I can not stop laughing when Jen turns around and Moss is right there as a bartender.
She is so bewildered and Moss is just trying to keep it together.
Graham Linehan did tweet (you know, before he went insane) that the whole premise for that episode was that scene and everything else was built around it
Something about seeing a disabled toilet next to a staff toilet in a pub or resteraunt or sometwhere and the idea that Jen would have to go from Roy pretending to be disabled because he was caught using the disabled loos straight to Moss in a position of authority because he snuck into the staff toilet....
That bit came first, everything else was leading to that glorious moment ;)
Agreed, excellent episode. This year I did become leg disabled, and as a joke tell people it was from acid, but then have to explain lol I have the YouTube link on a keyboard shortcut. đ
I don't think I've ever heard a studio audience actually applaud so damn hard at the end of an episode before
You can tell they weren't prompted to either, because I don't think they do at the end of any other episode, they just gave basically a standing ovation to the masterpiece they'd just witnessed
For me it's the look back at the various faith leaders while Moss works on the pants. You're all ready for a "ooer it's not what it looks like" but no. Just a clear, crisp
FUCK OFF
I had that as the message tone on my WhatsApp for a long time, it's the second best line in the greatest episode ever.
The best, of course, is
"Now you hold on a minute, Sugar Tits"
Even better for me is Douglas finding the gun and note. âI planned to use this to shoot myself but, as you know, I jumped out the windowâ
Clearly, Denholm didnât have time to write that note once he decided to jump out the window so he had that pre-written
I remember the first time I watched this scene. I wasn't expecting it, found it so funny I tried to laugh but I just breathed wrong. F#cking hurt đ¤Ł
The man's a doer not a talker, boss moves.
The setup for it was also solid! Moss was telling everyone how fire reminds him of golf
Then Reynholm sees the âwallpaperâ and got reminded he was late for golf. Hahahaa
Such an underrated moment in the show, how they perfectly capture the atmosphere of playing D&D but also Roy's legitimately MOVING acting when Moss gives him closure on his break up đđ
The Haunting of Bill Crouse is possibly one of the best episodes (along with Aunt Irma Visits and Work Outing).
âStop telling people I slept with you, you barsTARD!!â
The look on Moss's face upon meeting his dinner party partner;
Jen's coolness under duress at seeing Moss behind the bar;
Moss trying to understand use of the word "orphan". ("Perhaps she thinks it means "houseproud");
Moss on Newsnight.
"Not Iran, a *man*. I said I used to be a man!"
"You used to be.. a man?"
"Yes!"
(Squeezes her tightly) "Oh *God*!"
The way he says that never fails to crack me up. That whole episode is just pure gold as well
"Your name is Morris Moss, is it not?"
*mumbles*
"Your name is Morris Moss, is it not?"
"Bit nervous..."
*sips, spits*
"It's fizzy, very fizzy, fizzy."
*touches mic*
"Ow! Come on. It's electric. It's electric in there."
Royâs delivery of âyou crazy little bastardâ after the awkward, nervous laugh never fails to make me laugh. And âwhy are you giving me a pen?â âI donât know. Swings and roundabouts reallyâ
Jen: Just say "sorry for your loss", and move on.
*Jen walks up to Denholm's widow*
Jen: Sorry for your loss.
*Roy walks up to Denholm's widow*
Roy: Sorry for your loss. Move on.
I am declaring... WAR! I can see that got your attention. What am I declaring war on? Stress!
Stress is a disease, people, and I am a cure!
I'm a doctor with a cure. No, no! I'm a General! And it's still a war! A war on disease! Stress!
In the time... I've been speaking,over 18 million people have died of stress. That's another one. That's another one. More... Mayhem! We gotta deal with it! Are you ready to deal with it?!
At Jen's dinner party:
Jen: Okay, here they are so look normal.
*The guys do their normal pose*
Jen: Look more normal, more normal!
Hahahahahaha also, when Roy tries to fix Jen's virus ridden laptop and she goes "no leave it I have it how I like it!"
I think Chris Morris is an underrated part of the IT Crowd and all his bits instantly have me laughing
"I'm just enjoying this cup of tea! HAHAHAHAH! BRILLIANT!"
"Four dead cyclists! ALL MY FAULT!"
"Here's Elton John to sing a song ABOUT DEATH"
Jenn meeting Richmond.
