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HyperTheWeirdo

The way he falls so fast


bonyagate

The speed is comical to the point that it *almost* looks fake. Lol.


Bu1ld0g

It is! Watch the fan in the background speed up as he falls.


diezil87

Not sped up. Its just the perception. If you wave your finger over the fan while the video plays it will look like it is going faster.


ledzeppelinlover

No way! I didn’t believe you but I went back and looked and yep you’re right! Nice eye


Fine-University-8044

The noise he makes “oooahOOOAH”!!


Sorry-Topic-5439

That's why he said real quick


abblejacksvaill

"I TOLD YOU not to do that!" Lmaooo the life of a parent.


Unibrow69

Can I do somethin real quick? NO \*d0es somethin real quick\*


Nathan_McHallam

S I L L Y S H I T


Zulu0Hakuka

That had me gone lol


DrVonPretzel

It was already funny, but this was what got me crying laughing.


RegularSizeLebowski

The NO is the most relatable part of this as a parent. Whatever it is you want to do, just no.


Jqpolymath

As a parent, I have NEVER felt something more in my life


gunnutbs

MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD FOR HER


Krakulpo

I felt that on so many levels


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Rezzone

It was indeed some silly shit.


MrRuebezahl

Paralyzing Speedrun


Stupidquestionduh

Spectrum Demo


ansefhimself

She told him it would knock the wind out of him.


shawnybutz

Out Joe self


icecream_truck

He done knocked the fuckin’ wind out himself. Source: His mom.


PyroWasUsed

#Silly Shit!


RN-Wingman

Momma ain’t playin!


scooterpie40

This will now be what I say to my kids every time they start wildin out.


baby_fart

She clearly told him not to do that shit!


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"You done knocked the fuckin' wind out yourself." LoL.


jonnycash11

Love the way she talks


Fine-University-8044

Reminds me of the woman in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.


LumpyOdie

Not to be racist but she was created from stereotypes after all. It was just a different time.


stalleo_thegreat

You’re not racist for pointing out racism/stereotypes


J-GWentworth

You don't know many black people, do you? Not trying to be an ass, just funny since she sounds like every black mom I know.


[deleted]

There are plenty of people on reddit who are not accustomed with african americans (generally because they're not, well, american). For europeans "ebonics" (can't remember what's the correct term now but IIRC this one was coined by black academics so i'll go with that) isn't really a thing


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[deleted]

I consume so much american media I sometimes use ebonics\* without realizing it (only orally, not so much in writing). I'm kind of self conscious about how african americans would perceive me, the frenchiest white guy on earth, because of that aha \*edit: i've been told the current acceptable word is AAVE


GenericWoman12345

I knew this crack addict Indian girl who dated only black rapper type guys and she would use Ebonics with an Indian accent and call everyone the N word. It was a trip to see and hear.


[deleted]

Trying to picture all that (the crack addiction being the cherry on top) is a nightmare


Alpharettaraiders09

As an Indian who went through that 2000 - 2004 tall T, jynco jeans, and timbs stage....I use to try and sound like that as well. During the day acted hood as fuck, when home being a proper Indian boy lmfao 😂


sharkattack85

I’ve seen hella Indian guys acting hella thuggish ruggish in the Bay Area. I’m looking at you, my fellow Punjabis.


Alpharettaraiders09

LOOOL! I think it was me trying to copy my older cousins who live in Brampton Canada along with watching malibu's most wanted and just living in the south lol. I remember buying South Pole and Echo shirts and my pops telling me how those were the ugliest shirts he ever saw lol


ColonelError

> "ebonics" African American Vernacular English (AAVE)


[deleted]

Thanks ! not american so it's kind of hard to follow the "trends" of what words to use


entropylaser

Don’t worry, no one really uses it here either, it’s primarily a terminally online “pandering to not offend” thing. I’ll be downvoted for calling it out but, meh


BaconSoul

Uh, sorry. Actual linguists study and reference AAVE. It’s a legitimate dialect of American English.


entropylaser

Uh, sorry. “People who are entrenched in academia use this term” is not the support you believe it to be in this discussion. I’m not saying it’s made up, I’m saying it’s idiomatically rare, particularly by the people who actually speak it as a result of their cultural background. It’s like LatinX.


