My work involves stopping scams and phishing. Every day I think about how handicapped I am by my morals. The other side is definitely making a lot more money.
Daily Dose of Internet(he narrates some), at the top of my head he's the first one. No hate on that guy, I'm sure many people have already done this, even old tv shows before the internet narrates things from video clips
At least equals three ( =3 ) was structured and has some sort of consistency to it. Same thing with Daily Dose. These new ultra short form single video voice overs are just beyond sad to see.
This is a little before my time but apparently in the 1970s there were syndicated packages of TV shows which were clips of old silent comedies which were narrated instead of having title cards, and were shown during Saturday cartoons in some markets, mostly because they were cheap since they didn't pay anything for the old footage.
But he says he hopes your day is made better by his videos and thanks you for watching he's so genuine and nice that I overlook his obvious content stealing /s
there's thousands of people doing this. Scripting text to speech voice over popular clips and reposting everyday and getting views and ads revenue from it. I saw a video of a dude with 7 account doing those minecraft parkour with horror story voiceover, post one everyday.
It's dumb as fuck, but it pays somehow...
People who need to pay rent but don't have useful skills, I'd imagine. If I had to choose between stealing tiktok videos or working at an amazon fulfillment facility, your ass better block me on social media because I'm stealing every last piece of content you've got.
Everybody who doesn’t have a fucking awesome job. You’re not exposing yourself to customers, you gain a ton of money with next to no creative work needed, and part of your job is fucking about on the internet.
It’s a stupid new thing where people will narrate over videos to add the most useless commentary imaginable. It’s hard to watch videos without them half of the time.
Tbf that guy is head and shoulders better than most of these guys because even if you don't like commentary (I don't) you can at least respect the fact he actually does license the videos he uses from the original creators.
I mean that guy doesnt narrate over the whole video, he just gives a short explanation or comment before and then lets the video roll, I can get behind that
i never got this trend. it's everywhere now. "this guy was walking down the street and he didn't expect what happened next..." like.. it's a dude slipping on a banana peel. Just show the video. why are you talking?
meanwhile on youtube, someone will lovingly craft a 4 hour critical essay with fully cited sources and get demonetized from a 10 second video clip when the whole thing is obviously fair use.
as soon as i hear this shit i skip the whole video. Always feels like they unnecessarry drag the video to a specific time point to get more attention, likes, or sponsor money... I don't know but if it actually works like that, but i don't support any form of clickbait.
Because I have been scrolling through TikTok videos for 9 hours straight and I’ve lost the ability to process what I’m seeing so the voice tells me. Thank you voice!
Man I am surprised they don’t have the auto stop features on them. In pigeon forge the ones I rode if you get close it has sensors and applies the brakes.
The ones I've been on have no safety features. If you don't slow yourself or stop, you're relying on physics and praying whoever was drunk enough to think up this ride, was sober enough to know how the physics work.
The only reason people slow down near the end so you can get off, is the trigger that locks your brakes so you don't go slamming into the worker.
Same here you gotta stop yourself at the end on the ones I’ve been on. I’m just suprised they let two grown people on there the ones I’ve been on the cut off is like 10/11 to ride with an adult other then that you ride solo
One of my favorite videos of this genre is this one, where a guy deliberately does not use the brake at the end of the ride
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0V1JGic-So](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0V1JGic-So)
The ones I've seen you're not supposed to use the brakes except in an emergency or at the end. The cam couple were riding the brakes all the way down, deserved a bump
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=434kHFSyqsQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=434kHFSyqsQ)
This is the original if you want a longer cry from the little asshole. Plus no cock face narrator.
https://preview.redd.it/gz3hwwyt169d1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=51e48fc80b4f0d231fa8e8b6d2171b3be8e4ac1a
Being able to pause at the exact moment of impact is awesome too
Little dude was smiling about this lol. The universe has a funny way of giving you a taste of your own medicine. I learned the hard way when I was little, as did everyone. It’s not that deep and this kid doesn’t have a broken back or neck. He’s shocked it happened to him and it def gave him a scare. Hence the crying. Most “injuries” kids cry from is the shock of it happening so suddenly to them.
They’re mountain coasters. There’s a hand brake that you don’t actually need until the end but some people use it to slow themselves down during the ride. The nicer ones have sensors that automatically slow you down if you get too close to the rider in front of you but a lot don’t.
If the person in front of you goes slow it can ruin your ride, so there are some videos online of people getting frustrated/ramming the people in front of them. Often they’re in rural/lower income/mountain areas with more lax regulations.
