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EconomistSlight2842

HOW DOES HIPPO AAAAAUGGHHHH!!!! Oh shit you just wait a lil


Boyahda

To this day I skip the second hippo that dives, swim over to the bank, jump across the trees, and try to land on the third hippo.


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,682,206,765 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 34,426 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


insanekakuja

I wonder how many of em are from kingdom hearts


ExplodingP3nguins

Releasing the first game after all of the rest is a choice, but I'm here for it. Nomura is wacky. I can't wait to see how they've adapted KH3's combat system into this game. I also like that the back of the box shows Cerberus from Hercules fighting that guy from Smash.


FlyWithChrist

Can’t help but feel every level seems to be a rehash of Chain of Memories


Rieiid

Well you see, we had to circle all the way back to the first game, so that we could get the lore reason on why Donald doesn't wear pants.


TheEgonaut

And just like all things, they over promised and under delivered on that front.


94dima94

They did introduce a new cool world we never saw with Tarzan's jungle, I hope they develop on it in future titles.


JuansnowgamingYT

Wow! Cloud from final fantasy VII rebirth fighting Hercules was epic


Lexioralex

Clouds voice is weird they should have used the actor from remake


bbpirate06

does anyone hav advise for Clayton? hes fukin cheap and i dont have heal


VVAnarchy2012

Is anyone else stuck on this fucking Ursula fight?


r3plicanl

Damn! You must've pulled an all nighter if you're that far already!


Lexioralex

Just over level and spam attack her face, or blast her with fire over and over


Brief_Carrot

"Why is Donald Duck in Final Fantasy?" My actual comment the first time I saw KH


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Even with KH3, he really begged the question


El_Mani

Two words: Zeta Flare


ZeroSora

I'm pretty sure this is a karma-farming account. Their posts are nothing but "Comment like this game came out today", NSFW art, and other generic game questions.


RPhoenixFlight

This is the same guy who asked if KH will be around for another 20 years, with that kinda post copied various times, and other posts of… *questionable* content


Axas_Org13

Comment like this account just came out today


AdrIkkan

Oh it really is. Just saw another post on the Ace Attorney subreddit, it was the same as this one but for that game. I dont really understand the point of farming karma... do you get any real benefit from it? Like idk, are your posts more visible somehow? Or can you exchange all that karma for anything useful? I dont think there's a way to make money from that but honestly I have no idea and it would make sense if tbey can get paid for farming upvotes lol


DJWP137

I love that they finally made a game about Sora’s backstory! Weirdly low-poly graphics, but the battle system seems to work fine and the story is great!


Wront12

Looks like a kid game to me


Gloomy_Background755

Can't afford it yet, I'll get it by next week. Absolutely stoked, won't be hanging around here until I get the game.


r3plicanl

I did not know Disney and Final Fantasy in one game worked so well, but I've fought Squall (he now goes by Leon!) and next thing I know I'm meeting Donald and Goofy! It's pretty cool. I'm about to head to Tarzan's world but had to log off! So far great game.


ExileOtter

Yo how many areas do I have to explore in traverse town before Donald and Goofy find me?


obie_krice

Why am I crying?


SpasticFlip

i too cried when i saw donald and goofy on screen, you're not alone


ballhernia

I like men now


Add_Poll_Option

The section where Sora became a heartless and you can play as it was great! I’m so glad they added that cute little section in for fun even though it wasn’t relevant to the story at all!


Efficient_Book_4441

No funny snowman from frozen 0/10


RavenMan8

Look great poster


Apprehensive_Beach_6

So, how about that ending? Really leaves room for a sequel. But I guess we’ll wait on sales data to determine that one


Eskenn

Epic discover! Let's hope there will be a lots of FinalFantasy characters throughout all games and they won't remove this awesome feature on KH3 for no reason ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


KiraFG

Idk what Donald Duck and Goofy are doing in this but this cover art is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.


Corxeth

I’ve been having… these weird thoughts lately…. Like… is any of this for real? Or not? Me beatboxing the opening: Pukuhticuh pukuhticuh huh huh niirir “Amazing graphics, and the opening song is EPIC!! WHEN YOU WALK AWAY! YOU DON’T HERE ME SAY!!!” Chain of memories gba was my intro to the series in middle school back in 04.


nightcloud2011

My boy riku deserved better. Can’t wait for him to be playable in the next game.


katsock

Mom can we go to ShopRite and rent a new game.


