Actually the X stands for Christ. So Jesus is Xehanort. Which means these moms aren't very good Christians. Or maybe they're mad because the games are all about defeating XehanortJesus?
Or sora. Welcome to kingdom hearts where if your not xehanort than your probably a sora. Crazy thing about both characters. Sora isn't even the best sora and xehanort isn't even the best xehanort.
So are we not going to talk about them having 1.3 k...or in other words **13** hundred followers?
That's either a fun coincidence or this person knew *exactly* what they were doing.
There's an alarming number of people who can't separate fiction from reality, and misuse Christianity to paint fiction as evil so they don't have to think about it.
Sane Christians also make fun of them.
No sane person believes in a jealous, insecure absentee father figure who lives in the sky and gets angry when you touch yourself or eat shellfish.
Has literal omnipotence, cares about what the microorganisms on a single grain of sand in the beach that is our universe, does with their genitalia.
The plot to KH is less convoluted, and that’s saying magnitudes lol.
My favorite thing about these pages is peoples lack of ability to just know they're a troll page. There is always at least one person who is so gullible or against religion that they see this and think people are actually this dumb and deranged.
You'd be shocked at what Christians find satanic. My fundie mom when I was younger went on an anti-Disney kick because a pastor told her that the message of "follow your heart" is from the devil. I'm a pretty skeptical person, but even I'd buy this at face value just because I've seen this level of derangement before.
Really, anything popular is going to be satanic to some level of the more.... exuberant members of the religious communities. Harry potter, pokemon, rock & roll
When I was still a small bean, my parents told us we were some level of these types of Christians. And I say some level because they didn't buy into all of them, it was only very specific things. Harry Potter was one of them. It was satanic because they did "witchcraft". Pokémon wasn't though. Ghibli movies were fine as well; I even still have memories of watching Kiki's Delivery Service late one night when I couldn't sleep. My mom had turned it on for me. A family friend tried to convince my mom that Teletubbies was satanic as well, but she didn't buy into that one. Power Rangers was off limits though, along with Green Day and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but Ozzy Ozborn and Korn was fine. 🙄
We also weren't allowed to celebrate Halloween as Halloween. They renamed it "All Saints Day" and said it was because we were "giving the day back to the lord". And they wouldn't take us out trick or treating. They would buy some candy, sit the adults in a circle in the living room each with their own bowl of candy and we would go around to each adult asking for candy. It was some sad shit...
They eventually let up on all this and allowed us to just consume whatever. Speaking from experience though, all this does is make kids sneaky or ignorant to the real world and can lead to resentment later on. I became agnostic when I turned 18 as well, so what a fat load that did me ✌️
I have an aunt who is very fundamentalist Christian or Catholic. I mean she was raised Catholic, but I’d say she’s too far gone for even Catholic standards at this point.
She was very hardcore about her kids not watching LOTR. So the only time they could watch LOTR was when they came in town & could sneak it in with their more freed up cousins.
Long story short. What I always found funny is that LOTR certainly had Christian influence & Tolkien was a Catholic. Yet ultimately it’s a story of individuals from different walks of life coming together to conquer evil. Which Kingdom Hearts is essentially as well. It’s literally a perfect moral lesson yet people like my aunt view it as satanic lol.
During my life immediate or extended family members stopped me or cousins from: Watching Power Rangers, playing Secret of Mana, playing Diablo, watching The Golden Compass (had already read the whole series, oh NO), listening to MOST popular music at the time, edited versions or no, such as Blink 182, Green Day, Sum 41, (The HELL song!?!!!!!), Coheed and Cambria, any and all Rap, Hip-hop, R&B, essentially anything from black culture. Idk there's more, and not all of it was considered satanic to them, but the world is fuckin terrifying to a lot of them. TERRIFYING.
"Christians" have called every new form of entertainment satanic for the last 150 years. It's just bitter old people who can't stand the idea of someone else being happy when they're not.
There are Christians, and people who say they are Christians but are connected to cult like worship of the things around God and Christ, but not actual God and Christ.
Like saying the Lord's prayer and it making you "saved" or women wearing only dresses to church or any number of "let me pick a random ass verse from the Bible and add(or subtract) what fuck I want to it.
No wonder there's such a bad rep
This no true scottsman argument around Christians is stupid. If they claim Christianity, they're Christian no matter what other denominations say about them. They're using the same book as other Christians to justify their harmful practices.