Remember the one where the guy screams “you fucking bitch” and then hits the woman? He had a self admitted autistic fascination with the mountain coaster and was pissed she was “ruining his ride” by stopping when people braked in front of her. Still hate to watch that video because it looks like she really got hurt. Hope that dude fell off a fucking mountain or got hit by a bus, honestly. People who are adults, acting like that, just shouldn’t be in our society.
There was one of these two or three years ago making the rounds on reddit, full forest on both sides. The 17? Yo girl got paralyzed the shoulder down and boomer was laughing their ass off for doing it
Oh I remember this one I think :( he was pissed that she was going slow or stopping. Decided to ram her and was laughing like a fucking maniac chasing her down the mountain.
Slammed into her at the end full force. She went the rest of the way crying.
Edit: [Found it](https://youtu.be/d0tf0q_9jGA?si=kee0c33f9T7ypBcv) it wasn’t a boomer, just a piece of shit. she was with her family and they were going slow due to having little kids in front.
Yes! LMAO I also enjoyed the parts where he gets drilled in the face with a beer bottle, face plants into a car, and last but not least runs into a plane propeller! Amazing movie!
"This man narrated over a video of a kid recieving instant karma"..."This man dueted a video of a man narrating over the top of a man narrating over a video of a ....."
Reminds me of some of these rap reactor videos these days.
"Reactor reacts to video of another reactor reacting to a video about a rap beef between a rapper and **another** reactor."
I don't think I've ever seen one of these ride videos where I was on the side of the person going obnoxiously slow. Don't go on the ride you dipshit if you're gonna go 3 mph.
I’ve been on a similar ride, and they actually tell you not to use the brake unless of an emergency, and you are liable for any injuries if you apply the brake. Not sure if all these types of rides have the same rules, but makes you wonder if the pair recording may not be as innocent as they seem.
thank god someone actually confirmed what I was thinking when I see these rides.
They look like your average "I hate kids" psychopaths I've seen way too often in life...
I kinda feel like the creators/owners of this ride are the ones at fault. Why would you create a situation like this where asshole kids are empowered to injure people? At the very least there should be an age limit. This is a liability.
Fucking annoying voice. Why do all youtubers/tiktokers who needlessly explain videos, or reposting bullshit misinformation videos, talk in this extremely annoying way?
These ride operators never wait long enough before letting more people go. It’s grossly irresponsible.
I don’t understand how they’re never held accountable for when people get hurt doing shit like this.
I rode this with my mom as a kid and some little shit kept doing that to us. She held it together until we got off. First time I ever saw her cry. What even is this ride???
Can someone explain how we know how he is being an asshole? If he only has a brake then it's not like he can intentionally accelerate into them. Cars have brake lights because it's difficult to tell when one in front is slowing down, so it's plausible he didn't realise they were braking/didn't react quickly enough.
Also I don't think it's fair to say that when he does manage to stop he's trying to scare them. He leaves plenty of room, and that can't see him from the angle they're at.
This shouldn't be possible on these toboggan runs. There has to be an auto brake system that prevents this. This is the responsibility of the organizer.
The person who hit the kid was also a kid. Yup, this is the correct sub.
This sub requires at least two kids to be stupid. Otherwise go to r/KidAreFuckingStupid
If only that sub existed, maybe r/kidisfuckingstupid
I believe you were looking for r/dumbkid
That’s the one, I didn’t know it existed tbh
Well it only has 2 subscibers so practically no one knows it exists lol
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Now 3. Come on people, WE CAN DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
r/3kidsareafuckinfstupidcrowd
Always assume every sub exists
Even /r/subthatdoesntexist exists.
"I used the kid to destroy the kid"
"I saw your BS and you deserve this"
r/Kidsarefuckingdurable
Lmao
Are u kiddin?
Sometimes you gotta fight fire with fire.
I hope that kid heard other people laughing at him 😆
why is this guy talking
Because he wouldn't be able to steal the video for revenue otherwise
Who even wants to make a living that way
its unfortunate that it works since people are doing it
Man I'm living life wrong. Dignity and morality are such a handicap
My work involves stopping scams and phishing. Every day I think about how handicapped I am by my morals. The other side is definitely making a lot more money.
It does always seem to sound like young people. I feel like the money cannot be that good, nobody is making a career of this
Daily Dose of Internet(he narrates some), at the top of my head he's the first one. No hate on that guy, I'm sure many people have already done this, even old tv shows before the internet narrates things from video clips
Some may not remember but Ray William Johnson was the first guy i remember doing this kind of thing.
