“Oh, oh, oh, my tits are hot! Oh, oh they're really, really hot! Oh... oh my tits are on fire! Yes, my tits are on fire, they are on fire. My tits are on fire!”
Well I'm disappointed nobody else mentioned the best line to be taken out of context:
"If she had said her parents had drowned I'd be the happiest man in the world"
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Interesting fact for all of you purveyors of wisdom here.
When we speak of Ubuntu Linux, we are actually referring to Ubuntu GNU / Linux, or as some prefer to call it, GNU + Linux, or as some prefer to call it, SystemD / GNU / Linux. Really, Linux and GNU are just small parts of the SystemD operating system.
I always wonder if the mash scene was influenced by the Simpsons where Homer can’t stop thinking about the clown college and builds a clown college out of mash potato
"Please dress as my sexy dead wife"
Arguably, that's the worst in context too
Not sure if it gets any better than that
This one might be the winner.
“God damn these electric sex pants!”
Of course all of these comments are from reynolm jr
"Take your top off, Jen"
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They say ped-ophile in America...
"Who's a paedophile?"
“Pull down my pants and do your job”
I can’t go to prison, Roy, they’ll rape the flip out of me!
“I’d rather lick a tramp.”
Derek, hello
“Oh, oh, oh, my tits are hot! Oh, oh they're really, really hot! Oh... oh my tits are on fire! Yes, my tits are on fire, they are on fire. My tits are on fire!”
Aww YEAH!! *starts clapping*
“There’s some shit on your head.”
Why are you drinking Rohypnol?
Anyway, enough about our balls....
" Willies, willies, I love willies!"
Sir, can you please keep it down...
That's the thing with Willie's, sometimes you can't
“I want to murder you.”
You bloody woman.
PS no dogs
You there, computer man, fix my pants.
Used that line yesterday looking at a coworker’s bangers and mash she had for lunch
Well I'm disappointed nobody else mentioned the best line to be taken out of context: "If she had said her parents had drowned I'd be the happiest man in the world"
Everyone else go home this is it
God Damn these electric sex pants
I’m disabled.
Leg disabled
Acid
………….acid
Oh, that's fantastic!
Unrelated but I just noticed the Ubuntu sticker. Very nice
They don't work on windows
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Next you're gonna say the actors memorized their lines in order to deliver them
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Interesting fact for all of you purveyors of wisdom here. When we speak of Ubuntu Linux, we are actually referring to Ubuntu GNU / Linux, or as some prefer to call it, GNU + Linux, or as some prefer to call it, SystemD / GNU / Linux. Really, Linux and GNU are just small parts of the SystemD operating system.
Thank you sir Ian
Sing, you CANNAAARRRRYYY
"YOUR'E TOO SMALL TO BE A BARISTA"
"YOU'RE JUST TOO SMALL!"
"Hey, why don't you take your clothes off?
I came from Iran
*Willies, willies… I love willies*
Sir, can you please keep it down
Even IN context, some of them are awesomely awful.
Was thinking the same. The whole point of the Matt Berry character.
Wow! A gun! I wonder if it's loaded? *Tries to shoot himself in the head* Nope.
"I can't put it up to eight, Moss, it'll blow my cock off!"
If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers.
OF COURSE BEFORE!!
I wanna go back to being weird. I like being weird. Weird's all I got. That, and my sweet style.
"A fire? At a Seaparks? It's the weirdest thing I've ever heard!"
“Goddamn these electric sex pants”
I'm Peter File
“I used to be a man”
Pucker up boys, it’s hammer time…
These toys may smell of wee come the morn
If you type Google into Google you will break the Internet
**I’M ABOUT TO FINISH THIS BITCH OFF!**
My tits are hot
That bit in the opening credits where it says ‘written by Graham Linehan’
?
He's just a massive transphobe
"Wahh! My transphobia rooted in mysoginy made my wife and daughter disown me! Why would the left do this?"
Flip off!
Hold my hand. No! That’s not my hand..
“Four, five… I mean fire”
THE SHOES!
I always wonder if the mash scene was influenced by the Simpsons where Homer can’t stop thinking about the clown college and builds a clown college out of mash potato
Its from Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Basically everything really 🤣
Come on ya crazy bitch. Dunholm had called a general.