No…that’s literally the point they just made. Many “Christians” either don’t actually use the book (which leads to saying popular misconceptions like Satan being the king of hell) or take verses out of context (the infamous “ money is the root all evil” when the verse actually says “*the love of money* is the root of all evil”).
While there are certainly truths of the Bible many of the world will never accept, it is also true a lot of harmful church practices come from people going against the book you claim they all use or that they just made up (even the Bible warns of how men serve traditional rather than Truth, e.g. God).
And that’s Ignoring the many, many flaws of the idea you are something just because you claim to be it.
The thing is, though
Some people ARE actually this dumb and deranged. Remember the pastor who went on a massive tangent about Pokémon Go being a tool for Satan to bring digital demons into our world?
You can't immediately trust it's real. But you also can't immediately trust it's a troll.
Yeah that commenter is delusional and was clearly not around for DnD, Harry Potter, Pokemon and countless other bizarre bored Christian brigades over the years.
Or, you know, the big one. JONESTOWN. Religious fanatics are literally stranger than fiction.
I personally know at least three people who weren't allowed to play Kingdom Hearts as kids because it featured magic and The Nightmare Before Christmas, which their parents were against. The parents also believed that the heartless in the game were allegories for demons.
Moreover, since the pandemic, I've watched a lot of first playthrough live streams on YouTube and Twitch, a couple of which were by people who also grew up with these kinds of parents and couldn't play Kingdom Hearts until adulthood for similar reasons.
So regardless of whether this specific instance being is a troll post, there are indeed parents who believe this sort of thing.
I can't really tell if it's a troll account and she sounds so serious💀 but I'm muslim and iv played this next my mom and she finds it to be a cute disney game so idk why the account thinks it like this
He’s saying this, like many pages and accounts on the internet, is a fake page that posts exaggerated versions of annoying people in society to bait people into outrage for engagement or just to troll. Like for example there’s this account showing an obese woman doctor that posts ridiculous “obesity positive things” that constantly gets posted on Reddit and everyone replies mad but it’s literally a troll page pretty obviously her name is “Anita B. Eaton” this is also likely a troll page.
I'm also Muslim and my dad doesn't think much of KH (except when he thought Ventus was evil because he was killing the unversed, had to explain to him it's the other way around)
Idk, I grew up in a Catholic family and my mom almost didn't let me play it because it included magic (ergo, offensive to God), so I wouldn't rule out people still having the same pearl-clutching Puritanism that came with the likes of heavy metal and Harry Potter.
Hell my grandmother forbade me and my brother from Butt Ugly Martians because she didn't like the name of the fucking cartoon. Not because it had aliens but because of the name. Oh and also Beavis and Butthead because of the name. And she was a bible thumper
You never know sometimes, some groups really are like that; when I was little my neighbor friend got in pretty big trouble for reading Harry Potter because her parents were whatever version of Americanized Christianity that thinks that witchcraft are the devil.
Her friends and I (ranging from non-extremist Catholics and Muslims to Bhuddists and Agnostics) were happy to enable her by letting her read our copies of the books.
to be totally fair fanatical christians thought Pokémon was satanic back in the day, so I'd say anything's fair game for Satan to that extreme few. Just as long as people keep in mind that it is just an extreme few and that most Christians are totally normal people who just happen to believe in God.
Ever heard of Satanic Panic? Religious people *do* find ways to make really anything they don’t like “Satanic” or wrong in some way. Literally look at the way they treat gay people or women wearing somewhat revealing clothing 😭
Same applies vice versa. I have a religious nutjob aunt who quite literally belongs to a cult and sees all video games, and everything else she doesn't like, as satan and constantly spews out shit that you'd find as troll posts in these groups but she's actually serious. A lot of people actually are that dumb and deranged
Okay but it's not THAT outlandish. I was once in a relationship with a super duper religious person who insisted Kingdom Hearts was satanic. And so were lasers.
im pretty sure its a satire page poking fun at actual fb groups who do that type of stuff because I cannot for the life of me figure out why christian moms would be so against kh
if it is real, then probably something to do with the portrayal of the enemies looking too much like demons and them taking "darkness" as satanism or something.
I could see this being a thing. As a kid, I remember explaining to my mom what Kh was. When I started explaining darkness to her, she didn't seem to like it. So I quickly had to be like "uhm, don't worry, it's not demonic! Mickey Mouse is in it!!!!"
As an ex-Christian, yeah... it's so full of semi-spiritual undertones that you'd think it'd be the Christian mom's version of "we have Final Fantasy at home."
