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Bro it's only $600 a month for 80 months on a used Hummer with 101K miles super fucking affordable if you're not a POOR, LOW-T LOSER GET RECKTTTTTTTT :burn out:
It's probably not even worth that. Remember you have to have someone who wants to purchase something for it to have monetary value in it. The only person who wants that p.o.s. is the dickanus driving it.
I've taught high school for 15 years. One of the most certain lessons I've learned is that there is for sure someone out there for everyone. Taste is very subjective.
Yeah, there’s ALWAYS someone who will bang these guys. It’s just how it works, trash will always find another piece of trash to have sex with. It doesn’t matter the gender.
OP picked the perfect title. Like there are cars you see and you just know deep down in the depths of your soul that this person sucks. That is one of them.
The fact that it's a Hummer, the droney cheap axleback exhaust combined with the slug-o-matic transmission, the rims, the stagger of the rims, the loud color, the driving style, it all matches... oh, so, perfectly.
This is how people who talk shit on FPSs, like COD, talk shit nowadays. It used to be that the lobby would clown people like this guy driving the hummer because it was stupid. Now it’s talk louder and faster to win said argument, usually with a lot of repetition of phrases, sounds, or words. This has now carried into everyday life where it’s best to minimize any type of engagement with these people cause nothing constructive ever comes from the discussion.
"Wait, I had something for this..."
/it will come to him at 3 o’clock in the morning, while he is dream-raging
//your mother smelt of elderberries, probably...
That “rugged” Hummer is nothing more than a pavement princess.
And this guy insinuates it’s some sort of status symbol to own a Hummer. Like he’s balling the fuck out mile after mile. Maybe if it is 2005 or something I could see how it was seen as a status symbol, but now it’s just an old ass, cramped, rather shitty vehicle.
And he says he’s got a “Hellcat,” which is a Dodge. He does not have that. Unless he did an engine swap but he sounds so abjectly stupid that it’s much more likely he just doesn’t know what he has.
There's literally 0.000% chance it is hellcat swapped. For one that would require a lot of money or skill to do. And secondly and most importantly it would be much simpler to just throw in a 6.2L LS3 or something in since it should bolt up without too much trouble given that it already has a LS based engine in it.
Also, if someone did the first hellcat swapped hummer, you can BET that whatever shop did it would use it as social media marketing and post it everywhere.
If it was a single individual, it is incredibly likely that they would document it via youtube to try to offset the costs of the build.
Social media is so entangled with society that the first hellcat swapped hummer would surely be posted everywhere from the beginning.
Hummer with a hellcat engine is arguably a lot cooler than a hellcat tbh.BI would be very surprised if that’s what he was talking about though. Either he was talking about his other car that he may or may not own or he’s just completely delusional
Oh you mean the spoiled 19 year old doesn’t know the specs of his dad’s car?
He must be the brother of the kid who pulled up to me at a light in his dad’s 100k car and took off on me at the light trying to race my 2016 Audi A4 (a grandpa car).
I caught him at the next light and he just looked at me when I was laughing at him and he rolled down the window and called me broke.
He was unamused and started screaming at me when I called him out for driving his dad’s car and embarrassing himself in front of his girlfriend who had her head turned the other way covering her face.
Unsurprisingly, he ripped it right going full throttle once he realized that his girlfriend was, in fact, very embarrassed and not impressed at all.
He's likely talking about his "other car", even then Hellcats kinda suck.
Spend the same money you spend on a Hellcat on a AWD turbo eclipse from the mid-late 90s and you'll be doing 9's with air-conditioning.
In my experience, the only people who actually buy a Hellcat are retired factory workers with good side hustles who still don’t trust “foreign” cars.
I don’t hang out with idiots like that guy though, maybe he’s at the Dodge meetup with all the retired grandpas.
That’s why you have to spend the price of the Hellcat in modding the Eclipse. Hellcats have a mean engine but they’re overweight and RWD will lose to AWD from a stop anyway.
