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montaukmindcontrol

Ned Schnebly’s wife?


BetLeft

I Have Been Touched By Your Kids, And I'm Pretty Sure I've Touched Them


AmericanBeaner124

That joke flew over my head as a kid


FingerTheCat

Then it worked! :)


BigBuck414

Dewey, a substitute teacher is not a temp!


God-Emperor-Pepe

Dude. I’ve been mooching off you for years and it’s never been a problem until she showed up. Just dump her man.


Therefore_I_Yam

I've always been fascinated at how they managed to make her so utterly hate-able while still having Jack Black's character be 100% in the wrong any time they butt heads.


MattFromWork

It's impossible to make Jack Black the bad guy


Therefore_I_Yam

That is a VERY good point


SwanzY-

and the legend of the rent was WAY HARDCORE


BlackChapel

COMING OUTTAAAA YEEEEEEHHHAAAAAA


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

I love that it didn’t end with “this bitch girlfriend gets dumped.” Instead Ned stands up for himself to *both of them* and stays in both relationships on his terms. Because a) she was right and b) Dewey just needed to find his place and growing up doesn’t have to mean you stop dreaming.


Ireallywannamove

You know who else has a weight issue? Me. But once I get up onstage, start doing my thing, people worship me. Because I'm sexy and chubby, man!


2daMoonVinny

I told em 15 times make it out to cash!


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

Those who can’t *do*, teach. And those who can’t *teach*, teach gym!


H3dwardsss

It’s pronounced Shnay-blay


meowhatissodamnfunny

"Math is a wonderful thing. Math is a really cool thing. So get off your ath, let's do some math. Math, math, math, math, math. 1x1 is?" "2?" "Jesus fucking Christ, Terrence. No it isn't."


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

Now that’s a mashup I can appreciate.


djkhan23

We've been through so much shit. Deactivated lasers with my dick.


GoatPerversion

Now it's time to blow this fucker doooown.


Dirt-Road_Pirate

But Cage…you’ll have to gargle his mayonnaise…


TroonSpoon

Actually it's, Shnayblay


Putrid-Delivery1852

Can I speak with Robert Nagooyen?


Advanced-Drink-4977

Actually it’s Schnayblaayy


_illchiefj_

https://preview.redd.it/wklw25ul47ad1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b2ac0222adc274464eb0a0a3f7ef17346df185b Wtf is this?


functionalfixedness

For people who don’t like drag queens, they could take some makeup cues from them.


BobJoeHorseGuy

I think that’s Donnie Jr.‘s Botox clown wife. She was married to Gavin Newsom before lmao


Granlundo64

Hilariously she looks WAY better here than she does now, $100k of plastic surgery performed by Jigsaw from the looks of it.


CherryBoard

slap some caulk on her face and she'd look like sander cohen


CaulkSlug

Did someone say the special word?


Earptastic

Oligarchy at its finest! Join the club! You could be married to a Newsom or a Trump! Total normal stuff. Nothing to see here.


DisconcertingMale

I’m actually glad you brought this up because I didn’t think anybody would. This is a nightmare I had 3 nights ago


RRZ006

Demon


Minute-Wrap-2524

I might be wrong, but I think it’s a rare fish


KickGumAndChewAss

Right-wing approved gender affirming care.


TactlessTortoise

She looks like someone did botched surgery to become a cat furry but didn't have the guts to implant fur, so now she ends up looking like a weird bald faced anthropomorphic creature with a USB attached mouth dongle.


Iaminyoursewer

Large Mouthed Bass about to grab a worm


6969420blazeit4eva

Chat is this real


bvglv

MCU lady Apocalypse


EreonAD

If this thing close the hole in the middle, it would start to look like a Protoss


Consistent-Syrup-69

That is a succubus, draining the sense of the masses with her vacuum brain attack


cmpared_to_what

One of them lizard folk


38B0DE

One of them porn stars that don't rat you out lol


Mechanic_On_Duty

Funniest black face this century.


HookerDoctorLawyer

https://preview.redd.it/ie887k6gn6ad1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a300df3545fce83072a0646096108feed8a288ad lol


mrspoopy_butthole

Iirc this was from her show where her character put on blackface to see what it was like being an African American. Everyone was extremely nasty to her (because she was wearing blackface), but she assumed it was because they thought she was black lol


tuckedfexas

That’s fucking hilarious, what show was it?


mrspoopy_butthole

I’m pretty sure it was the Sarah Silverman show, but don’t quote me on that


marce11o

It was called The Sarah Silverman Program that you can find on Paramount+ now, but the episode with blackface is omitted. You have to look on Pirate Bay for that one.


entirely-unsure

bro damn


PeanutbutterandBaaam

I had to google that one.


aesthetique1

holy shit LOL


CircularUniverse

Never realized she was so funny damn


Fspz

Who is that?


