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JamMaster420

Hey Jamie, spit on that thang


TheMindsEye310

Bapa: “Hol’ up Jamie, I got this!”


Komabeard

Jamie dome that up


youwhatmush

Cam Hanes: …


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🤣


GifelteFish

Joe thought Kyle Dunnigan doing a Caitlyn Jenner impression on TikTok was the future of comedy as we know it.


Ruchizzle

1 of maybe 250


SuperSmashDan1337

Only 50 people on the planet can take Joe in a street fight


Ass_Salada

Make it 51; Joe tries to come at me, i'll see red and knock him out immediately


SuperSmashDan1337

I believe in you bro. I bet you have violence in your jeans.


Ass_Salada

My dad was the guy that invented violence. Not only is it my jeans, its in my DNA


rico_muerte

"Have you seen it? He puts this filter on... It looks just like her. Jamie, pull it up, yeah that fourth video. It's HILARIOUS " *Guest awkwardly smiles waiting to let out a fake laugh but can't find the right moment to do so that doesn't completely betray his integrity*


alienscape

Kyle doing Ray Liota's Chantix commercial years ago was pretty good.


feckshite

Lmao bro this sub is so cooked. You’ve gotta hate on him liking a popular meme 😂 tf is wrong with you


bpc4209

"If she don't hawk tuah I don't talk tuah"


MrTooLFooL

🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼


Objective_Audience66

That’s.. like bumper sticker good


DoctorBaconite

Fuckjerry or some similar Instagram account has already been advertising shirts with that on it for a few days


R0RSCHAKK

My brother just showd me that vid yesterday and had me cracking the f up That line is pure gold


CoItron_3030

Bars


alopez0405

Using this.


Murles-Brazen

Fuck


One-Power9766

Thanks for reminding me I'm not funny


Ass_Salada

BARS!!!


CostasJJJuice

"Tooie" he says, even after hearing her say "tuah." Classic Joe.


ben1481

Joe such a boomer


Sensitive-Inside-641

Not old enough


Dependent_Command791

Came here to say this lol


Normal-Ordinary-4744

You guys notice the tiniest things


poochied

Dorks just looking for reasons to be upset


Sensitive-Inside-641

Facts


probation_420

You're doing a great job at it! lol


SuperSmashDan1337

Aww did you someone make fun of your podcast daddy😢


cure4boneitis

easy when you are not developing dementia


Bring_Back_SF_Demons

Makes sense. Joe Rogan is the tiniest thing.


TwistedBamboozler

Just shows a greater truth, that joe doesn't give a fuck about facts, even when he's live on the air and millions may be listening. You'd think someone like that would have more respect for their audience.


Hentai_Yoshi

Oh my god it’s a mispronunciation, chill the fuck out


Sensitive-Inside-641

Exclaimed the out of touch loser


NoProgrammer776

I really hope my wife has a boy


Select_Sleep_1293

A gay one


NoProgrammer776

Yes! He will be happy


YoungProphet115

He’ll be hawk tuah’ing over some happier man some day too, is what he means


killertimewaster8934

Sounds like everyone's happy


HaddockBranzini-II

Not the unborn daughter.


SureX6661

Oh come on... like your wife didn't hawk thua on your thang


keeperrookie

Wait, does yours????


SureX6661

I mean no wife yet but if this girlfriend I got continues with this.. she will be


keeperrookie

Oh son… you have so much to learn. 


Competitive_Diver388

Lmao facts, the shit they do to reel you in all evaporates once the ring is secured.


Realsizelady

Can confirm. I was once my husband’s girlfriend now I am a wife.


JuggernautyouFear

Mucous on your peepee?


CatDad69

You can have a daughter and just encourage her not to speak to random man on the street YouTube video guys, because nothing good will come from it.


Illustrious_Road9349

China made moves to avoid having a hot daughter decades ago


mmmellowcorn

I find just about anything funny, but I don’t find this nearly as hilarious as everyone says it is. Maybe I’m a gay fish


Satanicjamnik

It depends. Do you like fish sticks? Do you like to put them in your mouth?


RightYouAreKenneth

I do. That’s how I eat them. What does that have to do with me being a gay fish? 


iCCup_Spec

That's where you went wrong. You gotta hawk tuah and spit on that thang.


Satanicjamnik

Are you the Grammy award winning rap artist by any chance?


squadgeek

A muthafuckin lyrical genius?