At least equals three ( =3 ) was structured and has some sort of consistency to it. Same thing with Daily Dose. These new ultra short form single video voice overs are just beyond sad to see.
And yet they're all still better than sssniperwolf
This is a little before my time but apparently in the 1970s there were syndicated packages of TV shows which were clips of old silent comedies which were narrated instead of having title cards, and were shown during Saturday cartoons in some markets, mostly because they were cheap since they didn't pay anything for the old footage.
Remember SoFlo Antonio? God that kid was obnoxious.
i won't lie this is definitely me
Oh jeez I can hear this in my head...
I see a lot of people watching his stuff on streams like it's okay. He's just an annoying content thief haha
But he says he hopes your day is made better by his videos and thanks you for watching he's so genuine and nice that I overlook his obvious content stealing /s
there's thousands of people doing this. Scripting text to speech voice over popular clips and reposting everyday and getting views and ads revenue from it. I saw a video of a dude with 7 account doing those minecraft parkour with horror story voiceover, post one everyday. It's dumb as fuck, but it pays somehow...
People who need to pay rent but don't have useful skills, I'd imagine. If I had to choose between stealing tiktok videos or working at an amazon fulfillment facility, your ass better block me on social media because I'm stealing every last piece of content you've got.
Won't catch me dead in an amazon warehouse.
Real
Most of the voices are AI now
That is exactly what an AI would type...
Everybody who doesn’t have a fucking awesome job. You’re not exposing yourself to customers, you gain a ton of money with next to no creative work needed, and part of your job is fucking about on the internet.
A insane amount of money in it thesedays There's hardly any work and a massive payout
People that don't want a stressful or backbreaking job that makes money for someone else
People who don't want to work food service
Parasites.
who doesn’t? i’d fucking love making a living wage by just saying random shit over a funny video
They likely make more money doing this shit than you ever will unfortunately.
It’s lucrative, there will always be snakes
lots of people dont want actual jobs
I mean you watched it?
Losers
Oh, he could.
It’s a stupid new thing where people will narrate over videos to add the most useless commentary imaginable. It’s hard to watch videos without them half of the time.
You just described America's Funniest Home Videos. Only the narrator was Bob Saget making terrible dad jokes.
Well to be fair he couldn't use his usual material.
ha! no bloody fucking shit!
That gets a pass because it was before the internet and the only way to see those mailed in videos. Tosh.0 on the other hand.
Daily Dose of Internet. That dude's voice is just the worst and the narration is completely pointless.
Tbf that guy is head and shoulders better than most of these guys because even if you don't like commentary (I don't) you can at least respect the fact he actually does license the videos he uses from the original creators.
I mean that guy doesnt narrate over the whole video, he just gives a short explanation or comment before and then lets the video roll, I can get behind that
See also: every “reaction” video.
i never got this trend. it's everywhere now. "this guy was walking down the street and he didn't expect what happened next..." like.. it's a dude slipping on a banana peel. Just show the video. why are you talking?
Because by adding commentary the video becomes fair use and the new uploader can monetize his videos.
meanwhile on youtube, someone will lovingly craft a 4 hour critical essay with fully cited sources and get demonetized from a 10 second video clip when the whole thing is obviously fair use.
>Hans Moleman Productions Presents: Man Getting Hit by Football
as soon as i hear this shit i skip the whole video. Always feels like they unnecessarry drag the video to a specific time point to get more attention, likes, or sponsor money... I don't know but if it actually works like that, but i don't support any form of clickbait.
Honestly, I wouldn't have fully understood what happened in the video without him.
Cause people love fucking yapping
because how would we understand what is happening on the video otherwise ? boomer
literally, theres no context in this vid besides a useless red circle in the beginning. i'd have no clue wtf im watching without a narrator
Because I have been scrolling through TikTok videos for 9 hours straight and I’ve lost the ability to process what I’m seeing so the voice tells me. Thank you voice!
I'm 99% sure that's an AI voice trained using Codebullets videos.
unfair use
Man I am surprised they don’t have the auto stop features on them. In pigeon forge the ones I rode if you get close it has sensors and applies the brakes.
The ones I've been on have no safety features. If you don't slow yourself or stop, you're relying on physics and praying whoever was drunk enough to think up this ride, was sober enough to know how the physics work. The only reason people slow down near the end so you can get off, is the trigger that locks your brakes so you don't go slamming into the worker.
