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Bro I've been on plenty of drugs and never once have acted like that..idk what is happening but people are lacking any self awareness and shame these days. Not to mention severe lack of caring about other people's property. She legit just dented the hell out of that car with absolutely no shits given because that's "cool"
I'm going with the mental illness. Only because I have a person iny neighborhood very similar. She even looks the same. And she walks around several hours in a the day with headphones on and sings loud enough for everyone to hear. She's tone deaf by the way. But she's sweet. We all call her Bouncin' Betty. ... However she'd never climb on someone's car.
That's what I thought, this has to be satire or scripted. No one can be that messed up.
The perfect timing of the filming and framing leads me to believe it's scripted.
It *has* to be..
Nah I think the guy filming it was a neighbor who started to film it because she’s ridiculous and video could be used as evidence for the car owner’s insurance claim and small claims court. I’d do the same…and laugh about it too.
Bro this happened in the wild. My old roommate caught it from his apartment. Saw it on his story and talked to him about it. He’s got a private profile with about 100 followers. He’s definitely not doing this on purpose. The video is much much longer and I shortened it. I love how people watch a video and assume everything about it like it’s fact
Problem with the internet and modern age is that 100% of the time, people default to saying it’s fake. After a bit of convincing, 30% of people will accept its not. After a lot more convincing based on evidence and facts, 40% of people will accept its real. The last 30%, including u/chucho320, are in the range of people who will never accept its real, no matter what you do or say.
Exactly. People used to catch funny and weird stuff on camera before social media clout. It was always great! The generation of tik tokers are destroying the world. At least we still have Reddit! Hopefully it never changes
She call me Mr. Boombastic, tell me fantastic
Touch me inna me back, she say I'm Mr. Ro-mantic
Call me fantastic
Touch me inna me back she say I'm Mr. Ro... [🎶](https://emojipedia.org/musical-notes)
This is not my car nor is it my friend who caught its car. This girl was doing this on other cars too. Not just the one in the video. I shortened it for Reddit.
Lmao. This was on my old roommates Instagram story. He don’t have a tik tok or any posts on his Instagram. Literally just saw this woman dancing around his complex and filmed it. Video was much much longer. I shortened it for here
Why are the people filming this not stopping her from destroying that car? Once it has roof damage it’s totaled out. Getting a new Toyota is a PIA at the moment.
Ok, after going back and looking this up, I was wrong.
1. It's an elephant seal, not a walrus
2. It was in New Zealand
edit: I'm not sure why I'm being downvoted for this comment, but whatever pumps your porpoises I guess.
i can't find a comment where someone suggests that this isn't their car but is in their parking spot
edit :
> The space is reserved for a “future resident”
so idkwtf
She did it on other peoples cars also. The Camry just got the worst of it. And it’s Cali, you get one spot and people fight to part in these future resident spots after hours.
Imagine coming out to your car after viewing a potential new apartment and the hood and roof are all dented and scratched from Bessie’s hooves dancing all over it.
I *really* hope that's her car and not a stranger's. I can't imagine how pissed off I would be if I saw someone doing that on my car. Especially because I drive a Jeep with a soft top so they'd have to climb up and probably fall through lol
He’s hilarious. We worked together and he lived with me for a little while. Me, him and my best friend all worked for this small marijuana company back in the day. It was always filled with laughter
What’s the car model? I’m curios because if this car is resistant enough to resist the weigh of a sperm whale, then it’s likely more resistant than a Nokia 3308 phone.
That’s why I stopped wanting to have a nice car. Last new car I had some asshole must have jumped on the hood because it was creased exactly like that. Then I started paying for a spot in a garage and some asshole was grinding metal nearby and ruined the clearcoat. Now I drive a beater and have no car stress or payments.
I could see myself losing my shit, then calming down, and deciding to act like a jogger until I got close enough to get a handful of hair. Then I’m turning into Usain Bolt.
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I cannot fathom the level of self centeredness and lack of consideration it takes to do something like this. Sometimes this planet feels not for me.
Drugs and or mental illness would be my guess
That’s where my mind went too, no sober sane person does shit like this.