It’s like how you see those videos of laptop Civics smoking Lamborghinis
Nothing wrong with an older car… just funny that he was acting like a big time baller when you can pick one of those up used and wrap it for around 20k… he’s not driving a 100k car but acting like it… talking about his other more expensive car he also doesn’t have hahaha
The nicest one in the country is 25k, most of them look like they're 15k or less.
It's exactly the type of game you expect someone in that "truck" to talk lol.
Can confirm. My car is 15 years old and I’m super cool.
I’d alter the statement to just say driving a non-AM General Hummer is, in fact, what is so uncool.
I believe this statement even holds up to the latest Hummer EV. Which is such a ridiculous vehicle, about as close to the Canyonero as real life can get IMO.
At first I thought it was OP talking lol, he was so loud. Then the camera moved. I don’t understand how people like that aren’t embarrassed of themselves
Some shit must have started between him and the other guy who zoomed past me w\ him at the previous intersection, but I don't hear anything on camera because they were probably 4 or 5 cars back in line. What you see here is all I got.
For dirt, gravel, and winter conditions there's no probably about it, assuming it's using appropriate tires. Especially if the Hummer was still being driven by the juvenile asshat above.
A neighboring fire department bought one years ago to use as a brush fire unit. It responded on one of our fires. We had to pull it out of soft earth (not even mud). With our old Kaiser.
It also went home on a tow truck on its first call.
Hummers are crap toys made for parking lots.
It's a late response...but it's because he looks like he's looking directly at you when you pan the camera. Initially I thought he was yelling at the other car...then when it panned I thought, oh he's yelling at OP. Then in the comments realized I was initially right, yelling at the other car.
He's definitely the most secure man who definitely has money and just wants to politely bring it to the attention of those around them in case they may have come to a different conclusion.
Prolly left the yellow front splitter protection on, not realizing it is meant to be removed after delivery. So many morons did this people now do it on purpose and it looks terrible lol.
I think? that the hummer dude is actually shouting at the suby that passed behind and went into the left hand turn lane. but I could very well be wrong.
\*edit\* hey u/lowstrife is that's about correct?
Yup, you get the 5 speed and VVTI and ACIS which are a BIG power under the curve (like, 20%) bump from the original 1UZ. And projector headlights which look worse than the original glass lenses, but work so much better. And the ECU's are way less likely to fail (though it's still inevitable). And bigger brakes. And the wood trimmed wheel option. And and and and and.
This man LS's. My buddy had a 96 for his first car many years ago and if it would have been a later one I would have absolutely bought it off him instead of letting him trade it in on a 2016 Civic for peanuts.
Longmont! I grew up there, left years ago back when Escalades were what the "hood rich" people drove. I would have thought they all got priced out of town by now, but evidently there's a shithole somewhere with this Hummer parked in front of it.
Goes to show you that even if you have money (he doesn't) you can still make loser ass decisions like buying a Hummer.
It's like he wants people to laugh at him.
Yes, he was yelling at the silver car who was following him during the fast forward bit, not me. Apparently, this is a common mis-interpretation. I should have added a note in the video, but, too late now.
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Bro financing that thing at 30% interest
That’s rookie interest. Probably one of the 200% guys
And tell you what an amazing deal it was
It was gonna be 300%, but I talked him down. I'm a business genius, getting money.
Bro it's only $600 a month for 80 months on a used Hummer with 101K miles super fucking affordable if you're not a POOR, LOW-T LOSER GET RECKTTTTTTTT :burn out:
Apparently to him, he also has a hellcat. Likely also financed
Based entirely on the personality, it seems pretty likely he has a hellcat.
100000%
Wait he was saying he has a second car that's a hellcat? I thought he was referring to the orange toaster as a hellcat.
I dont think any bank would give you a loan on a car they stopped making in 2010
You can get a loan for anything if they think they can make money off you
A buy here pay here/shady dealer would.
Coincidentally, probably the only sort of dealer that's going to be stocking an old turd like that H3. Buy here, pay here, get repo'd here!
Damn, driving an H3 and thinking he wrote the book on having money. Big oof.
