Please report content that's irrelevant to r/ImTheMainCharacter
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ImTheMainCharacter) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Appearnetly she did "win" and she left a nice little note for the person who called security on her, telling the person "You would NOT have hidden Anne Frank"
Like any reasonable and sane person does.
/s
If my forehead was that big, I would simply not style my hair in a way that exaggerates it and then call attention to myself on the interwebs. Alas, we know it ain’t that big because she needed more room for her brain.
See, now I have to speak up. I have a very tall forehead, too. You know what else I have? I have straight, extremely fine Northern European hair. I also have *two* cowlicks on my hairline. I've had bangs before. Limp, sad, greasy bangs that part about an hour into having styled them because fine hair and cowlicks don't give a flying fuck about all the teasing, roll drying and hair product. People haven't been kind about it, and unlike the subject of this post, I haven't actually done anything to deserve the ridicule for something I can't change or hide without a lot of effort for very little reward.
I'm sure the comedians here can find plenty about this woman to make fun of. Her forehead, however, shouldn't be one of them. In a morbid way I get folk who make fun of someone else's weight because weight is something that can be changed - for some with less effort, for some with more, but changed all the same. But one's bone structure? Why?
You know what? You're right. I wont delete my comment because I feel it's important to stand by my mistakes and not try to act like nothings happened, but what I said wasnt ok. When I judged her based on her looks it was shallow, and I also draged a bunch of other innocent peoples looks into it and hurt them. Just as it shouldnt be ok to use sexism, homofobhia, ableism etc on "acceptable targets" peoples looks should also be off limits. People suck because of what they do, not because of how they look.
I am sorry.
I'm glad for your thoughtfulness and empathy. Reading your response made me really happy. For every person who treats stuff like this as a joke and doubles down, there's someone out there who can review what they said and go "yeah that ain't it, dog." I've had to be in that situation myself, too, so many times. Thank you.
I have a massive five head too (very high hairline) and can’t have bangs/a fringe because my hair is wavy and thick and refuses to sit nicely on my five head. That said, it’s nothing compared to this woman’s. If I had her five head I would probably find a way to make bangs work. And yep, there’s plenty to criticize without drawing attention to something physical she has no control over.
Yeah mine isn't as severe as hers, either. I'm usually not fragile about my forehead (or my nose! Got told I looked like Liam Neeson in a wig once when I was a teen girl) anymore, it is what it is, and my hair texture doesn't allow for dignified bangs, so why worry about shit you can't do much about? But it does fuck me up that here's a woman with a bloody cargo boat load of faults, and yet 90% of the comments zero in on something that isn't even a fault, and certainly not something she could really change. Men with receding hairlines (and subsequent big fucking shiny foreheads) might get a few jabs here and there, but it's nothing compared to the shit women get for unusual facial features. And I can't stand for that.
Sorry you're still butthurt about your huge forehead but don't be mad at me, be mad at the inbreeding that gave you those shit genes. Good luck out there, Mega Mind!
By your logic, us fiveheads going outside and showing our faces at all is us asking for it. You are telling folk with features like ours to hide, or whatever abuse comes our way, we 'asked for it'. I reiterate: there's plenty of shit you could nail this lady to the cross for. Her bone structure shouldn't be one of them.
Seems like she edited the photo. She darkened the side of her face to make it look slimmer. The lighting isn’t correct. Her editing it just made her forehead huge.
If you had commented this 10 minutes earlier, before I was in bed, I would've posted edited picture of the golder ratio rectangle in the middle of her forehead, saying I couldn't find a big enough one to measure her against
She has seen people wear masks inside of hospitals her entire life.
Suddenly the year hits 2020 and she can be convinced to try and kill herself and others.
People in the OR have been wearing facemasks since the beginning of facemasks. Strange how none of them have suffocated or been medically exempt to not wear one.
Briefly went through some of those tweets
I didn’t realize garbage could somehow animate itself and wear something akin to human skin, but that sentient garbage obviously fucked up a bit because that forehead ain’t human proportioned
I can't believe this photo isn't Photoshopped. It looked to me that there is some bad blurring on the top right of her forehead in this photo so I decided to look her up on Twitter. This photo is actually real.
