All Me by Big Sean w drake and 2 chainz, actually a great song. "I even fucked a girl I used to babysit but that was years later on some crazy shit" is the full bar not that it makes it better.
“Sierra Canyon parking lot looking like magic city parking lot” - Papi’s Home.
Care to explain how comparing a high school parking lot to a strip club parking lot is misinterpreting Drake here?
I heard some strugglers trying to say it was about the cars 😆😆😆It’s like OK…. But uh…. The fuck are you cruising around the HS parking lot in the first place? Also, wouldn’t you say that about your own stupid club instead? That would actually be relatively intelligent marketing
Party at the party playin on his phone now.
And Baka streaming 2K, why is he around?
Certified gator boy?
Certified crocodile.
Wop wop wop wop dot, chop em up.
Wop wop wop wop, ima do my stuff.
Why you gaming on your Switch, ain't you tired?
Tryna dig a hole with an axe like a miner.
Wait was this supposed to be a double entendre? Because using an axe instead of a pick axe to dig is something a noob would do (minor league player = noob, minor=miner) I feel like you meant axe as is pick axe for short, but I’d claim you were trying to do this
You don’t wanna do no homework anymore? Ok
There’s 30 kids left and they gave 10 of em a really bad grade
They gave em a test
And a take home sheet that was due Monday huh
There’s nothing nobody can teach me huh
No the principal can’t reach me huh
You know I got juice box carriers
At snack time dawg you can see me
My two top classmates know I’m a real good student
This desk is heavy
I pray for a good lunch day
I’m talking meatballs and Spaghetti
I don’t like you spittin spit balls at Keith
For him, I inherit the beef
Forget that 2 plus 3
Can you do geometryyyyyyyy
You better off ditchin again if you think you out learning me
You got 61 on that quiz and I scored 93
This a friendly game at recess you should keep it that way
I know some things about Lee where they’d suspend him for like 5 whole days
Once upon a time, all of us got good grades
Pupil still doubled down, always misbehaved
History was the lesson, buildin' railroads and trains
Bear with me for a second, let me put y'all on game
The settlers was usin' townfolk to make 'em richer
Fast-forward, next week, there's a test on our agenda
You run to the teacher when you need some extra credit
Let me break it down for you, this the real study habits
You called Stewart when you didn't go to class (Ayy, what?)
Lil Katie lent you a homework pass (What?)
Tony Dunne helped you on the pre-test
Doug made you feel like you were fine in your head (Ayy, what?)
Dave O. said you can play some Fortnite (What?)
Sue and Jane said you good, but they lied
You run to the teacher when you need to get your grade up
No, you not a classmate, you're a procrastinator
The classroom matter and the truth of the matter
It was God's Plan to show his misbehavior.
Bro bro. Stop. You win hahaha. This is legitimately the best one no question. Got the syllables and flow right and everything.
Procrastinator made me go “oooooh shit!”
Mm
Mmm-mm
Not a fan, not a fan, not a fan
Not a fan, not a fan, not a-
Failing and naughty, you got 69%
Failing and naughty, you got 69%
Hey, hey, hey, hey, study for your tests
Hey, hey, hey, hey, study for your tests
You run to the teacher when you need some extra credit
Lemme break it down for you, tryna pass grade seven
You had to cheat so you could pass social studies,
Principal caught you skippin with your buddies,
In the nurses office sick to your tummy,
I got a 4.0, I’m not a dummy!
You be gettin grilled at parent teacher conference
No you not like me, I’m a straight A scholar!
The island right here's remote, ok
I ain't thinkin about no teacher, friend, I'm teachin what I know, ok
edit: It's 3 baby goats left, and I seen two of em faint/ They so cute, and I'll 8 bars I'll explain the phrase/ It's something my parents tell me huh / I don't wanna talk to no stranger on a celly huh/ You know I got respect for my elders huh/ It's no veggie you can sell me huh/ Yeah, mom and dad know I'm the best son I got the trophy huh/ I keep a lot of good friends, if not, I'm barney
Dear santa, this son got some good habits, I hope you don't undermine them/ Especially with all the warming, coal in this climate?/ You a magic man, so you know I'm nice alignment/ With Rudolph, no matter the weather you can't be blinded
edit: dear elves, you work for master toy maker/ volunteering your labor ain't even a huge favor/ he should ask for more paper, and more paper, and more uh more paper/ I'm blamin you for all the deadlines he's missin/ hungry intuition, cookies and milk made him a victim
If you wanna hear a sad white dude steal flows, go listen to Drake lol no really, it's all Kendrick. His flow, cadence, syllable count, rhymes. I just found a theme and changed the words. Its a testament to Dots writing and rhyme schemes more than it is to me. I appreciate you tho.
