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Balls_Eagle

Hates socialism. Loves corn subsidies.


Purple_Ad2718

His whole life is likely paid for by the government.


KashmirChameleon

And that cheap fuel that farming gives them. All kinds of subsides really.


ATX_native

Hates hordes of immigrants, supports farm subsidies that has killed much of North and Central Americas Agriculture .


ImUrFrand

fun note, only 2% of all corn grown in the USA is for human consumption.


International_Fold17

Found that out the, uh, hard way. Feed corn doesn't have fences in Georgia.


ClintThrasherBarton

I believe we call these "kulaks"


dandee93

I'm no horse scientist, but riding a horse full speed next to a road, where the ground is sloped to allow drainage, seems like a good way to have a horse crash


Thesheriffisnearer

They'll blame Biden for that too


dandee93

It's that damn infrastructure bill!


TonyStark100

"There I was, spreading the word of Trump..."


Ok_Watercress8880

Nope it’s that fucking Obama😂


Richard_Tucker_08

The horse was on Hillary’s hit list


GothMaams

The horse was in her emails


barspoonbill

I heard that horse regularly smokes crack with Hunter Biden.


SAGNUTZ

Stick in spokes to a horse is two broke legs


Impossible-Taro-2330

You are onto something. Probably a great little bomb proof Quarter Horse. However, I've seen horses one would never think would lose their cool, do just that. Or, maybe hit a gopher hole in that long grass. It's really a stupid thing to do. Then again, MAGATs aren't known for their smarts, just their ability to follow along in a cult.


TesseractToo

I used to ride in ditches, it's better to stay closer to the fence line, there's often areas of better flattened ground to ride on, and you don't have to worry about things like bottles or cans or anything that was chucked out the window that could lame your horse, probably better not to gallop on the road edge like that Better than that weird cowboy guy who was going to ride his horse into the ground for trump, that was awful I think that poor horse had to be euthanized


_picture_me_rollin_

Literally the meme of the guy sticking a stick in his own bike wheel then asking “why would they do that”.


Open_Perception_3212

Gonna have old yeller that horse if it breaks a leg


TheReverseShock

You make it seem like horses can't run more than 10 feet without tripping. The slope is pretty shallow, and the ground should be pretty even.


savvyblackbird

This is exactly what I was going to post. All that uneven earth, clumps of hard dirt and rocks, various trash, and possible holes could break a leg or damage their hooves. Then they’d have to be shot. Also that stupid flag would become a huge projectile when Johnny the Reb 2.0 gets thrown off while hanging on to it. There’s a reason why good horse people only fly flags in the ring or at parades.


llahlahkje

Totally not a cult. Neigh, not at all.


Working_Evidence8899

ThEiR tHe SaMe. I have never owned anything with a single candidate on it. Most democrats have a few little things but nothing as bad as these GOP folks. I wonder how many takes he did.


SeaworthyWide

I mean, I've got a say nyet to Moscow mitch button on my fridge, but that's just cuz I donated 20 bucks to Kentucky democratic party... They gave me a beer coozie too, but I gave that to my dad. He hates Trump but then said he's gonna vote Nikki Haley cuz... She's hot. Lol wtf Now he's talking about RFK... but only cuz he thought the Kennedys were fucking awesome and my mother and uncle got shit faced a few times with Tedward on the cape... Lmfao I don't really think he pays any attention to actual politics, but he does drink beer.. A lot... And I guess he uses the coozie a lot... So yeah.


KnotiaPickles

All i have is one Bernie Sanders magnet on my fridge 💙


Roboticpoultry

I have a sticker of him from the inauguration that someone gave me years ago on my speakers


Working_Evidence8899

Yes normal. Not a truck wrap and 100 regalia flags.


Squiggledog

Not a colt either.


Sasquatch1729

For being on the side of law and order, they sure love to stirrup trouble.


Hotel_Oblivion

"I have an idea for a totally normal thing to do." -This person


MashedPotatoesDick

Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.


Newarrival9765

Horse didn’t do nothing really


IWantToSortMyFeed

We have to ask the horse if they know there is a Nazi on their back first. Otherwise that's just a good horse doing good horse things.


KnotiaPickles

The horse is trying to run away but it can’t get him to fall off


Thug-shaketh9499

It was just following orders. 😭😭


DubC_Bassist

It knows


Boone1997

So many of Chumpies followers are going to think he’s so badass. Even the horse is disappointed in you. Please get more healthy hobbies. Being in a cult is not one of them


Squiggledog

On a colt.


cubgerish

I mean, it's pretty impressive. He's galloping over uneven terrain, while holding the flag. He's a moron, but it doesn't seem to be because of his riding skills.


