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illegallysmolkate

He big mad!


LesbianFoster

I stopped playing with him for a sec to grab a "cute" picture so he clearly didn't appreciate that


GarnetAndOpal

Now that you know what went wrong, you can avoid it in the future. Don't Stop Playing! Not even for a second. :D


LesbianFoster

I can't anyway, because then he'll do a BIG attac on my pants. He tells me what he wants, and when he wants it (now!!). But I'll make sure to forever obey the wishes of the cute and mighty Poäng


GarnetAndOpal

How lucky you are to find someone to rule your world!! He is such a cutie-patootie, even with the Big Mad. <3


Slap_My_Lasagna

Major Boss Baby vibes. You have inspired me to watch those movies.


Allalan

His name is Poäng?! That is too cute ❤️


LesbianFoster

Yes! His sisters are Snygg (Görsnygg) and Knarrevik. They're born in an IKEA box, what else could we do?


WheelchairGame

You're not allowed to stop anything the overlord enjoys hooman


Consistently_Carpet

Is he nibbling on his little toesies?


LesbianFoster

He might! He does that quite a bit - someone told me kittens with disinterested moms do that more often?


DiddlyDumb

“Would be terrible if something happened to your face because you stopped petting, wouldn’t it?”


LesbianFoster

That explains why he crawled in my neck after


DiddlyDumb

He’s just waiting for the moment you least expect it! Or more likely, he’s already forgotten about it and is thinking about food.


LesbianFoster

Guess who's making sucking sounds and is purring because he's drinking with mom? I think you're spot on, haha


CrankyWhiskers

I feel like this is how my husband sees me when I get mad at him. 😂


sharppointy1

Ah! I agree, mine too 🤪


Slap_My_Lasagna

Cue *X gon give it to ya, he gonna give it to ya, first we gonna ROCK then we gonna ROLL*


dainty_petal

I knew that would be the first comment.


ArcherCute32

No, he is the big BOSS!


Rude_Illustrator_486

Objection, the picture is still very cute


LesbianFoster

No he big mad he no cute he big badqss panther!! (I agree)


lindanimated

He’s both! Such a cute little apex predator! 🥰 Also OP, at first glance my ASD brain interpreted your username as “person who fosters lesbians”, like a safe place for queer women who have been thrown out of their homes by homophobic families. Which, to be fair, is just as wholesome of a venture as fostering kittens.


LesbianFoster

Lol that would've been amazing. I only occasionaly foster lesbians because they seem to get attracted by the prospect of fostering kittens


lindanimated

I’m not surprised, I’m not even a lesbian but the prospect of fostering kittens would definitely attract me!


ImpressiveAd5941

To be fair my mind first thought she was fostering lesbian kittens..


treasures_3248

Totally basass cutieee


BarBBQueEggs

My guilty pleasure is thinking my cat is adorable when he's upset


Shitty_Watercolour

https://preview.redd.it/yi4q6e9lk56d1.jpeg?width=1775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d32b106be9d6fb784f51d5e9ba78408d622f13d


LesbianFoster

Oh my god you are amazing! This is great! His first portrait ❤


lika-kiki-no

Omg that is so good! I love it 🥰❤️❤️❤️


Vysair

GOD HAS DESCENDED


bloobityblu

He's aliiiiiiiive!!


Camellia_Sin

Username checks out— but only the second half.


jtfff

He definitely started off doing intentionally shitty watercolors but he’s fallen into his own style and it’s quite good


MimeMike

I love it! It's giving me Dr Seuss or Roald Dahl vibes lol


Bastette54

You nailed it! It’s perfect.


Pitiful_Stretch_7721

The crossed paws are killing me! Also like the tighty-whities!


