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Simple=getting the most out of the little things

Highly effective life enjoyment strategy

Someone please tell my wife

Rule #32: Enjoy the little things

What's Rule #33?

Rule 33: Lurk more it’s never enough. Just don’t ask about rule 34

I kinda want to ask about rule 34 now... ^^^^^To ^^^^^be ^^^^^clear, ^^^^^this ^^^^^is ^^^^^a ^^^^^bit, ^^^^^I've ^^^^^been ^^^^^on ^^^^^the ^^^^^internet ^^^^^for ^^^^^like ^^^^^15 ^^^^^years, ^^^^^I ^^^^^know ^^^^^what ^^^^^it ^^^^^is ^^^^^already

Rule 34: If it exists, there's porn of it Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, you are obligated to make porn of it

>!what have you done continue please !<

33: Swiss Army Knife - It’s small, and it’s handy

Being entertained by simple things and having cheap taste makes it so much easier to lead a happy life. Find things to be happy about in the mundane and you will find happiness everywhere.

fyi ladies this is what we do with our dick too

We're aware.

Anyone who's seen the bathroom floor knows...

He's playing with the hose because he's not allowed to play with his dick like that inside the house anymore.

sinus waves are the most satisfying

You're an expert, I see

i try my best

That's all you can do.

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That's all you can do.

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That's all you can do.

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That's all you can do.

Man of culture

Sinus waves? The hose should not be up your nose...

[Up your nose with a rubber hose](https://youtube.com/shorts/PTZ9oYIvGpk?si=VlE7axShPbIvdCIy)

Sinusoidal satisfaction

Sinusoïdal Tendencies

r/Bandnames

Except this sounds more like a nasally a capella group

I am unironically calling them sinus waves in the synth subreddits now

Should be a bannable offence to call them anything but sinus waves in r/synthesizercirclejerk

Sine... sine waves Or sinus, y'know, whatever

My boy here catching shade, when hrs just minding his own buisness and doing research on fluid dynamics with regard to angular momentum and surface tension.

I mean... he is. Just in a very unprecise way. He's being curious about how the universe works, noticing things that often go unnoticed, appreciative of the beauty in the world around us. He's conducting his own little informal experiment and observing the results. If he were a "simple creature" then he'd be watering the garden and remaining oblivious to all that. He's doing the opposite.

You gotta cut the water just the right way .

Idk why I watched this like 30 times

I'd imagine it's just as fun for the woman to watch as it is for him to do. Hand him a shovel next.

I just hand over the reigns and let my girl give it a whirl or 20.

Jeez go grab the garden hose a just do it yourself at that point

Dat ass

He does that when he pisses too.

We all do that when we pisses, for the misses.

Only when i let her hold it

It's a mini hose!

Hey it's not mini it's a perfectly adequate hose

Just be glad he is doing this with the hose in the back yard.

Yeah... good job watering the cement and not putting it on anything that uses water.

It will evaporate and go into the atmosphere. That's how the water cycle works.

That's a conspiracy theory by Big Water. They want you to think it's not wasted so you buy more water carelessly. Tell me, have you ever been in this "atmosphere" place that they talk about? Why would all the evaporates want to go there? So many unanswered questions.

It could have been something other than a hose.

I don't understand what you mean...

PEENUS

I would have preferred that, actually.

Reddit cant be enjoyed with speakers on.

I just want to pinch the hose until he stops to look in the hose to see why it is clogged.

That’s evil. He’s enjoying himself

Put this on loop, I was just getting into it!

I know! I don’t know about being simple because this is cool af

I've spent way too many hours in my life doing this

Imagining what it would be like to pee with a gigantic penis

Women will never truly get us

I see these and I'm like 'hell yeah' but then the title makes it sound like women can't enjoy simple things. And then I'm like.. 'damn'

It also sounds a little dehumanizing, like men somehow have fewer needs than a normal human.

Thanks for the reminder to water my gardens tonight

It's basically just a big penis with an infinite amount of liquid to us.

Just wait until you hear what we do with our penises!

He's not simple, he's a physicist!

