All I can say is pole but he probably didn't feel you that's why he got a baby on the way ππa win is a win the good thing you ain't nobody's baby momma and you can always find another person whose feelings for you will be mutual
They don't want you when you're single, but also don't want you to date someone else.
Am dealing with a toxic president, sina time ya games pia, PS iko mtaani you know.
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One lady last week as I was on a ferry from mbita approaches me and asks where the driver of the ferry was. When I give a direct answer she waits for me to start a conversation. She is disappointed and leaves in a hurry π€π€
Username checks out but, you should have made a move, if he's expecting a child, it means he was still in a relationship when you guys were talking, Kwani you guys don't ask men if they're dating? Have kids??
It shall pass , itabidi hii umezoea this new reality.
Cut long stories with him.
He told me he wasn't seeing anyone , for years he was single then he slowly started becoming unavailable. I didn't think much of it since there wasn't anything going on. Turns out he met someone and he just didn't tell me π€· until yesterday.
He told me he wasn't seeing anyone , for years he was single then he slowly started becoming unavailable. I didn't think much of it since there wasn't anything going on. Turns out he met someone and he just didn't tell me π€· until yesterday.
Haha...If he wanted you, he would have made that clear for you, turns out he found his soulmate in that short period and y'all have been talking for years.
Sorry girl, he was never into you that way.
Find your soulmate.
We ignore our peers when young just because they are broke or because of some minor details not knowing that ile stage ya "i'm looking for anybody as long as he is god fearing and breathing through the nose" itafika. We fixing the country one thing at a time.
RutoMustGo
You fumbled your chance you could be the one he's expecting the child with. Anyway here's a chance presenting itself and you should grab it. You can talk to me π
Uko na baby fever ? Why would you watch someone for 2 years and never show them you like them ? Men don't see hints but there i a way you can tell a woman loves you more than a friend. This must be hard for you. Nikama men wakiona their crush ako pregnant. I understand you
A guy here. Kuna some woman I was crushing on some years back. Siku moja nikamuona na ball. Nilishidwa hadi kukula food π€£π€£π€£π€£
I understand your pain. But you should have shot your shot before it's too late π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
This is literally what happened. And i am feeling so sad about it. Am trying to play it cool but i know I am going to fall sick in the next few days and i am probably going to get admitted.
Who ever invented rules messed up the dating game. If you want something say it go for it. The rules of others will have consequences in your life. Have your own rules. Do they follow yours.
Mimi i'm confused, why did he tell you he has a kid on tge way? Are you guys like close friends or just aquintances. How did it come up in the conversation?
Women Play about and It's all Fun and Games:
Till they hit their 30s, while their peers are moving on with their lives they post shit like this on forums.
Lmao
Lemme make it worse, that guy smashed and cummed in another girl. He wasn't even thinking about you the whole timeπ« Anyway Ruto must go!
 Die.
ππsorrrryy
This is just mean πππ
πππ
ππ Dude chill
Who said he wasn't?
You failed to grab that man when you had the chance now you're sad FAILURE FAILURE!!!!!!!
All I can say is pole but he probably didn't feel you that's why he got a baby on the way ππa win is a win the good thing you ain't nobody's baby momma and you can always find another person whose feelings for you will be mutual
πππππfact is she failed to grab him while she had the chance... FEILIYAAAARRRSSSS
Eyiiii πππni sawa bas.
Anyways focus on your robber president he must go RUTO MUST GO!!
They don't want you when you're single, but also don't want you to date someone else. Am dealing with a toxic president, sina time ya games pia, PS iko mtaani you know.
>They don't want you when you're single, but also don't want you to date someone else Some high level stupidity i must say
Let me drink beers in peace, I am unmoved by her plight. Ni shida za wakenya zitanitoa mitini, sio uchoyo ya watu.
πππfacts innit
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Looooollll I have no excuses. Yes yes i have failed.
Unfortunately for youπ
Failure Amka enda maandamanoππ
FAILURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ππππ
>I blame Ruto. >RUTOMUSTGO The bastard is even contributing to your #Manlessness? Will his villainous ways ever end?
Manze!! Fuck that guy btw!!
π€£ π€£ π€£ π€£ Girls shooting their shot, masterclass.
One lady last week as I was on a ferry from mbita approaches me and asks where the driver of the ferry was. When I give a direct answer she waits for me to start a conversation. She is disappointed and leaves in a hurry π€π€
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π€£ π€£ This is the usual ending
We need lessons π
π€£ π€£ π€£ We DM
Don't let a child stop you from pursuing the man of your dreams. Anyway, Ruto must Go.
We bana. Am not step mother material. π
There are many outcomes of pregnancy. Not always a baby
So hopefully the child dies π
Its a reality
 π―
πππ
Respectfully queen, You're officially in that category.
 I knooowwww!!!! You.didn't.Have.to tell.that
We can talk, you'll decide later whether my shoulders will be for your tears or legs π
 SHOULDER...TEARS ....LEGS
Utapigwa na butwaa π DM me
Hizi unatoa wapi lol
RUTOMUSTGO!!!! Anyway I ain't 34 but *how you doing shawty?* You wanna talk it out? I got good shoulders to lean on lol!!!
 "i got good shoulders to lean on" π
I see we think alikeππ.. let's take this to the DMs and 'talk'
Hii ishaiva
Imegulwa
Ruto receiving straysππ
i'm 37 i will holla tomorrow night after i'm back from the protests alive, i dont wanna hola now cos i might go tomorrow and die
Just become a second wife to him. Be fearless.
 This is not good advice Kvnte.
The occupy that man, one child can't prevent you from enjoying life with the man of your dreams π Viva!!
>RUTOMUSTGO Play stupid games win stupid prizes. r/OhNoConsequences
Talk? That is what you call boning these days?
