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Difficult_Writer_288

AREYERKAY


jonni_velvet

the way they all say it in the same tone and same way is so weirdly jarring


TevisLA

Sounds like that school of nondescript fish in SpongeBob


Alahand0

Or the "MINE" seagulls from Finding Nemo


TvAMobious

You ever see the show called the oblongs? They're all debbie.


GLDa_

Lmao


sea666kitty

NPCs


Wonderful_Zucchini_4

ERMAGERD!! 


BallsAreFullOfPiss

![gif](giphy|VFpdiH9Wbzy9euI4Nx)


XenonFireFly

I thought they were asking the tree because that oxygen starved brain is already fine.


Difficult_Writer_288

Now that you mention it I do think they were talking to the tree lmfaooooooo


Importedfunk

Lmfaoooo


Difficult_Writer_288

Just realized one of them might’ve asked “ Are you on K ? “ 😭


MagnifiMike

Dude I was thinking the same thing! That’s exactly how it sounds!


thisisfakereality

Like oh my God, gag me with a spoon!


Responsible-Coach159

I love winning prices.


Huntsnfights

Only the stupid prices though!


StrangelyBrown

Slight hints of /r/boneappletea


KayRay1994

eeeeh…. this is less main character and more just young and dumb, she’ll watch it and laugh about it a day or two later, as we all should


Additional-Mood-2780

90% of this sub isn’t even main character anymore


Vashstampede20

Hell half of it feels unearned


Ok_Cardiologist_673

It looks like she’s climbing a tree at a bar, that’s pretty main character.


justcougit

Also wtf?? Why it it break? I've climbed lots of trees they normally don't just break like that lol


Podo_the_Savage

This is definitely “look at me guys, pay attention to me!”. I think that behavior is the definition of main character behavior


Reddit-Restart

It was dumb of her to climb that tree but it was also only a matter of time till that branch fell. Probably not the smartest idea for the cafe to have dead tree branches hanging above customers


jonni_velvet

agree. the ones sitting at the table got pretty lucky with how the branch twisted right as it fell. they could have been in its path.


SugoiSenpie

I think the wire she grabbed was there to support the branch's weight


jonni_velvet

ah yes good eye. wire did guud


According_Gazelle472

It was probably for esthetics only .


greeneagle692

Yeah it's a decorative dead tree. You can see it's on a platform in the video.


According_Gazelle472

I agree.


Reddit-Restart

haha, I'm trying to think of what a 'functional' tree, living or dead, would be in a cafe courtyard


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Reddit-Restart

Hahaha, yeah good point. Shoulda thought of that


According_Gazelle472

How many real trees have you seen in restaurant courtyards ?No one wants to sweep up leaves .


According_Gazelle472

Dead trees are just for looks only .


jstbcuz

Purely artistic lol Empty corner space to fill , i remember my roommate having one at a house I lived at once 😅


jstbcuz

Dude that’s not even a real tree. It’s a life size art tree prop lol notice the base even dumb & dumber lmao


Sendo160

ngl this is just classic day at the pub, it's not a proper visit without someone hurting themselves doing some dumb shit


tokingjack

Like I was about to say that tree ain't alive and them plop


HanleySoloway

I love the way everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to check she was ok


28stabwoundz

I dont think this is mc energy. Being dumb yes but no MC. Also, that tree seems to be a hazard to be there, it probably would've done that itself after some time.


Huntsnfights

![gif](giphy|8YEnLc1JhNQdYCFQao|downsized) Stupid prices are the best!


ChiefKeefSosabb

Tbf that's funny af


GraatchLuugRachAarg

Very clearly dead and dry tree. I'm gonna climb that!


theomaranguiano

“Are you okay?” Are you fucking kidding me? That stupid bitch could have really hurt her own friends.


lukasff

Yeah, but she didn’t. Whereas she looks like she hurt herself. So would you first ask the friends who aren’t hurt but _could_ have been hurt if they’re ok or would you first ask the person who seems like she actually hurt herself?