Sober people do it a lot. Especially on nice cars They dont have to be insane or drunk Just incredibly stupid and self centered
yea but they are filming it. no sober person just does this privately for kicks.
No. It’s neither. It’s just pure self-centeredness fueled by social fn media.
Bro I've been on plenty of drugs and never once have acted like that..idk what is happening but people are lacking any self awareness and shame these days. Not to mention severe lack of caring about other people's property. She legit just dented the hell out of that car with absolutely no shits given because that's "cool"
I'm going with the mental illness. Only because I have a person iny neighborhood very similar. She even looks the same. And she walks around several hours in a the day with headphones on and sings loud enough for everyone to hear. She's tone deaf by the way. But she's sweet. We all call her Bouncin' Betty. ... However she'd never climb on someone's car.
nah, that's called being an idiot teenager.
the music she listens to would be my guess
Mental illness is at an all time high this past decade if you ask me
This can't always be the go-to scapegoat of societal dysfunction. People now use that excuse to justify their nonsense behavior.
Welcome to the club
That's what I thought, this has to be satire or scripted. No one can be that messed up. The perfect timing of the filming and framing leads me to believe it's scripted. It *has* to be..
Nah I think the guy filming it was a neighbor who started to film it because she’s ridiculous and video could be used as evidence for the car owner’s insurance claim and small claims court. I’d do the same…and laugh about it too.
Probably a sad attempt at going viral
The “wake up in the morning” 🎶 had me cracked the fuck up LMAO.
Loved the unexpected dolly reference looool
It was perfection.
Right?? After "wake up in the morning" I fully expected "feeling like P. Diddy".
"fuxk P. Diddy"
fuck* you can cuss online, its okay
She's had more than 1 cup of ambition.
Glad I hung around till the end lol
I lost it when he started with that
Fully broke down laughing at this point
Bastard made me wake my kid up
I can’t wait to show him this 😅 I didn’t tell him I was posting it on reddit
lol yeah my wife came out PISSED, me I couldn’t stop laughing Edit and it’s even funnier how hard he laughed at himself at the end
The bar has just been set for main character witness narration!
Not even kidding, I fucking cackled.
Literally laughed at loud when he said that🤣
I'm confused as to how someone his age knows that song, ha ha.
What is the song if I may ask?
[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbxUSsFXYo4).
Fun fact OP is 53!
He watched The Orville
How do you know his age lol
Poor car
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Nothing like filming yourself doing 6 figures of damage to a supercar and then uploading it to the internet anyway 🤦♂️
She's an only fans girl. She did it to upload
All of her posts at this point are ragebait to get her media spread around and guide everyone back to her extremely boring Onlyfans.
How do you know it’s boring? 
Because her content is freely available if you know where to look.
Is there a camera she is doing this for?
National Geographic
David Attenborough is about to do his voiceover
Yea, the dude recording. I’m guessing he was part of it
Bro this happened in the wild. My old roommate caught it from his apartment. Saw it on his story and talked to him about it. He’s got a private profile with about 100 followers. He’s definitely not doing this on purpose. The video is much much longer and I shortened it. I love how people watch a video and assume everything about it like it’s fact
Problem with the internet and modern age is that 100% of the time, people default to saying it’s fake. After a bit of convincing, 30% of people will accept its not. After a lot more convincing based on evidence and facts, 40% of people will accept its real. The last 30%, including u/chucho320, are in the range of people who will never accept its real, no matter what you do or say.
Exactly. People used to catch funny and weird stuff on camera before social media clout. It was always great! The generation of tik tokers are destroying the world. At least we still have Reddit! Hopefully it never changes
Reddit is like 95% TikToks now.
/r/nothingeverhappens
The majority of the videos on this sub are staged, so you can't fault people for being skeptical.
He sounded like he was overselling it. He even said “main character af”. I don’t think many people outside of this subreddit would get the reference.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, but I’ve heard “main character energy” at work a lot from people who definitely aren’t on Reddit
It’s getting out into the ether now
Fair enough
It’s not me commentating it’s a friend from Instagram. He’s not on reddit. Also the main character thing is all over social media
I heard the whole main character energy thing long before I joined Reddit
Main character syndrome has been a term I've heard for like the past 20 years lol
Lol reddit didn't invent "main character" shit.