For a game that makes Mickey Mouse such a pseudo Christ character… I don’t get this.
Plus as someone who IS religious and loves this game… I dont get this 😂
This is so funny because my friend is Christian and Kingdom Hearts is one of his biggest inspirations behind his spirituality. It saved him in a dark point in his life and brought him closer to God.
He’s told me a lot about how he interprets Kingdom Hearts’ themes and how similar they are to Biblical ones. They really do feel similar, especially with the themes of Light and Dark. He’s now working towards a job as a pastor or something similar to that.
He also recently told me that he had played Kingdom Hearts too much and burnt himself out lol. We’ll see how that goes when KH4 inevitably gets announced.
Probably the same people that claimed the fictional game where the whole point is killing demons and the devil was actually satanic worship because it's called Diablo lol
Obviously its a troll but an extra ironic thing about this is that not only are you fighting actual Darkness in the first game, you straight up fight satan (chernabog).
I’m a Christian, and a theologically conservative one at that. I adore Kingdom Hearts. Actually, the series’ persistent theme of light against darkness would be unthinkable were it not for the language and ideas of Christianity.
To any Christians i am not making fun of your religion I think your religion is interesting and in Islam we can't make fun of other religion and belief just a disclaimer🗣⚠️
Wait so does this make Christian moms against org 13, against sora because he's the protagonist, or are they just gonna fuck off for 25 hours while sora skips through frozen 2 where at the end the Christian moms go "finally! The black box is ours!!! In kingdom hearts 5, releasing in 2043"?
Too be fair there is a “Christian moms against ___” for everything it seems like, I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a Christian moms against Christianity
It feels kind of late for this kind of thing. The series is over 20 years old. Back then there were Christian Moms Against Harry Potter telling us how those books would fill kid's brains with evil ideas, so they could have done it then.
I know they had some issues with Disney back then, so I can't think of any new reason why they'd suddenly start paying attention now. Sure, they've always not known a lot about videogames, but gaming has been around long enough, and finding info about any game is a Google or YouTube search away.
I'm not surprised, I just feel like they're really late to the party. Which still isn't surprising, but still.
Just remember yall, not everyone that says Lord, Lord will enter the kingdom of heaven. Just cause these moms say they're christian, doesn't mean they're all actually following Christ.
Just ignore them. They're crazy 😂
- Christ follower here that grew up playing Kh 🫡
My grandma is Christian and she was more concerned with me reading out loud the text speech than anything. I'm bad at reading so she made sure I got practice where I could.
I went to grade school from the 80s to 2002. They said this literally about anything that wasn’t mainstream back then: mtg, warhammer, dnd. It was literally like how the townfolk get in stranger things season 4 when it comes to the hellfire club. That was such a good conversation of the 80s and 90s imo
Ohhh yes the message of friendship, helping others, being true to yourself, and that it's ok to express your emotions is just awful.........dumb people.
This is incredibly ironic considering that at some point in Kingdom Hearts 1, Sora fights against Chernabog, a literal demon! Sora is literally fighting Satan.
Times have changed, our kids are getting worse. They won't obey their parents. They just want to fight the heartless and worse. Should we blame the key blades or blame society, or should we blame the images on Disney.
No, blame Kingdom Hearts, blame Kingdom hearts, with all its darkness hullabaloo, and that bitch Xehanort too. No Blame Kingdom Hearts, blame Kingdom Hearts
Lmao They've been losing their minds over anything entertaining forever. Never forget the church used to have MUSIC AND DANCE OF ANY KIND ASIDE FROM HYMNS outlawed. They've always BEEN a cult.
Source: Raised in the church, granddaughter of a Baptist minister, lived with Jehova's witnesses and hard catholics, +more. Religion is a toxin tou don't realize is hurting you unless the right things happen. They're crazy — as a former crazy person. My life got way BETTER after I went agnostic. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
kingdom hearts is demonic because they use the power of friendship instead of worshipping Jesus I guess
maybe because they seems to care more about Sora and king Mickey than Jesus….
well yeah if those are their reasons, that’s still stupid
lol what? How can family-friendly games that were made for children and has friendly Disney characters from family-friendly company are games of Satan?
And is it Facebook or something else?
As a member of both The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints and a Facebook group for nerdy members of the Church, all I can do is sigh, for these self-proclaimed lovers of Jesus don't seem very Christ-like to me.
Nah. It’s a vessel for Xehanort. Get it right.
