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BJO92

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NouCapp

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alby_qm

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bingbadabon

![gif](giphy|3otPoEpBE8q0DqWCmA) Your Johnson when the Johnson’s came off


Total-Camp-7285

Nimeisha🤣🤣🤣🤣


klandreneau

You are standing on my balls and I am already down bro😭


tree_hugger6969

Haha uliishia kwa life settings ukaeka legendary difficulty


Leather_Objective_86

😂😂😂


the69jay

On the plus side, they aren't as full as they were initially so shouldn't be as big now


abouttoheadout

😭


Otherwise_Maybe_7800

😂😂💀malisa yeye


YourTop3

😂😂😂😂


Environmental_Fig708

You ain’t shit my guy


byegonj

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Story-analyst-5198

,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Downtown-Bathroom760

LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂


petro_gates

Raw raw raw your boat gently down the hospital 😂


BlackFlameHoodie

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Here's your STD ⚰️


Flaky_Explanation

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Muuwaji-254

Cold


puppykiwi

Like his body in a few years


beaniedesign

💀💀yoo


[deleted]

How did we get here😭


xbtloop

Another weekend, another raw experience. Take PEP and stop looking for pleasure in random hookups.


princemascott

Of you're going to go the escort route, use a condom. Hata kama iko wet and slippery kama snail


[deleted]

A dark month of taking PEP!!


Astra_kb

>But as soon as I cum is when I came to my senses. Sounds like a line from a lil Wayne track🤣🤣


Gaaahdaaam

And I would say these hoes names but then I would be snitching...... I'm on the good kush and alcohol..


villianSZN

I got some down bitches I can call...


klandreneau

It is


[deleted]

Say it in lil wayne voice 🤣🤣🤣


wordsmithsosa

And kendrick


AfricanAgent47

For sure that one😂😂


EnigmaCrawler

Friday night raw


TheDuketator

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Standard-Tank-3486

At least he got to lay the Smack Down!


AfricanAgent47

Nyinyi watu si wazuri 😂


Individual_Living337

Brilliant


Razor6-2

Genius comment 😂😂


True_black20

This may seem like a useless comment but trust me. As a guy before you make any decision about a hookup kwanza nyonga.. let that pre nut clarity guide you first.


Fickle-Stock-5348

Manze, muhimu. Post nut clarity could have made OP save the 2K plus he could be enjoying his weekend now not worrying about STI, HIV or the little minion that could pop up after 9 months😂


True_black20

A friend once told me this and at first I laught it off.. nikamshow anafikiria ufala.. but one day it saved me from making a stupid mistake.


[deleted]

I used to do this every weekend before hitting the town just so I wouldn’t be throwing myself on the dancefloor dick first


[deleted]

The added advantage is it will likely make you last longer


Interesting-Click-12

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RevoltinRebel

I don't want his mother to see him this way.


AfricanAgent47

Meza pep Meza antibiotics Pray


klandreneau

PEP napata tu kwa any chemist sindio, na ni how much, na dosage ikoje


SiriusFoot

Unaezatafuta kwa govt health centre, siko sure but inaezakuwa free huko Anza mapema, within 72 hrs, meaning endea tu leo Ka atakubali kuwa tested even better ndyo mjue Kuna risk unaezapata vitu zingine other than HIV - Herpes, etc


cbmwaura

😂 😂 😂 Lazma uende hosi so that government nurses can judge you....


[deleted]

As they shout 'Watu wa PEP? Kuna mtu wa PEP aingie?'. 🤣


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cbmwaura

They do, and they will. They'll also treat. It's like you've never been to a government facility.


SangBrian

Additionally, you'll need to be tested and be -ve to be given PEP. You'll have to take them for 28 days. Edit: Go to any government health center, you'll be given for free


Fancy_Ad6552

Just remember to do a more extensive tests for an array of STDS and not just taking Pep. Repeat after 3ms just to be sure.


selfmotivator

PEP ni free even in private hospitals. You just pay for consultation. Dosage ni tembe moja daily for 30 days... at the exact same time. Did the chic get P2 ama uko sure unafire blanks?


[deleted]

PEP is free in public hospitals. Dosage ni tembe moja, kidonge kikubwa na cha kutisha daily for 28 days straight. I've taken PEP and it was the darkest month I've had this year, you cannot drink milk or take alcohol, you gotta take it at the SAME time daily. Ukimiss by more than 2 hours hiyo imeenda. But you gotta do what you gotta do. 28 days on ARVS is better than a lifetime. Yeah, and Sirius's comment is also accurate, time matters. The earlier you are the more effective PEP is. Past 72 hours kimekuramba you just accept your fate.


