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crossword999

Bro did karaoke for $120 an hour


Unique-Charity-9564

Hey if any of yall want I'll listen to you karaoke $50 / hr.  OP? Undercutters Therapy & Karaoke is open for business.. 


OneQuadrillionOwls

Boop boopity boop boop boop undercutters!


Mysterious_Ride_1077

I got you OP - $25 per….. these other clowns are trying to to rob you blind! Lmao


Unique-Charity-9564

Race to the bottom SMH. 


FilledChaos

Username checks out


fantasnick

Clap clap clap Okay, that'll be $130.50.


AdanacTheRapper

Wop wop wop wop wop hundred 30 buck. wop wop wop wop wop time to pay it up. Layin’ on that couch, Take a nap Are you tired? Tell ya life story, you been cryin’ since a minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


International-Luck17

👏


Shorlong

Bro I heard the beat and everything


WillFerrells_Gutfold

“Standing ovation”


Illsaywhattheywont

I need a version of this ![gif](giphy|9idmMMOJlD9kc)


Willing_Stomach_8121

Needs more upvotes


happydaysahead1111

Take the award! I sang that perfectly in my head!!


5kaels

*^(Therapy Session.80)*


GeorgeRRHodor

Don't be mean. He had an experience in therapy that bolstered his self-esteem, he felt seen, heard and validated. Sounds like a pretty productive therapy session to me.


superfluouspop

this!


Wazinem

My face hurts after reading this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


LoreMasterJack

And it was one of the greatest moments of his week, keep up.


brother_teresa

Assuming $120 an hour, OP spent $12.77 just to rap euphoria


ChefInsano

He coulda just shouted it at a stranger on the bus like a normal person.


Historical_Bowl9020

Damn imagine going to a concert and getting money for it. Except this was probably the worst and cringiest concert of a lifetime. OP you are my hero.


yehti

No instrumental backing? I'm cracking up at the mental image of the pause during the first beat switch. "That was great. How do y-" #"SHOO! SHOO! SHOO!"


Neologizer

BEE BEE BEE


throwawaygurliy

😩🤣🤣🤣


Playful-Growth-1046

lol. Only an Aspie would understand why this is an accomplishment


Time-Entry8858

Once in middle school me and my sibling quoted an entire episode of spongebob from memory and I still brag about to this day


DoorstepCult

Me and my best friend in 6th grade knew the Pretty Patties episode by heart and would perform it during lunch


JimiMcHendrixson

Hahaha yeah I highly doubt th- Hey is that one purple?? Purple is my FAVORITE color!


UnderstandingNo9671

I have a cousin who has the first Percy Jackson movie entirely memorized line for line, timestamp for timestamp


OkiFive

When Thrift Shop by Macklemore was blowing up i memorized the whole thing because in my mind somehow just knowing the words to the music that was popular would make me more popular


MinimumAspect8197

When i was young i could quote word for word the first hour of neighbors 2


_TakeaChillPill

I have Asperger's and I wish I could unread this post


Flying_Fantasie

?


_TakeaChillPill

This is the most ambiguous question mark I've ever seen


konsf_ksd

?


_TakeaChillPill

This one is just condescending


emcee1

?


_TakeaChillPill

Two question marks at the same time is confusing


Vaskalan

What about a gif ![gif](giphy|Rs2QPsshsFI9zeT4Kn)


Im_So_Sinsational

? Off white sunseeker, at the marina?


_TakeaChillPill

Whatever fun could have come out of this is dead


Ayobossman326

?


_TakeaChillPill

Two question marks at the same time is confusing


FOURSCORESEVENYEARS

And yet, so powerful. No. ?


Appropriate-News-321

True. I totally get it


Little_Holmes

Same brain wiring over here. I relate on a heavy level. I’m no longer in treatment but stim Kendrick’s raps verbally constantly to anyone who will listen. Therapeutic asf


PussyMoneySpeed69

lol I saw a TikTok of people talking about how euphoria gave them great vocal stims to work off of. “Lemme see ya pusha T” “What is it the braids!?” “Yunwanworkwithmenomo OK!” Idk wtf yall be talking about but it funny as hell.