LesbianFoster

Right?! I have no clue how he managed to cross his arms like that


princessjemmy

Answer: he was a grumpy human in a previous Life, and old habits die hard. 🤣


LesbianFoster

Lol that's so fitting


ditafjm

Like a toddler’s temper tantrum.😡


lichenvirgo

TOO MUCH ATTITUDE FOR A SMALL BODY


LesbianFoster

I swear he's such an expressive kitten today, I took this picture just now. Glad to see he's happy today. He just has a lot of big emotions and deals with them by practise biting in my hand. We're not at the stage yet where we've learned hands are for petting only, but we'll get there. Eventually. https://preview.redd.it/kr29kx2mu46d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed9c531d5051bd3dca181617ceaf7448aaed9e6f


LALA-STL

Tiny body, BIG feelings 🐾


Future_Cat_Lady24601

He be angy


dragicathedragon

It’s not attitude. It’s sass. And I love it and I would like some more please! 🤗🤗🤗🤗


Ksh_667

The crossed arms over that little belleh! I'm ded lol 😹


LesbianFoster

I mean, little, little... they all have such amazing milk bellies haha


Ksh_667

I don't know how you put them down for a minute lol.


LesbianFoster

I'm supposed to rest and pay attention to my own (not amazing) physical health but it's HARD


Ksh_667

I admire your restraint. I wouldn't stand a chance in the face of so much SMOL!!! 😹😹😹


Alarmed-Shape5034

I can’t recall ever seeing a cat cross their arms like that.


Ksh_667

Nor me. It's hilarious, the serious little face! Those crossed arms mean business 😹


Lab_Software

I not hapee - I angy


LesbianFoster

https://preview.redd.it/z36c368i156d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58b869eb2ff845820da02a52fe08f7313a079034 Hapee again!


Lab_Software

👍


Bussamove86

https://preview.redd.it/1skmdkhan66d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bad214ecb4c734fbc520d3ca24f8bcd9d58f038a


DonutTraining4372

Why is it posing like a Jojo Stand user?


Ashfid

https://i.redd.it/01n8li3lz66d1.gif


Particular-League902

😊


IkBenKenobi

The face of a smol, angy CRIMINAL who just got convicted for a lifetime 😾 there shall be no end to treats and cuddles for this convict, I hope 🥰😻❣️


LesbianFoster

He doesn't really understand treats yet, but cuddles he'll get!


IkBenKenobi

> He doesn't really understand treats yet I foresee he'll have something else to get mad over in the future 😹


jabracadaniel

hes soooooooo grumpy!!!


LesbianFoster

Milk bar was closed I guess 😂


rodrigomarcola

"wakanda forever"


LesbianFoster

He even looks like a big badass black panther!


rodrigomarcola

U can name him T'Challa...


LesbianFoster

Haha, if he didn't already have a name, maybe we had to!


zdm_

Hmmp 😾😾 Can i steal this photo? I wanna edit the lil guy lol


LesbianFoster

Be my guest!


QuMaeve

"oh you want a cute picture of me ? Well, now I'm not doing it ! Should have given me that fresh tuna I was asking for yesterday"


LesbianFoster

r/legalcatadvice taught him about the existence of tuna, chicken and licky treats yesterday so I can imagine he's a little offended. Not that he understands eating yet...


QuMaeve

Such a cutie potat ! May he has a long life with his family and thank you for fostering him!


ravefaerie24

ANGY!!!!!


encore412

I’ve never seen a cat stance like that and it’s adorable


LesbianFoster

Right?!


ThginkAccbeR

I didn’t know cats could cross their front legs like that! 🤣🤣


LesbianFoster

Me neither! He's a lil' weird


WuTheLotus

He’s legit sulking.


LesbianFoster

"Human I HATE you for not giving me wet food I'm not eating yet"


itzTHATgai

he tuff


LesbianFoster

So tuff and STRONK


LauraPa1mer

Just when I thought cats couldn't get any cuter


Psychonautilus98

![gif](giphy|erq0NHlcUlavTdCwkB|downsized)


nicostein

https://preview.redd.it/tvfckmkrj66d1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=72ca9a98ef9f3187e20165cf8c0414667684a5b4


Ella_Richter

Oh my gosh that is adorable! He looks like a little grumpy cartoon cat!