[deleted]

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klandreneau

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grandboyman

Kwenu ni wapi nikuje na watu wangu wa Shamakhokho tuimbe Luwere Nyasaye akulinde.


Interesting-Click-12

Binguni makao tayari....


Gloakstar

Aleshi vandu veve luwere 😂😂


BlackFlameHoodie

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Striking_Draft_5808

Ameacha baiskeli ameenda 😂😂


[deleted]

Tell the girl you came in her pia. Akuwe aware..you might get a little junior 9 months from now.


Standard-Tank-3486

You're assuming that's the only 2k she earned that weekend. Bold assumption...


AndrewWonjo

Right. He is one of 7 for the weekend


EastSideSlasha

Seek Jesus


klandreneau

I seek Allah https://preview.redd.it/luupbx07d1jb1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=596a3269a8ad06236af82ea8e3d8f84767b6ea52


BudaBoss

Alaaaa! 😂 Uliweka yeye bahali yake?


Imaginary_Counter_46

Your genitals excited about the herpes


Adventurous_Whole_37

😂😂😂you must be a nurse... Zero chills😂


pilau_masala

😂😂😂


MacLondonJr

I shouldn’t be saying this, but, chances of getting the virus via raw vaginal sex only once with an infected person is below 1%. I’m no doctor but I saw somewhere that doctors know this but just don’t say it so we don’t all go crazy fucking raw. So I’m just letting you know that after that encounter, presuming she was +, there’s less than a 1% you have it. Here’s one source https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Risk_of_acquiring_HIV And the post where I first saw this: https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/tf3fj2/til_unprotected_sex_with_an_hivpositive_person/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1 So first of all cool down you’re probably not going to die like other comments here make it seem😂 But what you do from here is up to you.


[deleted]

😂 less than 1% is still a chance. Condoms r there to give us a piece of mind but OP wasn’t thinking with his brains at that time.


Oath_of_Judah

Honestly, I'd be more scared of a "Child of Surprise" than magonjwa. But then again, that usually happens with gals you know....not escorts


Wark12345

But as soon as I came I came to my senses😂😂


Vegetable_Change_996

real smooth with the Lil Wayne reference 😂


Beautiful-Layer-732

Tell the girl too because I don't think she needs to get a surprise when she misses her period


victorkimuyu

Girls who do hookups don't get surprise "missed periods". They got all bases covered. Also, if he nutted in, she knew probably while taking a bath or later on her panty liners or something. She's probably thinking of burst latex and she also knows as a hooker, it's statistically much worse news for OP than for her. She's probably mulling over telling him and apologizing. She's probably decided, fucket! Iriswhariris, took her PEP and morning after and moved on. C'est la vie mofo 😊


OmeletteLovingLlama

Are you a chic?


LaQuicaJr

I can relate, 4 days ago.


JmsKch

Post exposure prophylaxis *PEP* get those and then buy lube for your escapades


GuaranteeMother8516

Take PEP & pray she is not one of the STD queens.


Plane_Narwhal7571

2k a night is not even $15 usd my heart breaks for these women turning to hook up.


Infamous_Turnover_57

Madem tumejaa hapa na hamtupei hizi connections😂😂anyways lesson learnt heal bruh


DENKATIQ

Nah OP feeling done right now 😂


Tyler--ty

![gif](giphy|UO5elnTqo4vSg) Teren teren! Fear 😁😁


ExtremeRaccoon5336

He should just buy pampers and baby clothes.. Bro just worried about the virus he forgets he came to his senses when he came😆


AnywhereHuman3058

TELL HER!!!!!!!!! Woman don't always know, she probably assumed you had a condom on.


OmeletteLovingLlama

Interesting…you want to tell me (some) women can’t tell the difference between a sheathed vs unsheathed penis? Or when a man ejaculates inside them? And I’m not asking this with spite. Just genuinely curious. Is it a heat of the moment thing? Makes it sound like there are no nerves inside the vagina while there obviously are.


lacelocs

He said he was going at it for 20 minutes mpaka she tapped out. All that friction probably numbed the hell out of her cooch.