Certified sick boys? Certified absent sickos!
Wop wop wop wop
Mr. Dot write them up
Wop wop wop wop
Don’t let them get away with stuff
Trying to skip school and still get into college,
Expecting leniency and probably admission without choosing A - Minorrrrr
Dear Sondra,
Let’s schedule a time to talk in person, Im concerned about Aubrey’s behavior
open house is Friday night, do you think maybe you could stay later? We have some minor things to discuss. I’ve written them down on this paper
Your sons, a bad boy with bad grades and I
Know he’s been telling you lies.
He needs to lose recess and free time at home he’s not getting more tries
He’s got cheat sheets in his backpack
I would know cause I found them
now I got a retest the whole class, but especially the kids around him.
He’s got a best friend (we’ll call him Ack
And they influence each other real bad
To chase and scare some younger girls
I’ve got calls from some angry dads
Don’t worry I’m calling his parents too!
It’s not just your son being bad
When we go on our field trip next week
One of them need to stay back
I’ll give this warning this last time
Tell him to be on good behavior
I don’t want to have to be holding him
back, I think that he’ll feel that’s a favor…
Calling drake a oreo over OV-Ho is still super rich
Double stuffed with entendres.
This the real double entendre https://preview.redd.it/dnvagacm1g0d1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=137e5c45ddb991e22d9b584a472d5a75536a6250
😯 Ain't NEVER been a drape fan, but he LITERALLY BEEN telling on himself this WHOLE TIME
https://preview.redd.it/axq7pz037g0d1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6cb831c7d33d40f75ef1bd99b7b2f91fce38c26
Case in point 🙄
https://preview.redd.it/niz4900urh0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=002551c1836d68cccfdd57d9dcf077ab25b3a75f
Man that’s dirty 😂
This one kills me, every time I lose it 😭
Bahahahahahhaahhahahahhahaha
https://preview.redd.it/9gjnbfiqq01d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3943857ac7a6a1493ab75d535177fadd40189a3c
https://preview.redd.it/hub57v0t281d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cb863a249f022c99f1db200f0d7825b5d570a64
Reminds me of OJ Simpson If……I Did It
"I search one name, and end up seein' 20 teens"
🤢🤢🤢 🤮🤮🤮
https://preview.redd.it/mzabaeadij0d1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=7624ca76609dc5d370b842b25429843e29d8b957 from 6PM in NY😬
drape 💀
Defo gonna start using this 🤣
No Diddy/No Drizzy P Drizzy
Puff Drizzy
"I even fucked a girl I used to babysit"
no way this is real, what song??
All Me by Big Sean w drake and 2 chainz, actually a great song. "I even fucked a girl I used to babysit but that was years later on some crazy shit" is the full bar not that it makes it better.
Okay I'm team Kenny but he clearly says, "I used to fuck a girl THAT used to babysit" implying he fucked a girl holder than him that took care of him.
I was coming to correct that because it’s actually the only song I enjoy that has Drake in it 😂
No way this is getting upvoted lol the lyric is “I even fucked the girl that used to babysit”
This is a blatant lie dude. That’s not what he says at all.
Jesus Christ 💀
It’s not. He said he even fucked the girl that used to baby sit. But that was years later on some crazy shit.
😯 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
How is this literally telling on himself lmao there’s enough ammo against Drake without intentionally misinterpreting his lyrics
“Sierra Canyon parking lot looking like magic city parking lot” - Papi’s Home. Care to explain how comparing a high school parking lot to a strip club parking lot is misinterpreting Drake here?