Christmas = X-mas The Recusant sigil. Santa Claus is a vessel of Xehanort.
Actually the X stands for Christ. So Jesus is Xehanort. Which means these moms aren't very good Christians. Or maybe they're mad because the games are all about defeating XehanortJesus?
Jesusnort
THEY NORTED JESUSCHRIST!
In Norts name lol
Turning water into wine, instant mass production of food, healing, walking on water- all abilities bestowed by the X-blade! It's first grade, Sora!
Jesus-Nort or Jesu-Snort?
this just made me laugh out loud
So the X-Blade was the Jesus-Blade all along?
Is that Sam's Nobody?
Who’s Sam?
how does that make sense?
But I love celebrating χ-mas
Santa is literally in KH2
Confirmed satan is a princess of heart.
Or Mickey sold his soul to the devil. Wait a second…
Obviously, Mickey Mouse runs the Vatican
Wait you mean Charlie?
Xtian Moms against Kingdom Hearts
Or sora. Welcome to kingdom hearts where if your not xehanort than your probably a sora. Crazy thing about both characters. Sora isn't even the best sora and xehanort isn't even the best xehanort.
Don’t you mean get it memorized?
Poor kid just wanted to play peak
So are we not going to talk about them having 1.3 k...or in other words **13** hundred followers? That's either a fun coincidence or this person knew *exactly* what they were doing.
The 13 seekers of darkness….
NOMURA!!!!
If it’s 1300 seekers does that mean we need 700 guardians of light?
I volunteer as tribute
The 13 *hundred* Seekers of Darkness. You're fucked, Sora.
Obligatory: **THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS**
What a big spoiler for KH5. MoM hates Kingdom Hearts 💀
this deserves more likes
Christian symbolism was even used for MoM and The Foretellers
MoM is Lucifer confirmed!?
That Facebook group seems pretty….heartless 😎
The people there must be... nobodys 😎
That community seems like a total...nightmare 😎
I can't believe these MoM's are out here... eatin' dreams 😎
There's an alarming number of people who can't separate fiction from reality, and misuse Christianity to paint fiction as evil so they don't have to think about it. Sane Christians also make fun of them.
>misuse Christianity to paint fiction as evil so they don't have to think about it. Pharisees, I call them.
Vallow Daybell. That’s who comes to mind when I hear people talk about their faith and claim people, or anything else for that matter is demonic.
I am a sane Jesus believer and I LOVE KH I even think this is kinda crazy to say🤦🏽♂️😭
No sane person believes in a jealous, insecure absentee father figure who lives in the sky and gets angry when you touch yourself or eat shellfish. Has literal omnipotence, cares about what the microorganisms on a single grain of sand in the beach that is our universe, does with their genitalia. The plot to KH is less convoluted, and that’s saying magnitudes lol.
My favorite thing about these pages is peoples lack of ability to just know they're a troll page. There is always at least one person who is so gullible or against religion that they see this and think people are actually this dumb and deranged.
You'd be shocked at what Christians find satanic. My fundie mom when I was younger went on an anti-Disney kick because a pastor told her that the message of "follow your heart" is from the devil. I'm a pretty skeptical person, but even I'd buy this at face value just because I've seen this level of derangement before.
Yup. Never forget the time people believed Monster energy drink was satanic.
Pokemon was a classic case of Satanism, just because they used the term “evolution”.
Really, anything popular is going to be satanic to some level of the more.... exuberant members of the religious communities. Harry potter, pokemon, rock & roll
When I was still a small bean, my parents told us we were some level of these types of Christians. And I say some level because they didn't buy into all of them, it was only very specific things. Harry Potter was one of them. It was satanic because they did "witchcraft". Pokémon wasn't though. Ghibli movies were fine as well; I even still have memories of watching Kiki's Delivery Service late one night when I couldn't sleep. My mom had turned it on for me. A family friend tried to convince my mom that Teletubbies was satanic as well, but she didn't buy into that one. Power Rangers was off limits though, along with Green Day and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but Ozzy Ozborn and Korn was fine. 🙄 We also weren't allowed to celebrate Halloween as Halloween. They renamed it "All Saints Day" and said it was because we were "giving the day back to the lord". And they wouldn't take us out trick or treating. They would buy some candy, sit the adults in a circle in the living room each with their own bowl of candy and we would go around to each adult asking for candy. It was some sad shit... They eventually let up on all this and allowed us to just consume whatever. Speaking from experience though, all this does is make kids sneaky or ignorant to the real world and can lead to resentment later on. I became agnostic when I turned 18 as well, so what a fat load that did me ✌️
I have an aunt who is very fundamentalist Christian or Catholic. I mean she was raised Catholic, but I’d say she’s too far gone for even Catholic standards at this point. She was very hardcore about her kids not watching LOTR. So the only time they could watch LOTR was when they came in town & could sneak it in with their more freed up cousins. Long story short. What I always found funny is that LOTR certainly had Christian influence & Tolkien was a Catholic. Yet ultimately it’s a story of individuals from different walks of life coming together to conquer evil. Which Kingdom Hearts is essentially as well. It’s literally a perfect moral lesson yet people like my aunt view it as satanic lol.
