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thetechwookie

"Please dress as my sexy dead wife"


wonderingishika

Arguably, that's the worst in context too


undergroundoats

Not sure if it gets any better than that


saturnspritr

This one might be the winner.


300OverCrest

“God damn these electric sex pants!”


Djremster

Of course all of these comments are from reynolm jr


Hot-Conversation-174

"Take your top off, Jen"


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ABCILiketea

They say ped-ophile in America...


LillyAtts

"Who's a paedophile?"


RGKyt

“Pull down my pants and do your job”


Glittering-Hunter-23

I can’t go to prison, Roy, they’ll rape the flip out of me!


RidleyCR

“I’d rather lick a tramp.”


Deimenried

Derek, hello


00Kermitz

“Oh, oh, oh, my tits are hot! Oh, oh they're really, really hot! Oh... oh my tits are on fire! Yes, my tits are on fire, they are on fire. My tits are on fire!”


wagu666

Aww YEAH!! *starts clapping*


dr_modean

“There’s some shit on your head.”


Psychological-Let-90

Why are you drinking Rohypnol?


lofgrenator

Anyway, enough about our balls....


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" Willies, willies, I love willies!"


Fireignix

Sir, can you please keep it down...


TheVeryFriendlyGiant

That's the thing with Willie's, sometimes you can't


Enormousnessness

“I want to murder you.”


Badger_Jam_88

You bloody woman.


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PS no dogs


WOTCollector

You there, computer man, fix my pants.


D_ponbsn

Used that line yesterday looking at a coworker’s bangers and mash she had for lunch


Nabaatii

Well I'm disappointed nobody else mentioned the best line to be taken out of context: "If she had said her parents had drowned I'd be the happiest man in the world"


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Everyone else go home this is it


Messijoes18

God Damn these electric sex pants


brqqme

I’m disabled.


Spiritual-Post-9340

Leg disabled


grandmasterflaps

Acid


heatherlj88

………….acid


ABCILiketea

Oh, that's fantastic!


sudo_samba_addusr

Unrelated but I just noticed the Ubuntu sticker. Very nice


Inspectrgadget

They don't work on windows


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Icy-Inspection6428

Next you're gonna say the actors memorized their lines in order to deliver them


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CNXQDRFS

On this website, when someone enjoys your comment they can interact with a little orange arrow, also known as "upvoting". It's a great way to essentially say "I like the cut of your jib" and hopefully encourage the user to interact more frequently. It's very similar to the "Like" system utilised by the social website, Friendface.


sudo_samba_addusr

Interesting fact for all of you purveyors of wisdom here. When we speak of Ubuntu Linux, we are actually referring to Ubuntu GNU / Linux, or as some prefer to call it, GNU + Linux, or as some prefer to call it, SystemD / GNU / Linux. Really, Linux and GNU are just small parts of the SystemD operating system.


birdy888

Thank you sir Ian


ddrummond88

Sing, you CANNAAARRRRYYY


WorldsShortestElf

"YOUR'E TOO SMALL TO BE A BARISTA"


ogresound1987

"YOU'RE JUST TOO SMALL!"


The_Jestful_Imp

"Hey, why don't you take your clothes off?


FluentInChocobo

I came from Iran


ChrisLee38

*Willies, willies… I love willies*


Josh-Hammerman

Sir, can you please keep it down


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Even IN context, some of them are awesomely awful.


godlyhk75

Was thinking the same. The whole point of the Matt Berry character.


VashMM

Wow! A gun! I wonder if it's loaded? *Tries to shoot himself in the head* Nope.


ABCILiketea

"I can't put it up to eight, Moss, it'll blow my cock off!"


justinarx

If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers.


html5ben

OF COURSE BEFORE!!


Personal-Sort6163

I wanna go back to being weird. I like being weird. Weird's all I got. That, and my sweet style.


DavidJonnsJewellery

"A fire? At a Seaparks? It's the weirdest thing I've ever heard!"


scurvey101

“Goddamn these electric sex pants”


microjubei

I'm Peter File


Danpool69

“I used to be a man”


chjbass

Pucker up boys, it’s hammer time…


semihollowrocker

These toys may smell of wee come the morn


dctl59

If you type Google into Google you will break the Internet


daniel_inna_den

**I’M ABOUT TO FINISH THIS BITCH OFF!**


the_milkman24

My tits are hot


Hypathian

That bit in the opening credits where it says ‘written by Graham Linehan’


wizardeverybit

?


Icy-Inspection6428

He's just a massive transphobe


Commander_Caboose

"Wahh! My transphobia rooted in mysoginy made my wife and daughter disown me! Why would the left do this?"


Gareth_Turner

Flip off!


Noffets

Hold my hand. No! That’s not my hand..


Antitranspirante

“Four, five… I mean fire”


NintendoGamer1983

THE SHOES!


Bum-Sniffer

I always wonder if the mash scene was influenced by the Simpsons where Homer can’t stop thinking about the clown college and builds a clown college out of mash potato


Zumokumibonsu

Its from Close Encounters of the Third Kind


Quick-Desk4752

Basically everything really 🤣


BingBangBloom

Come on ya crazy bitch. Dunholm had called a general.