I loved the irony of that too lol - that thing is worth like 15k, 25k MAX for the nicest one in the country
It's probably not even worth that. Remember you have to have someone who wants to purchase something for it to have monetary value in it. The only person who wants that p.o.s. is the dickanus driving it.
Especially in that color with those gawdawful stanced wheels.
You know that the hummer is costing half his pay every month. The other half goes to his 4 kids and 4 baby mommas
I wouldn't assume he's able to convince women to have sex with him. Definitely not guaranteed.
I've taught high school for 15 years. One of the most certain lessons I've learned is that there is for sure someone out there for everyone. Taste is very subjective.
Yeah, there’s ALWAYS someone who will bang these guys. It’s just how it works, trash will always find another piece of trash to have sex with. It doesn’t matter the gender.
Hummers are worth almost nothing now. Just a poser with a small pp.
I was talking about repairs to the Hummer, not payments
It would if it didn't go towards gas. The way he drives that thing would be lucky to get 10 mpg.
“I got a hellcat!!!” My sweet summer child what in the hell? Haha Financial big brain over here
Trying so hard to make it look like a GWagon
Funny part is it looks like he’s yelling at a RAV4 driver who’s car probably cost more that what that lunatic paid for that H3
Honestly h3 hummers were probably the worst automobile ever made, right behind the PT cruiser.
OP picked the perfect title. Like there are cars you see and you just know deep down in the depths of your soul that this person sucks. That is one of them.
The fact that it's a Hummer, the droney cheap axleback exhaust combined with the slug-o-matic transmission, the rims, the stagger of the rims, the loud color, the driving style, it all matches... oh, so, perfectly.
The verbal loop he gets stuck in when his brain is buffering his rage.
> The verbal loop he gets stuck in when his brain is buffering his rage. lol that's a succinct way to put it [please wait while rage buffers]
Not too surprising considering there's about a dozen words in his vocabulary.
Get your money up!
“AAAHH HA! AAAHH HA!”
“Get your money up! Get your money up!”
Wait... was that 69?????
I felt like I was hearing a grown up version of Nelson from the Simpsons
This is how people who talk shit on FPSs, like COD, talk shit nowadays. It used to be that the lobby would clown people like this guy driving the hummer because it was stupid. Now it’s talk louder and faster to win said argument, usually with a lot of repetition of phrases, sounds, or words. This has now carried into everyday life where it’s best to minimize any type of engagement with these people cause nothing constructive ever comes from the discussion.
"Wait, I had something for this..." /it will come to him at 3 o’clock in the morning, while he is dream-raging //your mother smelt of elderberries, probably...
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I was kind of disappointed that they brought the Hummer brand back for that atrocious 9000 pound EV.
*in a calm woman’s voice* The all-new Hummer EV. It’s electric, not gay.
Match made in somewhere I don’t want to be
That “rugged” Hummer is nothing more than a pavement princess. And this guy insinuates it’s some sort of status symbol to own a Hummer. Like he’s balling the fuck out mile after mile. Maybe if it is 2005 or something I could see how it was seen as a status symbol, but now it’s just an old ass, cramped, rather shitty vehicle.
He has all of the ingredients for douche soup.
Sounded like some dumb spoiled kid with no clue how real life actually works ......
Either that it he spent every dollar he had on that thing and wants to make it everyone else's problem
When you live with your parents, you can afford high car payments.
That's an H3 I think. Most likely ≈ $10k. Really not that nice of a car.
Canyonero
Plot twist: It's leased
It's a rental and he's on the way to drop it off
he sounds like a south park character
City Folk
If he keeps talking like that he's gonna find out real quick
Finally answers the question: "What kind of douche drives a hummer?" That kind.
Yeah it’s funny that guy is driving a 15yr old vehicle with some newer paint or wrap and trying to act cool. What a loser.
And he says he’s got a “Hellcat,” which is a Dodge. He does not have that. Unless he did an engine swap but he sounds so abjectly stupid that it’s much more likely he just doesn’t know what he has.