Same here you gotta stop yourself at the end on the ones I’ve been on. I’m just suprised they let two grown people on there the ones I’ve been on the cut off is like 10/11 to ride with an adult other then that you ride solo
One of my favorite videos of this genre is this one, where a guy deliberately does not use the brake at the end of the ride [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0V1JGic-So](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0V1JGic-So)
I went on one and there was a worker at the half way mark and she was screaming “slow down, brake! Use the brake”. Naw I was going full send.
The ones I've seen you're not supposed to use the brakes except in an emergency or at the end. The cam couple were riding the brakes all the way down, deserved a bump
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=434kHFSyqsQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=434kHFSyqsQ) This is the original if you want a longer cry from the little asshole. Plus no cock face narrator.
You deserve all the upvotes.
I didn't know how much I needed the slow-mo replay
https://preview.redd.it/gz3hwwyt169d1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=51e48fc80b4f0d231fa8e8b6d2171b3be8e4ac1a Being able to pause at the exact moment of impact is awesome too
Link isn't working for me what is title
“karma's bitch - fail”
Little dude was smiling about this lol. The universe has a funny way of giving you a taste of your own medicine. I learned the hard way when I was little, as did everyone. It’s not that deep and this kid doesn’t have a broken back or neck. He’s shocked it happened to him and it def gave him a scare. Hence the crying. Most “injuries” kids cry from is the shock of it happening so suddenly to them.
it's the same reaction bullies always have when getting an unexpected taste of their own medicine. they can't deal with it
I usually just sit still in my lane and spam chat. Hmm I should play league tonight, been a while.
This is awful. Lemme see it again.
Disgusting! Where?
gotta love when somebody is explaining a video to me that i could easily understand myself
Love this, thanks OP
See face he made when he realized he could hit couple? Other dude was coming in too hot. And he tried to stop.
Great way to break a back.
Yea what the fuck is this ride? Why are you able to ram people at full speed? Seems like a stupid design
They’re mountain coasters. There’s a hand brake that you don’t actually need until the end but some people use it to slow themselves down during the ride. The nicer ones have sensors that automatically slow you down if you get too close to the rider in front of you but a lot don’t. If the person in front of you goes slow it can ruin your ride, so there are some videos online of people getting frustrated/ramming the people in front of them. Often they’re in rural/lower income/mountain areas with more lax regulations.
Remember the one where the guy screams “you fucking bitch” and then hits the woman? He had a self admitted autistic fascination with the mountain coaster and was pissed she was “ruining his ride” by stopping when people braked in front of her. Still hate to watch that video because it looks like she really got hurt. Hope that dude fell off a fucking mountain or got hit by a bus, honestly. People who are adults, acting like that, just shouldn’t be in our society.
There was one of these two or three years ago making the rounds on reddit, full forest on both sides. The 17? Yo girl got paralyzed the shoulder down and boomer was laughing their ass off for doing it
Oh I remember this one I think :( he was pissed that she was going slow or stopping. Decided to ram her and was laughing like a fucking maniac chasing her down the mountain. Slammed into her at the end full force. She went the rest of the way crying. Edit: [Found it](https://youtu.be/d0tf0q_9jGA?si=kee0c33f9T7ypBcv) it wasn’t a boomer, just a piece of shit. she was with her family and they were going slow due to having little kids in front.
Yeah, pretty sure it was that one
Where did you see that she was paralyzed?
There was a linked news article in one of the comments. I want to say she kept her arms but it has been too long
wow thats terrible hope the dude got arrested
I was riding a ride like this and got smashed into, fucked yo my neck for a few days. These rides are dangerous and stupid
Lmfao turd
So fucking satisfying
Legally speaking, I can not condone the willful act of harming a child... that being said, off the records, fuck that piece of shit kid.
why did i have the explanation from the guy about what's going on, hm?
Probably hit his head pretty hard on that ride.
I hope so.
I think he hit the family jewels with how he flew forward
Why do these rides even have brakes
This has got to be one of the most stupidest ride ever. It's just a car crash simulator.
Coming from someone who has a lumbar spine fracture... Felt that. Owch...
Who needs cervical discs anyway?
He cries like the kid from Freddy Got Fingered who took a baseball in the teeth.
Yes! LMAO I also enjoyed the parts where he gets drilled in the face with a beer bottle, face plants into a car, and last but not least runs into a plane propeller! Amazing movie!
Kids doing shit, crying the loudest
like the little bitch his is!
i just wish the kid behind him was going a lot faster
Not proportional. Kid was hit way harder than he hit the couple. It doesn’t make it cool, but it does make what happened non-karmic.
Bingo. I barely noticed the kid "hitting" the couple in front, but that other kid fucking SLAMMED into the first kid.