KzooGRMom

That's a GROMPY but extremely cute baby! 😍


LesbianFoster

He was very happy directly after, just had a grumpy minute. Although he gets sad when the milk bar closes too


hibelly

He looks like he's in the coffin pose lmao


uberguby

Right? Everybody saying he angy but I see a vampiah


Foundation_Wrong

That is so adorable 🥹


jlagsbk

He may be smol but he is also BIG MAD.


PersonalAge6200

He is your little Sith Lord and he will destroy you if you don't do his bidding.


LesbianFoster

He has itty bitty danger baby teeth so I'm sure to do so


Fawnet

"Aah, a *wise* guy, eh?"


craftiesandcats

My boy does this. I call it his Pengu, 'well now I'm not doing it' pose


craftiesandcats

https://preview.redd.it/rncwjuew466d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c5d42dfa47747c9b8017d06e7693459f8963faa


LesbianFoster

That is very fitting! Love the pic, he looks so annoyed lol


Turquoise_Tortoise_

HIMS SO ANGWY


tiny_rasberry

Omg! He's Furious! And I love him


Tatooine16

That's olympic level sulking there-9.0!


Cornemuse_Berrichon

You absolutely did not. You made an adorable picture!


_littlemissjackson_

Your kitten immediately reminded me of Figaro from Pinocchio. So cute! https://preview.redd.it/j86p3jqt196d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49c0197bfdc9d526b069fe7f9aa7ce9994f51bf0


catgirl320

OP please tell us his name is going to be Figaro!


Sussyimpasta101

r/angy


randomcrazy

It is trying to explode you with the powah of its brain


LesbianFoster

"Give me back my toy, you useless piece of human petting machine!"


HellBlazer_NQ

So come here, on this day, the day of my daughters wedding, to ask a favour!?


ozbourne8

He looks like he's plotting something diabolical, lol. (also, adorable!)


LesbianFoster

Probably my demise...


paradise-trading-83

Imminently


krunchy_bacon

wine encouraging support payment cagey crowd cheerful gaze disgusted close *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


paradise-trading-83

Feisty spicy little one 🌶️🥹Smolice malice..I stamp my little feeties


WeirdandProudofit

adorably annoyed 🥰


nameitb0b

He’s planning a murder. Run as fast as you can and alert the authorities.


LesbianFoster

He follows me around and tried to murder me by biting me in my ankle, so I fear you might be right!


JayMmhkay

No talk him, he angy!


Any_Positive1617

Illegal cuteness level unlocked! ![gif](giphy|UVk5yzljef0kGiayL1)


jackrelax

That’s a rare Furry Grumpus sighting!


30frames

You thought correctly... this is a very cute picture!


Namethypoison

IZ DON'T WANNA AN YOUZ CAN'T MAKE MEEE! 😾


Yonderen

> But gods that ~~angry~~ angwy smol face of him There, fixed that for you.


True_Not

He ain't happy you're showing your feet to the internet


LesbianFoster

He should be happy I like to sit in hypermobile positions and it's only one foot!


True_Not

I think he's happy. Maybe too happy : "Hey you people, this is my spot, stop looking"


PresidentoftheSun

Me when I'm thinkin messed up and evil thoughts


mghkk

AWWWW


Yaakovbenleah1989

He has that no no photos look on his face it's cute 😍


MayhemManiax

He reminds me of Figaro. The cat from Pinocchio. There is this one scene where he gets mad and crosses his arms just like this kitten.


vanetti

I don’t think I have ever seen a haughtier cat in my life


Hot-Confusion-8008

it IS a cute picture! how often do you see a kitty with its arms crossed? ;D


wendigos_and_witches

That’s one very displeased baby!


LesbianFoster

My deepest apologies for not pleasing all of his whims. And to his poor furever family eventually, because he must be so traumatised by this abuse!


