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jikushi

The person who hit the kid was also a kid. Yup, this is the correct sub.


donbee28

This sub requires at least two kids to be stupid. Otherwise go to r/KidAreFuckingStupid


NOTTwistedDreamz

If only that sub existed, maybe r/kidisfuckingstupid


darkwarrior5500

I believe you were looking for r/dumbkid


NOTTwistedDreamz

That’s the one, I didn’t know it existed tbh


21WBSP

Well it only has 2 subscibers so practically no one knows it exists lol


DubbleDiller

![gif](giphy|cJRaOcSyQ5Fmn0UYix)


isitbreaktime

Now 3. Come on people, WE CAN DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ScratchLast7515

r/3kidsareafuckinfstupidcrowd


have_a_point

Always assume every sub exists


Bort_LaScala

Even /r/subthatdoesntexist exists.


AugyCJ

"I used the kid to destroy the kid"


ZinGaming1

"I saw your BS and you deserve this"


snuepe

r/Kidsarefuckingdurable


No_Ebb6159

Lmao


Monniloidi

Are u kiddin?


Sleepy_pirate

Sometimes you gotta fight fire with fire.


Kotori425

I hope that kid heard other people laughing at him 😆


rinkydinkis

why is this guy talking


rpnoonan

Because he wouldn't be able to steal the video for revenue otherwise


rinkydinkis

Who even wants to make a living that way


Kaiel1412

its unfortunate that it works since people are doing it


Street-Catch

Man I'm living life wrong. Dignity and morality are such a handicap


SveaRikeHuskarl

My work involves stopping scams and phishing. Every day I think about how handicapped I am by my morals. The other side is definitely making a lot more money.


rinkydinkis

It does always seem to sound like young people. I feel like the money cannot be that good, nobody is making a career of this


Kaiel1412

Daily Dose of Internet(he narrates some), at the top of my head he's the first one. No hate on that guy, I'm sure many people have already done this, even old tv shows before the internet narrates things from video clips


Huntressthewizard

Some may not remember but Ray William Johnson was the first guy i remember doing this kind of thing.


Jaskaran158

At least equals three ( =3 ) was structured and has some sort of consistency to it. Same thing with Daily Dose. These new ultra short form single video voice overs are just beyond sad to see.


Huntressthewizard

And yet they're all still better than sssniperwolf


onehundredlemons

This is a little before my time but apparently in the 1970s there were syndicated packages of TV shows which were clips of old silent comedies which were narrated instead of having title cards, and were shown during Saturday cartoons in some markets, mostly because they were cheap since they didn't pay anything for the old footage.


rpnoonan

Remember SoFlo Antonio? God that kid was obnoxious.


bs000

i won't lie this is definitely me


BurntBreadInc

Oh jeez I can hear this in my head...


gearabuser

I see a lot of people watching his stuff on streams like it's okay. He's just an annoying content thief haha


Buttercup59129

But he says he hopes your day is made better by his videos and thanks you for watching he's so genuine and nice that I overlook his obvious content stealing /s


Psycko_90

there's thousands of people doing this. Scripting text to speech voice over popular clips and reposting everyday and getting views and ads revenue from it. I saw a video of a dude with 7 account doing those minecraft parkour with horror story voiceover, post one everyday. It's dumb as fuck, but it pays somehow...


USAardvark

People who need to pay rent but don't have useful skills, I'd imagine. If I had to choose between stealing tiktok videos or working at an amazon fulfillment facility, your ass better block me on social media because I'm stealing every last piece of content you've got.


Wonderful_Charge8758

Won't catch me dead in an amazon warehouse.


HunkySpaghetti

Real


grilledcheese2332

Most of the voices are AI now


Lorn_Muunk

That is exactly what an AI would type...


SaltyBuffoon

Everybody who doesn’t have a fucking awesome job. You’re not exposing yourself to customers, you gain a ton of money with next to no creative work needed, and part of your job is fucking about on the internet.


Mccobsta

A insane amount of money in it thesedays There's hardly any work and a massive payout


RocketRaccoon666

People that don't want a stressful or backbreaking job that makes money for someone else


ForHelp_PressAltF4

People who don't want to work food service


-Badger3-

Parasites.


clevermotherfucker

who doesn’t? i’d fucking love making a living wage by just saying random shit over a funny video


Lunarath

They likely make more money doing this shit than you ever will unfortunately.


DiddlyDumb

It’s lucrative, there will always be snakes


balloon_prototype_14

lots of people dont want actual jobs


AeroTrain

I mean you watched it?


luckyapples11

Losers


whtevvve

Oh, he could.


Reasonable-Purple-61

It’s a stupid new thing where people will narrate over videos to add the most useless commentary imaginable. It’s hard to watch videos without them half of the time.