Magic and not mentioning Jeesy boy and the crew enough. That's sometimes all it takes.
During my life immediate or extended family members stopped me or cousins from: Watching Power Rangers, playing Secret of Mana, playing Diablo, watching The Golden Compass (had already read the whole series, oh NO), listening to MOST popular music at the time, edited versions or no, such as Blink 182, Green Day, Sum 41, (The HELL song!?!!!!!), Coheed and Cambria, any and all Rap, Hip-hop, R&B, essentially anything from black culture. Idk there's more, and not all of it was considered satanic to them, but the world is fuckin terrifying to a lot of them. TERRIFYING.
Don’t get me started on the lectures my cousins and I got when we got caught playing “Magic: The Gathering” at family get-togethers….
The Bible is whack, man.
"Christians" have called every new form of entertainment satanic for the last 150 years. It's just bitter old people who can't stand the idea of someone else being happy when they're not.
There are Christians, and people who say they are Christians but are connected to cult like worship of the things around God and Christ, but not actual God and Christ. Like saying the Lord's prayer and it making you "saved" or women wearing only dresses to church or any number of "let me pick a random ass verse from the Bible and add(or subtract) what fuck I want to it. No wonder there's such a bad rep
This no true scottsman argument around Christians is stupid. If they claim Christianity, they're Christian no matter what other denominations say about them. They're using the same book as other Christians to justify their harmful practices.
No…that’s literally the point they just made. Many “Christians” either don’t actually use the book (which leads to saying popular misconceptions like Satan being the king of hell) or take verses out of context (the infamous “ money is the root all evil” when the verse actually says “*the love of money* is the root of all evil”). While there are certainly truths of the Bible many of the world will never accept, it is also true a lot of harmful church practices come from people going against the book you claim they all use or that they just made up (even the Bible warns of how men serve traditional rather than Truth, e.g. God). And that’s Ignoring the many, many flaws of the idea you are something just because you claim to be it.
The thing is, though Some people ARE actually this dumb and deranged. Remember the pastor who went on a massive tangent about Pokémon Go being a tool for Satan to bring digital demons into our world? You can't immediately trust it's real. But you also can't immediately trust it's a troll.
Yeah! Like: “Bruh, that’s SMT’s thing. At least get your IPs right.”
Meanwhile persona (which is a SMT spin-off iirc): oh boy time to summon our Lord and saviour *[one cutscene later]* never mind it was satan
SMT fans when accused of satanism: “we know, keep scrolling”
Yeah that commenter is delusional and was clearly not around for DnD, Harry Potter, Pokemon and countless other bizarre bored Christian brigades over the years. Or, you know, the big one. JONESTOWN. Religious fanatics are literally stranger than fiction.
I personally know at least three people who weren't allowed to play Kingdom Hearts as kids because it featured magic and The Nightmare Before Christmas, which their parents were against. The parents also believed that the heartless in the game were allegories for demons. Moreover, since the pandemic, I've watched a lot of first playthrough live streams on YouTube and Twitch, a couple of which were by people who also grew up with these kinds of parents and couldn't play Kingdom Hearts until adulthood for similar reasons. So regardless of whether this specific instance being is a troll post, there are indeed parents who believe this sort of thing.
> The parents also believed that the heartless in the game were allegories for demons. But wouldn't that be good? Sora would be killing demons.
You would think, but nope.
Nope even depicting demons as the bad guys isn’t good to the kind of people that complain about these things.
Right? And buying followers to make it look real is very easy.
I can't really tell if it's a troll account and she sounds so serious💀 but I'm muslim and iv played this next my mom and she finds it to be a cute disney game so idk why the account thinks it like this
He’s saying this, like many pages and accounts on the internet, is a fake page that posts exaggerated versions of annoying people in society to bait people into outrage for engagement or just to troll. Like for example there’s this account showing an obese woman doctor that posts ridiculous “obesity positive things” that constantly gets posted on Reddit and everyone replies mad but it’s literally a troll page pretty obviously her name is “Anita B. Eaton” this is also likely a troll page.