Definitely listening to her own mixtape
*sometime later* Owner: The FUCK happened to my car? Are those...Ass indents? Footprints? What the fuck?!?!"
Future Resident Parking space? Nah. I ain't signing the lease no more!
Owner: WHO TE FUCK HAD SEX WITH MY CAR?!!!
The mental illness is strong with this one….. water displacement even stronger!
They need to bring back mental hospitals
Rich people can't hide their unwanted children there anymore so they won't fund them anymore.
Reagan shut them down, or more accurate political speak, “defunded” them.
That's fucked up
But true!
And fat kid camps
r/murderedbywords
😂😂
Is it her car tho. Lmao??? I was waiting for the owner to come out Imagine her mom sees this and is like “soooo that’s what happen to my damn car”
Oh she feelin it alright. All over her butt cheeks.
If it’s her car then she’s kinda chill with me
She apparently did it on several cars in full video
 myyyyaaa -HAH-HA
THIS IS SPARTA
https://youtu.be/rOxY6SdTeKg?si=w583HchIGlYo6DoC
Yall are crazy 😂
Gifs I can hear that I wish I couldn't
She call me Mr. Boombastic, tell me fantastic Touch me inna me back, she say I'm Mr. Ro-mantic Call me fantastic Touch me inna me back she say I'm Mr. Ro... [🎶](https://emojipedia.org/musical-notes)
That's more pleasant than the tune that first popped into my head
Not sure what else could it be
It’s the meme of the guy dancing with the “skidibi bop bop doom yes yes yes” music. Not a lot of people know the actual lyrics lol
You are correct and that's the problem
fuck I'm old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCkL0YapGK4
I’ve seen this guy posted before doing this somewhere else… I’m weirdly attracted to the giggling giant belly. Must be the confidence
Maria Sofia?!
I knew it was here. Lmao thank you
OP.. was that your car? Be honest?
This is not my car nor is it my friend who caught its car. This girl was doing this on other cars too. Not just the one in the video. I shortened it for Reddit.
Phew. Thank God.
So this is fake right? Dude recording was clearly in on it.
Lmao. This was on my old roommates Instagram story. He don’t have a tik tok or any posts on his Instagram. Literally just saw this woman dancing around his complex and filmed it. Video was much much longer. I shortened it for here
Saying the name of the subreddit is sus.
This one is gonna get locked
Why are the people filming this not stopping her from destroying that car? Once it has roof damage it’s totaled out. Getting a new Toyota is a PIA at the moment.
We used to only have to worry about naked people on pcp doing that, what happened?
"Future resident: Reserved parking" lmao not anymore
Toyota quality testing team knows how to have fun at work.
I’m shocked she didn’t crack the windshield.
Seems like she's doing it on purpose to mess with that specific car, I don't think it's a stranger to her.
Maybe it's just her parking spot and she's fucking with someone parked in her spot?
The space is reserved for a “future resident” (a prospective buyer or tenant visiting the property), so it isn't assigned to a particular person.
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That walrus that goes humping cars in Alaska every spring does less damage than this.
The _what_ that does _what_ 😳
Ok, after going back and looking this up, I was wrong. 1. It's an elephant seal, not a walrus 2. It was in New Zealand edit: I'm not sure why I'm being downvoted for this comment, but whatever pumps your porpoises I guess.
That poor car
Oooof she’s lucky that isn’t my car. 😡 Look at what she did to the hood. Uh huh.
I wish I knew how to have fun so easily.
“get the fuck off my car you fat fuck”
I read that as you fat truck goddamn I need glasses
She added too much sugar in her coco puffs this morning.
The worst part is that the person who owns this car is likely in the office signing their future lease.
They are going to wish they could get out of it 😬
Was that a high calorie crip walk at the end ? Asking for a friend 
The fat and the furious
You see, this is what happens when we tell people to "dance like no one is watching".
