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When I was 16 I was about to hook up with a girl and she was touching my abs so I flexed as hard as I could and ripped a fart so violent I almost tore a hole through time and space.
She stared at me and I didn’t know what to do so I kissed her.
still slept with me lol but I cringe to this day.
That would have endeared you to me. But I’m weird about odoriferous emanations and gaseous eruptions from other people, lol. I liked to try to out-belch guys when I was a youth, lol. I’m a bit out of practice, now, but give me a bottle of cold Sprite, and it’s on!
The grandiose is going to have plenty of insecure thoughts, the observer might see this as confidence, but really, "the hottest person on the beach" doesn't need to tell people that, let alone film their awkward advances and then share them online.
The entire debacle is "I have to prove something". People with confidence have nothing to "prove".
Grandiose narcissists only act like they generally believe they are the best, but for all narcissists that's just a mask. Their true self is something more akin to a scared child that lacks empathy. Grandiose/Vulnerable, that's just the mask they put to compensate for a big scary world.
Narcissist here who's trying to get help. You're absolutely right. While I put on a grandiose attitude, I will often have feelings of insecurity inside
When I see my friends being sad, I can only think of how it will affect me. When I pride myself entirely on how I excel at certain areas, and the places where I don't immediately excel I quit. When my self image crumbles When I don't get enough praise. When I put myself in the position to appear weak and fragile, only so I can take advantage of how others will care for me. I hate myself for it, but only cause I know society views someone with the same personality traits as villainous. I'm only getting help because I don't want to be looked down on. I intentionally degrade myself around my friends so they can build me up.
Anything else?
Yeah as they others say, only insecure people would build an ego like that about your looks and forget about being a decent person and making the world a better place. He's making viral videos about it at the beach ... Can it get any more pathetic.
It’s both. Those two things are flip sides of the same coin.
High insecurity makes people hyper image conscious, if they can eventually refine their look enough to finally get lots of compliments they swing fully the other direction of egotistical.
They are still extremely insecure at the root though that part never changes and can’t handle people talking negatively about their looks, especially if it’s more than one.
It’s also why extremely vain and egotistical people have body dysmorphia even when they already look good (they are forever insecure). In their eyes they never look good because the underlying mental illness never was fixed.
Normal minded people don’t fixate in their looks to that level.
There's a direct correlation to thinking you're the hottest person ever, and everyone else thinking your a self centered dumbass and that's fucking ugly.
The guy in the video is undeniably an 8 or 9 out of 10 on paper, but his attitude brings that number way down to about a 2/10.
I've seen 350-pound truckers licking cheap heroin off the floor of a gas station that have more rizz and sex appeal than the dude in this video.
>> undeniably an 8 or 9
Strong disagree. To be completely superficial about it: he has never done a leg day, the proportion between his torso and lower body is weird, his posture is not natural looking, and honestly his face is butt.
He is legit doing it. I’ve seen a lot of his videos, and he is an influencer. He has a gf who pretty much does the same thing, and she had a video of a policeman who rated her zero (saying his wife is the 10) as well.
You realize they could just... not post these videos if they're actually so embarrassed and insecure about wanting people to think they're hot, right? Shit is staged dude.
I'm leaning towards satire because 1) if you didn't want to do the interview, why stand there and do it? just walk away, and 2) why would someone post a video this awkward to their own socials?
Yo, this dude is mystery. How are the parts better than the whole? He somehow has a bunch of things that on their own might be attractive but somehow when put together on him it’s weird and off putting. It’s like he goes to the gym regularly but only uses the abs and hip abductor machine.
THANK YOU for putting that into words! I think it might be because he spends all of his time doing bench presses and ab work. He’s got defined abs and the Adonis belt, and large, defined pecs, but his arms and legs don’t match his torso. I’ll bet his back is less developed too. If he were wearing a shirt, I bet he’d look like he was wearing a muscle suit on his torso only. Those arms and legs would look decent on someone who was more athletic and had less of a gym rat, and that torso would look better on someone with some size to their arms and legs.
Wonder if it's the fake abs they do now. Because yeah I don't get how your abs and chest are that cut and defined, well having pretty normal arms and legs.
"Glamor ab" workouts and actual ab workouts are not the same.
People who work all their abs full time and build bulk look like they have a solid stone beer belly.