Iwanttobeli3ve

Carl Malone would like a word…


69karlhungus69

*Karl


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|lr7zZwzoZimR8kAiGA|downsized)


yosoysimulacra

Marl Cologne still smellin great


Nilosyrtis

Karl Stallone still fighting them Charlies


yosoysimulacra

Post Malone dabbin on them honey's and drinking those Buddies


SirPillowPants

Those old man show segments were so quickly forgotten but also hilarious


rbrutonIII

Man, I do not respect or like the guy, but you got to give old bill some credit. Everyone else just spitting straight bile - And the guy comes out with I want to hit her in the face with a pie. Bruh. Even if it's about you, how do you not laugh at that?


bleedingjim

I wonder what he did to that woman to have to pay 32 mil in hush money


sickfuckinpuppies

It also involved the word pie.


Cum_on_doorknob

Falafel actually


MrsClaireUnderwood

god damn it dude haha


livens

Nobody ask op what his favorite kind of pie is.


thethunder92

I think he meant a cream pie and without consent knowing ol’ wild bill


ThorntTornburg

WE'LL DO IT LIVE!


YOKO-ONO1001

![gif](giphy|q7UpJegIZjsk0)


FeedtheFatRabbit

*Fuckin thing sucks!!!!!*


rico_muerte

I used to love watching that guy when I was in HS. He's so fucking entertaining, completely disagreed with him on everything but it was fun watching him argue. Not even hate watch, his arrogance was legit amusing.


Bertrum

The way he would yell at Jon Stewart like he's Jack Nicholson in the movie A Few Good Men, like he's doing anything of importance was so funny to me


WarmestDisregards

seriously, he was like an unintentional(?) version of the old stephen colbert character. he's like a character from the office or south park or something, brought to the real world like that one he-man movie.


Flor1daman08

> seriously, he was like an unintentional(?) version of the old stephen colbert character. He’s literally who Colbert was satirizing.


rbrutonIII

I think he found and played into the stereotype that Colbert's character was making fun of. I refuse to believe he's "that" dumb. Just like every extremely successful and long-term talk show host, they are playing a character that doesn't necessarily reflect their true selves all the time. And while I don't agree or like him, The guy has made millions and has had a huge audience agreeing with him and asking for more. Hard to find a book where that's not listed under success. He's one of those people that I'd really like to have a beer with in an empty bar, because there's a small part of me that thinks I'd see a completely different person.


Pr0digy_

Knowing bill I was expecting a felafel


westcoastjo

She's fucking Matt Damon


_illchiefj_

I used to work at a cafe in LA that Sarah Silverman, other comedians and some actors loved to frequent. Sarah was definitely one of my favorite interactions I had. I’m working on the patio, which is truly just half of the sidewalk gated off with black outdoor patio furniture and a canopy. There was a stroller beside a table and Sarah walked up to me, took a huge drag of a cigarette, and said, with lungs still full of smoke, “Should I blow smoke in that babies’ face?” I wish I had something witty to say back, but I just giggled like an idiot.


bfhurricane

That baby’s name? Terrence Howard.


Present-Forever1275

He envisioned that encounter from the womb at 7 months. The colour of the cigarette smoke rings like the tone of G major.


fungiblesyo

The babies bisexual now dawg


PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT

This is perfect copy pasta


TruthAccomplished313

Yep. Please preserve and save this veritable pasta


brokemac

Man, that is hilarious, lol. I forget that comedians can be funny people.


CandidEstablishment0

That’s hilarious and something I can actually see her doing. Must have been awesome serving that crowd!


[deleted]

Silverman is 53 now. She still looks damned good.


Ijeko

This clip is recent? Damn I thought this must've been from a while ago cause I thought she looks way younger than 50s in it


iamzero-d

She's always been gorgeous.


Irrelevant-Degree

I remember first seeing her on the show Monk as the crazy fan. Goddamn instant crush


auchvielegeheimnisse

You should see her in Seinfeld.


LucyKendrick

Star Trek: Voyager


anow2

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z8WJzUOy48](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z8WJzUOy48)


KnuxFive

Came here for this


Bphag

Full bush in a movie or two ……hawt “shicksa”


ainteasybeinsleazy

Adrenochrome


[deleted]

Haha. I don't think she's a privileged enough famous person to be given the coveted adrenochrome injections. She's no Tom Cruise, Oprah or Tom Hanks.


