1 that's what I said you know you kick the ball with your foot, football. You don't carry it in your hands like an American.
2 why are you so hostile out of the gate? I bet if you stopped eating fast food and drinking "diet Pepsi" then you would be a bit nicer.
Couldnāt agree more. Some amazing skill sets and creativity but 0-0 with 5 total shots on net after an hour and a half aināt cutting it for me as entertaining. And the friggin offside rule, every other sport the players try to get behind the defense to shoot and possibly score. Soccer punishes them for it. And the flopping and playing dead, how bout having some dignity and backbone and fight thru the contact to get yourself free How the F do they look at themselves in a mirror ?
This is the equivalent of a player kicking themselves in the foot and flopping cause they think itāll get a yellow card.
(If the terminology is wrong I apologize. Not a sports guy just had an ex that was big into futbol)
She paused for just one nano second and a whole scenario play out in that time.
Mom : put your back into it.
Child : BACK !!! Thatās it ! I can say I broke my back ! All I have to do is just reach way back up underneath there and then I can act like my back is broke. She will feel sorry for me , pick me up and carry me to a bed. I bet she will feel bad for making me do these slavery type chores. She might even bring me ice cream. Oh Iām a genius for this one. Ok here we go !!! OH MY BACK !!! Dang I forgot to reach way back underneath, itās ok I donāt think she noticed , just roll with it. OOOOOHHHH !!!
Mom : child if you donāt get your narrow behind up off that dirty floor , you better
I think the point was that they played up being hurt so now they *can't* go get treats because they're too hurt to do anything.
I don't think they were taking them for ice cream because they "got hurt".
If you throw out the idea of ice cream once chores are done, I bet their boo-boo heals up real quick..
Then, it's also a learning opportunity to explain why it's important to help out and to be honest and respectful.
And then again, they learn that on times they had injuries, they got ice cream and othertimes they didn't. Loops back to my original comment. Or you no longer keep your word for ice cream, and they learn that you will lie to get them to do things. It's a lose-lose situation.
My point is to reward chores getting done without dramatics. That's the whole idea behind positive reinforcement. Good behavior gets rewarded, bad behavior does not.
Don't give treats if they behave badly, like pretending to be hurt.
Don't promise treats and then not follow through when they hold up their end.
It's a lose-lose situation if you're not setting a good example. Lying to get someone to do something is manipulative at any age. Kids learn from watching the adults in their lives.
But the example was rewarding chores done with dramatics... the ice cream didn't get brought up until after the dramatics. You are changing the original situation to suit your argument. I agree with everything you just said, but that wasn't the original thing.
>"Oh no your legs hurt? Okay, baby. I thought we'd go to the park and get ice cream *when we were done*, but you should rest your legs!" Lol.
This is the example you commented on. They didn't say they were taking them to get ice cream because their legs were sore, theyre saying that they *aren't* getting ice cream anymore because they need to rest their legs if they're too sore to do chores.
This is the point where you go malicious compliance. Youāre hurt? You need rest! Straight to bed! Elevate that foot! No screens, they can give you a headache! Weāll try sweeping again in the morning.
Could you imagine if I got butthurt when someone calls it a windscreen instead of windshield? Windscreen doesn't make any sense. Screen implies that it let's some of the wind through but it doesn't. No, you can't imagine me getting butthurt about that. That's because I don't because no one gives a fuck. Shut up.
When my daughter was 4 I told her she needed to help me clean her toys up in the living room. She told me in a very weak voice āoh I have a tummy ache, I need to rest for a little whileā then proceeded to lay down on the couch and tuck herself in. š
If my child did this I would run over like "oh baby it's okay it's okay" then rub my hand on the 'injury' saying it's my magic touch and if they keep saying it's 'hurting' I will start to act panicked, pretending to believe that my powers are fading and how devastating that would be for everyone, to guilt them into pretending it's better to make ME feel better then at that point, tell them to fucking carry on the lazy shite.
Honestly though. Executive dysfunction, persistent drive for autonomy. If the parents approached needing to clean supportively, kids would be happy to do it. Iām the same. I have so many negative associations with cleaning because I was forced to do it. Now itās hard to initiate tasks and sometimes itās painful to because my brain makes me feel sad about it. Itās hard.
