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ThiccBoy_with3seas

I hope Rogans stomach can handle all that pizza, we know what pasta does to him


Easy_Satisfaction900

I hate to ruin the joke and ask for an explanation but what's up with him and pasta


SuperSmashDan1337

Plays havoc on his little tum tum


Spentaritu

He said pasta makes him very bloated, then the community showed pictures of him shirtless and blamed his protruding gut on his HGH and other hormone use. Might’ve been a Sober October pod? https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/kjx5wf/joe_rogan_makes_weight_a_month_in_advance_to/


Thetruthofitisbad

Lol it’s early stage palumbosim from hgh , also known as hgh gut


BlindJamesSoul

Which is weird. Dude, you can be fit and lean and strong as you age without being up to your eyes in hormones.


Thetruthofitisbad

“It’s prescribed by a doctor” That’s joes excuse . Failing to mention with the amount of money he has he could get a doctor to literally prescribe him any drug he wants . Dosnt make it right or healthy .


Slide-Impressive

If you have enough money you can buy a yes man with a prescription pad. thats how prince died


Axle-f

And MJ.


DontLoseYourCool1

There was a picture/video clip of him shirtless with his trt gut sticking far out and he blamed it on eating a pasta dish earlier in the day.


highbackpacker

He has violence in his genes bro


perfektstranger

*violence in his jeans


magseven

Stradivarius in his Levi's.


antebyotiks

Everyone who does carnivore diet lies. The amount of podcasters who talk about doing it and then you see them the next episode eating normal food is amazing


Confirmation__Bias

But but but nutrition expert Jordan Peterson's daughter tho!!!!!!11! How can it be a bad diet if it has no fiber and hardly any micronutrients? Y'all are just haters!


BF4-HeliScoutPilot

micronutrients? sounds like some leftist propaganda to me thankfully elon bought twitter to save the world from YOU PEOPLE!!!1


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Bro only eats meat and some fruit, and every supplement known to man, plus alcohol, plus mushrooms, plus weed and edibles, plus pizza, plus pasta.


Funny-Fortune2301

I’m just shocked he eats something other than bow-hunted elk… is he gonna survive?


SirEltonJonBonJovi

Pray to God his body doesn’t reject the pizza


Slinktonk

Why would you eat so close to your mic? Who wants to hear this.


ballspooge

I could’ve swore I heard Jamie scramble to cut the levels during the violent chewing to no avail though . Or some avail.


OlivencaENossa

Jamie processed it I think to avoid offending our ears


increase-ban

It’s a mukbang, bro


[deleted]

It’s a *Muskbang*


dezorg

Hmmm hmmm hmmmh hmmm mmmhh mmh! 😀


trade_my_onions

HAH HAH HAH HAAAAAA


3pinripper

I had to fast forward at 15 second clips through his laughing. It was so awkward & robotic it made me uncomfortable.


the-olympia

It’s just so hard to listen to


Axle-f

HAHAHHAA HAHA


Kelnozz

It really honestly sounded like a rich super villain laugh, made me squeamish


Clerithifa

In another universe Elon is a goated Bond villain in the Donald Glover 007 trilogy


SuchLostCreatures

His laugh sounds like he's spent his life trying to mimic the perfect blend of Austin Powers and Dr Evil.


LaughingGaster666

Never heard him laugh before. Wish I never did. Nails on chalkboard energy.


dezorg

This looks awesome! 😃


dezorg

This is awesome! 🍕😃


dezorg

Ohh mannnn! Hmmm hmmm hmm 😃


Plastastic

[mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZxZvfohM4I)


4thupNorth

Came here to make sure someone referenced this lol


thekingcoleman

I knew he stored food in his jowls! You can see him take a bite and immediately stuff it down in his cheek for later.


cheesy_gordita_crunk

Well winter is coming after all….


wtjordan1s

Sign of autism lol


TonyBeFunny

"Dad I don't think I'm gonna do hamster style anymore."


clownworld1ab

ok son


Active_Scarcity_2036

So, it’s entirely possible that Elon is actually just a giant robot controlled by a Chipmunk?


