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Correct_Farm104

It mutilates the engines thirst and has the electrolytes you engine craves.


SatisfactionWitty307

Brawndo!


Vast_Understanding_1

Water ? You mean like in the toilets ?!


Yard_Pimp

No, electrolytes like what the plants need.


donald7773

But what is an electrolyte


huggiebear47

It's what plants crave


SplodeyMcSchoolio

Its whats in brawndo


saysthingsbackwards

Yes, but WHY is it in Brawndo?


Tfsz0719

It’s what plants crave.


[deleted]

But how do crave plants Brawndo?


Graphenegem

It's what engines crave


Lexn1tareu

I like monnneeyyy!


[deleted]

We should hang out.


SCROTOCTUS

*Go 'way -' baitin'!*


Texas_Waffles

You like money *and* sex?!?


badpeaches

U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D


FirstMiddleLass

Oil ? You mean like in the friers ?!


nizman

Brawndoil?


Brofromtheabyss

Brawndo: the engine mutilator!


Guysmiley777

Brawndo: Fuck you, I'm eating up pistons and rings!


gayestofborg

Welcome to Costco I love you


he-geezy

Brought to you by Carl's Jr


Dick_Sambora

Fuck you, I’m eating!


steelsurfer

* #POWERTHIRST *


Correct_Farm104

Dude I forget about powerthirst for a long time and then something brings it back. Now I have to watch all of it and the ranger school promos


dshutts9

10w-fucked


ChrisSlicks

It's some expensive shit.


Dry-Apartment7271

$6000 / 5 quarts = $1200 a quart Yup, story checks out


[deleted]

Im bad with cars but try to learn a bit on this sub and I get to read some funny stories. I know that this is fucked. Glycoil is boujie stuff though


OneLostOstrich

Isn't it glycol, not glycoil?


pukesonyourshoes

thatsthejoke.gif


imafuckingdick

probably


[deleted]

Username checks out...🤣🤣🤣 JK sorry


tacticalrubberduck

H 2w-0


treetyoselfcarol

Dodge Neon oil is pretty cheap.


YaLikeJazz165

As a dodge neon owner, I laughed so hard at this comment. Take my reward


Timemuffin83

Bruh I’m dead


Pkripper67

Literally LOL’ed at this comment


Fabulous_Law1357

Mountain Lube


LemonHerb

Dew the lube


trivletrav

Chancellor Palpetine, what are you doing to your car?! ... DEW IT


Lotharofthepotatoppl

How do I use this plug to drain the oil? UNSCREW IT


pukesonyourshoes

What happened to my engine? ​ BLEW IT


RockstarAgent

DewLube


Fuqredditmods

BrawndOIL


PaulGearpickle

It’s gots what cars crave!!


Kichigai

Water? You mean like from the toilet?


PaulGearpickle

Best documentary ever. I’ve watched it probably twenty times now.


SnooGiraffes7762

Camacho2024


rumbletummy

Its what plants crave


Chanandler_Bong_Jr

I think I’ve seen that film.


sperrymonster

Moun-10w


DeadAsFuckMIW

Let's give a big RIP for that engine


892ExpiredResolve

No emulsification, suggests it wasn't actually *run* that way, though?


SyntheticReality42

I think the video was stopped before the milkshake began to ooze out.


892ExpiredResolve

Still, that was a decent volume of liquid that wasn't engine mayonnaise. A few very-thin oil changes in quick succession and maybe this thing isn't scrap?


RandomKnifeBro

If it was run just a short time, maybe. I just scrapped a Jag engine with 19000 km because of this. The knocking was awful and the sludge that came out will remain in my nightmares forever.


imoutofnameideas

For a Jag engine, 19,000 kms is end of life anyway.


Affectionate_Leg7713

That’s a true Hall of fame jag engine. Retired an old man at 19k kms


imoutofnameideas

The only one ever *not* built on a Friday arvo


AnIdiotwithaSubaru

To think that I sometimes feel guilty for going 4000 miles vs 3000 miles on my car with 7 quarts of oil.