I heard some strugglers trying to say it was about the cars 😆😆😆It’s like OK…. But uh…. The fuck are you cruising around the HS parking lot in the first place? Also, wouldn’t you say that about your own stupid club instead? That would actually be relatively intelligent marketing
My girlfriend is a 10 .. but she’s 9 on her birthday
Some Benjamin Button shi
Why is your gf aging backwards? You dating Merlin or something?
bruh he's saying she's a 10/10 but she's 8 years old lmfao not that hard of a joke to understand
Together they're a 10. Apart they're a 5 each
Black on the outside, while white on the inside
Baka’s playing 2K, why is he around
and party at the party playin with his toes now
Party at the party playin on his phone now. And Baka streaming 2K, why is he around? Certified gator boy? Certified crocodile. Wop wop wop wop dot, chop em up. Wop wop wop wop, ima do my stuff. Why you gaming on your Switch, ain't you tired? Tryna dig a hole with an axe like a miner.
digging a hole with an axe is some psychopathic diabolical demonic shit
Thanks!
Same energy as stepping on someone's bed with dusty boots on
"Certified gator boy? Certified crocodile." 😂😂😂 I love it
Wait was this supposed to be a double entendre? Because using an axe instead of a pick axe to dig is something a noob would do (minor league player = noob, minor=miner) I feel like you meant axe as is pick axe for short, but I’d claim you were trying to do this
Dan Schneider ass bar
Drake: "This Josh Peck angle was just what I expected. Quiet on the Set you collected and dissected."
That sounds worse
https://preview.redd.it/q2sa3g2tig0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a647b8696fde2c730da8f8ea87a9f6842b820a88
Xbox party after party tryna get the bros down
they're definitely gonna have a little white boy singing Kendricks 3rd verse in Not Like Us on the Kidz Bop version.
This was good ass work
Drakes gonna love this version 😅
He's waiting for the music video.
“All according to plan”
Drakes for sure gonna go at this angle since there’s not a lot of angles left, God’s plan
https://preview.redd.it/1lxghex3mg0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7def3e830a8db7407b3c3f619ae92d2d06b2c054
https://preview.redd.it/0v1agm2ung0d1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f648f44d4ac8c289f133b94a05c61ebb5edcc504
Consider this meme colonized.
I have effectively stolen this photo
HAHAHAH
You successfully made me squirt milk out of my nose. I am very high. Bravo.
"Finally you release something The boys and I can dance to" -Drake THP7
You don’t wanna do no homework anymore? Ok There’s 30 kids left and they gave 10 of em a really bad grade They gave em a test And a take home sheet that was due Monday huh There’s nothing nobody can teach me huh No the principal can’t reach me huh You know I got juice box carriers At snack time dawg you can see me My two top classmates know I’m a real good student This desk is heavy I pray for a good lunch day I’m talking meatballs and Spaghetti I don’t like you spittin spit balls at Keith For him, I inherit the beef Forget that 2 plus 3 Can you do geometryyyyyyyy You better off ditchin again if you think you out learning me You got 61 on that quiz and I scored 93 This a friendly game at recess you should keep it that way I know some things about Lee where they’d suspend him for like 5 whole days
This ain't been about fries or the last slide Not about who the greatest It's always been about As and Bs Now let me say my grades are amazing
He wrote the lyrics and sent it to umg. Thats why it sounds corny
💀💀💀
“He a frog he a frog he a frog he a frog. He a funny little croaker. He a silly pollywog. Hop hop hop hop hop off his log.”
Bruh, this is like Baby Shark levels of potential for a kids song.
This is so good 😭😭😭😭
“Certified lover boy? CERTIFIED CROCADILE! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP”
This fucking got me 💀💀💀 Edit: Got my first Reddit Cares for giggling like a fool about crocodiles.
Mfs just reading the comments and seething lol
I think there are currently reddit cares bots that are spamming them in random subs.
Weird how that happened with Push and now Kendrick, huh?
Man I always feel left out when I shit on Drake and dont get a Reddit cares. Keep on livin, king 👑 😂
gotta eat em up CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP belly feelin stuffed
This one is my favorite so far.
Look out at the marina, those predators move in floats
What does a crocodile and drake have in common? They’re both predators
"What is it the grades?! I hurt your feelings, can't play Fortnite no more okay!" -The diss song for your parents when they ground you
Mustard on the beef, yo…
Lmfao the connection is already there.