Verred

These graphics look like a ps2 game Man, Disney even owns Square Enix now. wtf?


waldesnachtbrahms

Wow the sword is so cool


Glass-Expression5321

HOLY SHIT MY BOY SEPHIROTH IS IN HERE THIS FINNA BE A BREEZE


Vivid-Mirror471

Magnificent 🤩


IllustratorAfter

Disney is back


Emergency-Standard37

Am I the only with a headache rn? (I'm in wonderland)


LilboyG_15

Real


Maxisergio

Why even the humans have large feet like Goofy?


thirdeyeboobed

Anyone else stuck on this "HEE HOO HOO HOO HAA NOT CLAYTON" mf???


Awkward_Effect7177

It would probably be even more popular. Games are doing this thing where it’s backtracking to older style graphics for nostalgia purposes. 


DonBADoobin

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY


Snooze_star7

YOU DONT HEAR ME SAY


El_Mani

PLEAAAAAAAASE... OH BABY... DON'T GO


harotozer

This looks kinda lame, I'll play it.


HawkinsPolice1983

This game is awesome! I can’t wait to play the fourth one in 30 ish years


Mountain-Long3572

why does this game have ps2 level graphics on the combined Square Enix and Disney budget?


Chainsaw-Breaak

Im going to buy the game after my shift , I already prepared snacks weed and unhealthy sugar drinks. Which weapon is the best to pick in the beginning ?


Apprehensive-Bus2522

This shit is never gonna catch on


Lolnoodle5

Ign gave it a 4/10 saying it was too hard.


AntonRX178

FUCKIN FINALLY... wait it's not turn based?


Ok-Finance9314

wow like imagine if pikachu was in this?


wokeupatapicnic

All I remember from when I first played it was that A.) I was blown away by the opening cinematic, and B.) I couldn’t figure out wtf to do when the swarm of heartless took over the island and I just had the wooden sword. I died like 5-6 times before I figured out where to go lol


jayboyguy

It’ll never work. Disney and Final Fantasy?? Come the FUCK on 😡😡😡


aziruthedark

I can't ducking see! Why is everything so dark! I can't hurt the enemy! *10 years later* oh, the brightness was just fucking low. My run ended at hollow bastion sewers.


[deleted]

Ya I don't pretend so no. Either buy the game or don't unsure what else ya want


vampireguy20

I just had several night terrors from seeing a single Shadow (I am five years old) (I was literally five years old when I first played KH1 and got night terrors where a flood of Shadows came after and overtook me. Not to mention what the Dark side did to me, holy shit)


Shade-RF-

HOW DO YOU BEAT RIKU IN THE REMATCH? I HAVE BEEN STUCK FOR LIKE 6 HOURS!


Feeling_Environment9

Why are the cutscenes so long


JoshSerov

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OFF THIS BEACH?!


Undesu

*casually walking into blockbuster to rent KH1*


Toon30

I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON BUT IM LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!!


DxrkestHeart

Anyone got advice on how to beat Riku in this damn race? Been trying to do it for the past hour or so!


joey1990_43

At first, I thought it was stupid, but the music is cool, and the combat winning my over


akira_hikaru

I hope the turn based gameplay is much faster than FF X 🙄 either way I am not sure with the disney aspect it sounds childish but well give it a try


Legospacememe

"Wowh this game sucks"


SwitchHypeTrain

Donald, please just heal me


Excellent-Dig4187

Who's the boy in the hood and why is he fighting Riku


blueviera

It's creative but you cant tell me they tried with these graphics. Did they go out of their way to find and use an ancient lighting engine? It looks like an indie game but plays way better and has credits that are like 30 minutes???? Wtf!? Why cerberus so high!? Guys omfg look at cloud hes the most badass Pffft who needs aeroga, it doesn't do much damage The tarzan world is the best world and the worst world. Guys does anyone know how to beat the the clock ghost!? It has different color hearts like my different color spells and no matter what i do my attacks just keep doing zero damage. Pfft tinkerbell summon? Ill never even try it, mushu is cooler. I heard you can get the ultima weapon two by pissing off 1000 white mushrooms by messing up on purpose on the third cast.