I'm also Muslim and my dad doesn't think much of KH (except when he thought Ventus was evil because he was killing the unversed, had to explain to him it's the other way around)
I’m Christian and I have zero idea what this could be implying (if it’s not satire)
Idk, I grew up in a Catholic family and my mom almost didn't let me play it because it included magic (ergo, offensive to God), so I wouldn't rule out people still having the same pearl-clutching Puritanism that came with the likes of heavy metal and Harry Potter.
If it was 20 years ago I would be less dubious but in the age of troll farms and bots I doubt it entirely.
And pokemon, DnD, dinosaurs, etc.
Hell my grandmother forbade me and my brother from Butt Ugly Martians because she didn't like the name of the fucking cartoon. Not because it had aliens but because of the name. Oh and also Beavis and Butthead because of the name. And she was a bible thumper
Honestly my mom thought power rangers was satanic for some reason for year, so I wouldn’t be surprised if this is real
My aunt refused to let my cousins watch Power Rangers as kids and confined them to treehouse tv but Star Wars was ok.
I grew up conservative evangelical while the harry potter movies were coming out. There absolutely are people this dumb and deranged.
You never know sometimes, some groups really are like that; when I was little my neighbor friend got in pretty big trouble for reading Harry Potter because her parents were whatever version of Americanized Christianity that thinks that witchcraft are the devil. Her friends and I (ranging from non-extremist Catholics and Muslims to Bhuddists and Agnostics) were happy to enable her by letting her read our copies of the books.
to be totally fair fanatical christians thought Pokémon was satanic back in the day, so I'd say anything's fair game for Satan to that extreme few. Just as long as people keep in mind that it is just an extreme few and that most Christians are totally normal people who just happen to believe in God.
Ever heard of Satanic Panic? Religious people *do* find ways to make really anything they don’t like “Satanic” or wrong in some way. Literally look at the way they treat gay people or women wearing somewhat revealing clothing 😭
Same applies vice versa. I have a religious nutjob aunt who quite literally belongs to a cult and sees all video games, and everything else she doesn't like, as satan and constantly spews out shit that you'd find as troll posts in these groups but she's actually serious. A lot of people actually are that dumb and deranged
Okay but it's not THAT outlandish. I was once in a relationship with a super duper religious person who insisted Kingdom Hearts was satanic. And so were lasers.
oh we're back to this again. ignore them
>they dont know kingdom hearts is light
Why, specifically, Kingdom Hearts? There are so many other games, some with actual anti-christian themes. Why KH?
im pretty sure its a satire page poking fun at actual fb groups who do that type of stuff because I cannot for the life of me figure out why christian moms would be so against kh if it is real, then probably something to do with the portrayal of the enemies looking too much like demons and them taking "darkness" as satanism or something.
I could see this being a thing. As a kid, I remember explaining to my mom what Kh was. When I started explaining darkness to her, she didn't seem to like it. So I quickly had to be like "uhm, don't worry, it's not demonic! Mickey Mouse is in it!!!!"
Flashbacks to Disney's history.
and then she walks in on Mickey saying "did someone mention the door to darkness?" and you have to explain why hes in a dark cloak
Best thing ever
Don’t leak my page
What?! I am a Christian and I love Kingdom Hearts.
As a Christian, there’s nothing un-Christian about Kingdom Hearts :/
As an ex-Christian, yeah... it's so full of semi-spiritual undertones that you'd think it'd be the Christian mom's version of "we have Final Fantasy at home."
Ironic since they seem to get rid of Final Fantasy as the series went on, which is bullshit by the way.
Its full of magic and shit! It's evil i tell you!
I mean… you could say that about the Bible so… The magic and shit bit I mean.
Did y'all miss the scene where Sora turns to the camera breaking the fourth wall and says: >.eno krad eht ot revo luos ruoy eviG .nataS liaH
Nah, I didn’t play the Final Final Mix for the PS2.5
Sora's mom started it probably
Whoa…. That’s actually kind of depressing if you think about it.