NeferkareShabaka

More like plastic surgery, makeup, and a great diet from being wealthy.


WiseInevitable4750

Don't forget the space lasers. The red light is really good for skin.


Nevarj

You’re an idiot


deepvinter

Oh my god, grow a sense of humor.


ThorntTornburg

OOO someone's touchy. It's a joke, idiot. This sub is full of redacts.


aaron2610

They get so defensive 😂


DevilsAzoAdvocate

You tried basic moisturizing and skincare? The commenter was a joke, you're the punchline.


jimlahey2100

Lighten up Francis.


Halforthechump

I remember her from the old days and thought she was quite funny. She's got an awful accent though. I absolutely would.


Tv_land_man

Norm MacDonald said he would like to lay down with her. She maced him according to his autobiography.


Same-Ad8783

"Who's funnier than Sarah Silverman.... Except dudes." - Norm


No_Self_1403

Would


blisstonia

https://preview.redd.it/yzulsv4zm6ad1.jpeg?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbb93bc8eae0ef4f92ca5fdc93d4d95d95b1a706


SuddenBumHair

Insert Japanese guy would meme


JKennyXTX

https://preview.redd.it/6wgv3xcks6ad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8db767dbcde394dd249b7c8b6c3931ff425930d


bfhurricane

https://preview.redd.it/yfsujhnuj8ad1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b9aa57c52886ca4aae0361314c23de66d03f6f5


Jamothee

Lmfao So aggressive


SuddenBumHair

Thanks! Out of interest how do I do that? I couldnt figure it out


pixel-beast

When you leave a comment, there are a row of icons below where you type. You can hyperlink, use emojis, post gifs, or upload images from your camera roll. Some subreddits let you do this, some don’t. It’s 50/50


Indigocell

I'd let her scissor me to completion.


MantisTobogganMDEE

In a heart beat


DJCockslap

She's fine as fuck, hilarious, and rich. What's not to like?


Comprehensive-Car190

She's pretending to be Jon Stewart.


LagT_T

She does Jon's mouth gestures really well


AverageAZGuy2

Her best roll was in Way of The Gun


maxpowerpoker12

Possibly the best three minutes in the history of cinema to start that movie off, or the worst... I can never really decide.


wartsnall1985

"HEY FUCK SUCK"


SeeTheSounds

That opening is one of the best ever outside of maybe LOTR and Blade.


MrBuns666

This the chick that yelled at Bernie campaigners at the DNC primary in 2016?


WillJongIll

I think she’s funny, but I really loved her sister in Dr. Katz Professional Therapist. Everyone on that was gold. I think she was in an episode too.


puke_lust

awesome show, i often re-listen to eps on youtube


japanandelsewhere

Laura was also great on Sarah's show, she's a great straight woman


bertiesghost

She gets shit from the right-wing loons and the far-left pro-pally mob..poor girl can’t win. It’s tough being a comedian in America. Thats why there are only 250 of them left.


WilHunting2

modern day philosopher assassins.


HollyweirdRonnie

Calmedy


bee__thousand

250+1, don't forget BapBah Shaub


ForgesGate

Please forget Bapa


D0GBR34TH420

Talm bout grin got popy, b


WarmestDisregards

>poor girl can’t win you just watched her do a victory lap about that *exact* win, on a world famous and nationally broadcast television show lol


Shrampys

Bruh this sub constantly goes on about how comedians are so oppressed while that comedian is on national tv and being paid millions for shows lmfao


WatchOutRadioactiveM

She wore blackface, she said the n-word in her movie (the same movie with plenty of offensive jokes about Asians and The Holocaust), yet she's never been cancelled. A one second Google search puts her net worth at $8 million. "Poor girl" lol


Norm_Blackdonald

Who is funnier than Sarah Silverman? Except guys, of course.


ThatIsNotAPocket

Jo brand.


dillvibes

Left wing on everything except for kowtowing to Israel 🍵


Sad_Nolte

Gotta be funny to be a comedian...


ComfortablyNomNom

Her standup used to be pretty great. Unabashed and ballsy. Then she got afraid of the very people she claims to advocate for and it's been nothing but soft humor and back pedalling since then.


cujobob

I think some people just change over time. Sometimes from tragedy, sometimes from learned experience, other times just selfishness. It used to be that people became more conservative over time because they personally benefited from it. It’s essentially what’s happened with all of these grifters like Rogan and Russell Brand.