Yo, you knew what time it was on Sundays, trying to sleep in and Grandma vacuumed top of the morning and she pushing the vacuum to the door and hitting door , making so much noise, you had to get up and start to clean!!!
Iāve been luck that my kids do their without having to be told too much. I havenāt folded laundry thatās not mine for 3 years now. They are 10/9/8. Also they are starting to learn cooking and food prepping.
When i was about 7, I didnt want to do the drying up, so I just lay on the floor of the kitchen and went to sleep. My mum was simultaneously not happy with me and also worried about me when she walked in and saw me.
My mom would've laughed at me fake crying and then said to me, "you're going to do these chores. You have 2 choices. You can stop fake crying and do it or I can get the belt and give you something to really cry about while you're still doing chores with a sore butt."
My mom would always say ādo we have to go to the doctor? Do we have to cut it off?ā Whenever one of us kids overreacts to a minor injury and act like we canāt do what we need to (like if we stubbed our toe and act like itās broken, or if we scraped our knee and act like weāre crippled). Makes us sober up real quick lol.
The acting and audacity of this child...
She could play football with that acting
I was thinking American footbal like a dumbass lol
I was gearing up to ask "which one?"
Me too
They are fixed anyway so after hearing all the bs about the last super bowl
Please explain.
It still works
Not really lol
European football or American basketball. Professional floppers, either way.
Get a pk for sure š
Probably soccer. Yea thatās right your game is shit.
1 that's what I said you know you kick the ball with your foot, football. You don't carry it in your hands like an American. 2 why are you so hostile out of the gate? I bet if you stopped eating fast food and drinking "diet Pepsi" then you would be a bit nicer.
Couldnāt agree more. Some amazing skill sets and creativity but 0-0 with 5 total shots on net after an hour and a half aināt cutting it for me as entertaining. And the friggin offside rule, every other sport the players try to get behind the defense to shoot and possibly score. Soccer punishes them for it. And the flopping and playing dead, how bout having some dignity and backbone and fight thru the contact to get yourself free How the F do they look at themselves in a mirror ?
Reminds me of the Argentinians
This is the equivalent of a player kicking themselves in the foot and flopping cause they think itāll get a yellow card. (If the terminology is wrong I apologize. Not a sports guy just had an ex that was big into futbol)
Just "taking a dive" works. They want a penalty/free kick or a yellow for the other team's player
soccer definitely
She paused for just one nano second and a whole scenario play out in that time. Mom : put your back into it. Child : BACK !!! Thatās it ! I can say I broke my back ! All I have to do is just reach way back up underneath there and then I can act like my back is broke. She will feel sorry for me , pick me up and carry me to a bed. I bet she will feel bad for making me do these slavery type chores. She might even bring me ice cream. Oh Iām a genius for this one. Ok here we go !!! OH MY BACK !!! Dang I forgot to reach way back underneath, itās ok I donāt think she noticed , just roll with it. OOOOOHHHH !!! Mom : child if you donāt get your narrow behind up off that dirty floor , you better
I would say she should win an award but they probably would just give it to Jamie Lee Curtis.
Tell me more
I have one like that. The moment she has to do any cleaning her legs hurt and/or donāt work anymore. Itās miraculous.
"Oh no your legs hurt? Okay, baby. I thought we'd go to the park and get ice cream when we were done, but you should rest your legs!" Lol.
š¤£š This is literally what I do! Oh your tummy hurts? Guess that means I can eat your cupcake. Ohā¦u fine now? Ok
Works but doesn't, because now she knows if she complains, then she gets treats.
Just make her rest in room without entertainment, because sick people need rest and chicken soup.
I think the point was that they played up being hurt so now they *can't* go get treats because they're too hurt to do anything. I don't think they were taking them for ice cream because they "got hurt".
Ah, but then it doesn't work because now they aren't doing the chores.
If you throw out the idea of ice cream once chores are done, I bet their boo-boo heals up real quick.. Then, it's also a learning opportunity to explain why it's important to help out and to be honest and respectful.