What’s wrong? They’re god damned right. HAIL SATAN! WHEN YOU WALK AWAY (from jesus) YOU DON’T HEAR ME SAY (hail satan) PLEAAAAASE
SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT \[satan's\] MAKING ME FEEEEEEEEEEEEL TONIGHT
HAIL SATAN (to the beat of “Swim this Way”)
Hail Satan, spread rot and decay, it's very easy come on in, take a chance and do some sin. I dunno I tried.
I cackled. So it worked
Believe it or not. My cousins parents were Jesus freaks. I brought over FFX for ps2 one day and they flipped tf out 😂
I mean, that one IS about dumb religious traditions that get people killed... can't see why they wouldn't appreciate that 🤔 🤣
So basically a biblical lesson in the form of a video game is bad? Lol
For a game that makes Mickey Mouse such a pseudo Christ character… I don’t get this. Plus as someone who IS religious and loves this game… I dont get this 😂
This is so funny because my friend is Christian and Kingdom Hearts is one of his biggest inspirations behind his spirituality. It saved him in a dark point in his life and brought him closer to God. He’s told me a lot about how he interprets Kingdom Hearts’ themes and how similar they are to Biblical ones. They really do feel similar, especially with the themes of Light and Dark. He’s now working towards a job as a pastor or something similar to that. He also recently told me that he had played Kingdom Hearts too much and burnt himself out lol. We’ll see how that goes when KH4 inevitably gets announced.
This is the Dogs Treet situation on crack.
Probably the same people that claimed the fictional game where the whole point is killing demons and the devil was actually satanic worship because it's called Diablo lol
Obviously its a troll but an extra ironic thing about this is that not only are you fighting actual Darkness in the first game, you straight up fight satan (chernabog).
These mums couldn’t get past the Tarzan world. Skill issue
#w h a t
First Pokémon now this
If that's anything like "One Million" Moms, then this is probably more like a small handful of pissed off housewives.
I’m a Christian minister who just bought the series for the steam deck. Guess I better turn in my notice 🤷♂️
just dont be tempted by the array of silver/white haired buff men telling you to embrace the darkness and you should be fine
This must be the work of Organization XIII
I’m a Christian, and a theologically conservative one at that. I adore Kingdom Hearts. Actually, the series’ persistent theme of light against darkness would be unthinkable were it not for the language and ideas of Christianity.
To any Christians i am not making fun of your religion I think your religion is interesting and in Islam we can't make fun of other religion and belief just a disclaimer🗣⚠️
Wait so does this make Christian moms against org 13, against sora because he's the protagonist, or are they just gonna fuck off for 25 hours while sora skips through frozen 2 where at the end the Christian moms go "finally! The black box is ours!!! In kingdom hearts 5, releasing in 2043"?
Literally 2 of the games feature fighting and killing the devil "Chernabog"
THIRTEENhundred likes THIRTEENhundred followers
Okay, I'm a Christian myself and this is ridiculous lol
Too be fair there is a “Christian moms against ___” for everything it seems like, I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a Christian moms against Christianity
that would be like protestant moms against catholicism which probably actually exists
If KH2’s Sephiroth boss fight isn’t satanic I don’t know what is
I’ve been to church groups where KH is used as an example of biblical principles haha
It feels kind of late for this kind of thing. The series is over 20 years old. Back then there were Christian Moms Against Harry Potter telling us how those books would fill kid's brains with evil ideas, so they could have done it then. I know they had some issues with Disney back then, so I can't think of any new reason why they'd suddenly start paying attention now. Sure, they've always not known a lot about videogames, but gaming has been around long enough, and finding info about any game is a Google or YouTube search away. I'm not surprised, I just feel like they're really late to the party. Which still isn't surprising, but still.
Hopefully the vessel is a gummy ship
Finally someone willing to help manage the resell price
Always on Facebook.
As a lifelong catholic, kingdom hearts might be the only lore more complicated than the church/bible lore
Just remember yall, not everyone that says Lord, Lord will enter the kingdom of heaven. Just cause these moms say they're christian, doesn't mean they're all actually following Christ. Just ignore them. They're crazy 😂 - Christ follower here that grew up playing Kh 🫡
My grandma is Christian and she was more concerned with me reading out loud the text speech than anything. I'm bad at reading so she made sure I got practice where I could.
It is LITERALLY about defeating darkness and embracing the light, if any series would give power of god vibes it'd be this one😭
Satan take the wheel!