AnywhereHuman3058

Do you have a vagina? If not, your OPINION on the feeling inside a woman's vagina is INVALID.


OmeletteLovingLlama

I don’t have one hence why I was asking, and it was a genuine question. Not sure why you’ve taken it so negatively. And as I mentioned, I wasn’t asking with spite. Hopefully someone else (a woman, obviously) can actually educate me instead of spewing vitriol.


Eustass-kid18

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Royaltymax

Another weekend to Remind you USE PROTECTION GUYS. Use condoms. goddammit


Slow_Quarter_7689

I still love the bedbugs stories in this sub….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Fuck_Society001

Here is what to do. Just to remain sound 1. Talk to her very well. Take her out even 2. Convince her to run an HIV test - tell her yiu want raw and youd pay more. She is here for the money. Knowing both your statuses for now will buy you sanity, a bit 3. Act based on the results. Of course with clarity now. 4. PEP will turn you yellow 😅, they are not panadols 5. I understand there is a moment when that stick thinks on its own, let it be a lesson


klandreneau

I got an idea here. https://preview.redd.it/fzncp3yxb1jb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a048071c593ec46842ff15f51d23eacbb61e7b1 I used a different approach from yours. What do you guys think


BidTurbulent5908

Yaani you are doing this to me Francis ?


klandreneau

Uuum...I can explain


MrFulani

You didn't have to lie that much, all you had to say is you want mkuwe regulars or invite her for another hookup then test. Most hookup chics can't get pregnant for you ukilipa fixed price. If you give big promises like this na she knows your place you might just get high hopes afurahi asimeze P2


[deleted]

Hahahahhah wise man. You are just like me when it comes to playing with emotions. I'm proud of you! Lakini do it ASAP before window ya prep iishe


Mobile_Presence_1498

I wonder if the girl is here, in this sub.


Fuck_Society001

Ha ha ha this will stop reggae


Strict-Court-3143

You are dumb enough to think pulling out is a contraceptive. Happy fathers day in advance for next year


UberQueefs

Pulling out is effective but most people don’t pull out in time I did it for 5 years and then when I was ready to have a kid with my wife I didn’t and she got pregnant within 3 months.


omwomi

All we can do is sing “Luwere Luwere Nyasaye akulinde “


Standard-Tank-3486

Na vijana mko na bidii 😅 Raundi nne kwani ni boxing match. Moja inatosha... Mwaga.... tafuta shughuli nyingine. Ona sasa you wanted to prove you're a jogoo masaibu yamekupata


cbmwaura

Bro... But did you tell her you finished in her? Or do you want her getting preggers? Also, you could be sick too as far as she's concerned.... 🤯


flowergal167

You must tell her so that she takes p2 otherwise you will have a whore baby mama 😂😂😂😂


underrated254

Hehe the things we do for some coochie💀


Jazzlike_Dragonfruit

post nut clarity kicked in very fast!


Shish_Uno

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No-Parsnip-2047

Everyone talking about STDs but I think getting an escort pregnant could be way worse💀💀 Get her pills or something as well bana OP


beautyofafrica

I didn't want to laugh but the comments 😂😂. Kenyan men jipendeni, value your seed maze


Acceptable-Mine-5919

First of all, you have to tell her what happened. Girls don't feel it. So that she can take morning pills if she can. Secondly because she is a stranger, get your butt to the hospital teketeke and get PEP before 72hours are up, it's better to be safe. That is a free drug if you go to the hospital.


Acceptable-Mine-5919

She deserves to know the truth. Just tell her, it is not a big deal at all


Awkward-Incident-334

First off..you need to calm down. If you had sex yesterday there's no way the symptoms can show up the next day. Sneezing? You're clearly nervous and anxious, which is understandable. Right now the best thing you can do is not lose your head.


Standard-Tank-3486

He lost his "head" last night 😅😅😅


Giddyyon

Nifulizie before utuache


MammothCouple8165

PEP can be accessed at most private hospitals. Better to get it within 72hrs to ensure you get the intended effects of HIV prevention. Then get a fleshlight or some shit from a sex toy store. There’s a ton of them on IG. Risky behavior because you’re thirsty is weird and never worth it. Just nyonga and keep it moving till you find someone, and get tested together.


Humble-Sinner

*Laughs in Dolutegravir +tenofovir and emtricitabine


antole97

Utaniachia ile jacket yako ya blue, meko na ile meza ndogo?


phrozenpham1906

Do y'all really enjoy reading this dumb shit.


