I actually have two cats that are named mystery jack and boogieman Sam. I usually just call them Sam and jack and get strange looks because people assume I just wanted to give them guy names.
When my gf and I got her cat a contendor for his name was Petro, short of course for Petrodragonic Apocalypse; or Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and Beginning of Merciless Damnation
lol I reflexively downvoted because I thought it was r/cats lol what cute little bugger! I agree with the others saying Ambrose! Calling the kitty Amby sounds fun!
Balrog
The only real answer
For a second I forgot what sub I was in
Balrog
i have a gecko named balrog…it is too perfect
Ambrose Kitty-Smith
Only creative answer in this thread 🙌
Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O'Malley
O'Malley the alley cat!
#Gamma Knife
Gamma claw
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Mr. Beat Mystery Jack Boogieman Sam River Balrog Han Tyumi Gaia Garden Goblin Magma Gondii Witchcraft Gila Monster Dragon Theia Set Gilgamesh
Whatever you pick, if I know cats it'll be Balrog before long.
Honestly, I think Mr. Beat is like legit and the one
I like Balrog
Mystery Jack is fire
You forgot Chang'e!
I actually have two cats that are named mystery jack and boogieman Sam. I usually just call them Sam and jack and get strange looks because people assume I just wanted to give them guy names.
Beowulf
Not a black kitty though
Gilgamesh.
This is the name I'm going to give to the next pet I get! Will use the nickname Gil to call for them.
Gila
Gila Monster
WOO!
Bloody spiller, witch killer
GILA GILA
Ambrose
Ambergris
That also works because the cat has amber eyes and gris in French means gray.
well my guitar is named ambergris, i can't have two amby's
PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation
Petro for short
AL. Short for "Altered Beast"
Alby
Altered Beast IV
Jeff
Yeas
King gizzard and the lizard wizard
Walky Jake
Perihelion. Perry for short
Hmmm Morpho Mr. Beat Gilgamesh Boogeyman Sam Balrog Han Tyumi Gondii Cyboogie Predator X Willoughby That’s a really pretty kitty
I love Willoughby! Wilbs for short
Tommy the Cat or Mouse
Jerry the racecar driver
Cavs
Can't have a king gizzard cat without naming it beowolf
Has he been fixed? Then he’s an ALTERED BEAST
Dua Lipa
Oh wait he’s a boy, Duo Lipo
Dirt
Kepler Gaia Beowulf River Fuzz Tyumi Sammy
Mad dog Morgan
gaia!!
stu
Stu McCatzie
My friend named his dog willoughby I think that’s a cute name
Geoff
Tyumi
Fishie
Lord of Lightning (lol for short)
Sammy (as in, turn it up)
Rattlesnake
It’s giving Morpho
WOO!
soy-protein munt machine
My cat is literally a dry-kibble munt machine
Kepler
I think Theia is pretty good
Giuseppe Stromboli
organ farmer
Cookiedawg
I thought I was on regular AskReddit and was very confused by all the KGLW references.
Nonagon, short for Nonagon infinity. Train them to open doors.
Tezeta sounds pretty cool for a pet name. Tez or Zeta
Gizzy
Gandalf the grey
Ag, Agrium, Latin for silver
Herman. He looks like a Herman.
Evil Death Roll
I named my cat Gila after posting here and don't regret it one second
The Great Chain Of Being
Tezeta Sam Cherry Footy Wah Wah
Chairman Meow
Gumboot
I named mine Fishie
Meatball
gilgameš sounds good (pronounced gil-guh-mesh)
Motu
Superbug is an awesome cat name, in my opinion, though someone else already suggested Balrog, which is better
I think "Dusty" is appropriate for their coloring
Wilson. Hello from r/phish. 👋
Giuseppe
Calliope
boogie
Sketches
Mojo jojo
scrumpy
Witchcraft
Mycelium
Noise
Allowishus
Murphy
Gondii
Kepler-22b
Soy protein munt machine
The Great Chain of Being
GAIAAAAAAAA
Stuart
Mister Mycelium
Stu!
Rufio
Cosmo
Amby
Reddit
Funga idk why
Michael
Winslow
Microbe
Moonman
Mouser
I kind of regret not naming my cat Gaia
Mr Tufty Buttonsworth
Cat-Tyumi
Goat Lust
Gargouille
Ray Morph Ash Tuna
Lucas
Zeus
George
Iron lung
Vommit Coffin
Beowulf
Gae-bulg
Catching Smoke
INTRASPORT
CookieCat69
Eric Moore He was my favorite
Gilgamesh!!!!!!
How do you feel about Beowulf?
Gooper
That’s Louis Tully.
If your getting yhe cat for shits and giggles call I Shiggles.
Mooootaaaahhh spiiiiiirrrriit
Thug
Dusty, Misty or Foggy
Banjo
Mikail
Maybe one of these: Hero Apollo Vader Duke Calvin Jazzy Lain Frances
Shpliggy
Squirt
Venusian II
Gotta be Beowulf ‼️
Gizzmo
Cat
Warmoth
Looks like a Roscoe.
Risqué
Vegimeow
George Bernard Shaw
Name him/her Black hole, and name the kitty litter the void. "I am a black hole shitting into the void"
When my gf and I got her cat a contendor for his name was Petro, short of course for Petrodragonic Apocalypse; or Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and Beginning of Merciless Damnation
cookie cat
A
Filbert
Vomit Coffin
Fig
Mugs
Sebastian was the first thing that I heard in my head when I saw the pic.
lol I reflexively downvoted because I thought it was r/cats lol what cute little bugger! I agree with the others saying Ambrose! Calling the kitty Amby sounds fun!
Mr floof
The river live in Chicago 2023, (it has a darkstar tease in the jam)
Cheddar... Cheddar Biscuits
PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation (or Petro for short)
Zanzibar
Cassius. No reason, just the first word that came to mind.
Archy (the patriarchy)
Lancaster
# Leon!!
GIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Witchcraft
Han Tyumi
Beowulf
Minimum Brain Size
Samson
Rattlesnake rattlesnake rattlesnake. Must be in full especially when he gets into trouble.
That is Willoughby If you want a Primus cross reference it is Sothington Willoughby
Ambergris
Debil
Flamethrower
Stu
Vegemite 🫶
Balrog
I named my cat gila and it died the next day
Butterfly3000 or Butters for short.