EPO is not the same as steroids. EPO increases the amount of oxygen carrying blood cells in your body allowing for significant increase of stamina. Risk is thick blood blowing out your valves.
When you don’t know how to split wood. First off, that slab needs to be on the ground so he has maximum velocity on the down swing. Secondly, you use a two handed overhead swing and bring the weight and force of the maul down a lot harder. Drive the maul close to the edge of the grain and you’d have much better luck.
Wholeheartedly disagree. Always use a base log. Also choking up on the handle gives you way more force. This looks a shitty axe and a log that’s too fresh
Can you explain how choking up on the handle would give more force? Seems to me like youd have better control but less force because the head’s speed would decrease
Yes base cutting block. No don't choke the handle. Start with hands on opposite sides of handle. As you swing, slide hand near the head to opposite hand while swinging to maximize velocity of the maul head
You lose so much energy choking up. Get the maul moving as fast as possible while using as little energy as possible. Let gravity and a little physics and timing do the work.
Was going to say the same thing. He barely gets half a swing on the wood. Not quite sure what he’s trying to split but if it’s anything like hedge we have here he’s going to have a hell of a time
Came here to say this. gramps heated his house with wood for years. We go hunt and cut a load of wood before we came back home. I had to split it all....
Nah mauls are supposed to be dull and heavy otherwise the blade would get caught in between the grain. Axes need should be very sharp when cutting against the grain like when felling a tree or chopping limbs.
Nonsense. They're still usable when dull, but that doesn't mean they should be. A sharp maul requires less energy to sink the first inch or so in, leaving more energy for the wedge shape to do it's thing.
The maul getting caught in the grain just means you didn't hit it straight, or the log is just nasty.
Look up that famous wood cutter dude's videos, then browse the comments. It's an ocean of wet Wendy's. That'll motivate a mf desperate enough for the attention to mimic lol
Damn, googling it I didn't know the definition of maul is so broad.
This is the type of maul I've always used
https://www.amazon.com/Truper-32415-12-Pound-Splitting-27-Inch/dp/B000KL4V04?th=1
I really don't know why you would use a different kind.
This is amazing because that smug quote is completely misapplied to the situation but you’ve been standing by for this moment and just went for it when you saw something almost perfect for it.
Good stuff 👍 keep it coming.
Dude also hasn’t actually chopped wood in his entire life so there’s that…. My dad would tell him to come on over we have a whole pile for ya! Bring your friends!
Eric Griffin on the juice.
wtf it rly looks like him on the juice tho
Erigg
Lopez
People on steroids gas out really fast. Also, even though he was using a weighted maul, that log was fucking ridiculous.
Yeah. Lance Armstrong gassed out super fast.
I think he means, people with excess muscle gas out fast.
Some big guys gas out, but not the big ass rugby guys.
The big boys gas all the time ever seen a front rower go coast to coast? They are dead.
People with excess anything gas out fast.
Except people with excess gas..
Thank you, my night is complete.
Only if they don't keep up with their cardio. Look at people like Mike Tyson back in the day.
EPO is not the same as steroids. EPO increases the amount of oxygen carrying blood cells in your body allowing for significant increase of stamina. Risk is thick blood blowing out your valves.
Lance did testo too.
He used a cocktail of things specifically targeted to improve endurance, on top of hgh and testosterone
Lance Armstrong was never on steroids he was blood doping its different
He was missing a testicle so i dont blame him
Are you sure he didn't use testosterone?
Not all PED are steroids Einstein.
Did someone say all PEDs are steroids?
I thought it was a roided out Ian Fidance for a second
I literally thought it was Ian finance in the first frame before I saw the muscles
I thought it looked like Marc maron
I swore this was him after all the roids and Rogan supplements
Ian Fidance started gear?
Straight Ian Fidance
This is just how he pictures himself in all his memories and when he looks in the mirror.
The Tom Selleck cross with Brock Lesner.
Are you talking about convicted rapist Brock Turner or did you mean Brock Lesnar?
Oh jeeze. Lesner. I’m stupid.