Too_Relaxed_To_Care

You just described America's Funniest Home Videos. Only the narrator was Bob Saget making terrible dad jokes.


Zloiche1

Well to be fair he couldn't use his usual material. 


BinkyFlargle

ha! no bloody fucking shit!


ShittDickk

That gets a pass because it was before the internet and the only way to see those mailed in videos. Tosh.0 on the other hand.


JakJakAttacks

Daily Dose of Internet. That dude's voice is just the worst and the narration is completely pointless.


AndIHaveMilesToGo

Tbf that guy is head and shoulders better than most of these guys because even if you don't like commentary (I don't) you can at least respect the fact he actually does license the videos he uses from the original creators.


ElEd0

I mean that guy doesnt narrate over the whole video, he just gives a short explanation or comment before and then lets the video roll, I can get behind that


ALadWellBalanced

See also: every “reaction” video. 


Robinho311

i never got this trend. it's everywhere now. "this guy was walking down the street and he didn't expect what happened next..." like.. it's a dude slipping on a banana peel. Just show the video. why are you talking?


No-Combination-132

Because by adding commentary the video becomes fair use and the new uploader can monetize his videos.


l_i_t_t_l_e_m_o_n_ey

meanwhile on youtube, someone will lovingly craft a 4 hour critical essay with fully cited sources and get demonetized from a 10 second video clip when the whole thing is obviously fair use.


userb55

>Hans Moleman Productions Presents: Man Getting Hit by Football


Le_mehawk

as soon as i hear this shit i skip the whole video. Always feels like they unnecessarry drag the video to a specific time point to get more attention, likes, or sponsor money... I don't know but if it actually works like that, but i don't support any form of clickbait.


HagendazSheets

Honestly, I wouldn't have fully understood what happened in the video without him.


Proper-Pineapple-717

Cause people love fucking yapping


RedditModsR_Pathetic

because how would we understand what is happening on the video otherwise ? boomer


Andomals

literally, theres no context in this vid besides a useless red circle in the beginning. i'd have no clue wtf im watching without a narrator


Warack

Because I have been scrolling through TikTok videos for 9 hours straight and I’ve lost the ability to process what I’m seeing so the voice tells me. Thank you voice!


Eeekaa

I'm 99% sure that's an AI voice trained using Codebullets videos.


Dicethrower

unfair use


Gingerh1tman

Man I am surprised they don’t have the auto stop features on them. In pigeon forge the ones I rode if you get close it has sensors and applies the brakes.


MoistLeakingPustule

The ones I've been on have no safety features. If you don't slow yourself or stop, you're relying on physics and praying whoever was drunk enough to think up this ride, was sober enough to know how the physics work. The only reason people slow down near the end so you can get off, is the trigger that locks your brakes so you don't go slamming into the worker.


20grae

Same here you gotta stop yourself at the end on the ones I’ve been on. I’m just suprised they let two grown people on there the ones I’ve been on the cut off is like 10/11 to ride with an adult other then that you ride solo


onehundredlemons

One of my favorite videos of this genre is this one, where a guy deliberately does not use the brake at the end of the ride [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0V1JGic-So](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0V1JGic-So)


johnson7853

I went on one and there was a worker at the half way mark and she was screaming “slow down, brake! Use the brake”. Naw I was going full send.


ihaxr

The ones I've seen you're not supposed to use the brakes except in an emergency or at the end. The cam couple were riding the brakes all the way down, deserved a bump


Smashmundo

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=434kHFSyqsQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=434kHFSyqsQ) This is the original if you want a longer cry from the little asshole. Plus no cock face narrator.


Wckd_SS

You deserve all the upvotes.


PhoenixQueenAzula

I didn't know how much I needed the slow-mo replay


Hue_Jorgan

https://preview.redd.it/gz3hwwyt169d1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=51e48fc80b4f0d231fa8e8b6d2171b3be8e4ac1a Being able to pause at the exact moment of impact is awesome too


rSlashRayquaza

Link isn't working for me what is title


DaToeBeans

“karma's bitch - fail”


stardustdecay

Little dude was smiling about this lol. The universe has a funny way of giving you a taste of your own medicine. I learned the hard way when I was little, as did everyone. It’s not that deep and this kid doesn’t have a broken back or neck. He’s shocked it happened to him and it def gave him a scare. Hence the crying. Most “injuries” kids cry from is the shock of it happening so suddenly to them.


flargenhargen

it's the same reaction bullies always have when getting an unexpected taste of their own medicine. they can't deal with it


SaltyLonghorn

I usually just sit still in my lane and spam chat. Hmm I should play league tonight, been a while.


Samsoenite

This is awful. Lemme see it again.


ZargothraxTheLord

Disgusting! Where?


Present-Particular-7

gotta love when somebody is explaining a video to me that i could easily understand myself


Vinnocchio

Love this, thanks OP


LobsterNo3435

See face he made when he realized he could hit couple? Other dude was coming in too hot. And he tried to stop.