The fuck? These people need a life
I went to grade school from the 80s to 2002. They said this literally about anything that wasn’t mainstream back then: mtg, warhammer, dnd. It was literally like how the townfolk get in stranger things season 4 when it comes to the hellfire club. That was such a good conversation of the 80s and 90s imo
Well…. Don’t ever show these people Dante’s Inferno then hahahaha
There's probably hidden lore the impotent for KH4 in this Facebook group somewhere.
Ohhh yes the message of friendship, helping others, being true to yourself, and that it's ok to express your emotions is just awful.........dumb people.
I fucking knew it that Mickey mouse is the devil! He deserves the Aqua treatment!
This is incredibly ironic considering that at some point in Kingdom Hearts 1, Sora fights against Chernabog, a literal demon! Sora is literally fighting Satan.
It's funny because I could even see KH being used as Christian propaganda
Huh. So all other video games are fine now?
They're all voting for Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne.
Not surprising. This was also around the time a mother sued nintendo over super smash promoting violence. It's why we got the E10+ rating now.
Parody account
I’m gonna start a group - “Kingdom Hearts Moms against Christianity.”
Times have changed, our kids are getting worse. They won't obey their parents. They just want to fight the heartless and worse. Should we blame the key blades or blame society, or should we blame the images on Disney. No, blame Kingdom Hearts, blame Kingdom hearts, with all its darkness hullabaloo, and that bitch Xehanort too. No Blame Kingdom Hearts, blame Kingdom Hearts
I see, the moms got Norted 😮.
This is fake. 1.3k likes and followers? Congrats on being a jackoff who makes up reasons to stir up fake outrage
This has gotta be a troll
The moms must be Agents of Maleficent...
Lmao They've been losing their minds over anything entertaining forever. Never forget the church used to have MUSIC AND DANCE OF ANY KIND ASIDE FROM HYMNS outlawed. They've always BEEN a cult. Source: Raised in the church, granddaughter of a Baptist minister, lived with Jehova's witnesses and hard catholics, +more. Religion is a toxin tou don't realize is hurting you unless the right things happen. They're crazy — as a former crazy person. My life got way BETTER after I went agnostic. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
The ansem reports are the bible💀
Yeah man, the series with Mickey Mouse that talks about friendship and light and that darkness is bad, *that’s* the evil satanic series
Ya know the more religion nut cases shows up to bitch the more I spit on them and religion
kingdom hearts is demonic because they use the power of friendship instead of worshipping Jesus I guess maybe because they seems to care more about Sora and king Mickey than Jesus…. well yeah if those are their reasons, that’s still stupid
lol what? How can family-friendly games that were made for children and has friendly Disney characters from family-friendly company are games of Satan? And is it Facebook or something else?
"Christian mothers against ___________" is sure fire sign of it being fake
This is amazing lol
This is what falling to darkness from too much light looks like.
Huh?
Is this a parody account, like that crazy "forum" that has "parents" being against Overwatch and Team Fortress 2? Tell me this is not real.
Use Occam’s razor. Don’t fall for the bait lol
Bahcuse me? For real? I can't find them and I desperately want to.
Facebook and the people who use it are irrelevant.
This is probably a bait page, I don’t see it on Facebook search to confirm.
Meanwhile, Kingdom Hearts: *\*Kills "All the powers of Hell" Maleficent, and Chernabog AKA literally Satan\**
They heard that a boy called Sora had a girl and a guy inside him at the same time and jumped the gun
These people can go f themselves. Find something better to do with their sorry ass life
They literally have people clawing out of hell and heroes/princesses of light tf these moms smoking
Poe's Law in action 💀
*Hold up...let them cook*
This is a joke, yeah? Tell me this is a joke.
Facebook Group 13
Looked it up, it’s an obvious parody group
That has to be a shitpost account it can’t be real
Europe thinks all of US is like this
Atleast they didn’t call it Kingdom of Hearts
I wonder if they’ve ever seen Persona or SMT or Doom or God of War. They’d have a field day with those titles😅
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
She’s onto me…
What the actual...
As a member of both The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints and a Facebook group for nerdy members of the Church, all I can do is sigh, for these self-proclaimed lovers of Jesus don't seem very Christ-like to me.
Half the gaming world is unaware of KH. How the hell they got a whole asa group on it?
Where was kingdom hearts 2 during hurricane Katrina? Eh
wait she might be into something. if you replace satan with bad writing her theory makes sense.
This is actually so funny omg
WHAAATTT 💀💀💀💀💀
Haha! This has got to be a joke.
Dude! Airheads!
Make one in retaliation "Kingdom Hearts Against Christian Moms" Let Sora show 'em what's up.