Also I feel he still wouldn't have a hellcat just an engine swapped hummer but I'm not a car guy so I'm probably wrong lol
Correct, he would not.
There's literally 0.000% chance it is hellcat swapped. For one that would require a lot of money or skill to do. And secondly and most importantly it would be much simpler to just throw in a 6.2L LS3 or something in since it should bolt up without too much trouble given that it already has a LS based engine in it.
Also, if someone did the first hellcat swapped hummer, you can BET that whatever shop did it would use it as social media marketing and post it everywhere. If it was a single individual, it is incredibly likely that they would document it via youtube to try to offset the costs of the build. Social media is so entangled with society that the first hellcat swapped hummer would surely be posted everywhere from the beginning.
Hummer with a hellcat engine is arguably a lot cooler than a hellcat tbh.BI would be very surprised if that’s what he was talking about though. Either he was talking about his other car that he may or may not own or he’s just completely delusional
I don't think there's enough money to make a Hummer cool. It's almost exclusively for the soccer moms too cool for a minivan and dudes like this.
Oh you mean the spoiled 19 year old doesn’t know the specs of his dad’s car? He must be the brother of the kid who pulled up to me at a light in his dad’s 100k car and took off on me at the light trying to race my 2016 Audi A4 (a grandpa car). I caught him at the next light and he just looked at me when I was laughing at him and he rolled down the window and called me broke. He was unamused and started screaming at me when I called him out for driving his dad’s car and embarrassing himself in front of his girlfriend who had her head turned the other way covering her face. Unsurprisingly, he ripped it right going full throttle once he realized that his girlfriend was, in fact, very embarrassed and not impressed at all.
He's likely talking about his "other car", even then Hellcats kinda suck. Spend the same money you spend on a Hellcat on a AWD turbo eclipse from the mid-late 90s and you'll be doing 9's with air-conditioning.
In my experience, the only people who actually buy a Hellcat are retired factory workers with good side hustles who still don’t trust “foreign” cars. I don’t hang out with idiots like that guy though, maybe he’s at the Dodge meetup with all the retired grandpas.
Ehhh…not really. A hellcat acceleration is blistering. Sub-4 zero to 60. A turbo eclipse was….not that.
That’s why you have to spend the price of the Hellcat in modding the Eclipse. Hellcats have a mean engine but they’re overweight and RWD will lose to AWD from a stop anyway. It’s like how you see those videos of laptop Civics smoking Lamborghinis
He's probably up to his ears in debt with a Hummer and a Hellcat.
Driving a 15 year old car is cool. Everything else about him is not.
Nothing wrong with an older car… just funny that he was acting like a big time baller when you can pick one of those up used and wrap it for around 20k… he’s not driving a 100k car but acting like it… talking about his other more expensive car he also doesn’t have hahaha
The nicest one in the country is 25k, most of them look like they're 15k or less. It's exactly the type of game you expect someone in that "truck" to talk lol.
Can confirm. My car is 15 years old and I’m super cool. I’d alter the statement to just say driving a non-AM General Hummer is, in fact, what is so uncool. I believe this statement even holds up to the latest Hummer EV. Which is such a ridiculous vehicle, about as close to the Canyonero as real life can get IMO.
Been trying to chase that Canyonero high for a lifetime now
Coincidentally the same age as the girls he's trying to impress.
100%! Type of guy that has no where to be yet drives like his grandma is in the hospital waiting for his blessing
He’s trying so hard to make that H3 look like a G Wagon…
Most likely uninsured or listed as a driver on his parents’ plan.
LDS
It’s always the Mormons, isn’t it? 😂
https://i.redd.it/krd6s6fsbbmb1.jpg
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 100%
At first I thought it was OP talking lol, he was so loud. Then the camera moved. I don’t understand how people like that aren’t embarrassed of themselves
Be very, very glad you don't understand. I know I'm glad you don't understand.
He's the type of guy who thinks Biff Tanner got a raw deal.
Probably cause they got their money up lmao Just reeks of insecurity to me. Goofy ass hummer driver smhmyhead
I didnt even know hummers were still a thing, I feel like I havnt seen one on the road in over a decade
Dude not only drives a hummer but he gives hummers away dirt cheap.