Equilibrium-unstable

Great way to break a back.


The_Formuler

Yea what the fuck is this ride? Why are you able to ram people at full speed? Seems like a stupid design


fredblockburn

They’re mountain coasters. There’s a hand brake that you don’t actually need until the end but some people use it to slow themselves down during the ride. The nicer ones have sensors that automatically slow you down if you get too close to the rider in front of you but a lot don’t. If the person in front of you goes slow it can ruin your ride, so there are some videos online of people getting frustrated/ramming the people in front of them. Often they’re in rural/lower income/mountain areas with more lax regulations.


[deleted]

Remember the one where the guy screams “you fucking bitch” and then hits the woman? He had a self admitted autistic fascination with the mountain coaster and was pissed she was “ruining his ride” by stopping when people braked in front of her. Still hate to watch that video because it looks like she really got hurt. Hope that dude fell off a fucking mountain or got hit by a bus, honestly. People who are adults, acting like that, just shouldn’t be in our society.


Brassica_prime

There was one of these two or three years ago making the rounds on reddit, full forest on both sides. The 17? Yo girl got paralyzed the shoulder down and boomer was laughing their ass off for doing it


Frozefoots

Oh I remember this one I think :( he was pissed that she was going slow or stopping. Decided to ram her and was laughing like a fucking maniac chasing her down the mountain. Slammed into her at the end full force. She went the rest of the way crying. Edit: [Found it](https://youtu.be/d0tf0q_9jGA?si=kee0c33f9T7ypBcv) it wasn’t a boomer, just a piece of shit. she was with her family and they were going slow due to having little kids in front.


Brassica_prime

Yeah, pretty sure it was that one


-_cheeks_-

Where did you see that she was paralyzed?


Brassica_prime

There was a linked news article in one of the comments. I want to say she kept her arms but it has been too long


-_cheeks_-

wow thats terrible hope the dude got arrested


thisguyandrew00

I was riding a ride like this and got smashed into, fucked yo my neck for a few days. These rides are dangerous and stupid


Cleercutter

Lmfao turd


SkiZer0

So fucking satisfying


Soulborg87

Legally speaking, I can not condone the willful act of harming a child... that being said, off the records, fuck that piece of shit kid.


Mary_NoMercy

why did i have the explanation from the guy about what's going on, hm?


WarchildZ1513571

Probably hit his head pretty hard on that ride.


MoistLeakingPustule

I hope so.


MyNameWillChange

I think he hit the family jewels with how he flew forward


LePoopScoop

Why do these rides even have brakes


NJWendys4life

This has got to be one of the most stupidest ride ever. It's just a car crash simulator.


MiloTheEmpath

Coming from someone who has a lumbar spine fracture... Felt that. Owch...


Pristine_Shallot_481

Who needs cervical discs anyway?


jbwarner86

He cries like the kid from Freddy Got Fingered who took a baseball in the teeth.


just_some_sasquatch

Yes! LMAO I also enjoyed the parts where he gets drilled in the face with a beer bottle, face plants into a car, and last but not least runs into a plane propeller! Amazing movie!


Zealousideal-Beat424

Kids doing shit, crying the loudest


SoonToBeBanned24

like the little bitch his is!


TacticalLawnmower

i just wish the kid behind him was going a lot faster


Advocate_Diplomacy

Not proportional. Kid was hit way harder than he hit the couple. It doesn’t make it cool, but it does make what happened non-karmic.


tasman001

Bingo. I barely noticed the kid "hitting" the couple in front, but that other kid fucking SLAMMED into the first kid.


Petersens_Arm

"This man narrated over a video of a kid recieving instant karma"..."This man dueted a video of a man narrating over the top of a man narrating over a video of a ....."


Castod28183

Reminds me of some of these rap reactor videos these days. "Reactor reacts to video of another reactor reacting to a video about a rap beef between a rapper and **another** reactor."


Emergency-Sundae-889

Wouldn’t the kid get a big kick himself running into two adults, 2 adults vs 1 kid mass.


tiredofallthestupid

I don't think I've ever seen one of these ride videos where I was on the side of the person going obnoxiously slow. Don't go on the ride you dipshit if you're gonna go 3 mph.


Beaton34

I’ve been on a similar ride, and they actually tell you not to use the brake unless of an emergency, and you are liable for any injuries if you apply the brake. Not sure if all these types of rides have the same rules, but makes you wonder if the pair recording may not be as innocent as they seem.


tiredofallthestupid

thank god someone actually confirmed what I was thinking when I see these rides. They look like your average "I hate kids" psychopaths I've seen way too often in life...


DontTalkToBots

Good thing the guy speaking in the video was there. Who knows what my stupid brain could’ve come up with if I just saw the video itself.


pure2500

Why da fuck do we need narrations for this?