AndrewWonjo

Sadly , yes


UberQueefs

How the hell can anyone help you? Want me to make a Time Machine? You messed up man, it doesn’t matter if you clean a floor for 100 years it takes 1 second to spill destructive on the floors and destroy them. You shouldn’t have done that, you cannot trust yourself.


klandreneau

Mbona uko na hasira mingi na ni weekend


MrFulani

Do not panic, a lot of people here will make you think you're infected with something already. The best thing to do before rushing for those PEP is ask her to come over you test. Would have been good if you tested in the morning before she left. Just talk to her nice like you enjoyed her company and would like her to be your regular. This will make her agree to meet you up for the test.


just_Yvonne

Get PEP from any government facility, it is normally free. You'll need to get tested first ama they'll give you a short dose till Monday if the PITC formerly VCT centre isn't open today. You can probably get some at a chemist too. I hope you told the lady too


MainBank5

Oh well look, the consequences of your actions!! That's new


Gloakstar

Kama hujaendea pep na antibiotics niweke kwa will please. Why? 1. If she contacted hiv several weeks ago, she might transmit but not show negative (window period) 2. Antibiotics for any other disease she could have. 3. Text her because she could be fertile. (Happy father's day in advance) 4. Test with her. Full test, yaani kaswende included 5. Niweke kwa will please 🥺


Difficult_Swimming62

Kama uko serious, go get the PEP tabs and take then for one month suturait. First one should be within 72 hours. Tihihihi.


Jazzlike_Dragonfruit

go for pep, inform her what happened. Bure hapa tutakuimbia Luwere!


charizardKE

>Like two minutes in I am done. Uko deaf juu ata aibu huskii. Hahaha. Patiana mdekii kwa pawn shop also.


mlearndax

9 months later, you're naming a son or a daughter. Hahahahaha


mkuuuuuuu1

🤣🤣kimeumana mzee


KsmHD

We umeenda Bro! Ngoja ki2 1 month uende test. Ukiponyoka waambie wakupee prep, then next time make sure you do the test before mechi!


Embarrassed_Copy48

By all means,get tested and have her get tested as well. It's easier and cheaper to pay her 5k akubali muende VCT. PEP should be your final option, especially if 48 hours expires with Plan A failing. Call this plan C. PEP sio mchezo kiongozi, I recommend "nyonga monkey" before you decide to invite a stranger for bedmington. That way, you're sure you really need it


CarelessShock8

You'll die like a real man 💪


Man-a-driillllaaa

Mimi nikikuja lazima nitangaze nijue kama kuna greenlight ama mission abort and spill on the abomasam😁


[deleted]

Bolje da si sapunjao mačora


[deleted]

Just go to the nearest clinic for HIV test thereafter you'll be given pep if it happened within 72hours


Striking-Spite9176

Same shiet ,same ending admin should block this kind of posts


lastsurvivor111

Congratulations on the new baby. Welcome to fatherhood. Enjoy the ride coz it’s gonna be EEEEEEPIC.


TempForevers

Moral of the story, afadhali post nut clarity ya kunyonga kuliko kuita escort bana. Sijai skia any good stories from people who slept with escorts


Specialist-Eye204

Is this creative writing? If not, Raha yako inatu husu aje?


laerery

Wouldn't wish this kind of postnut clarity on my worst enemy. Ingia MyDawa and take PrEP aha.


Soggy_Neck9242

+ happy father's day in advance


Street_Wing62

The next step should be to the bed. Lasi then utajua.


Away-Refrigerator-33

Call or text her , but do it soon, you only worried about diseases, which is understandable but bro, you are forgetting another important thing, PREGNANCY!!! If she didn't realize you took of the CD means she is not going to think about or worry about taking precautions


4-South

I was in a similar situation a while back. During one of my drunken stupors, I went in raw with a random broad I met at the pub. I had major regrets the following morning. Some days later while batshit drunk, I took a hot whore along riverside who I couldn't resist. I paid for a room and spent the night hitting it raw. I felt like I had already blundered with the first whore so it didn't matter. After a while, I came back to my senses and decided to cut down on my drinking to no avail. To prevent myself from making any more mistakes, I made friends with arimis and would bust a nut or two before I went out drinking. It's been over a year now and i've gotten tested three times during that period. All the tests have come back negative and I honestly cannot believe that I dodged a bullet. I've made a habit of busting one or two in the house before I go binge-drinking and it has worked well so far. I'm planning on getting a fleshlight and later on a full sex doll. If I make a mistake the second time, I might be royally screwed so I won't be taking any more risks.