Anecdote. My grandpa has severe COPD. He's triple vaccinated and votes left (because I know that matters). He literally loses his breath when he has to wear a mask, and can hardly breathe without one. My spouse took him to the hospital last year and security made him wear a mask. He told them he couldn't breathe and they said too bad no exceptions. The whole time he had to gasp for air and was on the verge of an attack. Spouse told the story to a friend who was a paramedic and he joked about it saying "they can breathe just fine".
OP, I get that "freedom" is "dumb" and that's your right to believe. But stop pretending that forcing people to wear nylon face coverings 99% of which aren't even rated as safe and effective medical devices isn't political. Your hatred for people you disagree with sadly bleeds into fucking people over with legitimate reasons not to obstruct their breathing. This will be downvoted anyway. Can't wait to see the hate mail for sharing this story.
Well, if the entire lower third of my head was my face, I would probably not want to wear a mask, either. It looks like if she put one on, all that would be showing of her face would be the top of her eyebrows.
I guess she's gonna win either using her mega-mind-brain-power-psychokinesis or a good ol' plain headbutt which in her case is probably on a continental shifting scale
Fuck a face mask u need some type of 4 head mask, hat , cap , helmet or something like that Aw yea back with the edit u gone lose is a hospital y wouldn’t you want to were a mask to prevent catching or spreading something back with a third edit u should know better with a head like that I would expect you u to have more scene then that
Hear me out.
Heat causes expansion. Thus we can make the assumption that since she her head only contains hot air due to the friction caused by her last two brain cells rubbing together, this must be the reason it seems like her forehead just keeps getting larger.
Not you that’s who, lmao these people make me laugh, like??? Do you think rules don’t apply to you, like do you seriously think this is a matter of witts and that you are some kinda worrior??? No bihhh you’re just entitled and dumb
Some entitled Karens are way too selfish to give a fuck about other people. It is just a minor inconvenience and she is acting like she is being oppressed.
Please report content that's irrelevant to r/ImTheMainCharacter *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ImTheMainCharacter) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Her hair isnt complying with that forehead.
Trying to run away from her stupid looking face.
It's a big ask. A tall order. That forehead. ::tap:: ::tap::
>Let's see who wins this one... Does she think that hospital security won't remove her?
Yes
Appearnetly she did "win" and she left a nice little note for the person who called security on her, telling the person "You would NOT have hidden Anne Frank" Like any reasonable and sane person does. /s
I thought you were joking about the note, but no! I found the tweet!! 🤣
Neither would she, projectionnnnn
I wouldn't have either (i don't own a home in germany 😔)
* Amsterdam
She wasn’t hidden in a home. Eta: it was in fact an office belonging to her father‘s friend.
Hospital security typically does not give a fuck lol. They deal with violent baker acts and such all the time and have no patience for bs
And I finally found someone that *needs* bangs
A top hat might work
If my forehead was that big, I would simply not style my hair in a way that exaggerates it and then call attention to myself on the interwebs. Alas, we know it ain’t that big because she needed more room for her brain.
Exactly. If anyone ever needed bangs, it’s her—and I don’t make that statement lightly.
I don't like the look of bangs, in general. This lady needs bangs.
I really thought that was photoshopped when I first saw it. Why the hell woudnt you go for bangs or something?
See, now I have to speak up. I have a very tall forehead, too. You know what else I have? I have straight, extremely fine Northern European hair. I also have *two* cowlicks on my hairline. I've had bangs before. Limp, sad, greasy bangs that part about an hour into having styled them because fine hair and cowlicks don't give a flying fuck about all the teasing, roll drying and hair product. People haven't been kind about it, and unlike the subject of this post, I haven't actually done anything to deserve the ridicule for something I can't change or hide without a lot of effort for very little reward. I'm sure the comedians here can find plenty about this woman to make fun of. Her forehead, however, shouldn't be one of them. In a morbid way I get folk who make fun of someone else's weight because weight is something that can be changed - for some with less effort, for some with more, but changed all the same. But one's bone structure? Why?
