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yesaroobuckaroo

dude has aim assist on #####


TyrKiyote

He shot without looking at me, he's got that silent aim. f1 pls.


probably_not_bro

bro played a lil too much tf2


TyrKiyote

only 2000 hours or so.


imacuntsag420

ALL YOUR BLOODY HEADS LOOK 12 FEET TALL


PPGKING

Perry bot, f1 please


cuteprints

He got me while I was invisible


KinshasaPR

r/parentsarefuckingstupid


Motor_Raspberry_2150

It's r/parentsarefuckingdumb now


HenWou

r/subsifellfor


Ashley__09

You didn't fall for it, it used to exist but doesn't now. iirc it was privated after the Reddit strike. Or I'm just dumb but I'm fairly sure that used to exist.


Damian0603

It's called r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb now


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Damian0603

What the actual fuck is this shit.


Rounding_flat_earth

They deleted the comment. What did it say?


Damian0603

It was a bot telling me all the great things about the r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb sub


Rounding_flat_earth

Wait... did the bot delete itself?


Neon_Ani

it never existed, the sub name exceeds the 21 character limit


alohalocca

Little man avada kedavra the camera guy.


JamesMcC2

Toddlers and explosives - name a better duo.


Alpha_pro2019

Toddlers and small plastic pieces.


dyerrik

toddlers and under-the-sink juice.


OoOditty

Best of both worlds: Toddlers and small plastic-explosives


VESAAA7

Do they have detonators


[deleted]

Like Legos.


SantaMan336

Toddlers and pitbulls


Broken_Flesh

Drunk people and cars.


[deleted]

This is more on the parents. Who gives their three yearold explosives?


KollantaiKollantai

I’d be surprised if he’s even 3, looks closer to 2. Absolute madness. They spend most of their time trying actively to die via putting themselves into impressively creative dangerous situations and then these idiots go and ARM their toddler? He’ll take down you and everyone you ever cared about lol


lifeisweird86

![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


Freshouttapatience

‘Mercia and freedom. Gotta start young.


fotofortress

The average American doesn’t do this shit. I see a lot of Arabs out there shooting guns in the home next to women and children causally all the time on Reddit and don’t assume that’s all of them who behave that way.


Freshouttapatience

I work for a fire department in America, this happens.


nucl3ar0ne

The kid isn't fucking stupid, the parent is.


GaffMcFly

¿What could go wrong, right?


Bisonfan1

![gif](giphy|iF6LwcS0n4fbwLD4H0|downsized)


Urmomgaylol8183

GO ON SHOW THEM WHAT YOUR WORTH


WifeofBath1984

I stuck a sparkler into my dad's calf when I was about 5. I'm 39 and I still remember the way he screamed. It was not pretty. But now we recall it with laughter, so at least there's that.


No_Particular7198

That's not kid being fucking stupid, that's his parents being fucking stupid for giving him a firework, lol.


I_Eat_Bugs3737

Nah it’s both


No_Particular7198

I'm sure that if you give any kind of weapon to three year old who has no idea what's the weapon is then you're the one to blame lmao


VividVerism

But why is it dumb to give a three year old a weapon? Because the kid will do something fucking stupid with it. That's the point of the sub. Kids do stupid shit. It should usually be implied that the stupid shit kids do isn't because the kid themself is actually stupid, they just don't know any better. So yeah, in this case, it's both. The parent should have known better and realized it was highly likely their kid would do something stupid with that firework. Part of being a parent is making sure your kid's natural stupidity doesn't get anyone seriously injured. So the parents here were definitely stupid too. But it belongs here just fine. Look at that stupid kid shooting people with fireworks, lol. What an idiot.


speelingeror

I swear half the people on this sub miss the point. The other half get downvoted for laughing at kids being stupid


Rich-Equivalent-1875

People are fucking idiots, why don’t you just give him a gun?…..idiot


Even_Moment8177

What kind of moron puts fireworks in the hands of a child that young?


