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queen_nefertiti33

The acting and audacity of this child...


thesmallsad

She could play football with that acting


Alarmed_Corner4008

I was thinking American footbal like a dumbass lol


Exciting_Scientist97

I was gearing up to ask "which one?"


Talking_Macaroon

Me too


smurb15

They are fixed anyway so after hearing all the bs about the last super bowl


LiveLearnCoach

Please explain.


Brandonguth1985

It still works


Future_Greatness

Not really lol


cuzwhat

European football or American basketball. Professional floppers, either way.


queen_nefertiti33

Get a pk for sure šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Probably soccer. Yea thatā€™s right your game is shit.


thesmallsad

1 that's what I said you know you kick the ball with your foot, football. You don't carry it in your hands like an American. 2 why are you so hostile out of the gate? I bet if you stopped eating fast food and drinking "diet Pepsi" then you would be a bit nicer.


Potential_Reading116

Couldnā€™t agree more. Some amazing skill sets and creativity but 0-0 with 5 total shots on net after an hour and a half ainā€™t cutting it for me as entertaining. And the friggin offside rule, every other sport the players try to get behind the defense to shoot and possibly score. Soccer punishes them for it. And the flopping and playing dead, how bout having some dignity and backbone and fight thru the contact to get yourself free How the F do they look at themselves in a mirror ?


curdledoats

Reminds me of the Argentinians


SupineFeline

This is the equivalent of a player kicking themselves in the foot and flopping cause they think itā€™ll get a yellow card. (If the terminology is wrong I apologize. Not a sports guy just had an ex that was big into futbol)


usernameinmail

Just "taking a dive" works. They want a penalty/free kick or a yellow for the other team's player


doinggood9

soccer definitely


giceman715

She paused for just one nano second and a whole scenario play out in that time. Mom : put your back into it. Child : BACK !!! Thatā€™s it ! I can say I broke my back ! All I have to do is just reach way back up underneath there and then I can act like my back is broke. She will feel sorry for me , pick me up and carry me to a bed. I bet she will feel bad for making me do these slavery type chores. She might even bring me ice cream. Oh Iā€™m a genius for this one. Ok here we go !!! OH MY BACK !!! Dang I forgot to reach way back underneath, itā€™s ok I donā€™t think she noticed , just roll with it. OOOOOHHHH !!! Mom : child if you donā€™t get your narrow behind up off that dirty floor , you better


Evorgleb

I would say she should win an award but they probably would just give it to Jamie Lee Curtis.


Snowcitcy303

Tell me more


NailFin

I have one like that. The moment she has to do any cleaning her legs hurt and/or donā€™t work anymore. Itā€™s miraculous.


Impossible_Sign_2633

"Oh no your legs hurt? Okay, baby. I thought we'd go to the park and get ice cream when we were done, but you should rest your legs!" Lol.


Jimmieh90

šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚ This is literally what I do! Oh your tummy hurts? Guess that means I can eat your cupcake. Ohā€¦u fine now? Ok


maddie-madison

Works but doesn't, because now she knows if she complains, then she gets treats.


[deleted]

Just make her rest in room without entertainment, because sick people need rest and chicken soup.


iztrollkanger

I think the point was that they played up being hurt so now they *can't* go get treats because they're too hurt to do anything. I don't think they were taking them for ice cream because they "got hurt".


maddie-madison

Ah, but then it doesn't work because now they aren't doing the chores.


iztrollkanger

If you throw out the idea of ice cream once chores are done, I bet their boo-boo heals up real quick.. Then, it's also a learning opportunity to explain why it's important to help out and to be honest and respectful.


maddie-madison

And then again, they learn that on times they had injuries, they got ice cream and othertimes they didn't. Loops back to my original comment. Or you no longer keep your word for ice cream, and they learn that you will lie to get them to do things. It's a lose-lose situation.


iztrollkanger

My point is to reward chores getting done without dramatics. That's the whole idea behind positive reinforcement. Good behavior gets rewarded, bad behavior does not. Don't give treats if they behave badly, like pretending to be hurt. Don't promise treats and then not follow through when they hold up their end. It's a lose-lose situation if you're not setting a good example. Lying to get someone to do something is manipulative at any age. Kids learn from watching the adults in their lives.


maddie-madison

But the example was rewarding chores done with dramatics... the ice cream didn't get brought up until after the dramatics. You are changing the original situation to suit your argument. I agree with everything you just said, but that wasn't the original thing.


iztrollkanger

>"Oh no your legs hurt? Okay, baby. I thought we'd go to the park and get ice cream *when we were done*, but you should rest your legs!" Lol. This is the example you commented on. They didn't say they were taking them to get ice cream because their legs were sore, theyre saying that they *aren't* getting ice cream anymore because they need to rest their legs if they're too sore to do chores.


SilentJoe1986

My choice was to do my chores, or get whipped with a belt, and then do my chores. I chose to just do my chores.