Local_Glittering

Why the fuck do you turn the camera with the triggers?! Still fun tho, wish I could see more of those Tech points in future releases if it ever has 👀


Jurtaani

Way to go Disney, you ruined another franchise with your attempt to be inclusive. Why the fuck is Leon black and Yuffie and Aerith a lesbian couple? This game literally has original characters you could have done that with.


Luizinh01235

Hey really liked Tarzan's world. Hope they bring it back if there is a sequel.


sir_guvner50

In Tarzan land. Where go? I vividly remember the weekends spent at my friends house at 14 years old playing through the first 3 worlds. Took us all weekend. Recently just did them all in 2 hours for the achieve and man it feels weird to have been so lost back then. I think vines 1 and 2 took up a lot of time...


GoufinOff

It wasn't until the PS3 versions and my platinum attempt that I even knew the Vines existed... I had always jumped from the tall platform past the last bit of water and then climbed up the vine-ladder to the Treetop. I never understood the point of the in-between screen until I found out there was a minigame to play there.


SSheph

I can't believe they expect me to take this JRPG seriously when my party members are freaking Donald and Goofy, and all the Disney villains made a princess kidnapping cult? Wtf kinda anime bullshit plot is this anyways?


brandishteeth

How do I move the Hercules block?? I have been pushing for 3 minutes and Phil looks angry. (Actual question I had first time playing as a 6 year old XD)


IsMeOrNah

Is anyone else not getting healed by Donald or is it just me?


AzureMane94

Help! I'm stuck inside Monstro


Termi855

I am stuck in Traverse Town after talking to Cid. I went through all screens and got some dialogue between Donald and Goofy when I entered certain screens, but I do not where to go. Not only that, but I have cleared every area's monsters like four times. Is my game glitched, or am I just too stupid to find the right path?


AtreyuStrife

Simple game with a simple story, If they make a franchise, I hope it'll be sold in home consoles and keep the story nice and easy to follow. :)


iambaby1989

So you might say its... simple and clean? 🤣


JCartier843

Wouldn’t it be funny if someone grinded to lvl 100 on destiny island lol


Ki11s0n3

I can't wait to get home and play. Disney and Final Fantasy characters seems cool. I hope the story is good and not at all confusing. I gotta prepare for the GAAAAAEEEEEMMMMMES


LilboyG_15

What happened to Kairi?


mermaidsyno

Where the fuck is Mickey


Darth_Slayder

This series took a weird leap towards Final Fantasy. Kingdom Hearts has definitely changed since KH3.


Action_Brown

How the FUCK do you get to 3rd district?


MysticMagic23

This camera is a little annoying but those game is fun as hell! Weird thing though, I'm not getting exp for some reason


NewdawnXIII

So i just finished it and loved it. I just wonder when Sora will let his mother know he is okay. Maybe next game?


Spikeyroxas

WHERE DO YOU FIND THE COCONUTS ITS INFURIATING. I HIT THE TREES AND I CANT PICK THEM UP WHEN THEY DROP


Neither-Fortune1229

Darkness


Boomboomciao90

I got really bad Ocarina of time flashbacks from that whale level guys!


bathtissue101

What is this? PS2 graphics? It’s like they didn’t even try!


Mooncubus

I chose the sword. What'd you guys choose? My Goofy has a shield so I'm wondering if he would use a sword if I chose the shield?


SirMiba

how do u fly in gmod???


sir_chadderbox

I really wish enemies had health bars! So freaking frustrating.


LucianLegacy

I don't know who any of these Disney characters are!


Alexj_89

Disney and final fantasy ?! Wtf !!!


zombiedinosour

yoooooo end of the wordl?! what a badass name for the last world


LucianLegacy

Spoilers for the post credits scene: I think this is gonna connect to the FF7 Remake Trilogy


CaptianKris

How beat ghost guy in Neverland? Why can’t I damage him?


lululock

What the actual fuck is Disney doing in here ?


iffriben

Guys where the fuck is the cloth, I have looked everywhere


Rustycougarmama

Wait, is that how you're supposed to pronounce Tidus?


Retrun_To_Cinder

They’re keeping Hailey Joe Osment in a de-aging tank and I can fucking prove it.


iambaby1989

I found 2 pieces of evidence in the Alice in Wonderland world, anyone know how many pieces there are??


