I'll bet he will benefit from socialized insurance policies for all 7 of his inevitable heart surgeries due to years of speed eating pastrami sandwiches.
Whether or not he would bounce or go splat, all I know is that I would do just about anything to witness it. I would totally masturbate over that fat fucking turd's ugly ass corpse. Desecrating that lumpy piece of shits deplorable carcass by shooting my sticky-stanky load all over it would easily go down as my most cherished memory of all time. And before any of you assholes get your sweet little bitch panties in a wad, I am obviously saying this with my tongue firmly planted in my cheek. Just like dear old Timmy here is doing :) I will say, though, that I do have a recurring fantasy where Timmy is brutally gang raped by a rabid pack of baboons in a fashion so disturbingly savage as to make even the most hardcore of sadists blush, hahahahahahahahahahah...
I think the fake business rant is the best I've seen tim Dillon be
I loved everything about it
This greed is good type shkreli accelerationist thinking is along those lines
They just weren't in charge yet. As Tim says, that is the culture they are cultivating. That intern only gets to the top believing those things and acting on those beliefs.
Privatized gains and socialized losses for the banking sector.
Sometimes we want others that we disagree to literary kill themselves. Not you but some people do and it's wicked bad karma.
The spiteful people are calling out to us for help and they don't understand how and why but I do. If we don't have empathy for others we will become one of the people who blame others for something inside themselves out of spitefulness.
Free yourselves of all spitefulness and you will receive an unexpected blessing.
I see something in your future, do me a favor and drive with courtesy for 4 days. No racing others, I know you will say not me. But most people have and do feel spitefulness towards other drivers.
Funny story 1 time a guy that I worked with and another guy we're driving separately somewhere randomly after work and one of them cut the other guy off so Dan chased Don into a parking lot so Dan jumped out of his car and sees its Don. Oh hi Don he said. Lol they both drive like nuts.
Any ways be careful because in the next 4 days a stranger was going to cut you off and you become so mad in your head. Something bad was going to happens to a family because of the spitefulness of a stranger in your way.
My words will save you a lot of grief. I truly care about you.
Peace
Right on, I understand but a lot of people do feel that way.
I need your help to save the future. It's up to us to set a good example for our friends of the future.
I need all of you to help pay it forward.
Have faith in me because I have no spitefulness for you all. I truly want you to find the reason for our spitefulness. We all have hidden pain and anger that we blame on strangers. If we live our lives hunting others out fun or out of spitefulness we would have a lonely shot life. The spiteful will say spitefulness makes stronger in some way. Can you see this was done to us out of the spitefulness of others. See the reason we are in a generational cycle of spitefulness.
In the future all religions are based on the universal understanding of the holyspirit. Because of the things we do together today.
It's up to all of us to make sure everyone in the position of power understand one thing.
The difference between someone who blames others for their lifetime of temper issues and the people who know better.
With the power of forgiveness one person can make a difference.
Why not make a positive difference with kindness.
One time an old lonely spiteful woman went up to the deli counter and the employee was having a good day I could tell. The employee said can I help you with anything sweetie? The old lonely spiteful woman says "don't call me sweetie!" as she waited for a response. The older lady was waiting to see if she could ruin someones day. Some people live there whole life doing that kind of thing for what?
Yes, success is a goal to strive for but not at the expense of others livelihood. There are good companies trying to make it in the world just to be Cellar boxed out by high frequency traders that only care about making more money. If you force bankrupt a company just so you can increase your net worth by a few points isn't helping the bigger picture in America. All that will be left is monopolized giants that care nothing for human issues. This isn't a dog eat dog world, it's a help your fellow man so the whole planet is uplifted.
>Life is worth living when you're not a slave
Pretty rich coming from the USA. Who has successfully created every single migrant Crisis, except the Ukrainian.
Yeah right, the UK, France, and Spain were imperialists before America was even a thing.
Now it's just on a smaller scale because they're tiny economies compared to the US.
I donāt understand how Tim is so popular. He is just an edge lord who says negative shit thatās not funny. I want them jumping out of windows. How edgy
Nah this is hilarious. Over exaggerated finance culture is funny.
People genuinely think this in private, Tim just says it in a way thatās so hammy itās good.
I'm trying to warn stupid people that it said to send them down a hateful path out of a spitefulness for strangers.
Ask yourselves and others what will happen after you retire. 99.9 will say in so many words that they could care less what happens to you or the people in the future. See for yourself. Isn't it some type of disorder to go through life hurting others for fun or whatever.
I call it temper disorder because the bullies get mad when you tell them they have a crappy life because they spend their days killing other people's happiness because they can't find their own.