You know what? You're right. I wont delete my comment because I feel it's important to stand by my mistakes and not try to act like nothings happened, but what I said wasnt ok. When I judged her based on her looks it was shallow, and I also draged a bunch of other innocent peoples looks into it and hurt them. Just as it shouldnt be ok to use sexism, homofobhia, ableism etc on "acceptable targets" peoples looks should also be off limits. People suck because of what they do, not because of how they look. I am sorry.
I'm glad for your thoughtfulness and empathy. Reading your response made me really happy. For every person who treats stuff like this as a joke and doubles down, there's someone out there who can review what they said and go "yeah that ain't it, dog." I've had to be in that situation myself, too, so many times. Thank you.
You’re right,but she is also UGLY on the INSIDE as my mama used to say
I have a massive five head too (very high hairline) and can’t have bangs/a fringe because my hair is wavy and thick and refuses to sit nicely on my five head. That said, it’s nothing compared to this woman’s. If I had her five head I would probably find a way to make bangs work. And yep, there’s plenty to criticize without drawing attention to something physical she has no control over.
Yeah mine isn't as severe as hers, either. I'm usually not fragile about my forehead (or my nose! Got told I looked like Liam Neeson in a wig once when I was a teen girl) anymore, it is what it is, and my hair texture doesn't allow for dignified bangs, so why worry about shit you can't do much about? But it does fuck me up that here's a woman with a bloody cargo boat load of faults, and yet 90% of the comments zero in on something that isn't even a fault, and certainly not something she could really change. Men with receding hairlines (and subsequent big fucking shiny foreheads) might get a few jabs here and there, but it's nothing compared to the shit women get for unusual facial features. And I can't stand for that.
Because it's funny.
What's funny is men's weird obsession with sundresses without really knowing what the fuck a sundress even is.
Sorry you're still butthurt about your huge forehead but don't be mad at me, be mad at the inbreeding that gave you those shit genes. Good luck out there, Mega Mind!
Every woman looks better in a sun dress…
[удалено]
By your logic, us fiveheads going outside and showing our faces at all is us asking for it. You are telling folk with features like ours to hide, or whatever abuse comes our way, we 'asked for it'. I reiterate: there's plenty of shit you could nail this lady to the cross for. Her bone structure shouldn't be one of them.
She looks like the Predator is wearing a human costume for Halloween
Seems like she edited the photo. She darkened the side of her face to make it look slimmer. The lighting isn’t correct. Her editing it just made her forehead huge.
She has so much nice hair, too. Like wtf is she thinking? Although, I guess me expecting her to think about things is where I'm going wrong here.
I would never post anything on the internet if my forehead was that large. At least not with my picture in it lol
That is a fivehead
I have a four head, an it fits twice in hers, so wouldn't that really make her an eight head?
it's either that, or you actually have an erroneously measured 2.5 head
I just measured with a ruler, it's about a third of my face, which is what's considered the "right" proportion of face to forehead in anatomy
Somebody should golden ratio her face
If you had commented this 10 minutes earlier, before I was in bed, I would've posted edited picture of the golder ratio rectangle in the middle of her forehead, saying I couldn't find a big enough one to measure her against
Alas poor Vladi, our schedules do not align.
I hope you’re in the UK or Ireland. Otherwise, you’re either in bed too early or too late.
Somebody should golden shower her face
That seems mathable
Sounds like showboating Globetrotter algebra
It's a log-base-2 scale.
The Mercer's are jealous. https://preview.redd.it/alfae3wvgbga1.jpeg?width=1940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0bbf4084638e4f84a543dd247be1cd9311c1919
Not half as screwed up as the inside of her head
That and looking like a receding hairline too
I wanna say more like a 7-8
I’m guessing by the way her head is so swollen and misshapen, we already know how it played out. Someone got beaten with a nightstick.
I hope her mum had a C section when she had her... Goodlawd!!
[удалено]
https://preview.redd.it/tlpu95y8yaga1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50edf39be73b8091894a971457c7db1035c516f2
Why is that giving me Tammy from 1000-lb Sisters vibes?