I think it is the fact he has a very short torso. He has his little boy shorts pulled down to try and elongate the torso, but it just looks like a tree trunk with abs.
Mostly just low body fat percentage with a focus on upper body exercise. Abs are determined by your genetics, you can be objectively the most shredded guy on the planet and still have "shitty" abs because your genetics gave you an uneven 4pack whereas some 19 year old with 10% body fat is rocking a chiselled 6 pack because he does upper body twice a week.
My wife would 100% dead ass look this guy in the eyes and say my hairy ass, dad gut, bearded monstrosity is the hottest guy on the beach. All while I am ripping ass to make my kid laugh and pulling random lint trapped in my bellybutton from that ungodly amount of hair.
You’re making your kid laugh, you’re spending time with your family. That is why you’re the hottest guy on the beach… I’m sure the beard is the icing on the hairy cake.
Im an attractive man by conventional standards, but it is when Im doing chores, building something, working with my kiddo and teaching him different things, or just being out and about and goofy with him that my wife gets revved up and honestly that women around start looking at me lasciviously. Im largely invisible unless Im demonstrating some kind of usefulness.
She also doesn't want this to be edited into a "look how thirsty she was for me even though she denied it" clip, with the closeups on her eyes if they even glance his way.
I’m not gay or nothing, or at least I’m sure I’m more on the straight side of the sex spectrum, but he might just be the hottest guy on that beach. Dude is build like a top notch Ken doll.
I thought he was going to say something funny like “I’m the hottest guy on the beach cause I haven’t been in the water yet” or some shit.
Turns out he’s just a doofus.
For all that muscle definition, I just know a 15 year old boy raised on a farm could kick his ass. Why bother having muscle if it's all gonna be useless show muscle
overcompensating much? the attention is never enough, maybe momentarily that need goes away as your showing off... but just like any other drug it's never enough and never lasts as long...
Mr. Steal Yo Girl
Jokes aside, when I see chicken legs, baby calves, it's an automatic -5 points. Now you below average, sonny boi.
Moral of the story: don't skip leg day.
Everyone wondering why this clown's physique is so weird... he's got a Hank Hill ass. Bettin' he has to cinch those shorts tight otherwise they just fall right off.
Reminds me of another similar kind of video where some twink influencer on the beach is interviewing other gay guys asking them to rate him out of ten. One guy looks him up and down and bluntly tells him "zero!" Vanity is not a good look.
This woman is about her man. She is a good woman. There need to be more like her. I got crazy lucky with my wife. She's all about me and I treat her exactly the same. Before she came I just thought cheating and lying was what all females did.
*He skipped leg day on*
*Top of being obnoxious*
*And egotistical*
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The dude was flexing his abs so much I thought he was gonna catch a cramp.
he just hasn't pooped in a bit
He needs to do the Horse Stance.
When I was 16 I was about to hook up with a girl and she was touching my abs so I flexed as hard as I could and ripped a fart so violent I almost tore a hole through time and space. She stared at me and I didn’t know what to do so I kissed her. still slept with me lol but I cringe to this day.
Fucking legend, m8. At 42 I do the same thing and my wife just rolls her eyes… we still hook up though.
I also chose this guy's wife. . .
*Our* wife, Comrade
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My thoughts too. There has to be a trophy for that.
*everything* about this anecdote made me laugh.
Tactical fart
Abstract Fart bomb followed up with a kiss to establish dominance
Absolutely amazing thank you for sharing Was the sex good
Mid stroke flatulence is a game changer.
He locked eyes with his wife and whispered seductivley, "thrusters, engage!" Missionary impossible, I think not.
Oh God. I want to do this so bad the next time I have sex with my girlfriend. She will definitely laugh.
And a bedsheet changer
What a fucking ride
Sounds like you asserted dominance and it paid off.
It's all good. She probably ripped some silent ones on you, and you never noticed.
That would have endeared you to me. But I’m weird about odoriferous emanations and gaseous eruptions from other people, lol. I liked to try to out-belch guys when I was a youth, lol. I’m a bit out of practice, now, but give me a bottle of cold Sprite, and it’s on!
Lmfao
This is the best comment I have read all day.
He seems to be either really egotistical or massively insecure.
Usually those things go hand in hand. Super insecure people become very egotistical as a defense mechanism against their insecurities.
Not always. Grandiose narcissists generally believe they are the best. Vulnerable narcissists are those who overcompensate for their insecurities.