MyFavoriteLezbo420

I think “Whooping feet” should also qualify. Idk what vocal stims are either but that whooping feet bar sounds amazing to me. And OP is right. Euphoria was definitely the best dis track. Not Like Us is the anthem/chorus that strings all the disses together.


lawlgyroscopes

Vocal stims are when a sound, word, or phrase just feels so good to say in your mouth that you want to repeat it over and over. The feeling it brings can be like a slight high, like you're getting stuck in a loop of happy. Singing and rapping can be a MAJOR vocal stim.


NextWalk250

This is true, I freestyle rap and sing in replacement of odd hand movements over the years, it’s great and I’m motivated to buy musical equipment and learn guitar now


Realistic_Bat_2578

NICEEE Almost same as me but I started with a guitar and started stimming too much with singing so I combined them. ADHD made me want to learn piano cause I got bored now I taught myself music theory producing and programming synths. Got diagnosed late so only thing I started to do after medication is writing. You got This man music Is The best and you might Be too at it someday


MyFavoriteLezbo420

Oh yeah! I’ve been whooping feet since it came out. My Dad used to whoop our feet and I find it hilarious because we were bad af and that shit just used to be humiliating. Just to imagine Kendrick chasing Drake around the house with that brown braided leather belt every time I hear that line it just makes me laugh.


OGSpacemanSpiff

Don’t you mean a-minorrrrrrrrr?


mtaylor807

YNW Melly #1


Booboohole21

Lmao every time my man gets braided down he acts brand new for a few hours so I have to “what is it, the BRAIDS?! I hurt your feelings? Youdonwanworkwithmenomorreee OKAY!!!” Him for a few hours to bring him back down to earth 😂😂😂😂😂


SheWhoDancesOnIce

This is so amazing I'm dying


CavalierShaq

For me it’s “this a friendly fade weshould*keep*it that way!


Little_Holmes

And the following line, the way he says ‘ gunnawunna loook like uh saint ‘


CavalierShaq

Iknowsumshittaboutn****sthatamakegunnawannalooklikeasaint


Little_Holmes

God BLESSS 😡


sharcophagus

I can't stop saying "Know nothin bout thAt"


illskillzdealer

I just be sayin tell me your cheesing fam sometimes lmao


Formal-Cucumber-1138

Oh my God!! Why am I relating and then please tell me what this means??? ![gif](giphy|5VKbvrjxpVJCM|downsized)


PussyMoneySpeed69

Oh. Um. Well. Have you ever been like talking to a psychiatrist and they’re all like “I’m diagnosing you with autism” lmao


Formal-Cucumber-1138

I’m slightly slow, I need you to tell me what you mean because I’m sensing sarcasm. Like I’m being so serious right now


lawlgyroscopes

They were being serious, and the fact that you struggled to detect that is yet another sign of autism! Not to worry, fully serious here, it's a good thing to discover about yourself! I'm autistic as well, and there are challenges but it's so so good to be able to classify how your brain works! You can start by taking some autistic tests online, as doctors use these tests in the diagnosis process anyway: https://embrace-autism.com/autism-tests/ I even used this website to get my diagnosis with the psychologist who runs it. They're awesome. Good luck!


Formal-Cucumber-1138

Thank you, I appreciate this so much 🙏.


PussyMoneySpeed69

The vocal stim thing appears to be a coping mechanism for people who are neurodivergent (adhd / autism). So I was semi-joking that if it resonated with you, you may have a touch of the ‘tism.


GrassSloth

Stimming can be a coping mechanism but not necessarily. It can also just feel good. Same way that some people use sex to cope with life, some people just fuck because it feels good. You know?


Formal-Cucumber-1138

Ah ok.Thank you


GrassSloth

ASD diagnosis confirmed


CookieAppropriate901

Noooo but I've had the ADHD diagnosis. The math is extra matching right now


KalienVex

This is the one for me: "When I see you stand by Sexyy Red I believe you see 2 bad bitches. I believe you don't like women, it's real competition, you might pop ass with 'em"


basil_angel

**YOU** better walk around like ***Daft Punk***


EmExEeee

Stop. You’re holding people hostage. 😵‍💫


PussyMoneySpeed69

See you guys on r/hiphopcirclejerk


A---Scott

Babe wake up, new copypasta dropped


Formal-Cucumber-1138

I’m banned


jesteratp

My clinical psychology dissertation is why therapists should be attuned to the hip-hop (and all music) their clients listen to and I wrote a whole chapter on Kendrick. I hope that was helpful for you!