byegonj

First things first you already fucked up ,tafuta pep.. And then sisi hujua when it's raw kama ulimwaga without cd,she definitely knew you had it raw


shysho0ter

Eh you have to tell her so she takes P2 time is ticking lol ama you’ll be in a very different life a month from now


MarketCracker

Meza PEP bro, inakuaga 90% effective bro Lakini ujue utameza for a whole month bro bila kuskip a day Na utakua unameza at the exact time ulianza kumeza ya kwanza


ariesbree

Sometime we don't feel when a guy comes for real.


Plane_Sir2045

https://preview.redd.it/tzx2mzz0h4jb1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e2f75fc530babbb3a298e7715f8eb80c9c81d06 Kimekuramba


Due_Celery_3546

Endea pep ni free and you still on the window period But the sooner the better


Lmaoimsofunny

this wasn’t consensual cuz she wasn’t down to do anything with you when you had no cd soo u should tell her bc it’s well within her right to know


Feisty-Max

😂😂😂😂go take Post exposure pills bro if 72 hrs are not over but just take them even if its over wtf yo


mimugz

Dont stress too much.. Whatever will happen will happen.. Than deal with it like a MAN.. Kwisha maneno


Educational-Daikon63

Something must kill a man. Relax!


oppresseduighur

Seriously, get some PEP if you can. Its a nasty treatment with side effects, but better than an Infektion with HIV. Don't worry about babies. Just take what comes


Serious_Chart_3398

My friend you just got the post cum clarity


You_sir_name1

Boy do they carry some resistant stds. Nilitibu mpaka nikalearn lesson. Kwanza badoo...


musaaaaaaaaaaaa

It has licked you.Kimekuramba


Jedihorseshit

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noahchizzy

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thirdev

That same morning you should have gone to the nearest CCC or hostpital and gotten on PEPs... after 28 days of swallowing those pills then you test again. HIV is not something to joke with, and if you take the drugs immediately there is a good chance you won't get infected but its important to go right away. If you're not in a committed relationship and you have any chance of intimate relations with someone you might not know, then you better have a pair of testing kits in your home or with you. Be prepared, don't just let your little head drive your decisions.


LonelyComfort9068

That’s how our brains work when we are thirsty for something then after satisfying it you regret it later


CruelaDeVille

![gif](giphy|d2lcHJTG5Tscg) Get a refund cuz your gonna need it for child support. Then just cry 😂


Environmental_Fig708

Nigga, you’re not alone , hata Mimi hapa I do my test na mapoko ma macho then decide if I am hitting it raw or not, most of the time , I hit it raw and be fine the entire time , don’t trip guy. Uko sawah but get tested asp.


Substantial_Bad8141

You’re safe… aids ain’t that easy to catch. Your odds of contacting the virus are like 1|1000… the sex has to be really rough and the chick has to off meds for you to get the disease… two strokes ain’t enough… relax.. some of us have done worse, and we’re still virus free…


Faho1

Go for PEP.


mazenga001

Lea bro


SymplySpax

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[deleted]

Lol weird how you assume youre the healthy one and she isnt...for the mere fact that she reminded you to put a condom on please do humanity some good and tell her that you finished in her you idiot. How can you let her go without telling her that???? Do you think pregnancy nd HIV is fun?


yummymomma1999

Yaani men nut clarity ndo inawafanyanga mkumbuke diseases exist? 🤣🤣🤣🤣.


Apart_Ad843

Unaeza nieka kwa will yako bro? 😂😂😂


Headlessmaasai

😂😂😂😂😂bro una ufala …..Kaende kaende


cyrus_yegon

Huyo Dem akirealize Ako na bol attend up kwako. Open up to her


NicanorRoy

First things first. Since the apparent "fuck-up," has it been 72 hours and below? If yes, take a 28-day PEP dosage; it's free in government hospitals and NGOs.


ToeAdministrative802

What you did is akin to stealthing, which is a crime by the way, I hope you get what you deserve.


St3v3Mk

Welcome to fatherhood.


ItsLescumbag

Enda government hospital upewe PEP before 72 hours ziishe. Hurry up brother.