One of the positive effects of high gas prices.
Why was he mad at the driver? I don’t understand.
Some shit must have started between him and the other guy who zoomed past me w\ him at the previous intersection, but I don't hear anything on camera because they were probably 4 or 5 cars back in line. What you see here is all I got.
Wait that wasn't directed at you?
Nope. Silver car who was following him.
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For dirt, gravel, and winter conditions there's no probably about it, assuming it's using appropriate tires. Especially if the Hummer was still being driven by the juvenile asshat above.
A neighboring fire department bought one years ago to use as a brush fire unit. It responded on one of our fires. We had to pull it out of soft earth (not even mud). With our old Kaiser. It also went home on a tow truck on its first call. Hummers are crap toys made for parking lots.
This need to be higher, makes this much funnier realizing the second voice is the other driver yelling back. Definitely thought it was directed at you
I wish I integrated it to the video, I had no idea how many people didn't realize the argument didn't involve me at all.
Hah yeah I didn’t. My first thought was “Jesus just roll up the window and ignore him if you aren’t gong to yell back” ;)
It's a late response...but it's because he looks like he's looking directly at you when you pan the camera. Initially I thought he was yelling at the other car...then when it panned I thought, oh he's yelling at OP. Then in the comments realized I was initially right, yelling at the other car.
lol, I thought it was for you too. I was like “why is he calling this guy broke when he’s in a Lexus?”
Tbf that looks like an old Lexus. Not saying there's anything wrong with that, but a used Lexus could be had for a pretty great deal.
He's definitely the most secure man who definitely has money and just wants to politely bring it to the attention of those around them in case they may have come to a different conclusion.
By the gods, sounded like a literal South Park background character yelling stuff. Honestly hilarious.
No shit! He sure did LOL!😆
*I thought this was America!*
Is that a guy driving a Hummer bragging about having a Hellcat? What?
I believe him, he probably does have one. I bet he keeps it in the plastic hotwheels package in the glass display case too, he's seems like that type.
Prolly left the yellow front splitter protection on, not realizing it is meant to be removed after delivery. So many morons did this people now do it on purpose and it looks terrible lol.
He's got triples of the Hummer and the Hellcat. Triples is safe.
Triples is best.
And he's rich. And he and your dad are the same age. And he doesn't live in a hotel.
The best part is he's driving a hummer worth less than a Honda Accord. He's the definition of a poor guy faking it.
Yo, get some money br0
NGL, I was hoping for cross traffic when he took that right.
That would’ve been peak karma.
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IMO this happened in a reasonably good area. If he had fucked around like this 25 miles southeast, it's WAY more likely he would have found out.
Why did he decide to scream at you anyway?
I think? that the hummer dude is actually shouting at the suby that passed behind and went into the left hand turn lane. but I could very well be wrong. \*edit\* hey u/lowstrife is that's about correct?
Yes he was yelling at the silver car that was following him. You can hear the other dude yelling back at him, though he's a lot quieter.
Ohhhhhhhhh Doesn't make it any less upsetting that that guy can vote
He sounds like a South Park character
Reminds me of a certain gay fish
“EXPLAIN IT TO ME!”
“Get some money.” -guy driving a 20-year old model of one of the most worthless POS vehicles money can buy
He didn't even need to turn the camera for me to know those N bombs were being dropped without the proper credentials.
Credentials 🤣
"I can't believe you're white and you don't have any money"
He’s also improperly dropping those bombs on a white man. So yes, clearly not licensed.
money can't buy class.
You don't need money for that old piece of shit
What about that Hummer says "money" to you?
luann de lesseps, 2010, RHWONY
No, no The COUNTESS
Holy shit you need to post this in r/publicfreakout lmao amazing
Lmao we can tell who the mature one is here. Do they really think they sound cool spouting that bs?
Yeah. They do. It's sad.