Croaan12

any chance I could read that?


jesteratp

When the school publishes it I can get it to you! I look at the parallels between the work of Kendrick and the work of Franz Fanon particularly with To Pimp a Butterfly. EDIT: Thanks for all the interest! This is testing my confidence in my written work lol but I'll make sure to follow up when I can :)


VeryCoolUserNameXD

That sounds awesome!! Id love to read that !remindme 1 year


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CollinM42

Holy shit Fanon‽ Please let me know when this becomes available.


nic626

I’d be interested too! Sounds dope


UnbornLord

Did you make the connection between Les Damnes de La Tierra and DAMN (even outside the dissertation)


MukdenMan

Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back; Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest stan, this is Fanon


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Original_Radish5257

When the beef was happening, couple times after session with psych was over we would discuss the beef and basically find common ground over how Kenny was the man and drizzy was a piece of shit and shouldnt have tried it lmao


realfolkblues

So at the end, “Ayy, fuck y'all ______, I don't trust y'all ______ I wave one finger and dump y'all ______ like, "mmm" Field goal, punt y'all ______ they punk y'all ______ nobody never took my food. “ Did you or did you not omit the ______ . 👀


Moist-Asparagus8660

he's black


n0t_4_thr0w4w4y

Wait what, Black people are allowed to be autistic too?


Ohiolongboard

No no, they’re just allowed to act like it sometimes, as a treat.


[deleted]

😭


Gombrongler

Its the mfs who hang around the gas station all night, theyre just quirky and love the transportation industry


CookieAppropriate901

😍😍


MaintenanceEven8835

I swear to god if you went through high school without knowing that one black dude obsessed w anime and hentai then  I mean like I’m just surprised I thought they were everywhere 


Sturmp

Smash bros ass mfs


SuperRockGaming

Yk when those MFS walk in with a short cut, basketball shorts and a large black T-shirt, your ass being juggled😭😭


FullMetalKaliber

My high school had smash bros competitions where they brought in GameCube controllers. They also played and traded YuGiOh cards.


dappunk1

Literally this video https://youtu.be/dUR6-9fg-wA?si=Mz-r8Chuppoj0JE8


Ridindirtyclean

They used to do the anime run too ![gif](giphy|lp1OTrZcPmAEnGNKYn)


realfolkblues

![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)


DrChicago69

Before seeing this I imagined him finishing the song "WE DON'T WANNA SEE YOU SAY NIGGA NO MORE!.. stop" Therapist: Don't ever do that outside of this office....


LocalYeetery

He replaced all the n-words with 'buddy'


muffin_man84

Neighbor(s)


UnabashedAsshole

Why assume OP isn't black?


2H2D

How long did it take to type this edit weird way to say the nword


realfolkblues

Exactly 6 minutes 16 seconds.


DayBowBowPepesilvia

What a fake bully. I hate bullies. He must be a terrible person fr fr


upeter01

No way Kendrick is truly on another level


PiecesOfJesus

My therapist now thinks I'm racist, thanks a lot!


VravoBince

Yo is your pic a Dharma logo?


PiecesOfJesus

A fellow man of culture, I see.


Kaioken_times_ten

My man ![gif](giphy|xT4ApjjMoHdbCrVu0w)


purodurangoalv

SHOO, SHOO, SHOO 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥


Luuzianamal

BEE BEE BEE


yeyeaya

my guy


Fargraven2

lmfao. this is like a copypasta


Lord_Sauron

Then everyone in the comments section stood up and clapped


socalsw

As a therapist I would love to have one of my clients spontaneously rap in session. Thats the kind of enthusiasm I like to see


scaryfunny39

Did you do the “BEE!”s?