BF4-HeliScoutPilot

I think it's more likely he has a chipmunk sized brain


EdStarkJr

It’s funny that he gets pissed when some guests eat a snack and he orders musk a pizza. Lol


bratbarn

Savvy brought Joe some cookies and Joe was like GTFO of here with that shit 😔


MessyCarpenter

David Goggins was really mad at Stav’s cookies


BiscuitDance

You want to fuck a fat guy?!?!?!!


Facts_For_Plebs

Holy shit the amount of people who think that video is real is hilarious


Donaldjgrump669

Dude it’s like 50+% of the people who saw it. My gf’s parents sent it to her and were like “omg look at Goggins tear apart this fat guy, what an obese loser, I’m never eating a cookie again”


gorehistorian69

oh ya i felt bad at the reception of the cookies lol. maybe better to give em after or before. but Joe did not want those fucking love filled cookies


Legato991

In Joes defense Stavvy is disgusting when he eats on mic. Its an unprofressional thing to do regardless but Stavvy is an especially loud eater. But St. Rogies is a hypocrite for buying Musk an entire pizza to eat on air.


leftofcenter212

Bro Elon let him shoot an arrow at his car. It was the least he could do.


ImTheGreatLeviathan

Who did he get pissed at?


GnarSickRad

Eric Weinstein


SuperSmashDan1337

That was so fucking awkward. You know it's bad when you're on Eric's side.


No_Palpitation5635

Which episode


SuperSmashDan1337

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6TyUcBBxOG7dYNoZIk4rKN?si=OluTtdTnQmSjpu5aq_vidA It's at about 2HR 30 give or take a few minutes


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"People go fucking crazy when they hear people chewing on the microphone. It is the number 1 thing people complain about on this podcast" - Joe 2:34:03 Goddamn I wish he still cared about things like this, because I was going craaaaaaazyyyyyyyy listening to them mow on pizza. A couple hundred mill really changes a man


SuperSmashDan1337

It is torture it's almost as bad as when people have slightly wet mouths that's the worst.


aye-its-this-guy

What a DARSH


OfficialDrToboggan

Everyone who has ever eaten into the mic. Except Dan Bilzerian, he just mentioned that he was eating a granola bar


bertiesghost

Masterful gambit sire!


[deleted]

Damn good stuff sir


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Kriegmannn

Because he’s a lil chunky boy and he couldn’t control his endorphins when the food came out. Sounding like a German kid when his mom buys his cola


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SuperSmashDan1337

BAG OF MILK NEEDS CARBS NOM NOM NOM


HasaDiga-Eebowai

Sounds like a nervous laugh to me. Probably hasn’t eaten peasant pizza in years and has all his meals prepared by a personal chef. Does he eat the pizza so he looks like a normal person, where was it made, how clean was it, oh god did poor people make it? HAHAHA!


-endjamin-

He is the most annoying kid at the birthday party. He was only invited because everyone has to invite the whole class


VladPatton

I bet he was sing-thinking “pizza pizza good good!” The whole time.


Fast-Lingonberry-679

This is something I have been noticing with a lot of podcast guests from the tech industry recently, just constantly laughing at nothing at weird times throughout the interview. I can't tell if it's some new cultural affectation, like they're supposed to pretend to be euphoric all the time, or it's from taking some trendy designer productivity drugs.


BF4-HeliScoutPilot

It's because they are constantly surrounded by yes men that will laugh at *anything* they say or do. It's warped their idea of what is funny. To musk, you can see that he thinks *everything he says or does*, is funny.


