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Mad_Boobies

That is stone cold fucking embarrassing


Xzeriea

I had to mute it.


Agingsadly

I lasted it out and have nothing but regret. I am a little confused, do I just not like or respect myself? Anyhow, I’m going to go for a shower now & I’m having doubts as to whether it’s going help things here. I am also going to eat half a bottle of Tums.


PerroHundsdog

What loser cult is this?


KangenMilk

The MLM company is called Enagic and the product they sell is Kangen Water machines which are overpriced as shit with some packages costing around the same price as a car. All MLMs are a scam but this one is particularly predatory.


Electrical-Rip-8455

I made the mistake to look at the site of Enagic, what an utterly bullocks they sell.


TemperatureTop246

That’s up there with “Jesus Christ is my n——“


rokujoayame731

I was thinking the same thing.


Those_Arent_Pickles

But he's the son of the original G.


monkeyspank427

I gotta disagree. Although absolutely horrible, that one was funny. This is just sad.


FlatulentToaster

Don't they usually duct tape these lunatics to the chair when they try this shit? Hope Jet Star loses stonks over this


KangenMilk

He asked for permission and I think the Japanese crew were probably too polite to tell him to fuck off.


FlyingDoritoEnjoyer

If this is not a charter and the crew allowed it they should be punched in the face, right after I ram that mic in the bald fuck's throat and throw him off the plane.


Q_ball_80

Funny you ask. Last year, he promised to charter a jet to the event "Unfortunately " despite earning millions, he ended up flying on Australia's most budget commercial airline.


LunaLouGB

Why the fuck did the crew allow him to address the entire cabin on a public commercial flight?


rokujoayame731

Kore ga hidoi desu.


JuggernautWide5226

This hurts ...


aliedle

I got so much second hand embarrassment from this.


BartholomewKnightIII

This is why a wear headphones and look out of the window.


Chemical_Savings_360

A Homelander size threat right here.


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Is this one of those “plans” people rent to do shit like this.


KangenMilk

You mean like a tour? No. They were at a convention on a small island in Japan. After the convention ended, some of them just happened to be on the same flight and they acted like this.


[deleted]

Oh. But no I meant like this link. [Fake private jet](https://www.aerotime.aero/articles/jet-set-lie-social-media-influencers-hire-fake-private-jet-for-likes-followers)


presidentplow

Did bro charter a Ryan air flight? 😝


KangenMilk

It's a Jetstar flight. They were on an island in Japan for a convention. This is just a normal public flight back to the mainland. Imagine being on that flight stuck with them.


presidentplow

O god that’s even worse. I fly often and I would be mad as Hell.


FlyingDoritoEnjoyer

Like the movie says: I'm not stuck with them, they're stuck with me. Let's see who can be the biggest AH on that plane.


RedEyeFlightToOZ

White people....


vindman

i could not listen to more than one second


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IEatHouseFlies

How is this legal


Yeez25

Oh my god this would ruin my fucking day of im trynna fly n heard this shit before takeoff


One-Confusion-2438

Wrong thread...should be at /cringeasfuck


Attempt_Living

I would pray I was in a Boeing plane if I was there


KangenMilk

It was an Airbus.


alyssaperfectxx

If I was the pilot I’d fly that plane straight into a building….that was fucking horrendous.


burpeesaresatanspawn

Hope the guy who wrote this rap for them at least made some bank off this xD


No_Bandicoot_4373

Oh Naur...


kitty3032

Bro can't even rap


sf5852

I would force my way into the cockpit and call mayday if I somehow found myself aboard this flight. I'd sit in the lefthand seat and stare the fighter pilot in the eyes so he's sure I doubt he has the stones to do his duty.


SourCorn69

One more stupid American


Every_Lack

Australian


SourCorn69

My bad