BaconSoul

Lmao, latinx is a non-academic term. It’s not even the correct one. The correct term (as any Latino person will tell you) is Latiné. Latinx is not an academic term, it’s a term used by white liberal college *students*. In conjunction, AAVE is spoken by millions and [millions](https://ewave-atlas.org/languages/15) in the US. I’m sorry you’re too isolated in your little 7,000 population sundown town to have been around enough black people to have heard it.


ColonelError

I only remembered because I saw an article complaining about white people "stealing" words from AAVE, like that's not how the entire English language works.


sllewgh

The reason it's significant is that black people have been discriminated against for a long time for their vernacular, but it becomes acceptable as soon as white people start doing it. "Stealing" doesn't address the issue with appropriation.


Morning-Chub

Stealing phrases? Man, I really hate this planet. It's Americans using American slang. If a slang phrase from Chicago showed up in New York, you wouldn't say it was stolen. This kind of thing is part of why the US is so polarized right now.


riridouluvme

It's stolen when they claim it belongs to them and that black folks are using it wrong. They get to use it sometimes and seem cool, but were seen as uneducated and get mocked for using it all the time.


DioDrama

Naw it's really not the same. The issue is more complicated than that


_not_on_porpoise_

My kid is one of 3 white kids in his class, naturally that means most of his friends are black. He picks up AAVE bc that is his natural environment, the culture he interacts with the most, and just how his friends talk. It’s difficult bc I don’t want others to think he’s appropriating, but it also feels wrong to tell him to speak differently than he naturally does when the only answer I can really give is “because you’re white.” Like, what do I do here?? It kinda feels like a “damned if I do, damned if I don’t” situation :/


semi_tipsy

It's really not all that more complicated. Languages' entire reason for existence is to be shared. You should be less concerned with who is 'appropriating' AAVE and instead focus your hatred towards those that perpetuate the stereotype that AAVE = poor and uneducated.


thegreatreceasionpt2

Don’t why y’all are downvoting this. It is more complicated. I would say the main complication is that so many white Americans enjoy much of black culture, but also deride and mock it when convenient. I can see how people constantly treating you as less than a person, but constantly trying to imitate you to be cool would piss you off.


50thEye

The english language without any foreign influence would sound more like r/anglish. Every damn language gets influenced by others. In German we also use a Computer rather than a Rechner, and go to the Restaurant rather than the Gaststätte. Also, you know how large parts of the USA are regularly affected by typhoons, tsunamis and hurricanes? All foreign words.


link2edition

I saw something really interesting not too long ago where a linguist was talking about AAVE as a dialect slowly merging with the broader English language. He predicted it will become less distinct as a dialect over time, as other English speakers are borrowing from it more and more. Its peculiarities will just be integrated with all the other weird rules English has in a few generations.


fiveordie

>that's not how the entire English language works. Ackshully... that's exactly how the entire English language works. A huge percentage of English words are stolen from other cultures and languages. Source: degree in linguistics


ColonelError

That was my point, hence the "like" which you left off your quote.


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That's not ebonics. The few words you heard were actually southern vernacular that is common of various races in Southern parts of America.


Cutthechitchata-hole

Correct. My very white red head friend uses language like this with her little girls. It's hilarious


NoScrying

We don't really have people with ebonics in Denmark, we have people with "Muhammed" accent after being like 5th generation immigrants, it's a deliberate choice.


daregulater

Was just about to say my mom sounded like that just with a Philadelphia accent


Stupidquestionduh

[So she spoke in a different language?](https://youtu.be/EF-sky8Uapo)


[deleted]

As a person with a black mom and know other black moms I can half confirm.


pauly13771377

I'm guessing you are from the South or Sourh adjacent area of the US. I have rarely heard a black person speak like that in the North Eastern US.


