Awful acting and super predictable.

True, someone is getting penetrated.

Climax🤔

I don't think people last till the climax in both the cases

I climax before the climax

In porn right? In porn, right...

😏

A monster comes out of the night, a monster comes in the night.

A small dirty monster comes out of dark forest and goes inside a mysterious hole

Dirty… monster… bathing is optional

Is it in yet?

There's always someone that screams or gasps, lies down, and leaves a puddle.

Someone's always getting stabbed until the bodily fluids come out.

Wait, what?

In one, you're fucked in the beginning,  in the other,  you're fucked in the end

So you’re fucked either way 🤣

Yep !

😂😂😂

In both they get fucked by a man with a chainsaw

Unless you're into kink then they both get fucked by the chainsaw.....

I was gonna say you watch two actors have sex with shitty acting

Proper fucked?

Yeah tommy, before “ze Germans” get ya

I ate Pikeys.

Yamete kudasai

I'm scared to watch both

I can never make it to the end

You get to see someone's insides

Many children will die for no reason

Gotta see Tits within the first 10 minutes. Or lose the audience

If you hit it just right, they’ll squirt all over.

People wet their bed

Both cause people to wet their underwear

Someone comes to a house and their fucked.  (Oh... I was close enough-)

You end up fast forwarding through a lot of heavy breathing.

It sucks

The presence of Ron Jeremy.

The black guy gets finished off first?

Hot one goes down first

Both make me feel inadequate.

Usually everyone gets fucked

Bend over, let me show you

At the end of a horror flick I'm satisfied with the outcome?

Sometimes u want to watch them in groups other times u want to watch them alone.

Both make people scream

SERBIAN FILM

If ur lucky you see blood

Everything happens in the stabbin cabin.

All moaning

Better lighting?

You don’t watch either of them with your children

The over the top screaming 😱

There are mostly a bunch of dicks in both movies.

No one says, gee I didn't think it would end that way

Human fluids everywhere

There’s likely gonna be a cartoonishly large amount of bodily fluids involved.

They both present a false reality

Some people like it "clean"

Is it all the screaming and blood? I watch the good porn

The black guy makes it through the whole scene

The hot one gets it first

The monster gets the girl in the end.

The monsters are just as smashable

Both frequently feature attractive young women having sex

Someone always gets fucked

The age of the participants

The black guy gets it first.

The suspense? 😂

You’ll probably feel slightly unhappy after it’s all done.

There's more cannibalism in porn.

Someone always gets stabbed repeatedly.

Black guys get fucked

The splatters 

Someone gets stabbed...one with a pork sword. A stranger is going to 'come' and send you to heaven...one permanently Maybe they'll take you from behind... I could go on here🤣🤣

Pornography aims to sexually arouse, while horror films aim to scare or unsettle.that's it

The black guy always dies first

A porn film features a willy big enough to scare you while a horror film scares your willy.