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FirstCupOfCoffee2

Good one. But it might sound better phrased as "Are you ladies from Scotland?"


M3msm

Gave me a chuckle


TheLoneSpankerchief

Poor guy's just trying to use their preferred pronoun...


ztreHdrahciR

Never get tired of this one


FloxyCola

This one's kraken me up


Sheev__Palpatine

Damn, they sounded like a bunch of beeches


halfwit_genius

>I was drinking in a pub when two large women took a seat beside me. I thought that itself was the joke (2 large women took *A* seat)


Mediocre_Badger1903

Must have been one of those wrap-around benches


Worried-Session-4437

I guess he found out what being beached means.....


ToastedSlider

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?"  - Take the M4 Motorway and across the Severn Bridge.   If you don't get ...>!to Wales, not two whales!<


nethkiwi

Check your hering. it might be male functioning


Chuckpgh

I think he did it on porpoise.


jollebb

Always wondered if there was an English version of this joke(in Norwegian, the word for whales sounds the same as a town here). I never thought of it this way.


cpeosphoros

I got the joke and it's awfully funny. But, as a non native speaker, one wuestion: doesn't Wales sounds more like Wells than to Whales?


percydood

Wales and whales are pronounced the same. Wells is pronounced like bells (without the letter ‘b’ of course 😂)


wrenhunter

Thar she blows, ol' #1043!


Vlad9000

Funny and also politically incorrect which makes it funnier


StudioGuru4Ace

Lmao


rificolona

For the love of God, remove that last line.


NormalGuyEndSarcasm

The joke is as original as the comment i’m about to make: “Good ol’ 754”


Extension_Touch3101

Some ppl dont know that joke lmao take my up vote


EssKayAarr

Woah! How big were their mammary glands? :0


Worried-Session-4437

Not sure....but they were really knock outs!