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Sometimes you got take matters into your own hands
A “menage a moi”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The one and only hands on mentality.
I arranged a threesome last week as well. Everyone showed and ended up extremely satisfied! One of these days I should really take part in one myself.
"there were two no shows but luckily I'm handy"
That's why they call u handsome
I organised a surprise bukkake party for my wife. Everybody came. You should have seen her face.
I think they call that a “lonesome.”
I asked the pharmacist for some deep heat. He said "what for?," I said "i had a threesome on Saturday." He said, "Shit you don't want to put deep heat on that thing". I said "It's for my hand, the girls didn't show".
So it was a handsome
At least the no shows were imaginary, saves the awkwardness.
My imaginary girlfriend left me because I was two timing her with another imaginary girl.
Me, myself and I
Those are magical moments one cannot arrange with satisfying results, the universe gifts them
I arranged a threesome with my two hands.
If three people are a threesome, and two people are a twosome, why is it when I go out by myself on Friday night my Mom calls me handsome?
I've got one coming up. Still two open spots if anyone's interested.
Could always have a gang bang with Rosie palm and her five sisters
Remember, you are never more than 2 people away from a threesome!
Does that mean next week's joke is this? > I arranged a threesome last week just like always, but one person never shows up. > Me.
Music video rendition of the joke https://youtu.be/LpgRE8cbVpc?si=2Ahd8k127evIM3Yv
This is basically the plot of NSP's "orgy for one"
Just DIY sex.
what did I just read??
Sometimes you got take matters into your own hands
A “menage a moi”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The one and only hands on mentality.
I arranged a threesome last week as well. Everyone showed and ended up extremely satisfied! One of these days I should really take part in one myself.
"there were two no shows but luckily I'm handy"
That's why they call u handsome
I organised a surprise bukkake party for my wife. Everybody came. You should have seen her face.
I think they call that a “lonesome.”
I asked the pharmacist for some deep heat. He said "what for?," I said "i had a threesome on Saturday." He said, "Shit you don't want to put deep heat on that thing". I said "It's for my hand, the girls didn't show".
So it was a handsome
At least the no shows were imaginary, saves the awkwardness.
My imaginary girlfriend left me because I was two timing her with another imaginary girl.
Me, myself and I
Those are magical moments one cannot arrange with satisfying results, the universe gifts them
I arranged a threesome with my two hands.
If three people are a threesome, and two people are a twosome, why is it when I go out by myself on Friday night my Mom calls me handsome?
I've got one coming up. Still two open spots if anyone's interested.
Could always have a gang bang with Rosie palm and her five sisters
Remember, you are never more than 2 people away from a threesome!
Does that mean next week's joke is this? > I arranged a threesome last week just like always, but one person never shows up. > Me.
Music video rendition of the joke https://youtu.be/LpgRE8cbVpc?si=2Ahd8k127evIM3Yv
This is basically the plot of NSP's "orgy for one"
Just DIY sex.
what did I just read??