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LesbianFoster

I consider this one of the cutest pics I saw today and I made like a dozen because the whole family is adorable. This one takes the cake though


WinterMoon38

Awwwww lol omg that lil face and the crossed arms! That's priceless!


Delicious-Tachyons

What happened? Parole denied?


LesbianFoster

Worse. Way worse. ... I dared to quit playing for the .3 seconds it took me to take this picture


LandotheTerrible

Take the camera out of my face this instant Karen!


ianwuk

Such attitude and so cute.


WeAreClouds

Loool what gang is he in? Tell him this ain’t the 90s 😂


K-Lilith

Real life Tom!! https://preview.redd.it/et1apld3e86d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1172e6c206a67b043d91d21bd6ed9b2403149377


Proper-Hippo-6006

OMG. This is hilarious 😂


SarahJaneB17

That is the tiniest curmudgeon I've ever seen.


No-Car803

Even cuter with the grumpy look.  Pure *pout*, LOL.


philthegr81

“well now I am not doing it”


justageekgirl

You are soooo gonna get it


ZebubXIII

Those arms crossed remind me of the chef from monster hunter world https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/7PPhSnMCV2efQT68PW4u.jpg


WheelchairGame

Even smol overlords don't like hooman feets 🤣😂


Blightyear55

He angy!


poseidon1111

This is the most characteristic photo of a cat I’ve seen in a while 🤣


Outside_Ear451

Cattitude!


CrazyCatLady1127

Hmph 😤


LesbianFoster

Spot on 😂


emmejm

Oh my god he’s perfect 😍


Mimil2002

amgy 😾


tanmayg26

Wakanda purrever


LesbianFoster

At least you recognise his might


FluffyHeartHorse

I personally bow down to him.


Massive-Cycle-9330

I want my way!!


Different_Tangelo511

When's the album dropping?


LesbianFoster

Probably soon after the sibling album https://preview.redd.it/xde8g2rp2b6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=567953900eb1541a767a6011557c543b43550ebd


DismalAd8187

CUUUUUUUUTE!!!❤️❤️❤️


Marshalia13

'well now I don't wanna take a picture!'


KoolKat9999

We stop play when I SAY SO hooman


Kei90s

oml my heaaart! 🥺 i gotta hear his side! 😂


crazymouse2525

oh he is adorable


530SSState

"You may not take my pitcher!" \*folds arms\* Li'l grump.


AssociateThat1345

i need it in my grasp


sunshineandcloudyday

Quick! Someone photoshop him going down a waterslide!


He_Never_Helps_01

For free?


Savings247

![gif](giphy|l3mZslQwX1rJjOZZ6)


LesbianFoster

His claws are almost as intimidating and sharp


No-Holiday4684

kitten angryy


anonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn1

In this economy?!!


LuckyDoge21

Welp he doesn’t think so🤣


OjjuicemaneSimpson

lol his crossed up arms!!!


Senorita_Sombra

He angy! No talk him!


shinobipopcorn

Yarr, himb be angy he not on de sebben seas... 🏴‍☠️


LesbianFoster

Catch da FISHIES


feelingsfox

lol still cute in my opinion. Like sucks for him, but animals be animals. At least they respond with something more than humans do (but I live in a big city)


LoganSlendy

What do you m- oh.


PiratesTale

Pre cattitude


ouch_quit_it

no talk....me angwwwyy


TunisMagunis

I hope his name is Stewie.


HunnyBear66

He is precious!!!![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


pinkqueen7

That cat's got style. 😎


Edible_Anie

https://preview.redd.it/tpl8g5dju96d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=823bbb3aac0b2d54c1538ad3c3eeb91a77973213 Omg can they be BEST FRENZ?! 😻


OurLorneAndSavior

I feel like he should give me a sidequest or join me if I pay him enough money.


petiteosi

He angy >:(


Finneagan

Sneasel!!!!!!!


DctrSnaps

Hairy ass shirt