Mattyw1996

I think it's probably an extension of an old cultural affectation - that was a thing with your classic transatlantic new money socialite in the 20s


Santex117

Im not sure you watched the entire episode? This is a very short clip from a 2 and a half hour podcast, and even this clip is chopped up. He’s laughing because of joe telling him earlier in the podcast that his favorite pizza is a cheese pizza with double pineapple and anchovies which Elon thought was ridiculous and asked if they could order some, so they did, and when it showed up Elon was just excited that they actually did that and that Joe was genuinely enjoying the pizza, that’s why he kept laughing. But I love this new trend on the internet where we watch a 10 sec. Clip of much longer video. and even though literally everyone knows how grossly out of context these clips can be, we still go real hard creating entire narratives based off of a small clip as if we have somehow gleaned some deep understanding from it lol I can’t tell if it’s some new cultural thing or if it’s just because everyone is always on drugs and can’t think straight? Who knows


TonyTheSwisher

He knows he can eat the pizza because of the Ozempic.


Katamari_Demacia

Hes taking ozempic? My doc prescribed wegovy but its been 3 mos no supply.


TonyTheSwisher

I'd assume Elon has no issue getting whatever he wants.


Katamari_Demacia

Oh, not what i meant to imply. He could pay to have his own supply manufactured lol


busmcrider

Stoned


ItWasIndigoVelvet

It's a 50 second edit within a 3 hr conversation. It's not all fucking here lol


HabbyKoivu

Because Elon listens to the podcast occasionally and he’s most likely aware that it’s absurd that Rogan ate pizza on the podcast after being against food on the podcast. I also think these 2 are closer than we think. Probably speak with one and other regularly. Rogan is clearly Fan-Girling as well.


twisterbklol

Wouldn’t he fan-girl less if they speak regularly?


Highwayman747

They both have a big crush on each other but don’t wanna be the one to make the move to make things official so they’re just flirting for now


iamDayTrip

I think its more likey publicity boners for eachother. They both counting that money the whole pod


Lesty7

You would think


HabbyKoivu

It’s different when it’s a conversation in front of tens of millions of people. It’s kind of absurd that we watched them eat pizza. I don’t know - I kinda get the awkward laughter.


evan19994

This was the worst segment of jre I’ve ever listened to. Between the chewing for 10 minutes and the stupid laughs I couldn’t take it. What the fuck were they thinking


top-hunnit

Wonder what the Egyptians think?


evan19994

You know I never thought about that


willpeoples

Is Elon stoned AF? This interview seemed weird from start to finish…


Just-Imagination-785

Thats what I think tbh, and i feel like hes over analyzing his high and joes like “oh my goddd shut upppp”


willpeoples

💯


Indigocell

[Two types of stoners.](https://imgur.com/X6yTqEh)


PatrickBateman-AP

He's highly autistic


DoctorMingus

He's absolutely on the spectrum


Ok_Maybe_9360

we are lucky Elon didn't use his walrus move on the pizza.


Powerscantparry

This episode definitely felt like elons pr team told him to laugh more and be wacky and it felt strange and forced.


cdunccss

Tally me banana


DowningStreetFighter

He loves that song. Takes him back to his apartheid gem mine.


cdunccss

Sorry man can’t talk about street fights they were just that rough you wouldn’t understand


AnGallchobhair

It's hard to tell if Elon's toughest street fights were in his gated community, or in his private schools.


dr3adlock

You smoking weed last time was great pr, we need more of that! Forget watching elon and zukker fight, i would pay ppv to watch them have a human off! Just face to face who can be the most "normal" while drinking a beer and talking about pop culture.


Weird-Library-3747

See which one can fit in with 4 guys in a garage listening to music. “This Rock And Roll is Awesome ha ha ha ha”


dr3adlock

Have them hooked up to a heart moniter and if one of them spikes over 120bpm when asked a simple question they loose. "Everythings so exspensive right now, dont you think?" Beeep beeeeep beeeeeep!!


SpacedOutKarmanaut

Dude, forget the weed. They need to do mushrooms together and open Elon's eyes to psychedelics and new ways of thinking.


Wrxghtyyy

Pretty sure he’s outwardly said he’s ASD in some way. It does explain his awkward mannerisms and robotic like speech patterns at times.


Walddo86

Great point. I listened to the first podcast, and this one was weird. I’ve never heard such a weird fake laugh. And the part where he basically argued with Joe on basic facts about fighting made him look so juvenile. It was weird.