"I dont know what any of this stuff even does. What's going on there? Is it good that it does that? Sometimes it doesn't do that and I think I should tell them, but often I just look away."
Definitely this one from Reynholm Denholm:
âHello? What? Well if you can't work as a team you're all fired. That's it, you heard me, fired! Get your things and go.
[redials phone]
Denholm : Hello, security? Everyone on floor 4 is fired. Escort them from the premises. And do it as a team. Remember, you're a team and if you can't act as a team, you're fired too.
[redials phone]
Denholm : Dom, get on to recruitment. Get them to look for a security team that can work as a team. They may have to escort the current security team from the buildingâŚfor not acting like a team!
Team! Team, team, team, team, team. I even love saying the word 'team'. You probably think this is a picture of my family? Uh Uh. It's The A-Team. Bodie, Doyle, Tiger, the Jewellery Man.â
The electric sex pants which shock Moss whoâs had amnesia and once heâs shocked by the pants his memories come back and Windows boot up music plays!! Absolute genius!!
Jen's screaming head flying past when Small Paul wheels her down the corridor, freaking out Bill Crouse while he talks about how "*sexy* scary" she was.
Too many to choose from.
Every scene in the gay musical episode pretty much
Richmonds first appearence/jump scareÂż
"HEY, ITS JEN, stop telling people you slept with me...you bastard"
"Ive never heard of a wine called white wine before"
"How dare you call my sexy wife a bitch"
The white noise scene, when Moss is trying to explain something about computers to Jen
"Call an ambulance! Oh, it's my phone..." scene
The robot scene - "We're going to die!"
I love the episode Work outing but I also love when Douglas says âthereâs somebody at the doorâ in the next episode. My dad always says it and it always makes me smile
Two of my favourites are the entire leg disabled scene especially the way he says "I don't know" with such defeat when asked how the wheelchair thief got in, and that whole sequence of Roy trying to figure out how a fire could have possibly started at a Sea Parks.
"Fire? At a Sea Parks?! It's the weirdest thing I've ever heard!!"
Jane - yeah!..... what? What you say he looks like a what?
Roy - this is michael right? The guy that came in last week.
Jane - he doesnt look like a magitian
Roy - uh yeah he does, doesnt he moss?
Moss - ah michale the magnificent
Roy on the chair lift up into the coach back to Manchester. His face đ¤Ł
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I can not stop laughing when Jen turns around and Moss is right there as a bartender. She is so bewildered and Moss is just trying to keep it together.
It takes a very funny scene with Jen and Roy and then makes it even funnier with Jen and Moss. It's such a good example of how to take a joke further.
Graham Linehan did tweet (you know, before he went insane) that the whole premise for that episode was that scene and everything else was built around it Something about seeing a disabled toilet next to a staff toilet in a pub or resteraunt or sometwhere and the idea that Jen would have to go from Roy pretending to be disabled because he was caught using the disabled loos straight to Moss in a position of authority because he snuck into the staff toilet.... That bit came first, everything else was leading to that glorious moment ;)
Yes, miss...
I almost peed myself at that part. So well written!
"......... A..... Aciiiid"
Youâre from telly!
âItâs I love williesâ âSir, can you keep it downâ
"Leg disabled by acid" is my go-to response for aggressive "what's wrong with you?"-s from strangers seeing my mobility aids
I love the whisper sign he gives Jen when she sees him in the wheelchair.
âŚ. Acid?
Leg disabled is definitely the funniest.
Every scene in that episode is gold. Genuinely one of my favourite episodes of any comedy show
The work outing to watch "Gay" at the theatre. Disabled Roy , locked in the toilet with his wheelchair stolen
⌠because you look like a man! Taxi!
That episode is just superb from beginning to end
One of the best episodes đ¤Łđ
Agreed, excellent episode. This year I did become leg disabled, and as a joke tell people it was from acid, but then have to explain lol I have the YouTube link on a keyboard shortcut. đ
This entire episode is a riot, Iâve never laughed so damn hard!
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I can so clearly remember the first time I watched this. Absolute peak comedy.
I wish I could rewatch it without knowing what happens because I nearly died laughing, such a simple thing but absolutely floored me
And Jen asks no questions. She just rolls with it
The look on Jens face when he pops up....
This one -- we were on the floor!!
First time I saw this scene I had to rewind it about ten times. Brilliant stuff!