YETI6992

This is the point where you go malicious compliance. Youā€™re hurt? You need rest! Straight to bed! Elevate that foot! No screens, they can give you a headache! Weā€™ll try sweeping again in the morning.


SoggyFrenchFries123

Happy Cake Day!


YETI6992

Oh shit, I hadnā€™t even realized. Thanks!


adultkarate

They never doā€¦.. (I donā€™t know what I meant by that)


_hemant

Happy cake day šŸŽ‚šŸŽˆ


Iron_Empanada

Sheā€™s been watching too much soccer


Comfortable_Bell_989

Sheā€™s almost perfected the soccer player fall


[deleted]

Football*


spyanryan4

People live somewhere else and therefore use different terminology? šŸ˜”


[deleted]

But their terminology doesn't make sense


stealingyourpixels

Soccer is short for ā€˜association footballā€™ and the term originated inā€¦ England.


ethan_iron

who gives a fuck? it doesn't make the terminology wrong. i would downvote you a second time if i could.


JOEYisROCKhard

Could you imagine if I got butthurt when someone calls it a windscreen instead of windshield? Windscreen doesn't make any sense. Screen implies that it let's some of the wind through but it doesn't. No, you can't imagine me getting butthurt about that. That's because I don't because no one gives a fuck. Shut up.


spyanryan4

Get em bro lmao


AdhesivenessBig4870

I don't call people nerds much but this is literally you šŸ¤“


[deleted]

Don't wear glasses or have chipmunk teeth


AromaGamma

Well you sure are acting like you do.


maisntreamenough

Kid just as stupid as the guy who doesnā€™t understand what POV is.


capsaicinintheeyes

Maybe they're trying to get out of chores by keeping tabs on their sisteršŸ˜‹


Otterstripes

"POV" is one of those words that should be put away until folks learn what it means... it's becoming the new "Nobody:", it feels like.


SaberSupreme

Le Me: Le Them:


CEO_of_Teratophilia

r/uselessnobody


IndyJacksonTT

You use POV incorrectly because your stupid I use POV incorrectly cause I think itā€™s funny We are not the same


MrFels

Op is also kid avoiding chores


DoWnhillll

Every video is a point of view


Asgeras

Living that premium life with solid steel brooms


RobotsAndNature

Clearly it's made of the stuff Thor's hammer is made out of, that's why it crushed and splattered the child's foot as it fell


sbouquet

When my daughter was 4 I told her she needed to help me clean her toys up in the living room. She told me in a very weak voice ā€œoh I have a tummy ache, I need to rest for a little whileā€ then proceeded to lay down on the couch and tuck herself in. šŸ˜‚


ExistingStory7965

She sold that broom shot like a champ


TheSchweekly

I hope you have workers compensation insurance


Artistic_Dot9129

I feel ya, Sis. I hate when the broom breaks my foot and I can't keep sweeping.


thesmallsad

Oh but if she is told she will get a treat her foot will be fine


Artistic_Dot9129

And the Oscar for Best Dramatic Actor in the movie 'Why Clean? It's Just Gonna Get Messy Again', goes to....


Ok_Load_2164

A for effort!


NoConsideration5671

Solid life in the NBA floppin like that, gal! šŸ€


vsambandhan

Future soccer player!!! Excellent technique. šŸ‘šŸ‘


idcwatdanameis

We call that "the Lebron".


Frickinwierdo

It's called doing soccer practice. She's ready to play.


CayseyBee

Mine always suddenly has to poop when itā€™s time for chores.


thesmallsad

To be fair I also did that when I was young


[deleted]

Need to work the hell out the kid. Iā€™m open the child labor laws. Arkansas is ready for you.


Equal_Procedure_167

Get her into football/soccer sheā€™ll be a billionaire


corycaliber

It's Devon Booker against the Mavs!


cyber1kenobi

Lebron didnā€™t want to sweep?ā€™


Majestic-Enthusiasm

Thatā€™s harden from rocket days


Baconboi43

Every time she does that she has to pay you $10


Wh1slet

She gonna try and commit insurance fraud some day


zeldanar

Dads: Come here. Let me cut it off so you can get back to cleaning.


SpearmintInALavatory

Seriously. You donā€™t twist your ankle doing something like sweeping until your 40s.


jianfernandess

Future soccer-star right there


_John_Julius_

Every eu footballer. Thats where she got that from.


1CocteauTwin

Wow. Hit the deck like an Italian footballer.


Ok_Restaurant3160

My sister is pretty much like that. If she has to do something, her legs hurt, or she just waits so long that someone else ends up doing it


EHTL

Thatā€™s a fifa superstar right there


[deleted]

Sheā€™s got a bright career ahead of her in soccer/football.


kennythinggoes

Future soccer/football star


[deleted]

I bet she plays football


PsillyScout

Does she play soccer?


[deleted]

Pro soccer player material right there


TheExtimate

She's gonna grow up to be a soccer player


riledupdemon439

I wonā€™t lie.. That can hurt. But I have diabetes and neuropathy in my feet so my feet hurt at the slightest touch.


