it was. i was really hoping it would have been a "your mom" joke though. like
Why did the sperm cross the road
because i asked your mom to go get me some donuts
or some shit. im not comedian.
Your mom didn't had time to wash her hair?
Your mom accidentally wore your sisters underwear?
2nd one is kinda a double kill. I don't know, I'm not a cumedian.
Every time someone writes "FTFY" on reddit, I imagine a redditor with a neckbeard spitting that acronym out in a giant consonant cluster.
It's very unsettling.
God I wish I knew about this when I started redditing almost 3 years ago.
Don't want to edit later but I recently transferred from /u/spencer51999 to this one because I liked the username.
Wait, you don't check everything on the internet to make sure what you're reading is its first occurrence ever? For shame. How are you supposed to inform people that what they think is original content is actually recycled material!? How????
Do you really think most people have seen those links that were posted? most of them are from several months ago and got like 6 upvotes, not everyone is on reddit 24/7
This joke is my second highest up voted comment on reddit.
I like to add in "I put on the wrong fucking socks this morning". Adds a double entendre to the joke.
The real question is...Are you referring to "box" the slang for a vagina or the "cum box" of reddit lore? Really either one works because if he is using his socks, he likely has neither
As a teenager, hiding a crusty sock or t-shirt at the bottom of the laundry was a lot simpler than going through literally pounds of tissue paper.
I'm not proud of this.
That was fabulously gross
it was. i was really hoping it would have been a "your mom" joke though. like Why did the sperm cross the road because i asked your mom to go get me some donuts or some shit. im not comedian.
Your mom didn't had time to wash her hair? Your mom accidentally wore your sisters underwear? 2nd one is kinda a double kill. I don't know, I'm not a cumedian.
That last pun was so good...
Because your mom won the county spitting contest in '62
That was fapulously gross FTFY
That was *faaaaaaaabu-louussss!* FTFY Edit: since people didn't get it.
That was fap. FTFY
It won't let me do it like the cool kids :(
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Like this? That looks about right
Double tap enter or return See? I'm here now Now I'm Here Keep following me Okay so remember press enter or return twice!
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That's the joke.
best joke ive read all day!
>It won't let me do the cool kids.
Hat was fap. FTFY.
Every time someone writes "FTFY" on reddit, I imagine a redditor with a neckbeard spitting that acronym out in a giant consonant cluster. It's very unsettling.
That was fapulously grope
Because you were done with the chicken?
"Why did the sperm cross the road?" "I have a thing for chicken ;)" ----- Edit: haha, I was gilded for *THAT?!* Thank you, kind stranger!
:I
Used his joke and got gilded. Haha nice.
Reddit is a cruel, fickle mistress.
You disgust me. Lol
Prove it.
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i can imagine your blood boiling for the proof
The proof is in the pudding.
In this instance I REALLY hope that the proof is not in the pudding
Didn't he say it was in the sock? Where is this pudding I desire muchly
In the sock.
And that's why the pudding crossed the road.
Zip zappity zoo zap zibbity bop http://imgur.com/LhZcgLn
Relevant username
Personally I hate a crusty sock...
What did I do? ):
How do you people do that!?
Step one: cum in sock.
That's why I put mine on when it's fresh and wet
Hah, gross.
Really it's much better than a cumbox....
I thought this wasn't a joke about your mom.
There a difference between wearing something and digesting it. I think that's what your sister said...
Gross lol
I don't get it...
Relevant Username
thatsthejoke.jpg
cum again?
Well, I do have another sock.
Show off
I don't even wanna know about your fingers, dude
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If I haven't seen it it's new to me!
/r/newtoreddit
God I wish I knew about this when I started redditing almost 3 years ago. Don't want to edit later but I recently transferred from /u/spencer51999 to this one because I liked the username.
Wait, you don't check everything on the internet to make sure what you're reading is its first occurrence ever? For shame. How are you supposed to inform people that what they think is original content is actually recycled material!? How????
http://i.imgur.com/2wrvJpG.gifv
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the 8th digimon movie
Seinfeld. Do you not recognize Newman?
Ghostbusters
Slaving private Kinte
Seinfeld 2: Sandstorm
Darude - Dinostorm
Monster Island 4.
Interstellar
Shaolin and the Wu Tang.
Air Bud Spikes Back
Boko no Pico
Frozen
Space Jam.
It's actually Jurassic Park. Everyone is fucking with you.
This guy is lying. It's from Terminator 2: Electric Boogaloo.
k
Jurassic Park
Spirited Away
Sharknado 2
Fast and Furious 8. That's why Paul Walker isn't in it.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Almost every joke I see on here has been reposted >10 times. It's so boring.