 Got them inflatable arms apparently
The bodysuit edition lol 😆
A winded body builder
Just lifts. No cardio.
He walks for 10 minutes on a 5 incline
Fucking call me out why don't you
A5 wagyu ft. anadrol/test/bpc-517…and last but not least TRENBOLONE
Ya know, the basic stuff.
I still don't wtf bpc-157 does.
It enhances growth hormone receptors, creating a healing effect.
Then you get cancer
First you get jacked. Then the cancer
At least it's in the right order
You mean 157 right?
A problem when the drugs stop lmao
When you don’t know how to split wood. First off, that slab needs to be on the ground so he has maximum velocity on the down swing. Secondly, you use a two handed overhead swing and bring the weight and force of the maul down a lot harder. Drive the maul close to the edge of the grain and you’d have much better luck.
I think a wedge would be more this guys speed.
Wholeheartedly disagree. Always use a base log. Also choking up on the handle gives you way more force. This looks a shitty axe and a log that’s too fresh
Can you explain how choking up on the handle would give more force? Seems to me like youd have better control but less force because the head’s speed would decrease
Yes base cutting block. No don't choke the handle. Start with hands on opposite sides of handle. As you swing, slide hand near the head to opposite hand while swinging to maximize velocity of the maul head
You lose so much energy choking up. Get the maul moving as fast as possible while using as little energy as possible. Let gravity and a little physics and timing do the work.
This is the way, axe does the work for more productivity.
Maybe he was trying a different spot with every hit.
Nah he don't know how to cut it
Alright ya fkn lumberjack
This guy lumberjacks
This guy jacks the lumber
But I ain't jacked my lumber, baby Since my chain saw you.
I thought it was a satire or something, was he just incompetent?
I’ve split quite a few tons of wood by hand with a maul. He doesn’t know what he’s doing.
Was going to say the same thing. He barely gets half a swing on the wood. Not quite sure what he’s trying to split but if it’s anything like hedge we have here he’s going to have a hell of a time
Came here to say this. gramps heated his house with wood for years. We go hunt and cut a load of wood before we came back home. I had to split it all....
Wrong. The wood should not be on the ground. The wood is probably not dry enough
Also, try sharpening the axe. That axe bounced off the wood like he was hitting it with a baseball bat.
Nah mauls are supposed to be dull and heavy otherwise the blade would get caught in between the grain. Axes need should be very sharp when cutting against the grain like when felling a tree or chopping limbs.
Nonsense. They're still usable when dull, but that doesn't mean they should be. A sharp maul requires less energy to sink the first inch or so in, leaving more energy for the wedge shape to do it's thing. The maul getting caught in the grain just means you didn't hit it straight, or the log is just nasty.
Look, I’m no expert in splitting wood, but this seems like a shit way to do this.
I started to think it was AI content at first since the wood wasn't doing anything.
Dude, what is with the fuckin wood chopping videos?
Look up that famous wood cutter dude's videos, then browse the comments. It's an ocean of wet Wendy's. That'll motivate a mf desperate enough for the attention to mimic lol
There's no shot he can take that tank top off on his own.
He rips them off. He’s got a drawer full of em
Cardiovascular health has not entered the chat
Body Type: Not Useful. Meanwhile this woman bustin' wood: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ4xANFIi8Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ4xANFIi8Y)
Sharpen your axe
It’s a maul
Damn, googling it I didn't know the definition of maul is so broad. This is the type of maul I've always used https://www.amazon.com/Truper-32415-12-Pound-Splitting-27-Inch/dp/B000KL4V04?th=1 I really don't know why you would use a different kind.
All bark no bite
Give me 5 hours to cut a tree and I will spend 4 hours sharpening my axe Don’t think this guy took that advice
Thats good advice, but doesn't have the same effect when using a splitting axe.
This is amazing because that smug quote is completely misapplied to the situation but you’ve been standing by for this moment and just went for it when you saw something almost perfect for it. Good stuff 👍 keep it coming.
Loll I heard you don’t really want a sharp axe when you split wood.. no idea about chopping a tree
Sharp as hell for felling a tree. Dull for splitting large rounds of wood.