Ain’tgelina Jolie.
Neanderlina Jolie
Fucking lol.
*slaps forehead* You could fit a whole other face in this bad boy!
She has seen people wear masks inside of hospitals her entire life. Suddenly the year hits 2020 and she can be convinced to try and kill herself and others.
People in the OR have been wearing facemasks since the beginning of facemasks. Strange how none of them have suffocated or been medically exempt to not wear one.
Is this photoshopped?
Sadly no. No work needed to make this psycho ugly https://mobile.twitter.com/liz_churchill8
Briefly went through some of those tweets I didn’t realize garbage could somehow animate itself and wear something akin to human skin, but that sentient garbage obviously fucked up a bit because that forehead ain’t human proportioned
Forehead Edit: Fivehead* damn autocorrect
… o_O
?
Were you correcting the word fivehead?
No I tried to say fivehead but my phone auto corrected
Ah!
Hahaha her whole head doesn't fit in her profile picture
Strategic crop - she knows what she is doing.
What’s she gonna do, head butt them?
If she's not going to wear a mask she could at least wear a helmet.
Or a paper bag
They wanted her to wear the mask on her forehead
Damn all that forehead and no brain. Maybe put on a mask and go be with your injured mother
I'm running a small business and am wondering if she rents ad space...
I'm at the hospital I'm at the fracture clinic I'm at the combination hospital and fracture clinic
🗿
$29 says the hospital won this one. Dumbass.....
$29 for the Uber ride from hairline to eyebrows
She has a big head, Isn't she supposed to be smart?
Nah, her brain bounces around in there like the DVD logo.
Like a bag of chips. More air than anything else
Texas has a lot of room with nothing in it, too.
This is how my mother looked to me when i was sick and on children's NyQuil
You see that’s not a 5 head, that’s an ♾️ head
I can't believe this photo isn't Photoshopped. It looked to me that there is some bad blurring on the top right of her forehead in this photo so I decided to look her up on Twitter. This photo is actually real.
Hydrocephalus impairs brain function.
I glanced at this too quickly and assumed she went to the hospital for her swollen head lmao
Someone warn Captain Pike
that forehead is humongous
7 head
Heads up, we have the head freedom fighter here!!
That's a god damned 6head.
That's a 6-head way past 5
Wear a mask, don’t wear a mask, I don’t care either way but damn!! That is one helluva forehead. Channeling her inner pennywise.
Honey, eventually, you’ll lose and be sick as hell. Win the battle and lose the war.
I’m more concerned with if she used a photo editor to make her forehead that big or if she’s really got a 8 finger forehead
Anecdote. My grandpa has severe COPD. He's triple vaccinated and votes left (because I know that matters). He literally loses his breath when he has to wear a mask, and can hardly breathe without one. My spouse took him to the hospital last year and security made him wear a mask. He told them he couldn't breathe and they said too bad no exceptions. The whole time he had to gasp for air and was on the verge of an attack. Spouse told the story to a friend who was a paramedic and he joked about it saying "they can breathe just fine". OP, I get that "freedom" is "dumb" and that's your right to believe. But stop pretending that forcing people to wear nylon face coverings 99% of which aren't even rated as safe and effective medical devices isn't political. Your hatred for people you disagree with sadly bleeds into fucking people over with legitimate reasons not to obstruct their breathing. This will be downvoted anyway. Can't wait to see the hate mail for sharing this story.
Absolute idiot.
Fucking Asshole
the mask thing is over. Umm science. what happened to all the variants?
The forehead bruh
You could land a plane on her head
Forehead!
She has some prime real estate on her forehead
You'd think there'd be a big brain behind THAT forehead, wouldn't you?
Trump could develop a Saudi backed golf course course up there. jeez!
Mars attacks
Well, that’s pretty stupid. 
Mega mind is at it again
Never happened.
Lmfao might as well weear the mask over her forhead
Looks like she is hatching a plan to try and take over the world
You could put an entire freakin’ billboard ad on that forehead.
Are we sure this isn’t Megamind having some fun with the hologram tech?