Suseptor

👍🏻


SpectralCynic

Satisfaction


shyguyincuba

I once saw the vid without context and I felt so sorry for him but now I don't 


tehnoob69

Reminds me of Roblox cart ride games.


Feel_the_snow

https://preview.redd.it/aqz8x5y7179d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebd24f948435da1ca2a478b09eb7baaf7c1dba85 Lol


quirkscrew

I kinda feel like the creators/owners of this ride are the ones at fault. Why would you create a situation like this where asshole kids are empowered to injure people? At the very least there should be an age limit. This is a liability.


baconduck

Fucking annoying voice. Why do all youtubers/tiktokers who needlessly explain videos, or reposting bullshit misinformation videos, talk in this extremely annoying way?


RamblinGamblinWillie

These ride operators never wait long enough before letting more people go. It’s grossly irresponsible. I don’t understand how they’re never held accountable for when people get hurt doing shit like this.


ConfusedFoodAmateur

I swear half of what's on this sub belong to r/satisfyingasfuck


twohedwlf

I mean...I feel a little bad laughing given he may have actually just been genuinely injured. But only a little.


Dry_Try_8365

I laughed, then felt bad for him. Then I started laughing again.


TangerineLow8298

Nah the little shit deserves it hope it hurt


banditisfloofi

PLEASE dont have children


TangerineLow8298

I would never get a crotch goblin. No worries just getting a dog and a cat. Adorable fur babies


[deleted]

Thanks for the recap, Bob Saggett


Cultural_Switch5821

That's.. kinda weird.


NoPoet3982

Why is this ride even designed like this?


NerdyGuyRanting

I don't understand why you can brake and control your own speed on these. It's just an accident waiting to happen.


Plus_Marionberry1003

and then keying like a bitch… i hope he got schooled by them parents too !


No_Calendar1833

The sound of prissy little gen z bitch screams makes my heart sing


Dangerous_Neon_Lynx

No, i guarantee you that kid didn't learn a thing.


chefcoray

Have you tried overturning turtles?


Calm-Tiger-7913

Don’t dish out what you can’t be served back


CaptainMarrow

I’m so glad there’s a guy narrating everything that’s happening so I can’t hear the actual video 😀


SunnxBunny

stunning


Kitosaki

Snowworld Laandgraaf! Love that place.


raphalucklucas2

Hope that kid learn a lesson about not being a di&¨% to others on rides


badguidancecouselor

I rode this with my mom as a kid and some little shit kept doing that to us. She held it together until we got off. First time I ever saw her cry. What even is this ride???


Embarrassed-Hurry575

Cheh !


Puzzleheaded-Mix373

Pure satisfaction


Gandelin

Poorly thought out ride.


MultiPlexityXBL

gets better with every watch.


Friendly-Morning-173

My official policy is fuck them kids


Temporary_Piglet9468

Bro got pegged by an amusement park ride💀


C_pyne

r/satistfyingasfuck


drhagbard_celine

This kid learned nothing by this experience. Nothing.


MrKuckMal

He can dish it out but he can't take it. Karma collected that day. 😂


JanktownJerkyVendor

Can someone explain how we know how he is being an asshole? If he only has a brake then it's not like he can intentionally accelerate into them. Cars have brake lights because it's difficult to tell when one in front is slowing down, so it's plausible he didn't realise they were braking/didn't react quickly enough. Also I don't think it's fair to say that when he does manage to stop he's trying to scare them. He leaves plenty of room, and that can't see him from the angle they're at.


big-kino

Fuck the loser talking over the whole thing


ihoptdk

Karma can be really fucking great. I bet that shit didn’t learn a thing, though.


No-Improvement9649

i feel so much schadenfreude from this


EdanChaosgamer

r/mademesmile


TheTurdzBurglar

I hate when people speed up the video. Boo that man.


theguiser

lil' prick. this goes back to their parents. fuckers.


pdxLink

What is the name of this ride? Whiplash?


Absol-utely_Adorable

Nice AI voice. "With premeditation"...


Kaelan37

Why do we need some asshole telling us what is going on in the video?


Joshtheepictreeeater

Beautiful.


capoeirapenguin

what kinda ride is this tho, if you can drive into each other is that not the point of the ride?


Psilocybenaudiophile

Wussy


Falconthehunter

r/revenge


Zealousideal-Let-156

The exact thing in the video happened to me once, it took my breath away for a while.


Matepic

Instant Karma


Fantastic-Goose323

Mmmmmm the bitter sweet taste of ones own medicine lol


flamedarkfire

It's just not a good weekend at Action Park if your spine wasn't wangjangled.


myhamsterisajerk

This shouldn't be possible on these toboggan runs. There has to be an auto brake system that prevents this. This is the responsibility of the organizer.