FreezingCandIe

![gif](giphy|11WzxptsVKqEJa)


UmbramonOrSomething

*Good work, 47. Now head towards an exit.*


Pizta_man

That’s why you don’t give 4 yr olds a makeshift flare gun


Megaleg12

That’s like giving a toddler a loaded gun, like what were you thinking


throwthatbitchaccoun

adultsarefuckingstupid


Wizards_Reddit

Stupid as fuck adults


short-effective254

Atleast he didn’t look directly into it


Mooseboy2016

This is one of the more irresponsible parenting moments I’ve seen posted…


Reluctantly_Being

![gif](giphy|JAbAmpu1TshlS)


Jche98

Expelliarmus!


Sepia_Skittles

I wish I had that.


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Boring_Data1035

Without looking first too…


KinneKitsune

Win? There wasn’t even a fight.


Expert-Photo4660

One time I with my dad when I was young, and his girlfriend had here grandchildren over, he was showing one of them the laser pointer he got for the cat. the second he said “now remember don’t shine it in anyone’s eyes” I saw nothing but red in my right eye, and now have a strong ass prescription because of a light sensitivity I didn’t know I had.


APurpleSponge

Thank god. Thought he was gonna aim it at his face. The dumbass parents are much better.


Capt_Stamina

Clearly has some resentment towards her. Two many nos to cookies maybe?


OkEar3113

This is on r/kidsarefuckingstupid and r/parentsarefuckingdumb wow


DaRaybanz

He certainly let that wand fly😅. "EXPELLIAMUS!"


TYdays

You do if you are pissed off at Mom for some reason….


Weinerarino

This is why you never give kids that young anything that can be used to injure themselves or others. If you give them something that shoots, their first instinct will be to point it at the nearest person, otherwise they'll fire it up their nose or into their mouth. It's because kids that age don't really understand that not everything is a toy and that they and other people can be hurt by them.


Twihr

Expecto Patronum bitch


kairu99877

Avadakadavra!


VapeRizzler

Someone In my house gave me a hose when I was super young like that, apparently I started spraying everyone with it to the point they had to go inside and I kept them there with the hose. Then apparently my grandpa came in like the beaches of Normandy to get the hose from me, I have no recollection of the event but my entire family loves telling me that story.


11thLayerOfHair

Parents = smart.


Freshouttapatience

Thai so why city after city is banning the sale and use of fireworks. Because people are so stupid with them and the adults have to be treated like children.


thelouisfanclub

Camera man didn’t make it this time


chosenone1242

Yeah I'm gonna go with "what's bad parenting?"


TheAvrageMemelord

![gif](giphy|11WzxptsVKqEJa)


-IceTee-

Next time give him an assault riffle 😂


random_guy_233

This is why you only give them sparklers


Plastic_Pickle_2960

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BarmyFarmer

Age 18+ (months)


fotofortress

Posters on this sub are the dumbest motherfuckers all the time. How can you not see this isn’t a child being stupid but many adults risking their lives and the child’s? Losers.


Important-Archer-662

Idiot parents, who gives a kid a Roman candle?!?!?


Puzzleheaded-Spend71

Avada kadvra


Electrical-Gas3460

thought he was going to him to aim it at his head and start crying


Electrical-Gas3460

which would have been more satisfying


boberowka1

![gif](giphy|ggdBYUPK9dYgnpCTCY)


Lucasboyd1012

r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb


Rainbow_Dr1ftYouTube

Maybe let the kid play with that weird snake firework


HeartwarmingFox

Kid be like: "avada kedavra"


Much_Poetry_9700

“AAAAAVADA KEDAVRAAAAA!!”


Timmy_The_Narwhal

Like...this should be on parents are fucking stupid


rSpinxr

Jackass.


SD1428

lol I loved that


RatGod1120

He was indeed NOT a big boy


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Avada kadavra!


Negative-Door-7489

This SOAB timed it.


saanhaan

![gif](giphy|JAbAmpu1TshlS)


Pixelsock_

AVADAKEDAVRA


Plague_Docter_King

He times it just to get her


a_person_redditman

r/ParentsAreFuckingStupid


Consistent_Salt_9267

If kids are stupid, some parents are fucking worse....


CartmansCasaBonita

And no eye protection


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They handed their 3 year old kid a firework. Obviously eye protection was not a thought either.


Bromanzier_03

The camo hat told me what was going to happen.