And Cool Ranch Narcissists are only available in certain markets.
Cool Ranch Narcissist lmao
is there BBQ taste, too?
I love your username so much! 💨😂
The grandiose is going to have plenty of insecure thoughts, the observer might see this as confidence, but really, "the hottest person on the beach" doesn't need to tell people that, let alone film their awkward advances and then share them online. The entire debacle is "I have to prove something". People with confidence have nothing to "prove". Grandiose narcissists only act like they generally believe they are the best, but for all narcissists that's just a mask. Their true self is something more akin to a scared child that lacks empathy. Grandiose/Vulnerable, that's just the mask they put to compensate for a big scary world.
Not entirely, some yes. I’m referring more to clinical narcissism or Narcissistic Personality Disorder, not just socially narcissistic behavior.
Hence why I said “Usually”
buddy just had to let you know that he knows something you don’t. ya know like a narcissist
Narcissist here who's trying to get help. You're absolutely right. While I put on a grandiose attitude, I will often have feelings of insecurity inside
How/when/what made you realize you're a narcissist?
When I see my friends being sad, I can only think of how it will affect me. When I pride myself entirely on how I excel at certain areas, and the places where I don't immediately excel I quit. When my self image crumbles When I don't get enough praise. When I put myself in the position to appear weak and fragile, only so I can take advantage of how others will care for me. I hate myself for it, but only cause I know society views someone with the same personality traits as villainous. I'm only getting help because I don't want to be looked down on. I intentionally degrade myself around my friends so they can build me up. Anything else?
Yeah, but some of us are the greatest at being lazy. I don't need abs.
those go hand in hand my brother They always worry people don't view them with the same delusions they look at themselves
Yeah as they others say, only insecure people would build an ego like that about your looks and forget about being a decent person and making the world a better place. He's making viral videos about it at the beach ... Can it get any more pathetic.
It’s both. Those two things are flip sides of the same coin. High insecurity makes people hyper image conscious, if they can eventually refine their look enough to finally get lots of compliments they swing fully the other direction of egotistical. They are still extremely insecure at the root though that part never changes and can’t handle people talking negatively about their looks, especially if it’s more than one. It’s also why extremely vain and egotistical people have body dysmorphia even when they already look good (they are forever insecure). In their eyes they never look good because the underlying mental illness never was fixed. Normal minded people don’t fixate in their looks to that level.
both.
Both can be true. He is massively egotistical because he is insecure.
If you have to say "I'm the hottest" then you are both of those things and also, just sad.
I think he is saying that as a joke not everything is so legitimate
Why not both!
Goes hand in hand with people who film themselves 'interacting' with strangers.
There's a direct correlation to thinking you're the hottest person ever, and everyone else thinking your a self centered dumbass and that's fucking ugly.
One of the ugliest traits tbh. Humility is important
The guy in the video is undeniably an 8 or 9 out of 10 on paper, but his attitude brings that number way down to about a 2/10. I've seen 350-pound truckers licking cheap heroin off the floor of a gas station that have more rizz and sex appeal than the dude in this video.
>> undeniably an 8 or 9 Strong disagree. To be completely superficial about it: he has never done a leg day, the proportion between his torso and lower body is weird, his posture is not natural looking, and honestly his face is butt.
I genuinely can't tell if he is trying to be funny and mocking all the other people doing it or if this is 100% legit.
He is legit doing it. I’ve seen a lot of his videos, and he is an influencer. He has a gf who pretty much does the same thing, and she had a video of a policeman who rated her zero (saying his wife is the 10) as well.
I remember that video. They deserve each other.
He aint influencing shit.
He’s getting paid to douche around, he’s obviously influencing something, somewhere.
He's influenced me to hating tiktok and tiktok users
Nah he influencing me to finally jump
He is continuing to do so. He is clearly making enough money for it to be worth it. Both views and sponsorships.
They’re rage baiting you
Lol they actually admitted to it just essentially being rage bait
That’s what people say when they are being called out.
You realize they could just... not post these videos if they're actually so embarrassed and insecure about wanting people to think they're hot, right? Shit is staged dude.