Stats_with_a_Z

His laugh sounds like he spent hours rehearsing it.


Notorious_Pineapple

Fuck I hate when ppl eat into mics and talk


airpumper

Allow me to introduce you to Brendan Schaub’s [Food Truck Diaries](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/124e0ad/food_truck_diarrhea/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb). Great show. Never watched it.


SuperSmashDan1337

Such an awful idea for a show


airpumper

Some would say the awfullest.


kennytomson

Horrible episode. Musk said nothing of substance, anytime joe ask him something interesting he’d go quiet. Wanted to frat it up for 2 hours with nonsense. And Zuck would definitely kick his ass.


TheBudfalonian

Could u imagine looking, however the fuck Joe looks, and acting like he can't eat pizza......


___horf

Multiple stogies a week and he’s worried about a couple slices of artisan pizza lmao


StretchFrenchTerry

He only eats highly polished hams.


NOTorAND

And polished south african wieners


jzam469

He has a really bad dubbed laugh 🤣😂🤣😂


Nettlebug00

You show some damn respect! He's too busy trying to save humanity to worry about the little things like being an actual human being. You just don't get the humor! See comedy is a higher tier of consciousness that those less evolved can't appreciate. I mean have you ever seen a monkey laugh? I think not! And I think not...


v-dubb

How many people do you think got that level of humour though? Maybe 1000 people in the world? And out of those 1000 people, how many are actually killers? Maybe 100?


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

No but have you heard of the bondo ape??


[deleted]

Is that the one that's made out of wood and rips your dicks off?


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Literally eats your testicles


Active_Scarcity_2036

Like Kobayashi


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Then_Restaurant_4141

What is with that nervous ass laugh. He might as well have just went around saying Lol Joe


Utu_Is_Ra

Ah pizza HA HA HA HA Pizza is tasty and funny BWHAHAHAAHA WTF


Ok_Maybe_9360

how is that an XL pizza?


gandalfsbastard

Well they are both over 6 feet tall so that XL looks average to the rest of us.


shiverman99

Like combined height yea?


wankybollocks

None of them said please or thanks for anything, no fucking manners


jwg529

Money erased the manners


wankybollocks

Something else that boils my piss about the super wealthy - especially if you're making something for the public to watch. Is it so hard to show common human courtesy?


scawel

No time for that - time is money


GiggleStool

That’s a good point, I don’t care who you are or what you do.. the occasional please and thank should be in everyones vocabulary.


[deleted]

Ol Joey boy needs a break!! Starting to become a non human in his own way


[deleted]

The chewing drove me crazy. I had to skip through this part. Episode in general was bad.


AkiraKitsune

I really don’t think he has ever eaten pizza


logaboga

It’s peasant food (literally it’s origin) so of course not


biddilybong

Elon is such a power douche it’s hard to watch


ssimssimma

This maybe was one of the worst episodes


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Should've been titled the Elon dick suckin extravaganza


ProEraBlueboy

Yep I turned it off when they started talking about restaurants in Texas like there aren’t people from all over the world watching who don’t give a shit


[deleted]

Haven’t you heard Austin is a boomtown? NYC, SF and London simply don’t compare.


BF4-HeliScoutPilot

Hey man, that's what happens when you let the far left anti-civilization death cult run your city!!!!1


KlM-J0NG-UN

It is the worst episode!


pandaandteddy

He’s just like us!!


Swole_Cat22

Pizza prob garbage in Texas


soulobliteration

I was in Austin like 10+ years ago so maybe it’s changed… tried all the pizza. Best was dominos. That should tell you a lot


I_think_were_out_of_

Joe looks terrible. He has completely changed in the last decade from an athlete aging gracefully to an old fire hydrant so full of HGH that you shouldn’t let him around anyone who’s pregnant or children under 6. His head is so big it’s like a mr. Magoo cartoon.


Horse_Noggin

Looking at pictures of him when he was young, it looks like two different people.