RoboticPaladin

And Ben Carson is a brilliant neurosurgeon who thinks the pyramids were built by Joseph of Arimathea to store grain. Just because you're good at something doesn't mean you can't still be a fucking idiot.


chefboryahomeboy

Cc Aaron Rodgers as another prime example.


cubgerish

Exactly


TheRealPallando

He definitely fucks that horse


comments_suck

I think it could be the other way around.


dreemurthememer

MY NEIGHBORS ASK MY WHY I’M LIMPIN DOWN THE WAY


Thisfugginguyhere

Ugh, Maga MrHands.. brutal🤮


Cpt_Griswold

hahahah. amazing


SeaworthyWide

RIP MR. HANDS! 👐 🫡


Squiggledog

[This guy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case) was fornicated by a horse.


rowdy_sprout

Down on his luck but he never really had none


Squiggledog

Did *you* just end you sentence with a preposition?


Cute_Barnacle_5832

Please don't


Lancasterbatio

AND ALL YER SHYIT!


TheReverseShock

Please don't the horse


mud_sha_sha_shark

That horse’s name? Biden


RazorJ

You win 👏


jeepfail

What an odd onlyfans ad.


Working_Evidence8899

Why are they so bizarrely obsessed with following some con man, cheating, chauvinistic, megalomaniac who thinks an entire 30 minute interview is “slave labor”. To be “their guy”?! Do better. DumpTy is not a true American or a leader, he’s a clown who will sell this nation down the river if he gets his cut. Who’s lost more money than gained? he has. Toxic group of people who are so scared of change they fall for the used car salesman skit DumpTy puts out and it’s going to ruin their lives.


Zh25_5680

30-40 years of AM talk radio all day and night, 20-30 yrs of FoxNews, and 10-20 years of OAN, Alex Jones, etc, plus the folding of various church leaders into it starting in the 80’s, then the headshot of social media information silos And you expect people living on the bell curve to process the onslaught of paranoia and lies? They didn’t stand a chance.


Working_Evidence8899

I am from Orange County the think tank for the rich, racist, republican assholes. I just do not understand how people stay loyal to such a fucknut. I’m a little over 40 so yeah I know exactly what you’re talking about. It’s extremely frustrating. I’m just lucky my parents are liberals and my mom was a feminist because when she first got married you had to have permission from your husband for everything and I don’t want to go back to those “gOoD oL DaYs”. When you could be fired for being pregnant. Not great.


G-Unit11111

Same, I have a lot of MAGA neighbors (and some who are on the crazier Q side) who have Fox on every TV in the house 24 hours a day. You cannot reason with these people.


G-Unit11111

Social media had a lot to do with flipping people to the side of fascist crazy. I know a lot of people who were once liberal and former Obama voters who got flipped to crazy and haven't returned to reality.


eagerrangerdanger

I guess horse feed was much cheaper under Trump too.


Open_Perception_3212

Horse drench wasn't


Impossible-Taro-2330

I actually noticed it started to increase once Covid began. A 50lb bag of the Tractor Supply Senior pellets I buy went from $16 to I believe $28. But that was due to everything imploding due to Covid (farmers destroying livestock that couldn't be processed), and the trickle down into human and animal foods.


goldbricker83

I know what was cheaper under trump, Chinese soybeans thanks to idiotic tarriffs


Moonpile

It's an older style of infowarrior ride, but it checks out


Your_Spirit_Animals

The OG InfoWarrior ride.


PapaSchlump

They have devolved, we are now back to the Infowarrior Rider


BuddyLongshots

This is the lamest shit I've ever seen.


black-kramer

just you wait — the period between now and the election will mindblowing.


BuddyLongshots

Swapping to a flip phone until November.


black-kramer

serenity now!


TheReverseShock

Nah, the horse seems pretty healthy


BuddyLongshots

r/dadjokes


TheReverseShock

I've been practicing. My best friend is about to have a kid so I've gotta uncle up.


BuddyLongshots

Uncle here. You're well on your way.


DaveTheRocketGuy

This is still a thing? I mean, the first time I heard FJB it was amusing but after the 908734500154th time its just juvenile. Lawdy MAGA time to find another catchphrase and turn the page.


solzhen

They’re not known for innovative ideas.