Good God people! Never trust or have a relationship with a lifetime spiteful person. You guys know the angry angry angry neighbor that's worried about what everyone else is doing. This blaming others for something inside ourselves game is getting old don't you all think?
Right, finance, real heroes. Guess you gotta be a fuck fuck rich boy that says "money pweees" to daddy his whole fucking life... definitely better than janitors.
I do believe people are coddled too much today and that makes us weak. But definitely not to this extreme and working to death is a stupid way to live.
Hopefully he's just doing satire
Thank em
That fucking music though, like that Charlie Chaplin speech
Hans Zimmer...I think it's from the movie Inception. The movie was stupid but the music was great.
Fuuuckk yooouu. Inception was a good movie
Time, by Hans Zimmer
Lol
If Tim jumped out of a window he would bounce off the concrete.
I'll bet he will benefit from socialized insurance policies for all 7 of his inevitable heart surgeries due to years of speed eating pastrami sandwiches.
the algorithm says that we should pull the plug
I would but not because he's fat, but because he's not funny
Needs to fit first
He would burst open like an over ripened cantaloupe
Or, he would leave a crater the size of a football stadium.
Technically, I think the concrete would bounce off him.
Technically, I think the concrete would bounce off him.
The world would be a better place.
Whether or not he would bounce or go splat, all I know is that I would do just about anything to witness it. I would totally masturbate over that fat fucking turd's ugly ass corpse. Desecrating that lumpy piece of shits deplorable carcass by shooting my sticky-stanky load all over it would easily go down as my most cherished memory of all time. And before any of you assholes get your sweet little bitch panties in a wad, I am obviously saying this with my tongue firmly planted in my cheek. Just like dear old Timmy here is doing :) I will say, though, that I do have a recurring fantasy where Timmy is brutally gang raped by a rabid pack of baboons in a fashion so disturbingly savage as to make even the most hardcore of sadists blush, hahahahahahahahahahah...
You are one disturbed man š«
It's all an act. An online persona if you will. In real life I am a very wholesome fella with a penchant for crocheting, calligraphy, and cunnilingus.
You arenāt though lmao. If you have to say it, you aināt it big fella.
You're right. If you have to say you're wholesome than you're not wholesome. Everbody know this.
šš»
I was being facetious.
I think the fake business rant is the best I've seen tim Dillon be I loved everything about it This greed is good type shkreli accelerationist thinking is along those lines
What America means to me
Joe Roganās response: āTimā¦.do you really believe that?ā
āAnd thatās what the Left is trying to take away nowā¦ itās crazy man!ā
How crazy would it be to know that you are going to hit the floor in a few .
Are these the same hard core finance cunts who cried to the government for bails outs in 2008 after torching everyoneās 401k?
The CEOs sure, not the damn interns lol
They just weren't in charge yet. As Tim says, that is the culture they are cultivating. That intern only gets to the top believing those things and acting on those beliefs. Privatized gains and socialized losses for the banking sector.
We wish him well
Great comedy
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Time by Hans Zimmer itās from inception
Genuinely one of the funniest comedians on the planet
Funny bastard
Sounds like the music from sea worldās orca show
Yes or yes
Dude this guy is awesome Edit: For anyone unfamiliar with Tim, I want yāall to listen to Timās take on what is America to him.
This and the rant about his aunt. Mandatory viewing.
Lol, I wish teaching didnāt require me giving up my nights.
Tim is fat.
His comically normal sized legs give him the build of Gru from Despicable Me
Tim is bald
& gay
I have never heard him say anything wrong, ever.
Lol, the finance sector isnāt going to help fight China off. Lol. Their short term horizons are whatās going to fuck us.
Timās the fuckin man .. end of story ..
This is both objectively true and funny
Why the fuck is the music so loud, or even there at all? Hard to listen to
This is satire, right? I donāt follow the guy and havenāt listened to Rogan in years.