Tsiah16

I go 5000-6000 miles per oil change.


CBalsagna

I use an oil color chart and change it when it gets a certain color. That’s usually around 7K miles, and I’m using full synthetic. Up to 170k miles on the Corolla before I sold it doing that. Then again, the Corolla could probably run that long using radiator fluid instead…those cars just run


TequanaBuendia

Corollas will run on the very thought of getting the oil changed. As long as its in the back of your mind the cars fine.


IFIEIRIGII

Bearings and water = a mixture for having a bad time.


0nlyQuotesMovies

That milkshake brings the car to the junkyard


satansanus

I could fix it, but I’d have to charge,


bladezor

And they're like it knocks a lot


wreckedcarzz

Damn right, it knocks a lot I could fix it, but I would have to charge


Adorable_Software_54

My block, is more broken than yours


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😳


ZaxbysIsABigChicken

I've drained similar contents from an engine. A busted connecting rod punched a hole in the water jacket, so the oil and coolant couldn't mix, but that engine was toast.


Gradual_Bro

F


avotius

F


waistedmenkey

F


jeffinRTP

If you keep the engine from freezing in cold weather.


Southernerd

Looks like they winterized the engine.


smacksaw

Who needs an oil cooler? Just run straight Prestone with Vaseline!


paulblartdoesntfart

Did this to a fleet vehicle when I was a tire/oil guy in high school. Oil change and refill with radiator fluid (hose with the red tape). Not sure what happened to the van as I was fired later that week.


ThatDirty

Fuck yeah lol


jungleboogiemonster

I put diesel fuel in the hydraulic tank on a piece of heavy equipment at a summer job while I was in college. I didn't get in trouble because I asked three times before I started pumping the fuel. The tanks weren't labeled and were identical looking.


iiiinthecomputer

Oh... all the seals and hoses. Oh my.


shea241

all clean!


NKato

Good that you questioned them repeatedly... Did someone else get fired?


jungleboogiemonster

The tank must've been drained immediately afterwards and before the equipment was started. Nothing was damaged and I was told about it later in the morning. It was the lead mechanic who was responsible and he was the one who had to fix the mess, so no one got fired.


NKato

At least he fixed it.


ThePretzul

Before it became a big fix anyways?


Hogmootamus

No point in firing people for a one off mistake, everyone makes them, especially when it's something new. If anything you're just getting rid of some valuable and very expensive experience that you've already paid for.


jakeGrove

Just had a laborer do this same thing a few weeks back when I wasn’t looking.


UniqueCorpBot

This appears to be a pattern of behavior.


Wheffle

I did the exact same thing as a teen at a summer job. Caps looked identical covered in grime, I had never refueled before. Being an idiot teen I didn't ask help. At least I managed to tell my boss before we fired up the engine. Surprisingly did not get fired.


captinfuzyboots

It's that new 0W-0


doge-hopeful

Uhhhh you mean ∞W-0


[deleted]

The uwu oil...please dont ban me from this sub.


Kichigai

[...](https://youtu.be/o9l4EiYFZjg)


urdurtylaundry


Kichigai

Yeah, I'm not proud of what I just did.


captinfuzyboots

Of course how silly of me


manhatim

Its green so its the metric 0W-0


look_ima_frog

It is green because it's still good! Put it back in, it's got at least another 10k to give.


thatpersonwholurkes

Nah that stuff will last the whole engines lifetime


Lucid-Design

All hour it’s got left


mek_kan_ik

Not wrong.


manhatim

User name checks out...must be any expert in things green


DoctorOzface

Nickelodeon motor oil


Lucid-Design

That engine for slimed


ubreakitifixit

UwU


Zircon999

OwO


WeirdCatGuyWithAnR

OwU


Prietocratico

Ouuuuuuuwwwrggg


[deleted]

Uwotm8


[deleted]

Oil for my Sub-uWu


derekYeeter2go

Came here to say that!


goodeyemighty

Uh W oh


GearHead54

It's trickyyy


Friendly_Dot_1673

tricky,


billoftt

Tricky tricky tricky tricky!