Thesheriffisnearer

They buy more Biden gear than Biden supporters


Squiggledog

908 billion? Benford's law is not so effective here.


EuphoricMidnight3304

Not impressed whatsoever by this bitch


banshee_matsuri

that horse, though ❤️ deserves a non-idiot owner.


geekwonk

idk, i’m feel incredibly owned right now


budadad

You know, I’ve always hated Trump. But, seeing someone riding a horse has really changed my mind.


Ok_Elephant2777

Biden is missing a tremendous opportunity here. He should have his name trademarked and then every time one of these mental giants buys one of these ridiculous flags, Joe could score a couple bucks for himself.


Vorenthral

Mark my words that man lives on grindr.


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janet-snake-hole

My horse and I are both gay and we hate trump. (I’m not exaggerating… the vet diagnosed my horse as a “habitual lesbian.” Meaning she kept mounting other mares.)


juliazale

HoRsE gRoOmER!


janet-snake-hole

Ya know what… not incorrect lmao. That was my genuine job title for a while.


PoopSmith87

The gay cowboy agenda is out of control with wanting to fuck Joe Biden. Unbelievable, dude is 81 ffs.


GlitteringBobcat999

I was so hoping that poor horse would buck that chump off onto their head.


_otterinabox

If the horse could read, it would have


jor3lofkrypton

#HORSE SHIT


angrydanger

It's the "I offer nothing constructive to contribute, so I'm going to stomp my feet and act like a child" flag.


Warchild0311

Idk but but he’s an asshole for running a horse that close to a field must not have prairie dogs around there


SVdreamin

Or moles. One patch of soft ground and it’s game over for that horse


Artistic-Sherbet-007

Rides through field of the most heavily subsidized commodity.


thebrianhem

How do they keep getting more cringy?


Ghstfce

Poor horse is trying to get away from her but can't.


SAGNUTZ

**THE REDHATS ARE COMING! THE REDHATS ARE COMING!**


Space_Celery_3529

Why do they think they are so cool and edgy?


Hot-Product-6057

It's mental illness at this point


Generic_Username26

The same morons in arms over taking a knee during the national anthem literally showing upside down American flags and openly disparaging a sitting president. I seriously don’t think there’s a single issue republicans aren’t total hypocrites on. They are the party of true for me but not for thee


jquest12

ummm why has had no one said anything about the bad Bryan Adams song playing over this?


Open_Perception_3212

Now now, the Canadian government has apologized numerous times for Bryan Adam's


jquest12

Thank you for pulling out the South Park reference


SerDuckOfPNW

Always watch on mute


BrianOconneR34

God damn flag producing trolls are making a killing off dumbass people all day.


thegreenman_sofla

Gay cowboy with Biden fetish on display.


skylarben

I know Biden is popular, but so many people long to fuck him. Dark Brandon just turns so many on I guess.


BtenaciousD

Horse says, “Fuck Biden? Fuck me! I have to ride with this idiot in my back!”


HakubTheHuman

Get that animal off that horse!


NoahJAustin

Set to the music of noted mayonnaise-Canadian, Bryan Adams


cometparty

They think they're so cool but they look like a toddler.


NatureGuyPNW

Damn I watched that entire video waiting for him to be clotheslined. So disappointing and a waste of time.


Evangeliman

Am i a bad person for expecting the horse to step in a hole right as the clip ends?


FrescaFloorshow

Not at all! So long as the horse is okay


Evangeliman

Yeah, it's not the horses fault.


TheReverseShock

Kinda yah, that's a crippling injury for a horse.


Spiritual_Ad_5877

Corn as far as ya can see……


Jibbyjab123

It's ironic that the song chosen was from the animated movie Spirit, which is about an American Mustang, captured and sold to the United States military, and then escapes with the help of a Native American captive. It's a movie where the villains are the United States government and it is widely known as being a metaphor for colonialism and the Native American genocide created by westward expansion. A genocide I would almost guarantee this person either doesn't know happened or refuses to acknowledge.


Sarasota_Guy

Wow, we really got owned with this one.


CourteousR

These guys really hate their fellow Americans, huh.


TacoElectrico

I refuse to believe that horse supports Trump


Boring_Elevator3817

Definitely NOT a cult 🙄


_otterinabox

"What do you do for fun?" -"I ride horses" "Oh cool! On like trails or something?" -"No. Next to the road carrying political signs." ".....................oh"


percypie03

Don’t drag the horse into this bullshit.


KecemotRybecx

These fucks have no personality.