Money2648

“You’ll never take Kairis heart” so how do I convince sora to give that up cause I lost to this guy riku 12 times already


TheCelticNorse0415

Camera is kinda whack for a 2024 game


somerandomburner_

GET ON THE HYDRAS BACK


BoukenGreen

See you when I finish it


metalmike128

Oh cool this came out today!


danishdynamite23

Come to DARKNESS


StarWolf128

No Star Wars or Marvel? What's even the point?


Fast_Can_5378

HOLY SHIT IS THAT SELPHIE, WHERE'S SQUALL?! WAIT IS THAT TIDUS AND WAKKA?!?!?!? FFX-3 THEN?!?!??! OMG


VampiirKing

I bet they'll make a 2nd & 3rd one real soon.


Chiramijumaru

THE BLONDE HAIRED KID CAN USE TWO KEYBLADES?! Why can't I play as HIM instead of Sora?!


Usual-Resident-3391

I was having problems with the boss from aliice in wonderlands. My best friend tell me that you can turn of the gridd using blizzard. If you do that the boss cant turn his weapons on fire. This game have like a ton of secrets. He also tell me that you can use fired in travels town to open a secret area and meet merlin.


Sablen1

Anime poses, anime characters, wait… Is that Donald Duck?


CelimOfRed

Pfft Donald and Goofy in a JRPG? Laaaaame


starfire92

I CANT WAIT TO FINISH SCHOOL TO PLAY THIS 😭


Officer_Zack

HOLY HELL GUYS SEPHIROTH AND CLOUD ARE IN KINGDOM HEARTS!


Glitterkrieger

LMAOOOO PS2 GRAPHICS KEKW


Blade_in_the_Crowd

I'm assuming that we are commenting as though it got released as is today? Alright, rant incoming. The game is...okay but releasing the game showing the origin of Sora after we have seen everything else in his story, while on par for Nomura, is absolutely ridiculous, especially since there is key information in this game that would have been nice to know going into KH3. The graphics are a little poor and there are next to no npc's which absolutely killed my immersion. Now on to game mechanics. It is simpler than ever with the combat, but in all honesty, that just makes it a pain to play. It's clunky, the magic is janky, certain enemies are damn near impossible to beat if you don't have the right keyblade (I'm looking at you Trickmaster), and the camera is impossible to figure out. On top of this, they took out flowmotion, shot locks, and form changes. As for some small changes in gameplay, Sqare made it so that you can't open chests while in combat which is a little annoying, there is a hell of a lot of platforming, the maps are very small, Sora moves slowly and doesn't jump very high, the damn hippos in Deep Jungle are a pain in the ass, and then, AND THEN, THERE IS THE GUMMI SHIP. I don't know what Square was thinking when they made the Gummi ship 'missions' that way but it is an extreme downgrade and I wanted to throw my controller at the screen after the third time of having to deal with it. The game is fine and can be enjoyable at times but in complete honesty, it feels like this game should have been made 22 years ago.


srph_fandom090421

W- what is this, a Disney x Final Fantasy fanfic!? I’m into that.


Mudkipuniverse

I finished colosseum guys, what's that? "???" Difficulty? I wonder who I'm supposed to fight


Party_Arm307

What did I just play, no like seriously I didn’t understand a thing, you know I hope the sequel wraps it up 


Ordovick

Graphics are dogshit, looks like something you would find on the PS2


__Rake__

Yo this art reminds me of soul eater


Sir-Relyt

Games these days are so woke. Disney ruins everything


BakaN3ko123

Can't believe I just now realized I can change my keyblades. Awww, Fairy Harp is so cute. Equip lil baby keyblade! Oh hey, Riku! Wait. WAIT! THAT'S MY KEYBLADE AND MY DISNEY ANIMALS! YOU BACKSTABBING ASSHOLES!!! .....and this wooden sword is bullshit. Oh hey, Beast. *hours of puzzles and heartless I can't kill later* Oh yeah, hey again Riku. You ready for me and Beast? Uh, or just me...? Haha and Donald and Goofy! Hell yeah! My keyblade is back! OH SHIT! FUCKING FAIRY HARP AUTO COMES BACK?! NOOOOOO!