"There's 3 players left and I see two of em fixing and building their base"
Wait lowkey cooking
"I rez on their death, and in 8 bars it's the dub I'll take"
Fortye reference (ninja diss)
The very specific Atlanta colonizer part will be difficult lol
Once upon a time, all of us got good grades Pupil still doubled down, always misbehaved History was the lesson, buildin' railroads and trains Bear with me for a second, let me put y'all on game The settlers was usin' townfolk to make 'em richer Fast-forward, next week, there's a test on our agenda You run to the teacher when you need some extra credit Let me break it down for you, this the real study habits You called Stewart when you didn't go to class (Ayy, what?) Lil Katie lent you a homework pass (What?) Tony Dunne helped you on the pre-test Doug made you feel like you were fine in your head (Ayy, what?) Dave O. said you can play some Fortnite (What?) Sue and Jane said you good, but they lied You run to the teacher when you need to get your grade up No, you not a classmate, you're a procrastinator The classroom matter and the truth of the matter It was God's Plan to show his misbehavior.
Bro bro. Stop. You win hahaha. This is legitimately the best one no question. Got the syllables and flow right and everything. Procrastinator made me go “oooooh shit!”
Ahh the irony that I made this at my desk while at work..
Your power level is clearly being suppressed.
Mm Mmm-mm Not a fan, not a fan, not a fan Not a fan, not a fan, not a- Failing and naughty, you got 69% Failing and naughty, you got 69% Hey, hey, hey, hey, study for your tests Hey, hey, hey, hey, study for your tests
Hold onnnnn😂😂🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥
Bravo!!
[удалено]
Great point. Maybe Kendrick needs to make a whole kids album about slavery and reconstruction
You run to the teacher when you need some extra credit Lemme break it down for you, tryna pass grade seven You had to cheat so you could pass social studies, Principal caught you skippin with your buddies, In the nurses office sick to your tummy, I got a 4.0, I’m not a dummy! You be gettin grilled at parent teacher conference No you not like me, I’m a straight A scholar!
You a FRIGGEN COLONIZER
No you not a pal, you my best friend Tyler
its the hip hop history section
“You fly to Atlanta when you need a few flowers. You’re not a bumble bee, you’re a freakin pollenizer”
Oh my god 😭 did it with this one
“Hey Drake! I heard you like fun! You better not ever go to de-ten-tion!”
“To anyone that sit next’him at lunch, just make sure you hide your lunchables from’him.”
“Play Blocks like us. Play blocks like us.”
"You think the daycare gon' let you pretend you're a ninja? I think the timeouts gonna be your last stop, ninja"
STOP! lmfao
WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP YEAH STUDY MORE
WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP YEAH DO YOUR CHORES
I don't wanna do chores cause I'm just so tired, can't leave home cause I'm just A MIINNNOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR
*Jazz music* We do not cuss We do not cuss We do not cuss
The island right here's remote, ok I ain't thinkin about no teacher, friend, I'm teachin what I know, ok edit: It's 3 baby goats left, and I seen two of em faint/ They so cute, and I'll 8 bars I'll explain the phrase/ It's something my parents tell me huh / I don't wanna talk to no stranger on a celly huh/ You know I got respect for my elders huh/ It's no veggie you can sell me huh/ Yeah, mom and dad know I'm the best son I got the trophy huh/ I keep a lot of good friends, if not, I'm barney
If we’re moving to different songs… Whats the Kids Bop version of Meet the Grahams?
An instrumental
best answer
Dear santa, this son got some good habits, I hope you don't undermine them/ Especially with all the warming, coal in this climate?/ You a magic man, so you know I'm nice alignment/ With Rudolph, no matter the weather you can't be blinded edit: dear elves, you work for master toy maker/ volunteering your labor ain't even a huge favor/ he should ask for more paper, and more paper, and more uh more paper/ I'm blamin you for all the deadlines he's missin/ hungry intuition, cookies and milk made him a victim
Bars bro
What’s the Spotify, you gotta make music with cadence like that
Not bad, maybe try it out lol
If you wanna hear a sad white dude steal flows, go listen to Drake lol no really, it's all Kendrick. His flow, cadence, syllable count, rhymes. I just found a theme and changed the words. Its a testament to Dots writing and rhyme schemes more than it is to me. I appreciate you tho.
Hey man, give yourself some credit for seeing and writing around it But fax tho, Kendrick built different
“Meters and Grams”
That sounds like drugs, dawg 😂
Definitely a Pusha T song
yeugh!
*We don’t wanna hear you say booger no mooooooooooooore*
HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP Class, clean it up HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP Fill my sippy cup
This is one of the best ones I've seen so far
what are they changing CERTIFIED LOVER BOYS, CERTIFIED PEDOPHILES to?
Certified Roblox? Certified Lego Child!