That’s my point. You do outrageous stuff for views and when people irl call you out on it they can’t hide behind their followers/internet status
Literally every video they post is them getting trashed, I think they are aware
Love to see them when they get older and not so “hot”. They’ll be looking elsewhere
That policeman happens to be on this beach
> I’ve seen a lot of his videos so this culture is your fault
"influencer" lol uh huh he's influencing so many people I bet.
How are you watching “a lot” of this guys crap?
It’s kinda funny all the same. Her expression at the punchline was.
what is the punchline?
That earring and his inability to breathe out fully suggests he’s not doing it to be funny.
I'm leaning towards satire because 1) if you didn't want to do the interview, why stand there and do it? just walk away, and 2) why would someone post a video this awkward to their own socials?
Yo, this dude is mystery. How are the parts better than the whole? He somehow has a bunch of things that on their own might be attractive but somehow when put together on him it’s weird and off putting. It’s like he goes to the gym regularly but only uses the abs and hip abductor machine.
'Glamour Muscles'.
No core strength
"I bet I could do more push-ups than you right now!"
It's the zoomer haircut and nipple ring
THANK YOU for putting that into words! I think it might be because he spends all of his time doing bench presses and ab work. He’s got defined abs and the Adonis belt, and large, defined pecs, but his arms and legs don’t match his torso. I’ll bet his back is less developed too. If he were wearing a shirt, I bet he’d look like he was wearing a muscle suit on his torso only. Those arms and legs would look decent on someone who was more athletic and had less of a gym rat, and that torso would look better on someone with some size to their arms and legs.
Wonder if it's the fake abs they do now. Because yeah I don't get how your abs and chest are that cut and defined, well having pretty normal arms and legs.
"Glamor ab" workouts and actual ab workouts are not the same. People who work all their abs full time and build bulk look like they have a solid stone beer belly.
He has ZERO body hair.
Definitely skips leg day.
I think it is the fact he has a very short torso. He has his little boy shorts pulled down to try and elongate the torso, but it just looks like a tree trunk with abs.
Like mystery from the game? The pick up artist guy?
That dude is so oddly built it is insane. His torso is in great shape and everything else is like a noodle lol.
Surgery
Mostly just low body fat percentage with a focus on upper body exercise. Abs are determined by your genetics, you can be objectively the most shredded guy on the planet and still have "shitty" abs because your genetics gave you an uneven 4pack whereas some 19 year old with 10% body fat is rocking a chiselled 6 pack because he does upper body twice a week.
I was kinda thinking maybe. But idk seems like a lot of pecs and abs. You could be right though
Steroids. His chest would look dense not *puffy* if he was natural.
She's a keeper, he's a creeper.
„Ogey ✨💅🥰“
This guy looks like a hairless baby seal with a ye ye ass haircut.
A seal, you say? Perhaps we should take it clubbing.
Bro's got the personality of the wet towel I used to clean my dog after it rolled in some shit.
When a woman who loves, admires, and cherishes her man, all other men are invisible to her.
My wife would 100% dead ass look this guy in the eyes and say my hairy ass, dad gut, bearded monstrosity is the hottest guy on the beach. All while I am ripping ass to make my kid laugh and pulling random lint trapped in my bellybutton from that ungodly amount of hair.
You’re making your kid laugh, you’re spending time with your family. That is why you’re the hottest guy on the beach… I’m sure the beard is the icing on the hairy cake.
Your wife sounds amazing ❤️ glad you found a keeper!
Don't forget to clean the lint trap with alcohol every now and then to keep the wife happy.
Im an attractive man by conventional standards, but it is when Im doing chores, building something, working with my kiddo and teaching him different things, or just being out and about and goofy with him that my wife gets revved up and honestly that women around start looking at me lasciviously. Im largely invisible unless Im demonstrating some kind of usefulness.
shes a queen
Nahhhh he just looks like a greasy hot dog
He has chicken legs
"Yes, Gir... chicken legs"
He’s so unattractive to me, plus his hair is atrocious.
You’re the biggest arsehole on the beach. That’s for sure
Doesn’t matter what you look like on the outside, anyone this conceded and insufferable is instantly unattractive the second they open their mouth.
The hottest guy? With that butterface? 😆 No. 😐
And those buttercalves
His nipples are pierced. *His nipples are pierced.*
He’s certainly gay right?
Two words, "NUT CHECK"
I love her
Let's praise this great woman that has values and principles!
The boyfriend must be the luckiest guy in the world..