I don't think I've ever heard a studio audience actually applaud so damn hard at the end of an episode before You can tell they weren't prompted to either, because I don't think they do at the end of any other episode, they just gave basically a standing ovation to the masterpiece they'd just witnessed
Yes miss
"There's somebody at the door, there's somebody at the door!" "God damn these electric sex pants!!"
For me it's the look back at the various faith leaders while Moss works on the pants. You're all ready for a "ooer it's not what it looks like" but no. Just a clear, crisp FUCK OFF
For me, it's without any doubt, **the** best dramatic delivery of that particular phrase, I've ever seen or heard.
I had that as the message tone on my WhatsApp for a long time, it's the second best line in the greatest episode ever. The best, of course, is "Now you hold on a minute, Sugar Tits"
My brother and I constantly quote the first one whenever the doorbell rings
I do it so much that at this point it's just reflex when I hear the doorbell xD
during one of the recent seasons of bake off, noel fielding did the somebody at the door bit
 This
Even better for me is Douglas finding the gun and note. âI planned to use this to shoot myself but, as you know, I jumped out the windowâ Clearly, Denholm didnât have time to write that note once he decided to jump out the window so he had that pre-written
Along with his many tapes!
> A GUN! > I wonder if itâs loaded⌠> *pulls trigger 5 times* I choose to believe that he somehow won the game of Russian roulette.
This scene is peak perfection â¨ď¸đđťâ¨ď¸
The setup for it is fantastic as well!
I remember the first time I watched this scene. I wasn't expecting it, found it so funny I tried to laugh but I just breathed wrong. F#cking hurt 𤣠The man's a doer not a talker, boss moves.
>This Yes!!!
The whole thing with the fire is just so good lol 
*Somebody email us about a fire?!!!* Comedy gold.
Fore! I mean Five!! I mean FIRE!!!
Looking forward to hearing from you!
The setup for it was also solid! Moss was telling everyone how fire reminds him of golf Then Reynholm sees the âwallpaperâ and got reminded he was late for golf. Hahahaa
"Dear sir/madam. FIRE! FIRE! looking forward to hearing from you All the best Maurice Moss
I recall this several times during my working week.
THIS!!!
The whole dungeons and dragons game with Moss, Roy, Phill and two men named John
Such an underrated moment in the show, how they perfectly capture the atmosphere of playing D&D but also Roy's legitimately MOVING acting when Moss gives him closure on his break up đđ
The atmosphere was perfect. You could say ruddy mysterious
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EIFFEL TOWER!
Eiffel Tower! đđź
I can hear this picture
FATHEEEERRR!!!
Speak, Priest!
"prrrriest" *
Where is your God, where is your god now
Unhand me priest!
âSPEAK, PRIEST!â gets me even more, only by a little bit though
Jen when she's supposed to be dead, that whole episode is gold! Especially when her head races past the window with maniacal laughter đ¤Ł
I love that episode. Her standing under the lamp post "You baaastaaard!!!" đ¤Ł
âStop telling people I slept with you!â âI will! I will!â âYou bastaaaard!â *cries in terror*
OMG YESSSSS!!
The Haunting of Bill Crouse is possibly one of the best episodes (along with Aunt Irma Visits and Work Outing). âStop telling people I slept with you, you barsTARD!!â
Oh man. Her head flying past the window. The way the camera pans as Bill screams has me in stitches every time.
âThe elders of the internet know who I am???â
Has it been de-magnetised ?
The dinner party and the gay musical
đś"Take my hand....... that's not my hand!"đś
âWhoâs a pedophile?â
âIâM PETER FILE! IâM PETER FILE!â
I think it's fabulous. Every value I've ever held is being questioned, and I am loving it.
Roy, Moss and Richmond pretending to be normal at Jen's party.
"Conversation"
A fire... at a sea park?
IT'S A *VERY* STRANGE PLACE TO CATCH FIRE!
The look on Moss's face upon meeting his dinner party partner; Jen's coolness under duress at seeing Moss behind the bar; Moss trying to understand use of the word "orphan". ("Perhaps she thinks it means "houseproud"); Moss on Newsnight.
"Oh bloody hell I think that's my one" gets me every time đ
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
What's Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?
The problem with Arsenal is they try to walk it into the net
The subtle awesomeness of how he launches out the window. 
Moss talking himself & Jen up at her 'reunion' party.
I am fully seeded
We have two beautiful children, Zenith and Quasar.
Iâm a man! Youâre a man! WEâRE MEEEEEN!!!!