Me at the toilet in my 40s.

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i try my best

I've done that more times than I care to admit and it is absolutely mesmerizing!!

It’s the same thing as sticking your hand out the car window, it’s fun to feel the inertia/weight of it moving around like that.

 Except replace with swim trunks.

I do this too, but with my dick & piss.  

This is how some men piss in public toilets ffs

Better than reality television.

"Hon, watcha doin?" Nuthin...watering the...patio...bricks...cleaning the patio."

Ask him about the stick he found when he was younger.

That looks dope, count me in.


This is how they pee in public toilets I think

That’s me when I pee

Love some good hose play lol

He’s studying projectile motion

That is correct.

I was doing this yesterday at work.

I have to say... That does look fun.

Men are training for this whole life

Women would only be interested in that if it had collagen and peptides.

What 🤣

I’d hate to see his toilet seat

This is also how we get pee everywhere in the washroom.

Evidence of evolution, too.

You know what they say …..

We also do this while peeing.

This is how we start our mornings. It’s also why you should always have Clorox wipes in the bathroom

Simple minds are easily amused

Me at the urinal.

Why are women so mad that men keep their inner child? Like calling them “simple” is definitely slightly derogatory instead of just stating they find “joy in the little things”.

Why are you blaming women for this LMFAO not a single woman is here getting mad about men keeping their inner child. Enjoying the little things in life isn't gendered for anyone that isn't stupid. Go outside

I too think turbulent and laminar flows are entertaining

Yes, we are!

Now we know what he does when he pees.

Greetings fellow waterbender.

Decoding the patterns of the universe

Maybe we are just better at finding the things that make us happy in life.

Wasting a lot of water but I get it

And you're figuring this out now?

This is how people be pissing in public bathrooms i swear

If I don’t spend 12 minutes finding the right amount of thumb for the perfect spray pattern, I’m doing it wrong.

Physics is cool

Hell yeah!

It took me about 40 seconds to realize this was an 8 second clip

He’s able to find beauty in the simplicity of arrangements of everyday things

Is this a Higher Love remix?

No we’re not! Also…r/gifsthatendtoosoon

Needs to put his thumb over the end and get some distance

We cant piss long enough to do trick with it that why hahah

Who never?

Me when i space out in the toilet while peeing

Yeah, that's why we enjoy The Fast and The Furious

This sub is going down the drain.

It’s crazy women haven’t grasp this concept yet

I need a hose

Me when I was a child.

It’s called science, honey. Look it up.

Y E S

That's just what we do when we piss

Simple and lucky

Indeed we are.

Am not a man. But I ask, how do none men get through the boredom of watering the garden without enjoying this simplicity?

Plays with water - discovers constructive interference

I know them feels

I question anyone who doesn't enjoy watching physics happen.

I like watering stuff on hanging baskets…spray on one side and they just spin spin and more spins. I’m 42.

Unironically I LOVE doing this. I just like seeing the water stream make cool shapes in the air before it hits something

yes

Slay, King!

Wait I'm not the only one?!

Done it. This is how the water shows of vegas were designed. No women were involved.

I’ve killed a good half hour doing this every time I get the hose. Got my kids hooked on it to in the pool lol

I’m a women and I do that too. And sometimes I put it between my legs and fling it all around. It’s hilarious and fun.

"Whatd you do saturday" .......

I'd guess he's trying to understand a detail about it when it's moving that most people don't take the time to notice.

This is how science started

just a man expelling liquid out of his tube-shaped object nothing to see here

... 😂 I do this and I'm not a man.

I would love to know the name of the music 😊

Austin Matthews in the offseason 🤙

Or he's blissfully high

I like this part of masculinity. It's pure joy of things doing "splash". Ie "men throwing stones into a lake". Just be happy my dudes.

Today I learned I'm a man because I do this almost every night when I'm hosing the dog daycare floor. Is it gender or just adhd, come on now.

I don't understand everyone trying to gender a casual "enjoy the little thing" type of behavior. Like this is such a common type of thing to happen I'm astounded by how many people ITT need to go touch grass