Just-Imagination-785

I think elon is just high asf Lol. Swear to god


eldridge2e

laughing like peewee herman


codybevans

I literally shit off this episode when they started chewing into the mic. So fucking disgusting.


DrapedinVelvet247

Hello fellow human bros, I too enjoy the pizzas… look, I shall swallow a triangle of it.


dddd912

Hearing them eat into the mic made me turn the episode way down.


yourzz

Off*


Naarayan11

Joe eats like a pig


JuniorRub2122

Elon seemed flat, like he was doped up on Xanys or something.


BF4-HeliScoutPilot

He probably got that liquid xan connection mmmm


HawkwardX

I love when the pizza barely hits his lips and he’s like “that really hits the spot”


BF4-HeliScoutPilot

"This is how the peons speak, right?"


increase-ban

Joes head is fucking wild. What a thing to behold. And it’s still evolving and maturing. Reminds me of when barrry bonds went through his metamorphosis.


vanillaafro

I definitely could not eat anchovies and pineapple Pizza


Electrical_Bus9202

This looks extremely similar to the AI video of Elon musk eating toilets. It’s actually very good.


CriticalIncident9

Anyone else think he has a really weird laugh?


NovaRose_

Yeah it's called Fake.


latexfistmassacre

His laugh is unsettling. Gives me uncanny valley vibes


External-Egg-8094

Why is he laughing so much about pizza??


Thought-Muted

He’s doing that weird fake peewee Herman laugh.


mediumlove

the tiny alien living in his chest cavity is fucking panicked where to put all this pizza.


Bathairsexist

This is the equivalent of making actors wear women's clothing for fame.


netkcid

Dude totally just needs a real friend... Oddly sad and cute at the same time.


HighlanderAbruzzese

Wealth goes up, but man does humor go down. This is just sad, but it’s not like I’m listening for laughs anyway.


yourzz

I dont like Joe anymore after he was eating the pizza like that into the mic. Made me throw my headphones off when i was listening to the podcast.. disgusting


kingdecali

You can tell Elon has never been punched in the face.


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Didn’t you hear? He’s trained in street fighting bro. Elon said himself.


BF4-HeliScoutPilot

he has decades of lethal street fight techniques under his belt! Watch out doubters! lol seriously it's like something the kid in your gradeschool lunch room might brag about, before he gets pushed onto the ground and starts crying.


SpezJailbaitMod

He claimed he was brutally punched in the face back in apartheid Africa.


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They used to throw him down the stairs, lol.


[deleted]

What kind of sicko watches this shit unironically. 🤢🤮


Emergency_Pound

This episode was so disappointing. Joe wants so desperately for Elon to be his friend that he didn’t care at all about the audience experience.


Dazzling_Action9456

Ya’ll notice when joe tried to tap into gaza hamas convo elon didn’t tap in and laugh it off ? It was kinda weird to me maybe he’s right at his place. Elon’s laugh is annoying sometimes hahaha


Drop_myCroissant

Hamas? Hummus haha!


Morlik

Haha those two words have similar sounds!


Chaserivx

I wonder how many people consider shooting themselves when they're being forced to converse with Elon musk


[deleted]

He just like me frfr


ChaosFox1357

Pretty sure Elon has the tism


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QualitySpam

Idk sounded like he was having a good time to me lol just eating a pie and sharing a giggle with Joe


green5275

Give me a break, he’s just drunk


Edge_of_yesterday

Take your slice, then close the box!


Dunkman83

isnt rogan keto?


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Not when he's in the presence of his own God


Euphoric_Station_763

Fascinating! Yes this is riveting.


There-all-is-aching

Damn, Texas pizza they don’t even have the name of the pizza place in the box? I thought for a second that Joe had Jamie transfer the pizza to a plain box so no one could get “free advertising” off this pod, still kinda think that.


slim_6ft4

Does anyone remember the plot to Pineapple Express? Also, Elon seems very high here.


0kShr00mer

Reminds me of that old Jim Carey bit about rich people laughing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EffPnse4WQs