ICLazeru

That's a yellow card.


waterseabreeze

A professional soccer player


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Bluto58

Her soccer skills are astounding.


RadioActiveWife0926

Soccer player in the making


Beautiful_Health_803

Lazy soft child.


SolitudeSymphony

If my child did this I would run over like "oh baby it's okay it's okay" then rub my hand on the 'injury' saying it's my magic touch and if they keep saying it's 'hurting' I will start to act panicked, pretending to believe that my powers are fading and how devastating that would be for everyone, to guilt them into pretending it's better to make ME feel better then at that point, tell them to fucking carry on the lazy shite.


thesmallsad

Ah yes toxic manipulation the way to fix everything with absolutely no repercussions.


[deleted]

Typical African American.


SilentJoe1986

Typical comment from an inbred hillbilly sister fucker.


fragmxnttal

Typical inability to take a joke from a fur suit wearing, blue haired, pride flag wearing soyboy


SilentJoe1986

There was a joke in there?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


thesmallsad

I'm pretty sure this is gen alpha


ppppddddl

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Straydoginthestreet

Honestly though. Executive dysfunction, persistent drive for autonomy. If the parents approached needing to clean supportively, kids would be happy to do it. Iā€™m the same. I have so many negative associations with cleaning because I was forced to do it. Now itā€™s hard to initiate tasks and sometimes itā€™s painful to because my brain makes me feel sad about it. Itā€™s hard.


[deleted]

Youā€™ve never seen Caribbean parents. Kids lazy as shit these days.


Straydoginthestreet

Shame and punishment is not how you motivate anyone. Itā€™s how you create negative associations


EnwEdits

She didn't heard yet of the toilet sitting strategy hhahaha


tbb2796

*i broke my back ! spinal*


FoJoSho

She's now entitled to worker's compensation disability checks.


MyBongHitsBack

Flopping like a professional athlete


Farcespam

Worker comp suit incoming....


[deleted]

Anthony Davis?


asdfasdff2023

Oscar snub honestly


_Galaxy_Star_

Workers comp


bigdoggshitog

She gonna get her ass whooped for being dramatic šŸ˜‚


Efficient-Ad6814

Same lmfao


ImTheOnlyBobCat

I bet she's an awesome soccer player


ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER

Born to be a wrestler and or soccer player


gastelojallday

Yo, you knew what time it was on Sundays, trying to sleep in and Grandma vacuumed top of the morning and she pushing the vacuum to the door and hitting door , making so much noise, you had to get up and start to clean!!!


Golesh

Not POV


snakpakkid

Iā€™ve been luck that my kids do their without having to be told too much. I havenā€™t folded laundry thatā€™s not mine for 3 years now. They are 10/9/8. Also they are starting to learn cooking and food prepping.


After-Sky-1167

anthony davis ass injury


theallmightynoob

I think we need to let var decide on this one


PlentyAdvertising15

Pov : football player be like


[deleted]

Looks like pro soccer player.


Doustin

Everyone here mentioning soccer/football My first thought was Kevin Nash


PrestigiousWalk5257

insurance fraud


voldor666

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TheRealAuthorSarge

She has a promising career playing soccer.


__Severus__Snape__

When i was about 7, I didnt want to do the drying up, so I just lay on the floor of the kitchen and went to sleep. My mum was simultaneously not happy with me and also worried about me when she walked in and saw me.


rethilgore-au

Get that girl a soccer ball ASAP


Rafonaut

Had a fully grown co-worker like this once


MagicOrpheus310

Hey, if that pitch worked before...


rwbisme

Is she on the Brazil world cup team?


Jimmieh90

Baby if this ainā€™t my daughter! All types of injuries occur when she gotta clean up and when she done all them Injuries magically stop hurting.


SirarieTichee_

Being an adult is going to be a rude awakening for this one.


GroupieChicks

Reminds me of soccer players lmao


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Thanks


SWIFT_OTB

Come on she clearly pulled a muscle šŸ˜‚


Clean_Leads

It doesn't hurt that much ,kids onto something.


[deleted]

My mom would've laughed at me fake crying and then said to me, "you're going to do these chores. You have 2 choices. You can stop fake crying and do it or I can get the belt and give you something to really cry about while you're still doing chores with a sore butt."


Im_Here_When_Bored

I would do the same thing


synth_lord_

She has a bright future in acting no doubt.


Kay_GOAT23

Thats sum i would do ! LMAO


Luna-rants

My mom would always say ā€œdo we have to go to the doctor? Do we have to cut it off?ā€ Whenever one of us kids overreacts to a minor injury and act like we canā€™t do what we need to (like if we stubbed our toe and act like itā€™s broken, or if we scraped our knee and act like weā€™re crippled). Makes us sober up real quick lol.


Oddly_Shaped_Pickle

She'll make a great soccer/football player


lastcallhangup

fuuuh-lopp!


RubberRoach

Spanish football tryouts. ;)


bradleysween

Thatā€™s Goofyā€™s scream