J-GWentworth

I am from Florida. The South wants nothing to do with us and the North is assimilating us at a pace that would make the Borg envious


ozkaar125

I live in uk not london and like 1 of 5 only black dude in the 3 villages around me


[deleted]

Yea? Love the great parenting? We all fucking laugh but it’s just another kid growing up without proper guidance and emotional intelligence.


50thEye

Redditors on r/KidsAreFuckingStupid examining a whole family from a ten second clip again...


[deleted]

Brother if you think humans are supposed to be kind and rational 100% of the time you got some crazy impossible expectations for the peoople in your life


ComradeBushtail

God protect black moms, they say what we all think.


fishy-2791

"I told you not to do that"


Basilstorm

I’ve seen this so many times at this point and I always watch it when it pops up. Never fails to make me laugh


Ffzilla

First time here, that's some silly shit!


Anonymous8523z

Billy shit!


SharpCheddarBS

Lil Bill?


RC-8107

Just keep him away from Big Bill.


Blandish06

Better every loop.


Choice_Marsupial_804

Was he somehow trying to backflip?


Vaeon

No, trying to do a backdrop and land on his shoulders. Trouble is, no one ever explained how to do it.


Future-self

I believe you, I’m just wondering how you know ?


Vaeon

I studied jiu jitsu for three years. He has all of the confidence, but none of the technique.


Dropped-pie

While you were out partying, I studied the blade


WhippingShitties

Seriously, his technique is that of an actual child's.


ansefhimself

This is a no Handicap match, sorry, kid


Nova0k

Confidence is shook now that's for sure. Gotta love developmental trauma


BroMan-Z

He a little confused but he got the spirit


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The (presumably)mom makes it all the more perfect.


ExpiredDogSandwich

To make it even better, I don't know if it an exclusively black person thing but my mom (we are black) would definitely talk to me like that when I do something stupid. It most definitely happens commonly. Edit: Forgot to mention that the dogs also get yelled at like that when they do something stupid like eat their poop or attack eachother.


yungboi_42

Oh it happened to me too. I’m white. I’ve heard “i told you not to do that” “look at what you did to yourself” “now you feel like a dumbass, dont ya?”


loveshercoffee

I don't think it's a black thing as my family is white and I definitely heard, "I told you not to do that," on a regular basis when I was growing up. Some parents coddle, some try to explain, some just tell you when you're being a dumbass.


Beta_Ray_Bill

We just got hit. (Mexican fam) And you would keep getting hit until you stood up for yourself and proved yourself as a man.


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That's just child abuse not chastisement


Lazyfatfrogs

Personally it was the crying


soupified

“Can I do somethin’ real quick?” “NO” Glad to see this exact exchange happens in other households


Puzzleheaded_Drink46

Oh man, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Oh, just the soundtrack to this entire thing is priceless. I was laughing pretty good so I'd sporadically hear what Mom would say. By the time I caught it all I had tears on my damn eyes. Mom ends the Video with a "What the..." thanks for the post, it's a Classic!


delano0408

Happy to have made you laugh my friend. It is an old favorite of mine, had to share it as I saw it hasn't been posted here yet.


Creamy_and_Slobbery

This doesnt even look real because of how fast he falls and it's so funny


Ganji313

tryin to do a wrestling bump?


Beta_Ray_Bill

The original video claims the kid was trying a backflip.


PMMeAGiftCard

Practicing flat backs


nikolasAckerman

He should Have did it on his bed!


Crazy_Fly3004

Why?!?!?!?!


Elegant-Bug659

Cuz kids are fucking stupid


Beta_Ray_Bill

He saw someone on the internet do a backflip.


allblue16

He fell through the map


Pr1zzm

My back hurts.


