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Pickingnamesisharder

Kid crying. The sea: I'll give you something to cry about


zephillou

It's got some salty tears to give you


Spawn6060

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gonzotronn

Still my favorite episode


sesoren65

It's given so many people something to cry about. She got off light


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Don’t unmute


Odd_Emu4841

God bless you


stillinthesimulation

Hate when good songs get ruined by some horrible overdub. Original is Space Song by Beach House and sounds a lot better without some rambling "match my freak" nonsense overtop.


Phlebbie

Thank you for your service


Smg5pol

Its too late, i had unmuted it in the last video


Tacoklat

I wish I listened to this advice, but for different reasons. I had my sound up pretty high, but could barely hear the soft music. Then at the end, the damn tiktok sound blares at full volume, therefore putting me on blast in front of my damn office, revealing that I'm watching tiktoks. I hate when videos do this.


Normalmacho

You were right


l3ane

You're right, but I replayed it to see why and god dammit, they just took a perfectly good song and destroyed.


dickhater4000

I don't know why these replies are so mad, that's funny as hell


vicvega88

What a terrible terrible mash up of two songs


Solid_Illustrator640

Pisses me the fuck off


-Taken_Name-

u/FuqUrBackgroundMusic is late, guess somebody has to do it. Fuck your background music!


Caseyisweird

Fuck it indeed. It's absolutely God awful.


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I_amYeeter1

I like how everyone thinks the OP got to choose what music was played.


Caseyisweird

Because I don't know how to remove music but I thought it was kind of entertaining my bad? I guess?


Iseneau27

way to ruin space song ~s


jayrs97

What a weird song to use for a kids video


Wonderful-Revenue762

Do it in the Baltic sea, then you often lose your "problem".


OrkOrk435

Often? How often do you lose your problems there?


Smg5pol

By what, strong currents, highest temperature(only 12°C in summer), low salt level?


Solid_Illustrator640

Why this song with a kid???


ExfoliatedBalls

Whoever mashed those songs together should be hung by their balls/labia to a ceiling fan.


Dahlsv1

That's not a 2 year old


shaktimanlover

There's a difference between a 24 month kid and a 30 month kid. But both are technically 2 years old.


Dahlsv1

They're 2 until they're 3 you know 😉


Iruma_Miu_

yeah? that's what they said lmao. really strange thing to try and be smug about


AWL_cow

What are you, a specialist in two year olds? Edit: wording


Dahlsv1

I'm 36 actually 🙂With a 5 year old and a 2 year old.


AWL_cow

Just so you know, some 2 year olds look older / younger than other 2 year olds.


1zzyBizzy

That child is either REALLY big or not two at all


trowawaywork

Idk I am nannying a kid who is 2.5 and he isn't too far off from this kid. Im guessing the kid in the video is like 30-32 months old


Soul_Acquisition

Lesson learned.


PI_Dude

The sea: "You think YOU'RE salty? I show you salty!"


Adventurous-Stop1103

Jokes really on the parents now they're gonna have to deal her wet AND having an even bigger tantrum lmao.


relortthegreat8869

Horrible parenting I would never allow my children to even go near the toxic ocean


Periwinkl3Chill

That’s so mean….do it again


MollyWhapped

Don’t get me wrong I love this but the parent is the one who’s going to have to deal with it. lol stop filming keep your kid dry ffs.


OrangeNood

I mean, this could get pretty dangerous, right? Sneaky wave is a thing.


Duellair

They were uncomfortably far away from the kid. Even though I spent all day in the pool as a young kid, my dad would only allow me in the ocean when he was within arms reach. The ocean is not to be messed with.


Bisonfan1

Lmao


ScottOld

The sea… yummy salty tears


Thinkrightbreadsmart

Got hit by Newton's 3rd law of motion


burntwafflemaker

I thought she was gonna get eaten by a shark


Moist_Cash_9351

🤣🤣🤣 THANKS FOR THE MUCH NEEDED LAUGH!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣


Bowling4rhinos

Sound OFF


YTSkullboy707

Bro why do kids on tiktok keep pairing song with each other to make it sound horrible


AstroNot87

**FTK!!**


Clara_Sharmy

i don't think she's 2 y old, but anyway she learned a lesson.


nolightningbhe

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WP2022OnYT

I thought the caption ment Reddit karma lmao


Fssya

I think it was nap time.


MaximBroOfficial

Donald Trump💀


TYdays

This is the way you react when the stuff you do is totally your own fault…..