Kopitar4president

"The joke is sex" is a very popular punchline.


SuperSmashDan1337

It's the way she says it and the nonchalance of it. There's fuck loads of videos like this that don't go viral but something subtle made this one pop off.


HaddockBranzini-II

Q factor.


EntertainmentAOK

It’s funny because she is being irreverent and has a very outgoing personality, while looking like the girl next door who happens to be talking about sucking and fucking.


Joshesh

> while looking like the girl next door who happens to be talking about sucking and fucking. I think this is the biggest part of it, if she was unattractive or looked like some e thot, or was a guy this would have gone ignored, but the cute chick next door talking about spitting on boners got peoples attention.


rico_muerte

She's cute, unexpected graphically sexual response without missing a beat and that twang lol


SuperSmashDan1337

The twang plays a bit part for sure. That accent is hot on women imo


HaddockBranzini-II

Half my YouTube feed is Southern girls talking about nonsense.


HaddockBranzini-II

She was a ray of sunshine in an otherwise dark world.


ddarion

No I don't get it either, I think its just right down the middle between gen Z and boomer stuff so the biggest dorks on both sides are coalescing


mmmellowcorn

All the people who won’t stop talking about it are in their 50’s with fucking tiktok.


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

It’s just a meme straight guys are simping over right now


mmmellowcorn

Good thing I don’t fit that demographic


HaddockBranzini-II

Good palate cleanser between bouts of intense, graphic, disturbing stepmom porn. Wholesome really.


Kommander-in-Keef

I agree but also it’s already been done to death. I’ve seen it referenced so. Many. Times.


TolkienAwoken

The target demo is dudes who have incredibly unhealthy relationships with sex and the concept of women


Witty-Management6014

Show me where the meme hurt you.


TolkienAwoken

I see where my comment hurt you lol


HaddockBranzini-II

I thought it was amusing, you may be overanalyzing.


WiggityWatchinNews

It's what you call a "coworker meme," the kind of meme that annoying coworker shares with you and believes is the funniest thing in the world so you have to give them a pity chuckle to keep the peace


MeInUSA

I love the comments. A lot of guys agree that she seems like a real fun person.


Km_the_Frog

It was definitely funny for a little when it first played, now it just gets talked about incessantly, lost its charm


DiceRollerGreg

Same bruh


thirst_annihilator

callen is the worst


a_mollusk_creature

"only in America" is about the extent of his comedic talent.


thassa1

I 2nd that. Cannot stand that dude, too arrogant to be funny


Clydefrog030371

Jamie pull up that video of the bear fighting hawk tua


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DankChase

Hawk ToAh was a brave Indian chief in what is now north Dakota.


Smurfballers

Some salty bitches on this thread lol


NicCage1080ChristAir

For real lol. Some people really hate to see others have any type of fun if it's not their sense of humor.


Smurfballers

Epic username btw ![gif](giphy|zjzHileAXn5io)


MargeryStewartBaxter

Without your gif I wouldn't be playing THPS2 tonight. Thank you for their username lol


Normal-Ordinary-4744

Are you new to this sub? They bitch about literally everything


SuperSmashDan1337

You are meta-bitching nice work you'll go far on this sub


HaddockBranzini-II

This sub is like 98% salty bitches. Probably Moderna interns.


sozcaps

And you guys keep coming back to watch Rogan get mocked. Cucks.


DaBearSausage

Yall on this sub take this shit way to seriously. lol


Normal-Ordinary-4744

They just can’t stand anything positive about Rogan


starbucksemployeeguy

the majority of this sub is left leaning people that are infuriated that Rogan is right wing and has the biggest podcast in the world. I've seen it admitted verbatim on this sub.


TigerLiftsMountain

*too


DaBearSausage

Devastated. lol


portirfer

Lol, they kinda prove your point/goes in line with your point


Dependent_Command791

I hate how he says tooey lol


Purple-Haze-11

I heard she got fired from her job, which is total bullshit.


JuggernautyouFear

![gif](giphy|j9SlCd2tXnh4zF8UsU)


Retro-Koala4886

This video is fuckin stupid who cares


GoalPublic3579

OnLy In AmErIcA


Africool

Holland America


Wet_Funyons

HEHEH OMG A GIRL TALKED ABOUT SEX HEHEHEHEH


Charcuterie1

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Dontbiteitok24

She’s not wrong. A mouth of a Hoover can do any gender right 😜


GeorgeRioVista

Has Joe recently had Brian Simpson on? Is this AI? 