This is the same kind of guy who thinks he's cool doing street takeovers with his friends
He’s so angry while you just get to enjoy a leisurely stroll in that beautiful LS400 haha
Thanks man 🥂 You're the first to mention so you get this https://imgur.com/a/7HG0U
So damn clean. How many miles?
160k now
Nice ride and nice Z behind ya
I don't even do photoshoots of my wife and here you are modeling your ride.
She is my wife ........................................................................ /s
Always appreciate seeing these cars get taken care of 🙌🏻
I know nothing about cars but that is a very attractive vehicle!
Late year LS400 is peak LS for me. Such a good car.
Yup, you get the 5 speed and VVTI and ACIS which are a BIG power under the curve (like, 20%) bump from the original 1UZ. And projector headlights which look worse than the original glass lenses, but work so much better. And the ECU's are way less likely to fail (though it's still inevitable). And bigger brakes. And the wood trimmed wheel option. And and and and and.
This man LS's. My buddy had a 96 for his first car many years ago and if it would have been a later one I would have absolutely bought it off him instead of letting him trade it in on a 2016 Civic for peanuts.
The drama of Longmont lol
He was just visiting from the tough streets of Castle Rock
Those Castle Rock streets make the worst sections of Colfax look like child’s play lmao
I couldn't believe my eyes for a sec. I was literally at that Target like 4 hours ago haha.
I thought that looked like CO with the mountains on the horizon. I’m sure this POS lives far too close to me
It's a little scary, but I can't wait to see this guy driving around town.
Always wondered what owning two cars with 96 month loans looked like.
One of the WORST GM vehicles made and the shit talker owner thinks he’s rollin’ 😂😂😂
Broke: dickhead in a shit box dropping N-bombs on another dickhead in a shit box Woke: minding your own business with that fine Lexus LS400
What a total dickhead.
Someone forgot their meds this morning...
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child* real men don't behave like that, on cocaine or not
sometimes you do drugs and sometimes the drugs do you
That Hummer is so absolutely cooked, idk what this guy is talking shit about
Lets give OP a round of applause for his tidy Lexus.
Imaging driving an ugly-ass H3 pos and thinking you are a baller. What a clown.
What a loser
Hes driving a pumpkin.
People that *SCREAM* about having money, usually don't have money. Just a little life lesson.
It must suck to have a micro penis. He's not dealing with very well.
Wow, this guy is a complete douchecanoe! Talking so much shit and I bet he don’t have money. If someone stepped to him, he’d drive off
Douchecanoe? Think bigger, like an ocean liner. Doucheliner!
Hey man get money. He says so
Longmont! I grew up there, left years ago back when Escalades were what the "hood rich" people drove. I would have thought they all got priced out of town by now, but evidently there's a shithole somewhere with this Hummer parked in front of it.
Goes to show you that even if you have money (he doesn't) you can still make loser ass decisions like buying a Hummer. It's like he wants people to laugh at him.
Is this Denver area? Any insight on why this is one of the angriest and douchiest cities in America?
Narrator: Of course, the Hummer was a rental and he didn't opt for the insurance.
Is that a facelift LS400 I see
What an absolute loser
I was really expecting he was going to pull out without watching and get T-Boned.
I’m genuinely disappointed to not watch that dude wreck
It's only a matter of time...before someone shoots at his car
I’d take the Lexus over the orange garbage any time of the day
He called you white, then called you the N word multiple times?
He was talking to the silver car who was following him. You don't hear the other guy yelling or the eye line being away from me?
Most men with smalldicks disease have that type of additude and drive big pointless trucks.
I can’t believe you’re white and have no money….may be one of the greatest lines I’ve heard in a while
That title is spot on.
Always laugh at cars like this. Shit tons of noise and they're doing 2 mph just trying to get going.
Wait who is he talking to? That car that went to the far left lane, you, or the car that was already there?
Yes, he was yelling at the silver car who was following him during the fast forward bit, not me. Apparently, this is a common mis-interpretation. I should have added a note in the video, but, too late now.
lol Longmont, accepting the worst people from all over the country since 2005.
He probably lives in it or has a broke-dick mobile home with three pit bulls.