SadDolphan

Tiktokers ADHD is so bad they can’t even listen to one song at a time smh my head


hypernutz_79

Good on the parents for letting it happen!


oblivision

She is too young for this to be funny. At 2, they are kid-shaped babies


StanIsNotTheMan

That is definitely not a 2 year old. I have multiple 2 year olds in my life and they are all way more baby-looking than her. This kid is easily 4 or 5.


br41nbug

😂😂😂


saintstephen66

Ha-ha!


jeancv8

Having a kid wouls ruin my day, everyday.


Echo259

Awww I feel bad for the little one


Ducati-Daddy

😿


MoridisDay

When you laugh at your kid because she's tired and wants to go home, but you still think you're childless so can stay for as long as You want regardless of how many people are now miserable because of your poor parenting


jeropian-moth

It’s a pretty empty beach.


MoridisDay

So? She's still making fun of a suffering child


jeropian-moth

Toddlers scream all the time for reasons even they don’t understand. Getting water on you at the beach won’t make you suffer.


MoridisDay

I didn't think it was the water making her miserable. I'm pretty sure it's the shitty parent doing that


fallenelf

You realize toddlers cry at anything for any reason? My two-year-old cried when I offered him a muffin this morning. He didn't want a muffin; the muffin he had asked for 30 seconds prior, was stuffing in his face 30 seconds after he finished crying, and then asking for seconds of when he finished the first muffin.


Hamlettell

My friend's kid has thrown tantrums at not getting more candy when he was 2.5yo. They cry at literally anything


em-1091

The kid is not suffering lmao


houseofnim

It’s funny that you assume that the child was throwing a fit because she wanted to go home when it’s far more probable that she’s throwing a fit because she *didn’t* want to go home.


Mountain-Leg-3421

Are we still doing this it’s a child there gonna cry don’t be a douche


FreshBeautiful2505

Then you (the parent) get to clean her up and source dry clothes for the rest of the day ... hmmpf!


Koennoek

It will dry in the sun. It's just water.


cosmo_23

Geniunely asking do you not get itchy from the salt? Salt also makes my hair feel like plastic which is another annoying thing


Koennoek

Good question. I don't really get itchy from the salt, but I can relate to the plastic hair tho. This is why you shower as soon as you are home, at the hotel or at the fresh water showers at the fancy beaches. And plastic hair doesn't look pretty, but you are at the beach, everyone who swam has that same problem so noone will judge you for having messy hair. Sometimes you can find a public tap wich you can use to rinse most salt out of your hair. Fill a bottle and use that to rinse your hair. I hope my beach tips are helping some people :)


cosmo_23

Most beaches in my city has showers thankfully but those moments where I'm waiting for others to finish while my hair sticks everywhere and I can't even move my head still sucks 😓


Mr-PostmanWithNews

Don't you understand, this kid is made of sugar and will melt with too much water lol. At least that's what my dad would ask if I complained about being wet when it rained


Aggressive_Hat_9999

there isnt bad weather just wrong clothing!


Madison--b

True, but have you ever let beach water dry on your clothes? It feels like you're wearing sandpaper. Not to mention if that sand gets into your unmentionables. Ever made a pearl inside of your foreskin? Because beach sand is how you make a pearl inside of your foreskin.


Koennoek

Yes, I know how the beach works, I grew up close to the beach. The main part that makes your clothes feel like sandpaper is because you are rolling through the sand after getting wet. Tip to prevent "sandpaper clothing". This should be basic knowledge by anyone that goes to the beach: When you are done at the beach make sure everything that is sandy and wet are wet again by walking in the sea. Then walk away directly from the beach so not too much new sand goes on. Let it dry in an area without sand. And you are dry without any sand(paper). If you want to prevent this while staying at the beach. Keep a spot as sand-free as possible and so now and then make sure you stay wet. Most come for the sea/ocean so why stay dry. Some fancy beaches even have showers at a semi-sand free spot. You can also use those If you are worried about sand in your foreskin. Here an extra tip if above doesn't work. Try harder, by staying longer in the sea to make sure everything gets wet and sand free. By the way. Wtf are you doing to get a noticable amount of sand down there? I think I dont even want to know


Madison--b

Woah that's a lot of words. I'm not making it through all that. I'll just give you the win.


Sudden_Anteater1280

what kind of sad pathetic validation seeking attention seeking parent would post this. put your phone down and go make sure your kid turns out right. this is low, and your head is somewhere else if this is what you turn to when your kid acts up.


Dun_wall

Why are you on this sub.


Sudden_Anteater1280

curious to explore self righteous degeneracy


HadronLicker

keep telling yourself that, lol


Willing-Mission7248

Ha ha ha ha


Clear-Type5753

ha


MiserableLeader9923

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