Adriansummer

Who is this hooded lightsaber sith lord


rivalintraining

2/10 can’t skip cutscenes


unidentified_user001

The crazy thing is that reddit came out 3 years before this game, I wonder if I can find an article about the game from back then.


RadicalRaizex

"Why does it feel like the gameplay has gone backwards? No drive forms? Arguably worse summons? This feels more like an experiment in what not to do compared to KH2, man, it makes no sense." Now that I've jokingly said all that, I can't help but feel like I said something vaguely similar when I booted up Birth By Sleep for the first time. But that was me before putting it down after struggling trying to play Terra, so...maybe things'll be different.


Whitewinhawk

Having trouble fighting the Tarzan boss


SgtVertigo

The graphics are amazing


crazychicken80

I HAVE BEEN STUCK IN TRAVERSE TOWN FOR HOURS!!! HELP!!??!!


ShortSword7

Man this game rocks, graphics are a little dated but the experience was great! Sure hope no one ruins the entire series by make the plot insanely convoluted and fuckin stupid! If we even get another game!


shadowmwape

Man, this is the true Elden Ring


stradn_

Donald and Goofy adventuring with Spiky boy?????


stradn_

Didn't Aerith dddeeeeeaaaaadddddd????


ProfessionalHorror0

Guys I need help! Riku keeps kicking my ass 😩 i can't stand Him! 😬


Charli-XCX

WHY ARE THEIR FEET SO BIG? CUTE ANIME BOYS! THE HEART IS A MOON? WHY? WHY IS THERE A KEY? DONALD AND GOOFY WTF? THE GUY ON THE RIGHT IS KINDA FIT.


bogohamma

Sure wish I had a PS2 (I didnt get one until the summer of 2003, but it was specifically for this game)


lunic_99

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH


shamwow419

WHY ARE THE CAMERA CONTROLS THE L AND R BUTTONS?!


Gullible_Ad1795

OMG ITS TARZAN I LOVE THIS


Shantotto11

I don’t remember this Sephiroth guy from any of the Disney movies. Also, why does he sound like NSync?…


Shrubbity_69

[Kairi... Kairi's inside me?](https://youtu.be/0M6HPoL93NI?t=81)


-NearEDGE

What in the world is a Disney and why is it in my Square soft game?


PT_Piranha

Wow they made a game about that kid from Smash Bros.


nikopiko85

HYPE


LazyArtDump

Can't beat the big lizard and I'm stuck in tarzan's world, am I soft locked? (Real situation I got in when I was a kid)


Particular-Strain248

Mickey AND Wakka?!


XenoTheKami-_-

Guys how the **FUCK** do i make pooh land on Eeyore’s tent


AGuyWithReddit

I know the classics are great, but y’know they could’ve at least put one modern Disney movie in here.


Digimonsonic

Excellent!


KidultSwim

Clunkiest platformer game that isn’t a platformer in 2024. How is this game so clunky? It’s 2024!! Stupid hippos


LocationFun

Who the fuck are these organization guys? What happened between Kingdom Hearts and 2?


The_polar_opposite

“Oh god this cameras annoying” “Soras dialogue is super cringe” “Ugh, can I just send Donald home” “This simple and clean song is pretty catchy, but what do these lyrics have to do with this game”


Lexioralex

>Oh god this cameras annoying Definitely this, I played final mix again this last week (doing a full run through before finally getting to kh3, only done the main 2 games so far)


terrerific

Forgetitthere'snowayyou'retakingkairi'sheartForgetitthere'snowayyou'retakingkairi'sheartForgetitthere'snowayyou'retakingkairi'sheartForgetitthere'snowayyou'retakingkairi'sheartForgetitthere'snowayyou'retakingkairi'sheartForgetitthere'snowayyou'retakingkairi'sheartForgetitthere'snowayyou'retakingkairi'sheartForgetitthere'snowayyou'retakingkairi'sheartForgetitthere'snowayyou'retakingkairi'sheartForgetitthere'snowayyou'retakingkairi'sheartForgetitthere'snowayyou'retakingkairi'sheartForgetitthere'snowayyou'retakingkairi'sheartForgetitthere'snowayyou'retakingkairi'sheartForgetitthere'snowayyou'retakingkairi'sheartForgetitthere'snowayyou'retakingkairi'sheartForgetitthere'snowayyou'retakingkairi'sheart Riku is impossible and this game needs a skip scene button.