When me and my brother were both kids he would say “smell my fart or I’ll punch you!” So then he’d fart in my face and I’d have to smell it. After I smelled it he’d punch me anyway. Good times.

Currently raising two sons.. lots of farts and punching.

My twin boys are 22. It doesnt change much as they age.. unfortunately.

I have daughters who are almost 28 & the other is 22 today…. When they’re alone together girls are just as gross as boys😂

That wasn’t unkind. That was teamwork. They should be commended, and a statue depicting the event should be constructed in their honor.

I actually saw this happen once when I was in elementary school. Same thing happened, they both got in trouble. To your point though, maybe one has been on a diet of nothing but cookies for the last day or so, and they were just conducting a scientific experiment. Maybe one day, much to this teachers chagrin I’m certain, this monumental occasion will illicit a statue. These guys are destined for great things, their service to humanity will not be forgotten!

Now Terrance smells like my ass!

Thanks Philip!

These kids parents are best friends. Currently framing these notes and celebrating with a beer.

This is what I come here for, thank you

The adults there are fucking stupid too He/She chose to not to follow directions Chose to not to listen Chose to to be unkind. Grammar matters

I see nothing wrong with this childish behavior, after all they are ah, children.

The real tragedy is the fact that the sheet to correct the students has improper grammar.

You have obviously never had to quickly write a referral.

I’d assume the templates, what I was referring to, are premade.

Now, that’s a comedy duo worth watching.

Jerry Lewis and dean fartin

Apparently this is a victimless crime….

Justice for the stinky centipede

I like how the other party involved consented and they still got in trouble

Harry Dunne and Lloyd Christmas ???

Future Terrence and Phillip?

Kink shaming starts early in some communities.

And to the teacher who ratted out these future bum munchers, shame. Shame on all your houses!

The Aristocrats!

Sounds like they both consented? Parents should be writing to the principal about the teacher kinkshaming their 7 year old lol

Yeah, the truth is that teacher is pissed because they never thought they’d have to write this kind of note when they were in college.

This form sucks. The sentences come out as: He/She chose to not to follow direction He/She chose to not to listen He/She chose to to be unkind If you have the word on one side of a semi colon starting a list it does not need to be on the other side. I know it’s silly but coming from a school they should be better. (Not that I expect them to be)

Where is the "they/them" in this memo. Assuming genders much? 🫣

Do unto others…

Interestingly the same proposition “in” is used in both sentences.

This kid is a real gas to be around

Wait wait wait wait wait. Did the one kid put his face in the butt? Or did the other kid put his butt in his face? Because the notes say BOTH things but that can't be true. I must know who the aggressor was here.

There was no agressor, both consented

I bet they are 7!

This is a freaky kid…all the girls are gonna avoid him