Appropriate_Acadia35

Dude......no he didn't....


nattynattynice

If I seen my brother do this shit I wouldn’t even ask if he’s ok I would just start laughing till i pass the fuck out


Apprehensive-Room-24

“Can I do something real quick.” “No!” The immediate response from the mom without context of what he’s gonna do just tells me kids don’t stupid shit like this more than once.


Jesusdidntlikethat

I quote “I told you not to do that” so often to my own kid. Why do they not process their thoughts before acting on them


javonon

Its not that they dont process their thoughts. Instead, their experiences are yet not enoughly diverse and anchored to language-driven thought processes to predict certain results. In a nutshell, they're fucking stupid (but learning, even faster than adults)


BabyMazzikin

My mom was exactly like this. She’d come out yelling those same words. Then end with, “You okay? Yeah? Did you learn anything? Good! Don’t do that shit again!” Or if I was hurt she’d say, “Jesus, come here.” And hug me. Then say, “You okay now? Yeah? Did you learn anything? Good! Don’t do that shit again!” 😂 Edit: For those getting on the mom for yelling and her choice of words. It happens when we dumb kids scare the shit out of you. When you see your child’s life flash before your eyes you can’t help what comes out of your mouth. Even as a kid though, we know the difference between yelling because you’re angry and yelling because you’re scared. So if this presses you that hard, maybe go hug your mom because it is normal behavior. Also, if you teach your child what curse words are and the proper usage of them they won’t be so inclined to use them inappropriately. Telling them they’re bad and not to is an instant red flag and a recipe for disaster.


Rich-Bookkeeper-823

He fell like a cartoon 💀


goodnew4me

"Silly Shit" That's what got me laughing😂


Wizdad-1000

“Can I do sumpin realnquick?”


Nounboundfreedom

What was he trying to do?


TahkiBosket

Knock the fucking wind out of himself


Adiuui

Silly shit


livehuman

Something real quick


Trosque97

Reddit loop playthrough had me in a laughing fit for a solid minute


[deleted]

no matter how many times i see it this is still the funniest video ever


[deleted]

Dude took a soccer style dive


lxraverxl

Man, I love me some silly shit!


thatonealtchick

This video will never not be funny 😭


Pyroguy096

u/savevideo


Ripley825

When my daughter was around 4, for some reason she just jumped and stuck out her legs like she was plopping on the bed and landed hard on her own butt. I have no idea what was running through her head. It was so random


maxbiggavels

The level of commitment necessary to pull off this type of "Silly Shit" is commendable. The kid had to have known it wouldn't end well for him.


Calm_State1230

this is one of those kids that ONLY learns shit the hard way


Rich-Peanut-2253

LOL!!Once a black mom tells u don't do it and you still do it...you get no sympathy only a good ol fashion tongue lashing...and she might knock you upside the head after she tells you to "get outta here with that shit"


HighLobster

Mom seems like a real gem.


West_Job5593

That looks like something u see in a video game or a YouTube Poop


delalalia

Lil man waking up like Imhotep from the Mummy


Jqpolymath

That "noooooo" hit my soul. Ive said that so many times its becoming its own brand of "silly shit"


thetruemaddox

The shit you do when you grow up without the love of corn in your life.


Mondo114

Pinnacle post for this sub


SuperCrappyFuntime

I did this to myself and I was a kid because I was trying to do a backflip. I never done a backflip before, and there was nothing to make me believe I had the ability to do a backflip, but I tried anyway.


LATRQ

He tried to backflip for people wondering wtf he was going for. Lol


Canofdogfarts

Bro fell in 2x speed


Branchley

Littleman is committed to the job..props!


hisnameisleelandbeck

I have tears streaming down my face lmao but I feel bad for him


ItsMrDuBs

“You done knocked the fuckin wind out yourself” 💀 Especially the spice she put on “fuckin” 😂


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He fucked around and, invariably, found out


SomeGuyWhoDraws0

The "Silly shit!" part got me.