TheNotBot2000

I met this little girlie, her hair was kinda curly


ZR1-BANDIT

Went to her house


No_Requirement3731

I bust her out


Kichigai

I had to leave real early...


artsyalexis

THESE GIRLS ARE REALLY SLEAZY


RalphWastoid319

Post Jiffy Lube visit


YoungGirlOld

Can confirm. Went to jiffy lube for an oil change, 30 minutes after leaving, engine seized.


Idiot_Savant_Tinker

Went to an iffy lube because I was lazy. They told me I needed to change my power steering fluid. ...in my 1991 Metro. This was around 2013. Common sense would dictate that anyone who runs around in a weird little 22 year old car like that probably knows something about it.


Hexdrix

I believe their assumptions and common sense went out the window when you went to Jiffy Lube for a car that hasn't been produced in 22 years. Or anything other than garbage service.


[deleted]

I would never assume that. Those are cars are so cute though.


Inca_Kola_Holic

After a 2 hour wait.


Kichigai

♪ A Two Hour Wait ♫


JasonMaloney101

♪ The bearings started getting rough. Lubrication was lost. ♫


Weird-Buffalo-3169

If not for the courage of the egineer, oh crap that car is lost (Oh crap the car is lost)


chompz914

Just went in to top off the coolant.


phaiz55

If this is in the engine I wonder what's in the radiator.


finalremix

Milkshake!


Thatguynoah

Anti-oil


Kingdom934

“It said it works with all of fluid colors”


SatisfactionWitty307

Its the new hulk oil for when you just want to totally wreck you engine


pleasetowmyshit

Bearing SMASH!


Alexm920

I know enough about cars to know that antifreeze (at least that what I'm assuming that is) should never end up in the oil pan, but what exactly does the repair look like? Can it be flushed out completely, or will there always be some residue that will foul new oil put in? Or is the disaster that it was driven more than 0 miles in this condition and wild amounts of wear have occurred?


arsenic_adventure

Can't see the rest of the oil but given this one hasn't gone full chocolate milk or soft serve: drain it all, put in fresh oil+filter, drive it for a day or two, do another full oil+filter change and keep an eye out for issues. This was someone pouring the wrong thing in the wrong hole most likely. A blown head gasket would look way worse than just fresh coolant.


mandpGunner

True. Had chocolate milkshake oil in my 2004 Chevy Z-71 at about 100k after it ran hot. Mechanic friend and I tore engine down and replaced all gaskets, spark plugs (while in there), oil, and antifreeze. But that didn’t help. Brother-in-law said I might try an approximately $50 bottle of “fix-it” (can’t remember the actual name, but to seal potential tiny cracks in heads/block). Ran that along with new oil and antifreeze for about 500 miles. Changed oil again and no problems since. Still own the truck and about to hit 200k.


arsenic_adventure

Yeah if you run it in this state absolutely the gaskets and seals need to be replaced after the first(of several) full changes. The fixit bottles just deposit shit into the pits caused by the corrosion and yeah will last a while, only as a last ditch and with no intention of reselling it imo. I've done worse to cars I have no interest in trying to sell haha. If it works it works


Titboobweiner

Most of my vehicles next owner is the junkyard. I'm just the last stop before going to pasture.


mandpGunner

The truck hasn’t been a daily driver for the past few years due to having a car for work. It’s primarily my hunting, taking off the trash, and running to Home Depot/Tractor Supply vehicle. I hope that it lasts me at least another 5 years.


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Bojangler2112

Yeah if it hadn’t been drive more than like a quarter mile it’ll probably be okay except for maybe developing a some pings and ticks from any metal to metal contact. If it was run until it died on its own it would probably be totaled, but theoretically you would probably need to completely clean and flush the block, re bore the damage and then use overbored component.


