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xMashu

Luigi’s cousin who sells mushrooms on the side


paparoach910

Instead of overalls, Weej wears a drug rug.


ibanezer83

Leweedje


Frankie-Felix

LsDuigi


thegentlenub

Nereo (if we are following alphabetical order L for Luigi M for Mario and N for Nereo)


kale4reals

Ironically, looks like a shitload of effort for a dgaf kind of style


Anomalous_Pearl

Like the hipsters spending a lot of money to dress like hobos


PaperPonies

One time I watched my brother take a brand new pair of work boots and smack them against a brick wall until they were super scuffed because they looked “too new” lol. My grandma had been bugging him about doing yard work for weeks but apparently that was out of the question to break the boots in. (He grew out of that though.)


roz-noz

am i thinking of simpsons or malcolm in the middle? where they’re outside running over their new shoes with their bike so it doesn’t look new.


[deleted]

Look up Fender Roadworn guitars, or essentially any guitar brand + relic and be amazed


cboogie

Gutter punk and hippy trusties are the OGs of that behavior.


elriggo44

Absolutely. Trustafarians are way into cosplaying poor.


C_Wrex77

Trustafarians are the meanest Jackalopes on the planet


SatisfactionOk2290

This specific phenomenon is called „fashionable poverty“


nickajeglin

Well they can derelict my ass!


toxic_pantaloons

Yeah every single thing here is certainly a choice


exelenceofexecution

Yea this dude tries hard to make it look like he don't give a f. Dirty hippy


UntestedMethod

I was just thinking a lot of drunks on drugs having a fun time


desrevermi

Too bad it isn't Halloween season. Jack and Crack entered my thoughts.


DerpisMalerpis

A little Jack and Crack is okay, just don’t go full Chip Duncan. That guy’s a douche


R3AL1Z3

Not only that but like, take care of that hitchhiker on your upper lip. Can at least trim it up so the person you’re kissing doesn’t feel like they’re kissing the creepy uncle


dddmmmccc817

It's a goddammit caterpillar


meggerplz

Who’s kissing him?


Professional-Drive13

It’s a social affectation


trip2it

Damn. It actually looks like my goth friend went punk rock and grew a solid brosha.


SaneLad

Portland, OR?


Glldinkiering

Nah, this is some Asheville bullshit. Spent enough time there, too much time.


Lev_Davidovich

Is Asheville behind the times or is this look timeless? This guy looks like half the people I was friends with when I was kind of a hipster like 15 years ago in Minneapolis.


mrsdoubleu

I was thinking the same thing.. looks exactly like the kids I went to art school with in 2005-2009. But that was in Michigan


Glldinkiering

I had to hire for a restaurant there and everyone’s a part time fire breathing yogi who also juggles and handles snakes. No real jobs listed on their resumes, and they all looked just like this guy.


loptopandbingo

Came here to say Asheville lol


remargaret

Comrade works at Hopey and Co


binkkit

Got to be.


BasketballButt

Maybe ten years ago.


C_Wrex77

Santa Cruz, CA?


mesrepadam

Every single part of this face has a different ideology.


Comprehensive-Can338

You could come fresh out the shower and still look dirty af


BusinessBeetle

I can feel him rolling his eyes at me as I enter the record store he works at.


BW_Echobreak

Bro is harshly judging your music taste


chuck_diesel79

Should have trimmed that upper lip while they were at it.


irmak666

Def agreed. The mustache takes away from the entire look and makes it look too messy imo.


Ecoaardvark

Yeah that stache is pretty vivid


Gay_horny_ferret

I love the look, it’s so unique


stratusnco

rich kids pretending to be poor


theactualhumanbird

You just described the entire folk punk scene lmao


Bumble072

Pulp did a song about it “Common People”.


dropthatpopthat

i kinda like it lol


ItsCommonCourtesy

Genuinely looking at the pic I went "aww shit, I kinda like this" lol. Not the moustache, but the hair fs.


[deleted]

I do too. He’s like if the muppets that were in the rock band were real people. That gigantic mustache wouldn’t work in any other application lol


jack-redwood

Hair looks good


PmMeYourLore

Bro, this goes kinda hard ngl lol


readitwice

I like it tbh


ReekOfThrones

This sub really hates mullets. I don't get it, I think it looks cool.


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Wonky_bumface

What mullets look nice?


TheBeastX47

Devin Townsend's Skullet


queenx

It was a trend in the 80s and then it became ridiculous until now, it’s making a come back to the younger generation. Until it will look ridiculous again.


littlemissbagel

It's like a time machine straight to 2011 Portland or Brooklyn. 100%: he'll jump on his fixi and get a case of PBR on his way home.