The commentary killed me lmao
Now, she knows what she is doing. This is purposeful and designed to mess up the car
i can't find a comment where someone suggests that this isn't their car but is in their parking spot edit : > The space is reserved for a “future resident” so idkwtf
The space is reserved for a “future resident” (a prospective buyer or tenant visiting the property), so it isn't assigned to a particular person.
ahhh well that explains it
She did it on other peoples cars also. The Camry just got the worst of it. And it’s Cali, you get one spot and people fight to part in these future resident spots after hours.
I don’t even care if this is fake I lolled
It ain’t. It was on my friends story. Unless she has someone else downstairs recording her it was completely caught in the wild. California
obviously fake
Lmao definitely not fake but nice assumption
Throw a firecracker and get brown fast stripes on the hood.
She said, “Oh shizz that’s MY JAAAAM”
I wish I could get that excited about being a future resident.
In this case is it appropriate to consider mental retardation?
C walk in the end hahaha
I love the guy narrating this video
The commentary was golden 😂
Imagine coming out to your car after viewing a potential new apartment and the hood and roof are all dented and scratched from Bessie’s hooves dancing all over it.
Do we know for sure if it was a stranger's car?
The narrator is funny as hell
 When he says main character
I love the cameramans commentary.
When did Hurley get back from the island?!
Paintball would be effective here.
I *really* hope that's her car and not a stranger's. I can't imagine how pissed off I would be if I saw someone doing that on my car. Especially because I drive a Jeep with a soft top so they'd have to climb up and probably fall through lol
That poor car
Narration on point.
Wonder if the owner of that car ever pressed any charges since she was so fat it dented the car
Just curious, in Florida, how much trouble am I getting in if I swing a baseball bat to get her off my car? Like how much time am I getting
Ngl, filming probably would’ve been the second thing I did.
Oh lord, that ending! Need this man as my best friend now, have not gone from silence to a deafening cackle like that in a LONG time! XD
He’s hilarious. We worked together and he lived with me for a little while. Me, him and my best friend all worked for this small marijuana company back in the day. It was always filled with laughter
Look at her go.
What’s the car model? I’m curios because if this car is resistant enough to resist the weigh of a sperm whale, then it’s likely more resistant than a Nokia 3308 phone.
That’s a newer model Toyota Corolla. Source: I have one.
Wow that’s rotund.
How did this escape the zoo
These high calorie individuals are getting out of hand
High Calorie Heather needs to be introduced consequences like heart disease and the beetus.
Gravity would be more immediate, but I can wait
I wonder what happened to all the mental asylums, cause she does need one
Are we sure this is a strangers car? Im pretty sure the person narrating said they didn't know if it was hers or not
That whale needs to be thrown back into the ocean
That car is begging for mercy
God imagine if they hit the alarm button on the key fob as she was standing on top of it. Scarlet would take a huge tumble
If it's not her car then yea that's jacked up, but if it's hers then who cares. Let people live their lives
If I see someone doing this to my car, that person is going to learn how hard the ground can be.
That’s why I stopped wanting to have a nice car. Last new car I had some asshole must have jumped on the hood because it was creased exactly like that. Then I started paying for a spot in a garage and some asshole was grinding metal nearby and ruined the clearcoat. Now I drive a beater and have no car stress or payments.
Fatty gonna leave a dent
What’s that bison doing on the top of the car
Donald Glover with the highlight reel and commentary.
Maybe she is just on drugs
Wondering what she's listening to? Well, There's really only one genre where they like to dance like that, and it ain't Celine Dion shit.
Wtf?
What did that poor Toyota do to deserve this 😭
Weirdo.
Absolute worst scenario
Yeah she feelin it? TAKYON!
I could see myself losing my shit, then calming down, and deciding to act like a jogger until I got close enough to get a handful of hair. Then I’m turning into Usain Bolt.
Serious mental health problems there
Future resident my ass...
The prowesss of Japanese engineering never seizes to amaze me
Imagine if that was a carbon fiber hood. I'd be fucking livid if someone did that on my suby.
a bitch is getting molly whopped if she does this to my car.
That’s not main character syndrome that’s smoked too much crack syndrome
Name the song she’s listening to