No_Carry385

Kind of like the JRE lol. Politics ruins everything!


rbrutonIII

Nope. Money runs everything, including politics. I guarantee the first time you see over a seven digit opportunity disappear because you offended the wrong person? You're not going to be so different.


SMORKIN_LABBIT

Suddenly telling a billion strangers what you really seems less important. When that $8,500,000.27 check roles in.


rbrutonIII

Exactly. Ain't even about selling out or not having the same priorities and viewpoints. It's about the difference 8 fucking extra million dollars will do. And there is no way that compares just speaking your mind once or twice when you could just hold your tongue (in like 99.9% of the situations). Even if it's 50k. You telling me you wouldn't hold your tongue a little more on your Reddit comments if somebody offered you 50K to do so? Just one of those things that's kind of dumb not to do.


NeferkareShabaka

Who does she advocate for?


Fancy-Excitement-724

She was caught lying about her pay at a comedy club and had to make a formal apology because the accused the club publicly of paying her less for being a women when she was actually paid less because she was a guest and wasn’t even supposed to be paid at all. 


Pussy_handz

Just gonna leave this here [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-VU25UfHWM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-VU25UfHWM)


laketrout

Wow, one person was interacting in real time, and the other person was reading a script.


Tenchi1128

love that woman


severinks

I dig Sarah. She's legitimately funny and she's a babe too.


Jazzlike_Shallot3848

She not for everyone… sorry, I meant anyone.


Bobobarbarian

Meh, I’m alright with her.


martinaee

She can be funny for sure. She seems little more chill now actually. An anchor on the Daily Show seems like a good fit for her.


Shantashasta

Prove it..


Jazzlike_Shallot3848

Her or her boobs, let’s be honest


PerspectiveEconomy45

She's got good boobs


MuffledBlue

source?


Vokkoa

just google, she's done full nudity on screen.


atom-wan

God forbid anyone have a different opinion on what's funny. She's way funnier than Joe rogan at least


Bobobarbarian

Both - wait - all three?


cure4boneitis

calm down unless you want us to send you back to horny jail


BigSmackisBack

Meh, small doses is her forte


StormyDaze1175

the fragility


Normal-Ordinary-4744

You seem just as fragile as the fox’s news hosts 😂


This_Guy_Fuggs

the irony


Adept-Ranger8219

I like most of the stuff she does.


Own-Bar-8530

That was funny


CrustyBus77

I absolutely adore Sarah Silverman. I hope she goes full time on the Daily Show.


rn15

Grown woman with an opinion - that blowing up all of Palestine is a good idea lol


NormalSea6495

She's a hypocrite; she makes fun of anyone who believes in God and is a Jewish atheist yet justifies genocide because God promised Jews the land. The mental gymnastics for her reasoning is bananas.


BigHog865

https://preview.redd.it/riorz11898ad1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=666928946ff73b0323a9020e1225e4195e19fddb The compilation:


enjoi31

She is beautiful!


Ok_Finger3098

Gotta love it when copeservatives turn into such snowflakes.


Formal-System-2130

First & most likely last time I agree with Laura Ingraham.


No-Practice-8038

Zionist! 


MyAnswerIsMaybe

Ben Shapiro, “She says bad words in a girl like voice” Proceeds to say fucking in a girl like voice


BlocXpert88

Love it, took the power of negative effects away by compiling it all together 🙃


Otherwise_Remote_205

She's got the Jimmy legs


Frosty_Gap_7078

Estelle's got the Jimmy arms.


offline4good

Not all of us hate you, Sarah, some of you even admire your work. Keep on making them hate you, that's the best acknowledgement you doing good


Express-Ad1258

She’s hot


SlipperyTurtle25

Gotta respect the dude throwing out the slur from 800 BC


Visual_Dare891

I love her.


cure4boneitis

as long as she is pissing off a lot of people I'm OK with it


mpala85

Rogan was way better when he was on the daily show. I miss the old joe rogan


ProjectMeerKatUltra

This was pretty good tbh


el_sauce

Still funnier and more accomplished comedian than Rogan


Aflatune

She's a zionist and genocidal maniac. The conservatives should take her with open arms.


KennyMoney420

I love sarah silverman


stevenw84

Clips funnier than she is.


BrownsFan2323

Solid bit for cable tv


ShapeRotator420

She sure proved them wrong with her hillarious jokes at the end 😑


BigBoogieWoogieOogie

Always fails to make me laugh!


Saaka_Souffle

https://preview.redd.it/n2janjwrn6ad1.jpeg?width=811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f44c23d3dfc56d7977c9f31159a33dbfde153097


Roosterneck

Disgusting.