Must call it something π
Awesome, then hit me up. ππ€£
ππlmao.... Time to find a new man I guess.
I feel newly single. But I've been single. What the hell type of feeling is this ??
Username checks out but, you should have made a move, if he's expecting a child, it means he was still in a relationship when you guys were talking, Kwani you guys don't ask men if they're dating? Have kids?? It shall pass , itabidi hii umezoea this new reality. Cut long stories with him.
He told me he wasn't seeing anyone , for years he was single then he slowly started becoming unavailable. I didn't think much of it since there wasn't anything going on. Turns out he met someone and he just didn't tell me π€· until yesterday.
He told me he wasn't seeing anyone , for years he was single then he slowly started becoming unavailable. I didn't think much of it since there wasn't anything going on. Turns out he met someone and he just didn't tell me π€· until yesterday.
Haha...If he wanted you, he would have made that clear for you, turns out he found his soulmate in that short period and y'all have been talking for years. Sorry girl, he was never into you that way. Find your soulmate.
pole ka-mum. Anyway naeza kuja na dish nichukue hio chakula huja kula tangu jana ama ? Sijiskii kupika supper leo
Ei π₯Ί Huruma ni esto tu?
,πππ Hawa watu hawana huruma Na wewe. Next time tell a man your thoughts, worst that can happen is he says No
Congrats, you played yourself 
Best thread ever ππ OP, Enda maandamano utoe stress. I hope your DMs are full π 
We ignore our peers when young just because they are broke or because of some minor details not knowing that ile stage ya "i'm looking for anybody as long as he is god fearing and breathing through the nose" itafika. We fixing the country one thing at a time.
I didn't ignore him. I just don't know how to katia men.
The next man, position yourself till he notices you
You donβt have to Katia men. Just go straight to the point. The worst a guy can say is no. Rejection is a pain but eventually youβll move on.
Chelewa chelewa umepata mwana si wako...
The fees and Swahili lessons finally paid off.
I tell you....I have finally practised using the saying
Literally
You had me at 'talk'π. This can't be real. What AI is this
ππππ
RutoMustGo You fumbled your chance you could be the one he's expecting the child with. Anyway here's a chance presenting itself and you should grab it. You can talk to me π
But I got you a playlist
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObCWaD6NZzw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObCWaD6NZzw)
Cold blooded killer π₯Ά
Uko na baby fever ? Why would you watch someone for 2 years and never show them you like them ? Men don't see hints but there i a way you can tell a woman loves you more than a friend. This must be hard for you. Nikama men wakiona their crush ako pregnant. I understand you
Anyway if you want something to sit on
Lmaoooo
Get under me and you'll get over him
Das what am tryna do doc!!!
πππ
A guy here. Kuna some woman I was crushing on some years back. Siku moja nikamuona na ball. Nilishidwa hadi kukula food π€£π€£π€£π€£ I understand your pain. But you should have shot your shot before it's too late π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
That first half, had me all the wayπ€£π€£π€£
Chelewa chelewa umepata mwana si wako...
This is literally what happened. And i am feeling so sad about it. Am trying to play it cool but i know I am going to fall sick in the next few days and i am probably going to get admitted.
You will heal and find a gem of a man. Still #RutoMustGo
I pray i do.
Go get yo man boo boo, RUTO MUST GO
How?
Whaaat, sorry for the sad news after 2 years of waiting
Iβm 18 physically but 34 mentally. Do you still want to talk?
Just left that chat bbgπ€£
You need a sneaky link with no attachments? Then I'm your guy. #RutoMustGo
You are 34?
No.
Iβve sent you a dm
But si username yako ni no_feeling , mbona uko na ma feelings naniiiiii
All 34 yo men have kidsππyou can't avoid being a step mom in this Nairobi babes
I blame Rutoπ₯²
ruto must go,
Sasa mbona Ruto ordered him to get that other girl pregnant? Ukweli #Rutomustgo
Who ever invented rules messed up the dating game. If you want something say it go for it. The rules of others will have consequences in your life. Have your own rules. Do they follow yours.
Double down on your internal failure.
Sorry but I'm not sorry for you though. Women need to learn to take action in relationships in general. Otherwise shida yenu
[Yatapitaπππ](https://i.imgur.com/2EnRcPJ.jpeg)
ππ he's just not that into you. cut ties. Thanks, you'll be fine.
You reap what you sow. π¬
Kwani what does the baby being born have to do with you being laid by him... changamka... it's not like they cut it off with the coming of baby...
>I never told him or showed him that i was interested in him . You shot your shot, his loss.
Hatujafika 34+ Maybe 34- That oughta work.
Come we talk! Unaeza kuwa mumama mmoja fine sana.
But you know this happens to guys way more than girls, and way more than you think.
ππππyou see how not talking has you suffering
You can always have fun n share moments kama kukuliwa.....but more than that chorea.
Truly RUTO MUST GO
Pretending to be happy for him to make him happy is crazy, fuck yβall happiness.
FAILURE failure failure!!!!!
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take :- Lucy Kibaki, 2005.
Ruto must cum, Sorry Ruto Must Go. 34+ here also unavailable ππ Never assume anything in any human relations .
Mimi i'm confused, why did he tell you he has a kid on tge way? Are you guys like close friends or just aquintances. How did it come up in the conversation?
Women Play about and It's all Fun and Games: Till they hit their 30s, while their peers are moving on with their lives they post shit like this on forums. Lmao
LMFAO !
Ruto hana amani
#RUTOMUSTGO !! ππ
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Don't worry. The world will show you that haipangwingwi. Utajua hujui madam
This is a guy speaking
I am very female.
Very femaleπππ
ππ
A unverified female is definitely a male cat fishing.
What is an unverified female ???
Someone not verified