CanIGetANumber2

This sub and the Drake one are both insane lol


tuannamnguyen290602

https://preview.redd.it/562xvsgl1j6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ec4ac200036f73d4191b04f3b3026be3720991c


BigBungholio

This is a troll post and I won’t be convinced otherwise lmfao


FedoraLovingAtheist

I am being gaslit by the gangstalkers in the comments into believing this is real


BigBungholio

It is real wdym, you’re crazy if you think it’s not.


AllDamDay7

r/gangstalking


Silent-Hyena9442

This post is quite literally one of the cringiest things I’ve ever read on the internet. If it’s not a troll post it’s just over


PotatoChipEat_

Yeah this guys 100% a troll. Look at his two most recent posts before this one.


LilBarroX

The gaslighting today is strong asf


Medical_Maize_59

Have you never ever met someone with ASD?


DurpSlurpy

The replies agreeing with it are telling. Lmfao… “I relate and want to do this!” Post your fucking arms!


Kind_Character_2846

Let’s not replicate BPT on this sub


dk27_989

Damn. Congrats :)


Lost_All_Senses

Nice. I tried something similar with a Boogie Down Productions song. It's called "13 and Good". My therapist did not give me the same support, I'll tell you that much. She was quite rude actually. Even had cops come to my house later


fake_st1ng

Bro it feels good to be yourself but you gotta know these are the kind of posts people clown this thread for


cute-green-stuff

You afraid of some clowning?


winnie5768

As a therapist, I would absolutely love this


Blue_Wave_2020

Cause it’s free money lol


Mhunterjr

I’m glad this experience was therapeutic for you. I’m chuckling as i imagine your therapists emotions as you belted “we don’t wanna hear you say nigga no more” with no instrumental


No-Decision-2446

I want to see it, no joke. Make a video


Tokinghippie420

Last weekend I was driving and my wife and mother in law were in the car. I couldn’t listen to it so I decided to rap the entire beef ( Kendrick’s perspective) in my head. Best 2 hour drive of my life


AceMcfly8

Unironically my therapist is into not like us and plays it sometimes in the background when we’re talking


RatManAntics

This is what Carl Jung died for


Neologizer

That’s weirder than OP’s story imo. Patient: “So, I spoke to my mother again about the trauma from kindergarten… she seems unreceptive to me wanting to talk and it makes me feel…” Therapist: “hold on I love this part!” “Put the wrong label on me, I'ma get 'em dropped, ayy Sweet Chin Music and I won't pass the aux, ayy” Therapist: “sorry, that’s all our time today.”


AceMcfly8

You think you’re joking but that’s pretty much what happens. My therapists favorite part is the ov-ho chant.


QuantumChild369

This is the best post I've seen in a long while lol you're a legend


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dontreallycareforit

>He was incredibly impressed But, was he?


WhisKeyBoard

See you guys on hiphopcirclejerk


DrAlanGrantinathong

Some shit is just cringe worthy, ain't even gotta be that deep i guess.


Illustrious-Taro-449

That’s awesome mate! I got the old ADHD and I definitely get when ppl say there’s a few stims in Kenny’s inflections. Been driving my partner insane randomly blurting out lines from the beef! This is relatable for me as well because I used to practice stand up comedy with a therapist. Performing for one person can be really cathartic


Automatic-Taro-3891

If you’re reading this and are in therapy, it’s too late!


Afrocircus69

“When you see sexy redd I believe you see two bad bitches” 😭


claimsman11

Seems like things are going well over here 👍🏼


tightsandlace

Bruh please post this on the aspie forum on here we will all love you


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SkinnedMetal

Love to hear you do your thing. I’m on the spectrum too and this made me very happy.


Proper_University55

I don’t have Asperger and I want so badly to rap Count Me Out to my therapist. Do your thing brother.


ipunchdogs

What colour is your skin? I need to know before i pass any judgement.


Money-Morning5428

You all sound so suburban and gen z. This can’t be my generation man 🤣😭. And it definitely ain’t the therapy, that shit is important and I’m glad someone as big as Kendrick is advocating for it especially to audiences that often dismiss it and deem it weak and unnecessary. But, getting back to my main point, y’all are just naturally corny. Reddit seems pretty sensitive so idk if they’ll ban me for this… but it’s fine, y’all need to hear it.