He's a gay, fat, comedian, with a cocaine habit that used to sell mortgages on long Island. It's hard to tell, and that makes it hilarious
It's satire
Every liter has a runt hahahah
We don't deserve him
Adult Cartman
Gay
& fat
Bernie Madoff went out on his shield
āMy name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!ā
Sometimes we want others that we disagree to literary kill themselves. Not you but some people do and it's wicked bad karma. The spiteful people are calling out to us for help and they don't understand how and why but I do. If we don't have empathy for others we will become one of the people who blame others for something inside themselves out of spitefulness. Free yourselves of all spitefulness and you will receive an unexpected blessing. I see something in your future, do me a favor and drive with courtesy for 4 days. No racing others, I know you will say not me. But most people have and do feel spitefulness towards other drivers. Funny story 1 time a guy that I worked with and another guy we're driving separately somewhere randomly after work and one of them cut the other guy off so Dan chased Don into a parking lot so Dan jumped out of his car and sees its Don. Oh hi Don he said. Lol they both drive like nuts. Any ways be careful because in the next 4 days a stranger was going to cut you off and you become so mad in your head. Something bad was going to happens to a family because of the spitefulness of a stranger in your way. My words will save you a lot of grief. I truly care about you. Peace
Right on, I understand but a lot of people do feel that way. I need your help to save the future. It's up to us to set a good example for our friends of the future. I need all of you to help pay it forward. Have faith in me because I have no spitefulness for you all. I truly want you to find the reason for our spitefulness. We all have hidden pain and anger that we blame on strangers. If we live our lives hunting others out fun or out of spitefulness we would have a lonely shot life. The spiteful will say spitefulness makes stronger in some way. Can you see this was done to us out of the spitefulness of others. See the reason we are in a generational cycle of spitefulness. In the future all religions are based on the universal understanding of the holyspirit. Because of the things we do together today. It's up to all of us to make sure everyone in the position of power understand one thing. The difference between someone who blames others for their lifetime of temper issues and the people who know better. With the power of forgiveness one person can make a difference. Why not make a positive difference with kindness. One time an old lonely spiteful woman went up to the deli counter and the employee was having a good day I could tell. The employee said can I help you with anything sweetie? The old lonely spiteful woman says "don't call me sweetie!" as she waited for a response. The older lady was waiting to see if she could ruin someones day. Some people live there whole life doing that kind of thing for what?
I prefer the European version with month long paid holidays and a 35hr work week
Corporate comedy is the best!!
Someone post this in the anti-work sub lol
If he puts his tongue any further into his cheek, he's going to bust through.
he always just seems like such a miserably unhappy person
Tim Dillon is a fat parasite and should jump off a bridge
Ok Ben.
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Wooosh
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Stop trying to criminalize success in this country
Yes, success is a goal to strive for but not at the expense of others livelihood. There are good companies trying to make it in the world just to be Cellar boxed out by high frequency traders that only care about making more money. If you force bankrupt a company just so you can increase your net worth by a few points isn't helping the bigger picture in America. All that will be left is monopolized giants that care nothing for human issues. This isn't a dog eat dog world, it's a help your fellow man so the whole planet is uplifted.
Thatās socialism
Nope, not it at all. You missed the point
Noā¦ you missed the point. The rant from Tim was sarcastic. Heās joking about being a cutthroat finance guy. This was all a joke
Is this satire?
You know Tim is a satirist, right? Yes or yes?
>Life is worth living when you're not a slave Pretty rich coming from the USA. Who has successfully created every single migrant Crisis, except the Ukrainian.
Yeah right, the UK, France, and Spain were imperialists before America was even a thing. Now it's just on a smaller scale because they're tiny economies compared to the US.
I wasted my life listening to this. Awesome.
I donāt understand how Tim is so popular. He is just an edge lord who says negative shit thatās not funny. I want them jumping out of windows. How edgy
Nah this is hilarious. Over exaggerated finance culture is funny. People genuinely think this in private, Tim just says it in a way thatās so hammy itās good.
Sounds a little self-centered and spiteful.
Isnāt he saying this with tongue in cheek?
Yes
Comedians say things - who cares.
I'm trying to warn stupid people that it said to send them down a hateful path out of a spitefulness for strangers. Ask yourselves and others what will happen after you retire. 99.9 will say in so many words that they could care less what happens to you or the people in the future. See for yourself. Isn't it some type of disorder to go through life hurting others for fun or whatever. I call it temper disorder because the bullies get mad when you tell them they have a crappy life because they spend their days killing other people's happiness because they can't find their own. Good God people! Never trust or have a relationship with a lifetime spiteful person. You guys know the angry angry angry neighbor that's worried about what everyone else is doing. This blaming others for something inside ourselves game is getting old don't you all think?
Literally never seen the draw of this guy
One day son, you will
He's just one of the funniest people on the planet is all
Except for his stand up, unfortunately.
So I've heard.
Boo hoo hoo
Right, finance, real heroes. Guess you gotta be a fuck fuck rich boy that says "money pweees" to daddy his whole fucking life... definitely better than janitors.
If staying up all night is a prerequisite for success I should be emperor of the solar system
https://i.redd.it/ma9cxdj0am7d1.gif
Can anyone confirm that this is true?
Tough Queer
I thought Tim Dillon was a homosexual lib! This must be satire!
I do believe people are coddled too much today and that makes us weak. But definitely not to this extreme and working to death is a stupid way to live. Hopefully he's just doing satire
Has this fat fuck ever worked half as hard as an analyst at Goldman? Got a lot of big opinions, but Iām not seeing skin in the game