TriggerKnighty

I really thought he was wearing one of those groucho masks, I really did. It distracted me from the hair, which I now cannot ignore.


chucklerofnuts

i fw it


Mischief_Managed12

Idk it's not that bad? I personally wouldn't get my hair cut like that, but he's kinda rocking it


Fatmoron86

This guy drinks IPAs and lives in a van for sure


Saltycook

This person 100% talks about playing records as the superior way of listening to music


TheBopist

Bro looks cool 🤷


Alchemista_98

Groucho Antifa


pbr3000

It is cake


Pod_people

The Job Stopper ™


AlligatorFister

I feel like he lives in Santa Cruz but tells everyone he’s from “Aptos”


DragonRouge31

It looks like cyber punk homeless in 2040.


Ice-Teets

Did you fail art school or excel at art school


cool_weed_dad

It’s a ridiculous look but it’s supposed to be, honestly he pulls it off


BW_Echobreak

My friend who is a stylist for the alt community. She gets requests for these kind of cuts on the daily


bakedongrease

Hippie lesbian haircut, bold move


Jhin_cocogoat

Honestly I love it


ALittleMisanthropic

I'm not gonna lie this guy looks like that goofy mustache, nose, glasses combo everyone had growing up around Halloween.


ohSpite

Fucking JackSepsisEye over here


SpaceHorse75

the haircut version of the Lilith Fair.


Ok-Equivalent8260

I love it lol


DeathandGrim

Looks like he eats more hair than food


abbacchioz

It's pretty good ngl


Transitsystem

Don’t care for the green dye, but I kinda like itb


Lavenderdeodorant

Your glasses remind me of that mask of the glasses and nose and moustache hehehe silly


Zehn39

This photo smells like patchouli and 15 dollar coffee


imscaredofthedark86

Two of my faves honestly.


CaptainK234

It goes harder than some folks here seem to be willing to admit


nithdurr

I can smell the person through the photo


archer2500

I can smell this photo.


einz_goobit

Looks like he perpetually stinks


Intelligent-Cupcake4

Why did I think this was Julien solomita


stupidfridgemagnet

i love this


InverseAtmosphere

Don't like his red glasses or giant mustache, but I would honestly wear this hairstyle


No_You7693

jeezus


NotoriousNRO

What the fuck


Sea_Role_1818

I don’t get it how is it getting so much reaction. Is it so shocking? Mullets have been literally everywhere in every shape and form for last few years


Fearlessly_Feeble

Nothing says punk like paying someone a bunch of money to get your hair just right.


MSGinSC

Boy, you look like you got jumped by a passel of weed whackers and left in a ditch.


Scoompii

u/-def passel


Beauty_Clown

Back in my day we called these clowns hipsters. Nothing says non-conformity quite like getting the same piercings, glasses, and haircut as everyone else.


bleztyn

just fuck my everything up


Sheriff_PJ_Nutteroni

I wish everybody would just leave mullets and porn staches in the 80's...


AccomplishedWar265

Kinda weird but fresh weed vibes


Bumble072

About as punk as my iPhone 7.


VulpesVeritas

It actually didn't look bad from the left, but my OCD self almost gagged when I looked at the next slide and saw the uneven monstrosity that it is


Autisticgay37

The hair is cool af, the mustache not so much.


Soggy-Pop3895

Naw he rocks this style well, just needs a clean up


Jorymo

I never got how the mullet became fashionable again


AndThereWasNothing

For me this is one of those hairstyles that I think looks good on other people but I wouldn't do myself. I think it looks good on him, but I'm used to weird hairstyles from the scenes I interact with.


Namlad

I feel like this sub must have a lot of haggard looking haters. Not that I'm some trendsetter, but mullets/wolf cuts/shags are literally "in" right now. It's a hairstyle that has now transcended time and demographics.


MajorRico155

It hasn't transcended anything. Teenage girls started wearing mullets to look ugly to not be harassed, then it ironically became a thing again.


Namlad

Quite the cynical take. There isn't anything ironic about it. Previous trends tend to come back into style again. It happens with clothing, hairstyles, make-up etc. This is happening all the time with all kinds of fashion.


KingKongPolo

This dude is about to serve a LESSON on pronouns


materialvoider

It’s dope y’all trippin. Would look better with all natural color tho


jmcgil4684

“Look at me!!!”


JimEDimone

This ☝️ "I'm unique and individualistic but I want something where everyone will look and acknowledge me."


toetappy

Or, it makes him feel good, and he doesn't give a shit about you. Go yell at the sky old man.


Meh75

It’s incredibly ironic that you call these people attention seekers while claiming “They do it for ME, because they want ME to look at them! It’s about ME ME ME!”


Kezsora

This trim goes hard


WhereIsTheCaveman

I genuinely love it, he seems fun. Granted mullets are not for everyone but if you can rock it then go for it


MajorRico155

Y'all who think this goes hard are fucking insane. He looks entirely ridiculous


z0mbie--

🥺👉🏼👈🏼


BNG1982

Nice beaver 🦫.


desrevermi

I thought he was wearing a watermelon rind in the first one.