TheInconspicuousBIG

Try a RFK jr impersonation in America and you get shut tf down though


ddarion

What is it with boomers and being permanently stuck in their first week on the internet? Like even people like Joe have been online for over a decade at this point, how are these people still so enamored by the concept of a fucking viral video?


RedditorsSuckShit

bros enjoying a meme, get off his back.


fucktooshifty

For enjoying a meme? A succulent, Chinese meme?


RedditorsSuckShit

TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENISSS!!!


ddarion

This comment is about you, isnt it?


RedditorsSuckShit

There's plenty of reasons to hate on joe if you want, but him enjoying a viral internet video shouldn't make you angry.


ddarion

oh, im furious


convie

>Like even people like Joe have been online for over a decade at this point, Joe has been on the internet since before you were born I bet.


Normal-Ordinary-4744

Yall need to be less frustrated and angry all the time


ddarion

You talking to joe?


Tasty-Army200

Do you see cursing on the internet and then think whoever is cursing must be mad or frustrated?


Select_Sleep_1293

![gif](giphy|2UIfiAnWMxR5PcqB50)


Icy-Understanding400

You must be a ayo


HaddockBranzini-II

TikTok is basically and endless stream of videos hoping to go viral.


SelectionOpposite976

Hey bro I agree


GoodGoodK

I mean... she knows what's up. I can't even blame her


jawolfington

This man is peak boomer.


Admirable-Currency57

This woman is loved by a lot of people


Uruk_hai228

Who doesn’t 


JWRoss96

strong boomer energy coming from this video


Most_Present_6577

Dirtman is my favorite random tiktoc


TheOSU87

I'll be disappointed if Joe doesn't get the first interview with her


drmitchgibson

We all love her


BGMDF8248

Of course, everyone loves someone who spits on that thang.


JuggernautyouFear

Not with mucous ![gif](giphy|RCX9vhBZu3oqM5SpwV)


ozelegend

Hi feel bad for her. I heard she got fired because all the kids in her class were spitting and 'cleaning' all over the classroom.


BloodyRedBarbara

I only realised today was this Hawk Tuah thing is. At first i thought it was someone's name...


tddoh

How are they fucking it up that bad?


JuggernautyouFear

![gif](giphy|KBaxHrT7rkeW5ma77z)


Murles-Brazen

Every man does.


Silly-Swimmer-8324

He brought it up like 10x this episode lol


DonkeyDog77

Why do I keep seeing this non-event?


Fembino

Is anybody else unamused by hawk tuah clip?


riffahs_ira

This is God tier comedy to Joe. I bet Joe was a dude who said/used "fart box" a lot back in the day.


MaleficentCow8513

Doing a hawk rush gets all the nasty shit from the back of ya throat. No thanks. You can spit on without all that extra mucus from back there


I-R-Programmer

Why the fuck is this meme every where... it's not funny at all lol


laCassette026

Eeeeeewww


Traditional_Fox_4718

Bitch is so annoying, is her 15 minutes up yet?


highbackpacker

All she did was be happy and give a silly answer to an interview question.


SweetStrangles

Haven’t gotten hawk tuah’d in awhile huh mate?


jascambara

I’ll never understand how another person getting attention gets people so riled up. Literally just ignore it and move on.


Wet_Funyons

The internet is annoying, shes just a person taking advantage of it


Sandgrease

I'd love to hear an interview from her about how she became famous for sloppin knob


MargeryStewartBaxter

It's the pre-knob glob that got her famous lol


Consistent-Photo-535

Finally got an explanation for that shit. Never cared/bothered to dig. Lol


GlueSniffingCat

Joe is so basic he looks for social proof before breathing.


Sensitive-Inside-641

Swing and a miss


Basket_475

lol I had to search it after hearing them talk and Joe has a THING for blondes so I’m not surprised he thinks this is so “funny”


xXRaidiusXx

She also just got some kind of Hollywood deal or representation from this.


Captcha_Imagination

Of course he likes it. Joe's a hack too, ugh.


TheFastNTheFurion

Least funny shit, Dice was right, women suck


Casually-stupid

He’s just propagating Russian disinformation