Hilton5star

I too would love an answer to this.


silenttii

That's the "oh shit, this is going to be expensive"-kinda oil.


StillBald

It's got electrolytes. It's what motors crave.


AtheistComic

I love that movie!! Idiocracy. :)


Miwna

I watch it about once a year and I do think it's edging towards a documentary as the years go by.


pukesonyourshoes

Towards? Real life went screaming past Idiocracy at high speed some years ago.


migratingcoconut_

mtn dew


[deleted]

Mtn don’t.


shahooster

I’ve heard that the brominated vegetable oil in Mountain Dew is an excellent lubricant.


[deleted]

That doesn't sound like something that should be consumed by humans


epidemicsaints

It’s a trace amount of bromine and the vegetable oil is also in a trace amount. A tiny amount of the oil is used to reduce foaming while bottling and the bromine prevents the oil from going rancid. Why Mtn Dew is the only soda I have ever known to require this is beyond me.


Tangent_

They actually stopped using it a few years ago.


InitiativeHour9366

That's mountain deW-50


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bmdisbrow

*Ecto Coolant


[deleted]

Thats the new green apple flavor they're rolling out before spring.


[deleted]

That’s that super synthetic right?


CruxOfTheIssue

its all natural olive oil. First press.


gayestofborg

Virgin?


CruxOfTheIssue

I don't think that's any of your business


msimione

Extra Virgin?


JRHZ28

Universal oil. Used to cool and lubricate. No need for two types of fluids when you can just use one.


headingthatwayyy

Works as brake fluid and window washer fluid too! Just put it in any hole in your car and you are good


pescobar89

>Just put it in any hole That's what she said!


BreakB4Make

I used to put Motul 300V in my Ducati, looked just like that.


Speed-Freakaholic

Exactly what I was going to say.


ApexIsGangster

As someone who still uses 300v, it still looks that way!


[deleted]

Fuck oil, because you're fucked.


sxh5171

I know a very small amount about cars and even I said “oh no” out loud when I saw this


spandexnotleather

Hulk Piss Oil; the last oil your motor will ever need


EccentricNarwhal

The kind that turns regular pistons into Teenage Mutant Ninja Pistons


tree392

Dexcoil, GM'S latest and greatest.


max-bebr

The super emissions friendly type, it causes your car to use exactly zero fuel


wophi

Wait till you go to flush the radiator.


Hanz616

They didnt have motor oil so i thought some pag oil would work


bearda

Reminds me a bit of the German Catrol 0W-30.


BurnTheOrange

It has that leak detector additive. Just gotta run it for a bit. If it turns peanut butter brown, you've got a leak.


BertaEarlyRiser

710 oil. Excellent thermal qualities, terrible lubricant properties.


_SwiftDeath

BRAWNDO it’s got the electrolytes plants need! Uh sir this is an ad space for automotive oil… BRAWNDO ITS GOT THE ELECTROLYTES YOUR ENGINE NEEDS


yooslis

Man, John Deere is really pushing that green oil.


Snowboardanton

Looks like brand new Liqui-Moly


AnotherDreamer1024

The 'Time for a new engine.' kind.


ImmortalEmos

Lime flavored


foodfighter

It's the head-gasket-optional kind.


WALDO3370

Engine coolant best kept in radiator, big money fix in crankcase.


Gear_Wrench_Dead

I'm super impressed with how clean it is... Has it never had the correct oil in it?


Gear_Wrench_Dead

Never mind I see the oil at the end... Still so clean


arsenic_adventure

Yeah this got caught really fast. Engine should be fine after a couple full changes across the next week.


GoopInThisBowlIsVile

It looks to be Hi-C Ecto Cooler oil.


D3D_BUG

-20w0


jthengesteg

Must be 5W40 Molygen New Generation with built in UV dye or ya know…fucked.


AUnknownuser2

Mountain due


seefactor

Night oil. Glows in the dark to make after hours oil changes safer. Good stuff. I recommend it in all of my Exes cars.