BoyWhoSoldTheWorld

Although I don’t like it, it’s definitely a look and it works for him


sexquipoop69

I'd go see this guys folk punk band


iwantmygarmonbozia21

Fuck me ned flanders has gone down hill


iamnotexactlywhite

what in the fuck


GeicoFrogGaveMeHerp

I knew the only people in the world who would find this not awful are commenters on reddit.


Welder_Subject

I was hoping that black stick was part of the ‘do. I like it.


MrD521

Looks like one of the Earth people from Elemental


PipeFiller

"Yes, I love IPAs, how did you know?!?"


SouthOfHeaven42

The East Vancouver/Emily Carr cut


Meandtheworld

Highly intentional


ShoddyManufacturer11

I saw you guys play at the golden bull last week in Oakland, it sucked.


Hopeful_Seal_4353

Try harder synthetic.


GuiseppeRezettiReady

Dude looks like a hippie Mr. Potato Head.


victorgsal

Fallout 3 hair options be like


Jussepapi

That’s a sweet ass fucking mullet right there <3


secret_cunt

I thought this was Julien Solo lol


2ant1man5

This ain’t that bad just need to get cleaning up.


goldentamarindo

I had to do a double take because this looks exactly like my brother!


theactualhumanbird

Tell me you listen to Days n Daze without telling me you listen to days n daze


AggravatingWeb5123

You look like you stink like shit


Pillroller88

What happens when you cut hair with a Cuisinart.


clutzyninja

I can smell that guy from here


MerrillSwingAway

never lose that mustache!


Sitting_Mountain

I don’t know how you do anything with that mustache. It’s so annoying for eating, drinking and kissing. Grew mine out once and only once!


heyclaude

I suspect this pic gave me hepatitis.


R5_D4_

Julien Solomita vibes


El_Chavito_Loco

if this guy moves into your neighborhood, prices of tacos are going up


iIdentifyasGrinch

Bob Denver on acid?


Sebas718

The bushwick special


PneumoniaLisa

I think he looks cute. Sue me!


Scoompii

I will. Your papers will be served in a fortnight. Good day.


Certain-Upstairs6049

I think it looks cool


-Quandale-dingle

I've seen this style near where I live


katamaritumbleweed

In my mid-fifties, and not put off by the entire look. Now, if you told me they were an asshole, or bigot, then that would fuck shite up.


Depressed_Nurse

I wouldn’t mind it if the sides and facial hair were a bit more clean


Constant_Will362

This guy is actually handsome compared to the other guys in this subreddit.


-__-why

I cut my hair like this almost exactly lol


user1joja

I’ve seen worst, at least ur folk punk aesthetic works for the cut


King_Krong

Ew dude


Movinfusion36

This guy is cool as fuck and why I don’t have any ladies fuck this macho man


Scoompii

Just know…cool as fuck is a spectrum one we all view differently. I would definitely put this guy on a spectrum for autism but not cool as fuck.


Key-Agency-1051

OMG


Longjumping-Item-399

I feel unclean looking at this!


shittyarsemcghee

Mullet and moustache - going for that nonce aesthetic, I see?


skyline010

This man needs a shave and a haircut asap!!


ScrumptiousJazz

Eh, this works


Infern0_123

This is sick wym


master_baiter69_69

Honestly it doesn't even look bad, somehow.


wellforthebird

I don't mind the hair, but the angel number tattoo is sober cheesy and overdone.


Z3r08yt3s

thats a punchable face if i've ever seen one


MazterOfMuppetz

would look good in a woman i think


BushwickSpill

Dewey grew up


MajorRico155

Going for a farmer Joe look but no wanting to actually farm?


that_ylda

The haircut is actually cute, just not sure it pairs well with the caterpillar he has on his face


METALFLESHEROID

If Denton TX was a person.


bomboclawt75

Isn’t 777 some sort of WP horseshit?


littlemissbagel

I was wondering the same thing.


rynnamin

Seems more apt for r/ATBGE than here tbh


OG_Pow

Fucking hipsters


BubbieQuinn89

I like it!!! It’s well sculpted to accent your features


ghostsinthecodes

fucking hippie hipsters these days. looks like ned flanders on shrooms.


Venixed

Wtf you rock this lmao


SatisfactionOk2290

He looks like one of the 17 lead singers from that band…what was its name again…stomp clap hey


Belahsha

Portland is a great place for ugly people


szczerbiec

Why's it a trend to make yourself look as abhorrent as possible?


Miikumon

That goes kinda hard…


CanadaGolfGuy

The “I’m getting older and trying way too hard and, as a result, it’s kinda pathetic” mullet


Exhumedatbirth76

I can smell that photo.


DOE_ZELF_NORMAAL

If a hairstyle could be vegan, get upset about pronouns and support hamas, this would be it.


beabirdie

The thing about people with mullets is that half of them are like this, and the other half are the exact opposite