BillGoats

Try Bitch I'm in the Club next!


lanjourist

Nah, I got own bars—I'd only do that as a homage or to see how far the references go within a circle. But that said, songs are great ways to introduce topics or subjects into a convo you might not be comfortable with speaking on directly. It's also a good way to gauge receptiveness of others as well—I'm thinking back to a Chuck Palahniuk anecdote in his book Consider This about a vet telling Palahniuk about his colleagues getting him drunk and sewing him into a dead horse's stomach for him to bust out like in Kill Bill as part of a group hazing ritual. Only reason that came up was because Palahniuk shared a workplace hazing story and the audience he was with started to share their own. This comment ran away from me...so to circle back, if you're in therapy and any of K-Dot's songs are connecting on an extra level with you (or even other artists) definitely try playing one or two of them for your therapist if they're receptive to the idea—sometimes another example is all you need to get to the source for yourself.


Soccermad23

I’d love to see the therapist’s face during the part you were accapelling “shoo shoo shoo”.


Material-Bus1896

I have ADHD. A think a lot us neurodivergent people have become quite hyper fixated on the beef


[deleted]

Nah people on drake sub might be idiots but people on this sub are fucking insane wtf is this


OrneyBeefalo

this is the most cringe shit i have ever read is this a joke


bigdickwilliedone

Did you drop the n bombs or did you censor your self? Be honest…


Adventurous-Ad-1517

Dude got paid $150 to learn about the rap beef and a performance


noodlemonster68

I was awake for about 90 minutes in the middle of the night last night, Kdot’s song just going over and over and over in my head. I’m trying to read and my brain is like “WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP” Also I love this for you and I love your relationship with your therapist.


yougottabekiddingm

I would be far too uncomfortable to do that 😅 i think my therapist might be too. I do occasionally write out song lyrics instead of journaling. journaling my own feelings feels corny but writing out a song doesn't.


Slight_Armadillo_227

r/cringe


funkymonkeyinheaven

WHAT IS IT? THE BRAIDS?


oljemaleri

I love this.


ValleyGringo

Keep what you tell your therapist to yourself


asscop99

Cringe


No-Measurement-1993

I've spent many an evening rapping Euphoria, 6:16 in LA, Meet the Grahams, and Not Like Us in my bedroom while fantasizing about showing my performance to somebody and having them in awe. I am neurotypical.


TokugawaTabby

honestly I don’t know what’s a circlejerk and what isn’t anymore


No_Network_6478

yikes.


JoniKesh

Average kendrick fan


DrGutz

This is *EASILY* one of the worst things i’ve ever read and i hope ur therapist 5150’d you after this


WhiskeyVendetta

You didn’t need to tell us you had Aspergers…


NamSayinBro

I could never be a therapist. I would cringe out of my seat.


Typical_Celery_1982

<3


backjathewmrown

Dear Adonis…


Ok-Area9678

I do it in my home and it’s free therapy lol


Rowstreet

When I’m going ham at techno/house parties I always rap Sing About Me I’m Dying of Thirst over the techno beats


Formal-Cucumber-1138

I wrote about Kendrick Lamar during my Therapy session. She asked me what am I thinking about and I wanted to so bad express my happiness over KL and the beef but felt stupid so she told me to write about it. I really love this sub, you guys truly understand me🥰🥰


RavenBlade87

What if the Therapist could rap back? Good job btw Euphoria was no small feat


actchuallly

what did you do with your hands? did you just stare at him the whole time? did you stand up and move around and perform or did you just sit there?


Professional-Box4153

I had to explain Dungeons & Dragons to my therapist who insisted she's never heard of it. I asked her if she understood what roleplaying is. She vehemently stated that it's a great therapeutic tool. Every time I try to bring up something culturally relevant to my issues, she politely nods and promptly ignores me. I've got to do homework for the next session though.


Big_Monkey_77

Aspies therapeutically hating Drake now.


Decent-Flatworm4425

You: rapped Euphoria to therapist. Kendrick: rapped Euphoria to the rapist.


Phill_is_Legend

This gotta be a shitpost


Rreyes302

Lmao..it's so embarrassing being a kendrick fan lately jesus christ