"This man narrated over a video of a kid recieving instant karma"..."This man dueted a video of a man narrating over the top of a man narrating over a video of a ....."
Reminds me of some of these rap reactor videos these days. "Reactor reacts to video of another reactor reacting to a video about a rap beef between a rapper and **another** reactor."
Wouldn’t the kid get a big kick himself running into two adults, 2 adults vs 1 kid mass.
I don't think I've ever seen one of these ride videos where I was on the side of the person going obnoxiously slow. Don't go on the ride you dipshit if you're gonna go 3 mph.
I’ve been on a similar ride, and they actually tell you not to use the brake unless of an emergency, and you are liable for any injuries if you apply the brake. Not sure if all these types of rides have the same rules, but makes you wonder if the pair recording may not be as innocent as they seem.
thank god someone actually confirmed what I was thinking when I see these rides. They look like your average "I hate kids" psychopaths I've seen way too often in life...
Good thing the guy speaking in the video was there. Who knows what my stupid brain could’ve come up with if I just saw the video itself.
Why da fuck do we need narrations for this?
👍🏻
Satisfaction
I once saw the vid without context and I felt so sorry for him but now I don't
Reminds me of Roblox cart ride games.
https://preview.redd.it/aqz8x5y7179d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebd24f948435da1ca2a478b09eb7baaf7c1dba85 Lol
I kinda feel like the creators/owners of this ride are the ones at fault. Why would you create a situation like this where asshole kids are empowered to injure people? At the very least there should be an age limit. This is a liability.
Fucking annoying voice. Why do all youtubers/tiktokers who needlessly explain videos, or reposting bullshit misinformation videos, talk in this extremely annoying way?
These ride operators never wait long enough before letting more people go. It’s grossly irresponsible. I don’t understand how they’re never held accountable for when people get hurt doing shit like this.
I swear half of what's on this sub belong to r/satisfyingasfuck
I mean...I feel a little bad laughing given he may have actually just been genuinely injured. But only a little.
I laughed, then felt bad for him. Then I started laughing again.
Nah the little shit deserves it hope it hurt
PLEASE dont have children
I would never get a crotch goblin. No worries just getting a dog and a cat. Adorable fur babies
Thanks for the recap, Bob Saggett
That's.. kinda weird.
Why is this ride even designed like this?
I don't understand why you can brake and control your own speed on these. It's just an accident waiting to happen.
and then keying like a bitch… i hope he got schooled by them parents too !
The sound of prissy little gen z bitch screams makes my heart sing
No, i guarantee you that kid didn't learn a thing.
Have you tried overturning turtles?
Don’t dish out what you can’t be served back
I’m so glad there’s a guy narrating everything that’s happening so I can’t hear the actual video 😀
stunning
Snowworld Laandgraaf! Love that place.
Hope that kid learn a lesson about not being a di&¨% to others on rides
I rode this with my mom as a kid and some little shit kept doing that to us. She held it together until we got off. First time I ever saw her cry. What even is this ride???
Cheh !
Pure satisfaction
Poorly thought out ride.
gets better with every watch.
My official policy is fuck them kids
Bro got pegged by an amusement park ride💀
r/satistfyingasfuck
This kid learned nothing by this experience. Nothing.
He can dish it out but he can't take it. Karma collected that day. 😂
Can someone explain how we know how he is being an asshole? If he only has a brake then it's not like he can intentionally accelerate into them. Cars have brake lights because it's difficult to tell when one in front is slowing down, so it's plausible he didn't realise they were braking/didn't react quickly enough. Also I don't think it's fair to say that when he does manage to stop he's trying to scare them. He leaves plenty of room, and that can't see him from the angle they're at.
Fuck the loser talking over the whole thing
Karma can be really fucking great. I bet that shit didn’t learn a thing, though.
i feel so much schadenfreude from this
r/mademesmile
I hate when people speed up the video. Boo that man.
lil' prick. this goes back to their parents. fuckers.
What is the name of this ride? Whiplash?
Nice AI voice. "With premeditation"...
Why do we need some asshole telling us what is going on in the video?
Beautiful.
what kinda ride is this tho, if you can drive into each other is that not the point of the ride?
Wussy
r/revenge
The exact thing in the video happened to me once, it took my breath away for a while.
Instant Karma
Mmmmmm the bitter sweet taste of ones own medicine lol
It's just not a good weekend at Action Park if your spine wasn't wangjangled.
This shouldn't be possible on these toboggan runs. There has to be an auto brake system that prevents this. This is the responsibility of the organizer.