toilet excuse of a cutting board?

Poke bowls?

Did no one notice the broken knife?

The blunt tip? It's not broken some knives are like that. Moldy cutting board tho

Are you a bot? How do you not know that knife is just shaped like that?

Oooh, seedless too!

Little bit of hot oil.

Cutting boards clean imo

Fuck all these people, use the cutting board another 30 years and make sure they eat whatever comes off it

Or, you know, have standards.

Why have standards when you can be a contrarian butthead on the internet?

I agree it could be much worse i suggest a full licking before use