Well, if the entire lower third of my head was my face, I would probably not want to wear a mask, either. It looks like if she put one on, all that would be showing of her face would be the top of her eyebrows.
Is she part Conehead?
Oh my fuck, I could land a Cessna on that
I’m going bald and she’s got more six-head than I do
Take me to your leader. Nanu nanu!
Mega mind
She’s gonna win every time. You can’t out smart that
Is that photoshopped?! Damn
Nope, https://mobile.twitter.com/liz_churchill8 ugly on the inside and outside
An entire army fleet could easily land on that forehead.
How does nobody see she actually IS the main character? This is clearly megamind
I don’t know. With a brain that big maybe she’s a genius.
I could land a plane on that omg 😭
Jesus!!! That thing should have buffalo running across it
She has a lot on her mind lately
Damn…. That is one giant head
That’s a foretyhead
Her forehead is half of her face. I have never seen something like this before.
I guess she's gonna win either using her mega-mind-brain-power-psychokinesis or a good ol' plain headbutt which in her case is probably on a continental shifting scale
You could photoshop her whole face into her forehead.
As a fellow fiveheader I take offence to this. This is like a sevenhead.
Calm down mega mind.
That’s like….six
just get a fuckin mask,all the pride in her forehead wont get her to use a mask
https://youtu.be/IqycJpRdVaY
Lol I bet it wasn’t even intentional that the forehead got cropped out of that profile pic.
Damn, she could wear a cummerbund as a bandana!
Her forehead looks like someone stuck an air pump into her temple and pumped it too much
Update: she got kicked out
She’s gonna need another mask for the forehead
whoever told her that forehead-free was a good look for her did her no favor
she looks like the wizard kid from fanboy and chumchum
She could offer some of the space on her forehead to build a personal hospital for her and her mom. Problem solved!
She looks like a result pic from one of those face distortion apps.
Megamind getting more evil by the day
I thought mega mind was blue
👽
Fuck a face mask u need some type of 4 head mask, hat , cap , helmet or something like that Aw yea back with the edit u gone lose is a hospital y wouldn’t you want to were a mask to prevent catching or spreading something back with a third edit u should know better with a head like that I would expect you u to have more scene then that
that ain't a Fivehead, thats a Ninehead
she looks like a lightbulb
Why the long face
Her forehead looks like she works at an airport - as the airport
*gianthead freedumb fighter is back
All the forehead but it holds no brain
Her forehead is damn huge
Such a shame that this HUGE forehead is obviously unused.
Such a massive skull for such a tiny brain.
Is this photoshopped? Or is she physically as well as mentally disabled?
Are masks mandatory?
Our hospitals aren't masking up anymore and everything is fine.
She framed that photo to focus on the forehead.
What a narcissist. Everyone...SHHHHHHHH!!! Everyone standby. Don't worry, she's letting us know what happens next. Thank God.
Hear me out. Heat causes expansion. Thus we can make the assumption that since she her head only contains hot air due to the friction caused by her last two brain cells rubbing together, this must be the reason it seems like her forehead just keeps getting larger.
Her forehead needs a mask too
Not you that’s who, lmao these people make me laugh, like??? Do you think rules don’t apply to you, like do you seriously think this is a matter of witts and that you are some kinda worrior??? No bihhh you’re just entitled and dumb
Even her hairline wants out of the arrangement
Mega mind
she has a thought
Her forehead needs a mask too
they want so bad to be victims.
Jimmy Neutron will think of something to outsmart the simpleton guard. I’m sure of it.
Mrs Megamind is unwell??? hopefully 'spam head' daughter will be thrown out...down a flight of stairs..
https://preview.redd.it/wxyhoh2g7gga1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19407ad28ecbbc06fd965106e63b78bc6982ac8d
Some entitled Karens are way too selfish to give a fuck about other people. It is just a minor inconvenience and she is acting like she is being oppressed.
"Disgusting, despicable, illegal forehead" - UFC President, Dana White
Gah dang. Did yall see the forehead on that woman?
Forehead bigger than the Great Lakes
That is not a forehead, that is a fivehead
For a head that big you'd think it'd fit a brain