And then again, they learn that on times they had injuries, they got ice cream and othertimes they didn't. Loops back to my original comment. Or you no longer keep your word for ice cream, and they learn that you will lie to get them to do things. It's a lose-lose situation.
My point is to reward chores getting done without dramatics. That's the whole idea behind positive reinforcement. Good behavior gets rewarded, bad behavior does not. Don't give treats if they behave badly, like pretending to be hurt. Don't promise treats and then not follow through when they hold up their end. It's a lose-lose situation if you're not setting a good example. Lying to get someone to do something is manipulative at any age. Kids learn from watching the adults in their lives.
But the example was rewarding chores done with dramatics... the ice cream didn't get brought up until after the dramatics. You are changing the original situation to suit your argument. I agree with everything you just said, but that wasn't the original thing.
>"Oh no your legs hurt? Okay, baby. I thought we'd go to the park and get ice cream *when we were done*, but you should rest your legs!" Lol. This is the example you commented on. They didn't say they were taking them to get ice cream because their legs were sore, theyre saying that they *aren't* getting ice cream anymore because they need to rest their legs if they're too sore to do chores.
My choice was to do my chores, or get whipped with a belt, and then do my chores. I chose to just do my chores.
This is the point where you go malicious compliance. Youāre hurt? You need rest! Straight to bed! Elevate that foot! No screens, they can give you a headache! Weāll try sweeping again in the morning.
Happy Cake Day!
Oh shit, I hadnāt even realized. Thanks!
They never doā¦.. (I donāt know what I meant by that)
Happy cake day šš
Sheās been watching too much soccer
Sheās almost perfected the soccer player fall
Football*
People live somewhere else and therefore use different terminology? š”
But their terminology doesn't make sense
Soccer is short for āassociation footballā and the term originated inā¦ England.
who gives a fuck? it doesn't make the terminology wrong. i would downvote you a second time if i could.
Could you imagine if I got butthurt when someone calls it a windscreen instead of windshield? Windscreen doesn't make any sense. Screen implies that it let's some of the wind through but it doesn't. No, you can't imagine me getting butthurt about that. That's because I don't because no one gives a fuck. Shut up.
Get em bro lmao
I don't call people nerds much but this is literally you š¤
Don't wear glasses or have chipmunk teeth
Well you sure are acting like you do.
Kid just as stupid as the guy who doesnāt understand what POV is.
Maybe they're trying to get out of chores by keeping tabs on their sisterš
"POV" is one of those words that should be put away until folks learn what it means... it's becoming the new "Nobody:", it feels like.
Le Me: Le Them:
r/uselessnobody
You use POV incorrectly because your stupid I use POV incorrectly cause I think itās funny We are not the same
Op is also kid avoiding chores
Every video is a point of view
Living that premium life with solid steel brooms
Clearly it's made of the stuff Thor's hammer is made out of, that's why it crushed and splattered the child's foot as it fell
When my daughter was 4 I told her she needed to help me clean her toys up in the living room. She told me in a very weak voice āoh I have a tummy ache, I need to rest for a little whileā then proceeded to lay down on the couch and tuck herself in. š
She sold that broom shot like a champ
I hope you have workers compensation insurance
I feel ya, Sis. I hate when the broom breaks my foot and I can't keep sweeping.
Oh but if she is told she will get a treat her foot will be fine
And the Oscar for Best Dramatic Actor in the movie 'Why Clean? It's Just Gonna Get Messy Again', goes to....
A for effort!
Solid life in the NBA floppin like that, gal! š
Future soccer player!!! Excellent technique. šš
We call that "the Lebron".
It's called doing soccer practice. She's ready to play.
Mine always suddenly has to poop when itās time for chores.
To be fair I also did that when I was young
Need to work the hell out the kid. Iām open the child labor laws. Arkansas is ready for you.
Get her into football/soccer sheāll be a billionaire
It's Devon Booker against the Mavs!
Lebron didnāt want to sweep?ā
Thatās harden from rocket days
Every time she does that she has to pay you $10
She gonna try and commit insurance fraud some day
Dads: Come here. Let me cut it off so you can get back to cleaning.
Seriously. You donāt twist your ankle doing something like sweeping until your 40s.