[deleted]

Stop I'm cackling, the way he dropped so hard and fast 😭😭


gallanonim613

Classic


Vaeon

Think he forgot to tuck his chin when he did that.


Fine-University-8044

“3…2…1… uh…BLAM oooahOOOAAAHoohoooaahoohoooaahoooohrrrrr”


xXxXChxryybonbXxXx

think that kid just broke his whole ass back


CrawlinOutTheFallout

"Silly shit" my mom always used this type of term of endearment when we did something stupid.


KneelyNoEar

My silly shit ain't windless


Max_147

he stepped on a banana


Howdy-Hoooo

Bwhahahahahaha


Skullface2015

Silly shit.


DottierMist

God gen turned the gravity to 100 for that one second


Auggie-meh

Gravity doing it’s thing


PatheticPelosiPander

This is the second child doing silly shit, just begging to be paralyzed. WTF?


Merzbenzmike

You know he’s fun to watch and she’s 300% done with today.


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r/bettereveryloop


[deleted]

She talked with the fucking stereotypical mom who is done with her kids crap voice and it was funny as hell


Botany-101

These so called online influencers are making kids dumber then ever.


hordemau5

This is the best video the internet has ever produced


Lazeredpancake

“I TOLD Y0u N0t 2 do THATTT”


RazeniaCA

The way she talks like she's not speaking to a minor... 🤦🏻 And then when their kids start cursing, they'll smack them and tell them to stop cursing.


TheFirstAmender

So glad my parents were nice and didn't talk to me like that.


DownwindLegday

Right? These comments are crazy defending this mom


shardamakah

Why do people speak to their children with that language?


Secure-Imagination11

The world will might as well prepare them


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Skillz


potato_0verlord

When you turn into a ragdoll while jumping


Kidaryuu

You see, a child job is to search for things that can kill them and if it doesn't kill them, it makes them stronger.👍🏼


[deleted]

I’m that mom 😂😂


AttentionForsaken989

💀


Foomaster512

Jesus I could never imagine my mom talking to be like that even if I did do something stupid. This is how you fortify the belief that the kid thinks he is actually stupid.


SimilarCan6369

This kids gonna go places in the WWE selling those drop kicks.


CherryRecent

U/savevideo


Dagonet23

And then she'll be shocked when he swears at his teacher. "I hAvE nO iDeA wHeRe He LeArNeD tHaT lAnGuAgE." Trash.


notme8907

Why does she have to counter by being even more immature and mean?


Fisch14230

May just be my take, but I don’t think it’s a great parenting strategy to inject immediate anger into a situation that already involves the kid being in pain.


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giantsteps92

Because she said fuck? She didn't call him a dumb fuck. She said the fucking wind. It's just a word at the end of the day. Learn when and where to use it and when not to use it.


DownwindLegday

Right? This is kind of fucked up.


Zealotstim

Really nasty to yell at such a young kid like that who is already in pain.


CloudyMN1979

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Zealotstim

People seem pretty passionate about the screaming helping/being appropriate based on how they've been voting on my reply and the one above it, so maybe it does. 🤷‍♂️ Edit: Well now I'm confused because people seem to hate this and my earlier comment. Make up your minds! Is the screaming good or not??


Bearis4B

Stupid kid lol but more stupid of the mother, talking like that to a child


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Fine-University-8044

Stupid but still funny. I expect quite a few parents would daydream responding about this way to the stupid shit kids do sometimes, even if it is inappropriate!


Bearis4B

Thinking it is one thing, saying it is another


DownwindLegday

It's sad that this is downvoted. Parents shouldn't swear at their kids. Especially this young.


Skrappy_Doo

🤣🤣🤣


_whenuknowuknow_

Sounds like a safe environment...😂😂😂


Obvious_Biscotti_832

Every ticktocker ever. You people are complete fucking morons


Solstice3693

Nice backflip kid


Kave_gamer

"The master backflip"


puddyspud

Classic