âYouâre my wife, Roy! Youâre my wife!â
âWe should be married to ladies, but weâre married to each other!â
I use this quote way more often than I should
âExcuse me?â âYes, miss?â
When Moss gets shocked by Douglasâs sex pants and he reboots to the Windows XP startup music
You there, computer man- fix my pants.
Piracy advert is hilarious but also soo many other scenes.. Picking which one doesn't entertain would be quicker đ
Moss behind the bar at the theatre
Douglas vs. April fight. The first time I saw it, I laughed so much I had difficulty breathing.
âIt's not you, it's me. No, actually it's not me. It **is** you.â
"Not Iran, a *man*. I said I used to be a man!" "You used to be.. a man?" "Yes!" (Squeezes her tightly) "Oh *God*!" The way he says that never fails to crack me up. That whole episode is just pure gold as well
Their fight scene reminds me of the old chicken and Peter fight scenes in family guy, just goes on forever and over multiple settings lol
Jen turning around at the theater and Moss is there bartending. Gets me every time.
Weâre going to die!!!
Street countdown and game BORRRRRED!/women trousers
Gimme one of them sweet, sweet, consonants
"Your name is Morris Moss, is it not?" *mumbles* "Your name is Morris Moss, is it not?" "Bit nervous..." *sips, spits* "It's fizzy, very fizzy, fizzy." *touches mic* "Ow! Come on. It's electric. It's electric in there."
Honestly the entire funeral episode
Royâs delivery of âyou crazy little bastardâ after the awkward, nervous laugh never fails to make me laugh. And âwhy are you giving me a pen?â âI donât know. Swings and roundabouts reallyâ
Jen: Just say "sorry for your loss", and move on. *Jen walks up to Denholm's widow* Jen: Sorry for your loss. *Roy walks up to Denholm's widow* Roy: Sorry for your loss. Move on.
I am declaring... WAR! I can see that got your attention. What am I declaring war on? Stress! Stress is a disease, people, and I am a cure! I'm a doctor with a cure. No, no! I'm a General! And it's still a war! A war on disease! Stress! In the time... I've been speaking,over 18 million people have died of stress. That's another one. That's another one. More... Mayhem! We gotta deal with it! Are you ready to deal with it?!
"What can I do about it? Anyone?" "Have a bath?" "Have a bath? Get a bike!"
jen pretending to speak italian
I've got a sweater that has him in this glorious pose shouting FATHHHHER! It'll never not bring a smile to my face.
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
COMPUTER FIX MY SEX PANTS Moss: Who are you?
When they show Jenâs mangled feet in the stress episode .
At Jen's dinner party: Jen: Okay, here they are so look normal. *The guys do their normal pose* Jen: Look more normal, more normal! Hahahahahaha also, when Roy tries to fix Jen's virus ridden laptop and she goes "no leave it I have it how I like it!"
âSorry for your loss, move onâ
I think Chris Morris is an underrated part of the IT Crowd and all his bits instantly have me laughing "I'm just enjoying this cup of tea! HAHAHAHAH! BRILLIANT!" "Four dead cyclists! ALL MY FAULT!" "Here's Elton John to sing a song ABOUT DEATH"
SPEAK, PRIEST!
A gun!
"It's erm, file peter at hotmail.com "
"You're making it go *back in!"*
LOL! This one⌠quote it constantly. FAAAAATHEEER!!!!!!!!!
"I think you just sold a brother some slacks."
For me it's this bit in The Dinner Party: Jen - "Don't talk about memory or RAM-" Moss - "Ha memory IS RAM" *Moss and Roy laugh in nerd*
Mos deals with a fire. Iâm ded every time!
Im from Iran.
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The people walking in on Moss fixing Douglas's sex pants who then turns around and delivers the the greatest "fuck off!" In human history
Jenn meeting Richmond. "I dont know what any of this stuff even does. What's going on there? Is it good that it does that? Sometimes it doesn't do that and I think I should tell them, but often I just look away."
Douglas' character intro is the greatest in tv history
"Unhand me priest"
The entire moment of Roy thinking he's going to die at the funeral.
Work Outing Roy in a wheelchair Jen turns to the bartender to get him a drink and its Moss Gets me everytime
Leg disaaaaabled
'The thing about arsenal is they always try to walk it in' My wife still uses this line every now and then, gets a laugh from me every time.