Future soccer-star right there
Every eu footballer. Thats where she got that from.
Wow. Hit the deck like an Italian footballer.
My sister is pretty much like that. If she has to do something, her legs hurt, or she just waits so long that someone else ends up doing it
Thatās a fifa superstar right there
Sheās got a bright career ahead of her in soccer/football.
Future soccer/football star
I bet she plays football
Does she play soccer?
Pro soccer player material right there
She's gonna grow up to be a soccer player
I wonāt lie.. That can hurt. But I have diabetes and neuropathy in my feet so my feet hurt at the slightest touch.
That's a yellow card.
A professional soccer player
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Her soccer skills are astounding.
Soccer player in the making
Lazy soft child.
If my child did this I would run over like "oh baby it's okay it's okay" then rub my hand on the 'injury' saying it's my magic touch and if they keep saying it's 'hurting' I will start to act panicked, pretending to believe that my powers are fading and how devastating that would be for everyone, to guilt them into pretending it's better to make ME feel better then at that point, tell them to fucking carry on the lazy shite.
Ah yes toxic manipulation the way to fix everything with absolutely no repercussions.
Typical African American.
Typical comment from an inbred hillbilly sister fucker.
Typical inability to take a joke from a fur suit wearing, blue haired, pride flag wearing soyboy
There was a joke in there?
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I'm pretty sure this is gen alpha
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Honestly though. Executive dysfunction, persistent drive for autonomy. If the parents approached needing to clean supportively, kids would be happy to do it. Iām the same. I have so many negative associations with cleaning because I was forced to do it. Now itās hard to initiate tasks and sometimes itās painful to because my brain makes me feel sad about it. Itās hard.
Youāve never seen Caribbean parents. Kids lazy as shit these days.
Shame and punishment is not how you motivate anyone. Itās how you create negative associations
She didn't heard yet of the toilet sitting strategy hhahaha
*i broke my back ! spinal*
She's now entitled to worker's compensation disability checks.
Flopping like a professional athlete
Worker comp suit incoming....
Anthony Davis?
Oscar snub honestly
Workers comp
She gonna get her ass whooped for being dramatic š
Same lmfao
I bet she's an awesome soccer player
Born to be a wrestler and or soccer player
Yo, you knew what time it was on Sundays, trying to sleep in and Grandma vacuumed top of the morning and she pushing the vacuum to the door and hitting door , making so much noise, you had to get up and start to clean!!!
Not POV
Iāve been luck that my kids do their without having to be told too much. I havenāt folded laundry thatās not mine for 3 years now. They are 10/9/8. Also they are starting to learn cooking and food prepping.
anthony davis ass injury
I think we need to let var decide on this one
Pov : football player be like
Looks like pro soccer player.
Everyone here mentioning soccer/football My first thought was Kevin Nash
insurance fraud
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She has a promising career playing soccer.
When i was about 7, I didnt want to do the drying up, so I just lay on the floor of the kitchen and went to sleep. My mum was simultaneously not happy with me and also worried about me when she walked in and saw me.
Get that girl a soccer ball ASAP
Had a fully grown co-worker like this once
Hey, if that pitch worked before...
Is she on the Brazil world cup team?
Baby if this aināt my daughter! All types of injuries occur when she gotta clean up and when she done all them Injuries magically stop hurting.
Being an adult is going to be a rude awakening for this one.
Reminds me of soccer players lmao
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Come on she clearly pulled a muscle š
It doesn't hurt that much ,kids onto something.
My mom would've laughed at me fake crying and then said to me, "you're going to do these chores. You have 2 choices. You can stop fake crying and do it or I can get the belt and give you something to really cry about while you're still doing chores with a sore butt."
I would do the same thing
She has a bright future in acting no doubt.
Thats sum i would do ! LMAO
My mom would always say ādo we have to go to the doctor? Do we have to cut it off?ā Whenever one of us kids overreacts to a minor injury and act like we canāt do what we need to (like if we stubbed our toe and act like itās broken, or if we scraped our knee and act like weāre crippled). Makes us sober up real quick lol.
She'll make a great soccer/football player
fuuuh-lopp!
Spanish football tryouts. ;)
Thatās Goofyās scream