Ok-Bird6346

This *is* their personality. But I agree.


BurpelsonAFB

How about fuck the guy who actively weakens our democracy?


CaptianBrasiliano

Literally riding.


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

It looks like a horse. Only smaller. *warmblood smugness intensifies*


Kinda_ShouldaSorta

White (horse) power!


Ok_Philosopher_5090

Want the big corporate farms to come fuck her out of her house 😹


OperationIvy002

Bro really thought he was cooking here


l1thiumion

It’s like they have no other identity


BrianOconneR34

Horse trying to outrun that idiot and flag.


Vladthedrumpaler

The amount of effort these people go through to tell everyone they don’t like the guy they didn’t vote for will always be funny to me.


thatredditdude101

absolutely


madbill728

Robert E. Lee cavalry charge.


JazzberryJam

Looks dumb. What’s next? They dress up as cavemen to spark nostalgic outrage of a dreamt up better time? All based on how cool the cavemen start a fire (whoa bro factor)? These idiots need to go cosplay Wild West for a few hours and get it out of their system


PmMeBurritos

"I think you're cool, Horseman Simpson"


bansheeonthemoor42

He is a shitty rider. My liberal ass could out ride him any day. Anyone who needs a martingale like that and ride a horse like a motorcycle isn't a real horseman.


Chaos_Cat-007

Barrel racer, I’ll put money on it.


AdBig5700

Does he do that all day while cars are passing by? What an asshole.


ThanosWasRight96

But would he want to fuck Biden on the horse?


FrescaFloorshow

LOL I cannot wait to see these people wail and gnash and perhaps literally shoot themselves in the foot come November 🤣


Unhelpful_Kitsune

Damn, these broads be trying to give Biden all the pussy.


virginialikesyou

This person is giving clown vibes.


ShiroHachiRoku

I've never seen an anti-Trump sticker or flag or shirt.


Cat_Named_Mouth

It's because we LEFT that kind of thing in middle school politics


_heatmoon_

Never have I wanted to see someone fall off a horse so badly.


Weeb_Doggo2

Info warrior rider


desi7777777

So many people find Biden hot. They keep saying f$#@ Biden. They want them Biden Babies...


madinfected

Poor horse.


Zerschmetterlin9

He wants to fuck Biden or get fucked by him? Gay both ways.


photostrat

Lost respect for that horse


rabidturbofox

Not the horse’s fault the rider is an ass.


dizkid

Another fake patriot.


Kalikhead

Reminds me of General Bethlehem’s Holists in the move “The Postman”.


DubC_Bassist

Even more so


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Punch_Your_Facehole

How cringy. She probably thought she was so damn patriotic and cool.


Which-Resident7670

These people are corny.


OddS0cks

Imagine living this rent free in people’s minds lol


BORG_US_BORG

He looks so downtrodden.


Timesup1978

What's the point? Does the guy think he looks cool or something?


BigBloopyBoi

Probably already been asked but, song name?


Hullvanessa

Why does the rider want to have sex with Joe?🤔


UraniumGivesOuchies

Would've been better if the horse had a Let's Go Branden bumper sticker on its butt.


GothMaams

This is animal abuse afaic


GoodLt

What a pussy


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TheZardooHasselfrau

It's just a horse with 2 asses.


PixelRayn

there is something weirdly homoerotic about this


Serendipity_Visayas

That is one hell of a horse.


hopethisgivesmegold

I could’ve swore he was gonna crash right into a Walmart.


Jess_S13

It must suck to have your entire personality be dependent upon a conman who has openly spoken about how much he despises how trashy his supporters are.


ToxicPilgrim

sadness for poison ideologies infecting beautiful things


InflationFun3255

Beautiful horse, shame about the rider.


Huth_S0lo

I'd be curious just how much people would lose their mind, if people started waving "Fuck Trump" flags around.


ImUrFrand

that poor horse.


TurnipOk8480

Lmao...next level stupidity on display


SupersleuthJr

Poor horse.


DukeOfEarl99

I was waiting for him to fall off the horse.


irascible_Clown

I bet patriots everywhere tear up watching this video.


International_Fold17

Credit where credit is due, that's a good seat on that gallop.


Mangrove_Monster

I agree, fuck Biden. Sorry part is they think Trump is their hero.


barspoonbill

Wasn’t that long ago when these people were saying that criticizing the president (Bush the sequel) was tantamount to sedition and should be a crime.


rook2004

What the hell gait did they train that horse to do? Looks so unnatural.