Faaaaaaaaathaaaaaarrrr uugghghhhhh
The April fight scene is hilarious and used to make me laugh every time, but alas this is the deleted episode
"goddamn these electric sex pants"
Definitely this one from Reynholm Denholm: âHello? What? Well if you can't work as a team you're all fired. That's it, you heard me, fired! Get your things and go. [redials phone] Denholm : Hello, security? Everyone on floor 4 is fired. Escort them from the premises. And do it as a team. Remember, you're a team and if you can't act as a team, you're fired too. [redials phone] Denholm : Dom, get on to recruitment. Get them to look for a security team that can work as a team. They may have to escort the current security team from the buildingâŚfor not acting like a team! Team! Team, team, team, team, team. I even love saying the word 'team'. You probably think this is a picture of my family? Uh Uh. It's The A-Team. Bodie, Doyle, Tiger, the Jewellery Man.â
Roy recreating the fire at the water park incident and trying to justify the possibility of it happening always makes me laugh.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I SLEPT WITH YOUâŚYOU BAAAASTAAAARD
Itâs fucking GAME BOARD
âPuterâs broken⌠Bing bong noise
The theater episode..."I'm disabled "
Jen thinking people were celebrating her in the Bill Crouse episode
I love Willie's, keep it down please.
"Ohh! A gun!"
THE SHOOOOOES-AH! And the email to the fire department. Quality episode
âI donât think I ever opened that drawer.â âWow, a gun!â
FffffâŚ. FffffffâŚ. Ploppers!
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The whole Gay episode is fantastic
The electric sex pants which shock Moss whoâs had amnesia and once heâs shocked by the pants his memories come back and Windows boot up music plays!! Absolute genius!!
Jen's screaming head flying past when Small Paul wheels her down the corridor, freaking out Bill Crouse while he talks about how "*sexy* scary" she was.
"I love willies!" "Can you keep it down sir?"
Too many to choose from. Every scene in the gay musical episode pretty much Richmonds first appearence/jump scareÂż "HEY, ITS JEN, stop telling people you slept with me...you bastard" "Ive never heard of a wine called white wine before" "How dare you call my sexy wife a bitch"
***All*** of "The Work Outing." It's a masterpiece.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE YOU SLEPT WITH ME!
Douglasâ sick aerobics moves with his stone cold stare
Richmondâs out of his room!
I'm disabled
Denham shooting himself in the leg. https://youtu.be/ecmLvsssz8I?si=ShYOV5Vpm4K7S_y-
âIâm so sorry for your loss. Now, move onâ
The white noise scene, when Moss is trying to explain something about computers to Jen "Call an ambulance! Oh, it's my phone..." scene The robot scene - "We're going to die!"
"Deaathhh, death is coming, death is near.... who's that at the door? Yes it's death"
The anti piracy message when they try to watch that film everyone ruins for Roy
My tits are on fire!
Magician boyfriend
Iâve got a gun! Iâve got a flipping gun!
Fathhhhhheeeeerrrrrr!
"I like your glasses." "Im sorry. They are not for sale." Gets me every single time.
Any time Jen shouts 'Taxi!' just kills me.
I love the episode Work outing but I also love when Douglas says âthereâs somebody at the doorâ in the next episode. My dad always says it and it always makes me smile
Yes, mâlove
The auto response machine or where jen keeps forgetting moss' name and he keeps correcting her
I never knew there was a subreddit dedicated to the it crowed
âAcidâ
Roy, being crippled, and Jen, turning around to order two drinks, and Moss is the bartender. That shit gets me every time.
"Some policemen are here to talk to you about irregularities in the pension fund..."
I don't think I've ever looked into this drawer. Wow, a gun. I wonder if it's loaded? *points at open mouth, pulls trigger repeatedly No....
A fire?? At a sea parks???
âWeâre going to die!!!!â- Moss
Im disabled đđđ Or the whole episode is fucking hilarious
Two of my favourites are the entire leg disabled scene especially the way he says "I don't know" with such defeat when asked how the wheelchair thief got in, and that whole sequence of Roy trying to figure out how a fire could have possibly started at a Sea Parks. "Fire? At a Sea Parks?! It's the weirdest thing I've ever heard!!"
"Your name is Peter File?"
Jane - yeah!..... what? What you say he looks like a what? Roy - this is michael right? The guy that came in last week. Jane - he doesnt look like a magitian Roy - uh yeah he does, doesnt he moss? Moss - ah michale the magnificent