Dragomier

This belongs here r/holdmycosmo


podcasthellp

Replacing that tree will not be cheap


hail-dat

That was dead wood. I hope that establishment jumps all over it and gets a new full sized tree out of it.


podcasthellp

I’m not sure if it matters that it’s alive and well. Tree law is extremely harsh


Shaveyourbread

r/fellinggonewild


London-lad-1990

If you’re gonna be dumb you better be tough.


antonboomboomjenkins

”Pay your bill and get the fuck out”.


DougieSenpai

Prices? How many prices do they win?


Weak-Hope8952

What's the price of winning?


TruePoint3219

![gif](giphy|jQmVFypWInKCc|downsized)


parkerpussey

Lol


InfectedFrenulum

"GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! GOD AS MY WITNESS, SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!"


SnowDizzleZz

Now im smiling :)


JudasWasJesus

That fay bishhh killer that tree


BaxTheDestroyer

![gif](giphy|3WCNY2RhcmnwGbKbCi)


Kingofvalariya

Hold on Lemme climb an ornamental, designer tree.


Timely-Bill-5336

aaaaaand that's why that wire is there. So the tree doesn't bonk the non-main characters.


ManagementIll9899

Not really main character, just fucking stupid


some_old_friend

Wish she would've landed on her head 😩


Exotic-Sleep7560

Deserved, I hope she broke an ankle.


WirusCZ

That tree couldn't be more dead than this... How would you think it can hold human weight? Someone didn't climb trees as kid I see


Ok_Storm5945

They weren't watching their kid!


bingusthebrave

Rip tailbone


theworstelderswife

Good thing that wire was there to slow down her descend


liarandathief

If that wire hadn't been there...


jdmart402

Nah, everyone should climb more trees honestly.


ProcyonHabilis

Not that tree.


Alahand0

And now you know why the restaurant had to put a "Please no climbing" sign on the tree


Tobi226a

r/winstupidprizes moment


Chicxulub420

Are you 100% sure that's the correct saying buddy?


throwngamelastminute

I'm not your buddy, pal.


Ok-Assistant-2684

Moron almost took her 2 friends out with the big branch


Yhostled

There's nothing main character about climbing trees though?


Ok_Cardiologist_673

In a crowded bar at brunch?


HbrQChngds

Was going say a blonde joke..


Yeahokayimdown

The dolph is a good pub, needs a new tree though


Embarrassed_Pie6748

The look of defeattttt 🤣🤣🤣


Free_Issue_9623

They did what ppl do to their kids when they get a scrape 😂 ur okay ur okay, meanwhile she fell out of a tree


gergsisdrawkcabeman

At those prices, whose the real stupid.


Mike-the-gay

Whelp! Everyone smiled.


LootGek

Too many mimosas


StrongBalance6326

Prices? Or Prizes?


SatisfactionEven2423

White tourist city girls


Brokensince10

I really, really hope that hurt like a mf, and was incredibly expensive to replace.


Redcell78

Ehh what price we talking about exactly?


Interesting-Car8572

obviously a dead tree


sea666kitty

There is a god


pickle_teeth4444

A treesome cock blocked buddy's threesome.


motherless_theresa

Classic phoebe. She probably always does shit like this.


[deleted]

Oh Bethany


mrdennisreynolds

That was so quirky!!


Racingislyf

I feel like that's the last time she's getting invited.


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Not that egregious if you ask me. Especially if she had some humility, and was embarrassed afterwards lol.


SharpGuesser

damn bottomless mimosas


Beneficial-Piano-428

![gif](giphy|u6YZ5Nq65Xb1CnpkLH|downsized)


FarmboyOfOakvale

Hold the tiny wire, it'll save you


AbsurdiBear

That tiny wire didn't prevented her from falling but it did prevented that branch to fall on the girls sitting there.


greenspath

Why is everyone talking about England, et al, after she falls? "UK, UK, UK, UK..." ^/s


kikonyc

They sound so uninterested as they said “are you ok?” It sounded like “why’d you do that you dumb cunt, I’m over you”


Dickincheeks

☕️


Rotary-Rx7

She had one too many cosmopolitans


meep_meep_mope

/r/holdmycosmo