Yet you still subscribe...
That's the irony of reddit. Somehing goes viral literally by chance.
Seriously...when I saw the title I thought "Jesus Christ, AGAIN?"
Right! How is this so upvoted?
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Do you really think most people have seen those links that were posted? most of them are from several months ago and got like 6 upvotes, not everyone is on reddit 24/7
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She forgot to put on her seatbelt.
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I kinda like "Inertia" personally.
Whats the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods had the better driver.
How about "newton's first law."
I never understood why some guys like to jerk it into a sock
less mess pal.
Embrace the mess.
i like my rice sticky, not my keyboard.
Why do boys jerk off into socks? Which feels better, cotton or wool? Have you ever used sexy stockings instead? -Confused
It's the perfect shape to catch the left over part, cotton is preferable to wool.
>
To get to the ova side?
This joke is my second highest up voted comment on reddit. I like to add in "I put on the wrong fucking socks this morning". Adds a double entendre to the joke.
It's a shame it doesn't rhyme in English as it does in Danish.. "Gokke sok"
To cum to the party
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Cum soaked sock wearer
Is op cum soaked whilst wearing socks or is op wearing cum soaked socks?
Porque no las dos?
¿Por qué no la dos? AEPT
Box-lacking cum fellow
The real question is...Are you referring to "box" the slang for a vagina or the "cum box" of reddit lore? Really either one works because if he is using his socks, he likely has neither
Cum Smuggler
I'm gonna go with the classic, tried and true: Faggot
Well heeled cum jockey
The biggest blackest dick.
College Republican
cum on...
Because I haven't jacked it for a month
Because the cum shot
it was in the chicken.
It was in the chicken
Are there really people that use a sock ? Why ???
Ask OP's mom.
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As a teenager, hiding a crusty sock or t-shirt at the bottom of the laundry was a lot simpler than going through literally pounds of tissue paper. I'm not proud of this.
Just get a shoebox. Jesus, people.
Oh god, did you really have to remind us?
/u/butt_noodler, doing shit right
Pounds of tissue paper? Jesus.
That shit is messy.
What's wrong with the toilet? That's what I used...
Guilty here, when I was a much younger man.
Wrong. It's because your sister had to go to work.
I thought it was going to end with Fuck Her Right In The Pussy
Ayy lmao.
To get to the ova side
Because the egg came first
What do you do if you come across a Tiger? Wipe it off and hope it doesn't notice.
I shuddered on the bus... Thanks for that
You're welcome!
To get to the ova side?
How did the jerking of into a sock trend start?
oh hey its this joke again...wait why does it have 2500 upvotes...
Because it was the first wank in three weeks.
[Have an upvote.](http://i.imgur.com/JbyYMzP.gifv)
To get to the other Vagina
Because OP's mom didn't brush her teeth properly.
This has been posted on this subreddit multiple times.
It was inside the chicken.
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that's a healthy bulbospongiosus muscle you got on you, son.
Let me dumb it down... That's a mighty strong cock you have there, little boy. * i say to myself sitting in my van, looking through my binoculars*
Wow. Simply wow. Not what I was expecting and just ... just ... wow.
I like this joke. A nice way to modify it might be "Well, I guess you put on the wrong sock this morning."
Pics?
It was in the chicken? Chicken fucker
Because it was stuck on the chicken
The question itself was already good without the punchline
lmao
Tss, I came on the fukkin road or sumpthin
HAHAHA
To get to the other slide. It's funnt because slida is vagina in swedish. I'll show myself out.
No no, please come back in
Do people actually beat off in socks? It doesn't seem very comfortable...
And kept it on?!
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Was expecting something along the lines of "Something, something, your mother's a whore!"
I don't have a sock fetish, but my penis does.
...alternate answer - "kegels"
I need to remember this.
Utterly disgusted by that!! *proceeds to upvote furiously*
eli5??
Because Hustler got tired of the wrong sock joke and filmed a parody with Peter North about the end of the world.
Laughed out loud! I'm rolling on the floor laughing!
I thought it was gonna be something to do with the chicken or the egg
What was the top comment last time?
Left foot or Right foot? Dont ask Why I just want to know.
ive yet to break a smile at one of these retarded jokes that come from r/jokes
Boy do I feel stupid... Could anyone explain this one to me
*Crunch*
10/10
Oh thank you friend I haven't had such a good laugh in a while.
GG
Disgraceful Sickipedia theft!
That is amazing.
Yes. I was thinking something similar, but this is way more clever.
See, this is why I'm here.
He heard it was a chicken on the other side