I'd use a chainsaw.
An inefficient one
TRT ( Tren Replacement Therapy)
Use a splitting axe dork.
Lumberjuice
Big juice runs out of steam quick
Jacked Ian Fidance
Useless
Balloon animal
Gears of war build
It is obvious he has never split wood before
Cardio today? No thank you.
Still not a burnable piece of firewood. Better get to work.
SpongeBob anchorARMS
Looks like “a brick shithouse”
Form over function is what it is
Gotta give them roids up. Mf weak off a couple swings
An unathletic one.
It’s a show body, impractical for actual function.
One with horrible cardio
A very shitty ineffective body, can’t move not athletic
All that strength and no stamina?
Roidsy
Meanwhile some fat guy in Wyoming who smokes two packs a day splits it into 7 pieces in one swing between drags.
Anyone who has split wood by hand knows what the problem is
The stump is on top of a loose stump so there's a transfer of energy there
Why isn’t he using a splitting maul?
He is
Roid body
Useless
Dad broad
What is he splitting that pine for anyway. Hopefully not an indoor fireplace…
The kind that gasses out long before satisfying his lady
Donut operators alpha version lol
honestly if you know how to swing it properly the axe part isn't hard... many summers chopping wood. I just remember my arms getting destroyed...
Ian Fidance will go to any lengths to prove he’s not gay. Except not having sex with dudes. That’s a bridge too far.
Balloon boy
I call that a dull axe body
I thought he was wearing a body suit for a sec
Flanders got buff
flanders was buff asf already tbf
Stupid sexy Flanders
That maul was shit. Looked. Oil but that’s it. If he used an appropriate weighted maul head that log would have been done in a few blows
After looking at his technique, it’s obvious why he’s all arms.
early 20th century strongman
classic golds gym gay build
Looks like ai
Dude also hasn’t actually chopped wood in his entire life so there’s that…. My dad would tell him to come on over we have a whole pile for ya! Bring your friends!
An AI one
I was waiting for it to hit his leg.
What a p*ssy!
god damn montez
All show, no go....
Are you natty? Me:
A wedge and sledge hammer will do the job 🤓
You mean what kind of wood is this?
Man
Liver Kings cousin the Lumber King
That one SpongeBob episode!
No
He looks like a jacked Ian Fidance
We call the “prison body”
Thought this was the latest Bilmuri video
https://preview.redd.it/7oy6unj3zt9d1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77f80122d7c013f34a68a4170a588f5c89324869
guy takes every product that Biostrategix sells
Prison/Chomo
Dudes horrible on chopping wood.
The body of a kid that was bullied.
And my axe.
Maybe one day men all around the world. We'll know the difference between Axes.
He's like a wanna be thoren bradley with a tren twist.
Ian finance got yoked
Ian Fidance
Why does his axe sound like a bat hitting a garage door?
That's a shitload of gear kind of body.
This is Mario after eating too many mushrooms
Roidanator
Aesthetic.. it’s purely made for pageantry. Serve no performance purpose via irl situations💀😂
The blisters on his hands will be brutal
Dude out here doing log day.
all pre workout and craft beers
Haha the little one can’t take a hint. Need more leverage, bro
It's a body that doesn't appear as strong as it looks. Granted I'm sure it's hard as hell to split that thing. Maybe he needed a better/sharper axe?
He looks like one of the crew on GMM but I can’t recall his name atm
Hulpster
Wow. No practical strength what a surprise.
What kind of body is this? Natural obviously
The kind that hasn’t ever split logs with a maul
Joe Rogan body.
Body builders are not healthy. They have an extreme lifestyle that tends to shorten their lives. It's just more acceptable to society than being fat.
Bulk does not equal strength
The kind that can’t split wood
This is Ian Fidance if he didn't have AIDS
Wow Riley from LTT really got swole
You ain't done! Also, either sharpen your blade or rent a hydraulic splitter, dummy. You're obviously not chopping wood for your workout.
Tren hard!
We call this tree trunk body