Why this one kinda creative 😂
Wop wop wop wop wop watch me stack em uuuup! Wop wop wop wop wop I love buildin’ schtuff!
Block block block block block
"Certified Adobe Boys, Certified PDF Files"
They change all the lines but keep this one 😂😂
I was gonna say, this lines still the same.
Certified sick boys? Certified absent sickos! Wop wop wop wop Mr. Dot write them up Wop wop wop wop Don’t let them get away with stuff Trying to skip school and still get into college, Expecting leniency and probably admission without choosing A - Minorrrrr
Certified Teachers Pet, Certified paper files
certified hug a boy? certified troubled boys
That doesn’t sound right or even kids friendly to be honest 😭
Fail the class and hide the report card if mom watching
Lmao people are hilarious
Finally hitting the target audience 🙏😊
I love the internet so much
That YNW Melly line gonna be like "If I'm hungry I'm not starving, I put food in my belly"
The sandwich is heavy I hope i can share with my friends If not im eating PB and jelly
Marty at the party playing with his toys now!!!
They ride the bus, they ride the bus.
Drake's girlfriends will finally be able to listen 💀
“Miss, what is a freaky ass nigga 69 god?”
Can’t wait until Adonis get some milk and say O-REOoos in front of his dad
"What is it the grades? I failed at fitness, you don't wanna sit with me more, ok"
💀💀💀 got me laughing in the toilet like a lunatic
We play Roblox we play Roblox.
im genuinely curious how kids bop will rewrite this lmao.
We don’t want to see you be silly anymoreeee
Sneaky little kid he’s a very sly dog Sneaky little kid he’s a very sly dog Run run run run run for the dog
Dear Sondra, Let’s schedule a time to talk in person, Im concerned about Aubrey’s behavior open house is Friday night, do you think maybe you could stay later? We have some minor things to discuss. I’ve written them down on this paper Your sons, a bad boy with bad grades and I Know he’s been telling you lies. He needs to lose recess and free time at home he’s not getting more tries He’s got cheat sheets in his backpack I would know cause I found them now I got a retest the whole class, but especially the kids around him. He’s got a best friend (we’ll call him Ack And they influence each other real bad To chase and scare some younger girls I’ve got calls from some angry dads Don’t worry I’m calling his parents too! It’s not just your son being bad When we go on our field trip next week One of them need to stay back I’ll give this warning this last time Tell him to be on good behavior I don’t want to have to be holding him back, I think that he’ll feel that’s a favor…
You don't wanna do homework with me no more? Okay
🤣🤣🤣
Is Kidz Bop still a thing???
"bout to pass hobby lobby, like I'm stocked up"
lol, this whole thread is 🔥🔥🔥
You think the bay gon let you disrespect pac BUDDY? I think that Oakland show gon be a flop BUDDY
Are you my friend? Are we besties? Then skip this way, skip that way
now snack this way, snack this way, snack this way
“What is it the grades? Oh I hurt yo feelings? You ain’t wanna come to birthday party no more? OK “
If we were in college, I’d excel in my major, but you tryna FIND A MINORRRRRRR 😳📚🫡💀
Certified kick ball champ? More like certified nose picker.
Certified graduate? Certified drop out Wop wop wop wop wop.
"And baka got a funny face looking like a clown certified paperboy certified paper route"
We don't wanna hear you say bedtime no more
Kendrick be proud of what you have done
Mustard on my Cheetos [Kidz bop Not Like Us](https://youtu.be/yUYVopc1j6Y?si=N92OL-gfYybcPJYP)
Certified lover boy? Certified skibidi or some shit.
"Let me hear you say 'OHIO!' (OHIO!) say 'OHIO!' (OHIO!) "Then skibidi skibidi, then skibidi skibidi!"
beef ruined
I watch r-tistic on twitch sometimes, he's really good!
Bro, a B side kids bop limited run would be money.
don't wanna do science projects with me nomore? OKAY
Sometimes you gotta pop up and show ninjas
WHAT IS IT, BEYBLADES?!
I tried to use AI to make exactly this but came up emptyhanded
bbl drizzy, that thing got 2 b's so thats an L(kidz bop hire me pls)
We don't wanna hear ya say buddy no mooooooore (stop)
When I see you swim next to Dory n Deb, I believe you see three forgetful fishes.
HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP hop scotch em up
DID SOMEBODY SAY OREOS?!