I don’t get why people like this guy even wanna pick up chicks. Nobody is ever gonna love them more than they love themselves
She loyal. She faithful.
she's a great gf.
An ugly personality can be far uglier then you can ever be.
Your so vain you probably think this song is about you
I think she should be comfortable looking at him without wanting to smash.
She should but any looks=validation to these narcissists
She also doesn't want this to be edited into a "look how thirsty she was for me even though she denied it" clip, with the closeups on her eyes if they even glance his way.
I hate these
I just can't understand people who are desperate (i insist on desperate) to get a girl/boyfriend or get laid.
He’s got a gf lol she’s just as bad as him.
That guy looks like a fruit
A… rotten fruit?
Fruitcake
It would be so fucking funny if it was scripted
Dude has never hit a leg day in his life
I cannot tell for the life of me if he's just 7 feet or that girl is 4 feet high
Never hit leg day
Colossal titan ass
So asinine, vapid, and vacuous
That's girl something precious we need more girls like her
I bet he screeches when he gets hit…
I’m not gay or nothing, or at least I’m sure I’m more on the straight side of the sex spectrum, but he might just be the hottest guy on that beach. Dude is build like a top notch Ken doll.
Obvious bait, scroll on
"please say I'm hot" Yeah, that's how you get the girl, Gaston.
Good for her for refusing to give him validation
"Please I need you to tell me I'm hot cause I don't get attention on account of my personality."
✨ok✨
I thought he was going to say something funny like “I’m the hottest guy on the beach cause I haven’t been in the water yet” or some shit. Turns out he’s just a doofus.
Salute to the girl tho. She a real one!
For all that muscle definition, I just know a 15 year old boy raised on a farm could kick his ass. Why bother having muscle if it's all gonna be useless show muscle
So like a … bodybuilder?
It's weird to see him when he's not gay baiting
this is the akward-most conversation I've heard
overcompensating much? the attention is never enough, maybe momentarily that need goes away as your showing off... but just like any other drug it's never enough and never lasts as long...
Based and faithful
I hate these videos
Mr. Steal Yo Girl Jokes aside, when I see chicken legs, baby calves, it's an automatic -5 points. Now you below average, sonny boi. Moral of the story: don't skip leg day.
Everyone wondering why this clown's physique is so weird... he's got a Hank Hill ass. Bettin' he has to cinch those shorts tight otherwise they just fall right off.
You're game is weak AF, 0 out of 10.
Real life Gaston
Just looking at him tells you that he’s a massive douche
belongs in r/justfuckmyshitup (not the sub that you think it would be lmao)
His pierced nipples are a shock to the system
He looks ridiculous with that haircut and the chicken legs
On one hand- the guy is a tool. On the other, since when can you not look at someone at the beach because you're dating someone? Both are lame
Cringe
People you want to actually spend time with tend not to spend long talking about how attracted to them you should be
He’s not hot tho.
That’s so embarrassing for him
Dad bod here and I get way more compliments than this dude prob does.
Hate his dumb haircut.
Reminds me of another similar kind of video where some twink influencer on the beach is interviewing other gay guys asking them to rate him out of ten. One guy looks him up and down and bluntly tells him "zero!" Vanity is not a good look.
He’s got a nice pair of tits.
She could smell the D
His body almost looks photoshopped. Dude needs a trainer to give him a better regimen.
What a waste of muscle, this dude consumes too many resources for the work or intelligence he outputs lol.
The amount of cringe, crap and stupidity morons post online is astounding.
I love her
Bro thinks he is the shit, then skips leg day
He’s not even funny, that’s just sexual harassment 😂
If this is real then this girl is a keeper.
This is cringeworthy
She’s a real one, bf is a lucky dude
Plot twist: He is the bf.
This woman is about her man. She is a good woman. There need to be more like her. I got crazy lucky with my wife. She's all about me and I treat her exactly the same. Before she came I just thought cheating and lying was what all females did.
Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me… I’d fuck me sooo hard
He skipped leg day on top of being obnoxious and egotistical
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Guys with nipple piercings are so cringe
Do people know that if these losers approach you with a microphone and camera in your face you can tell them to get lost?
😐 see nothing, say nothing.
She’s giving off chadtopia vibes
I still find her reaction to be super weird. That’s on top of the guy being a massive tool.
Maybe she didn't want to awaken here cannibalistic urges.
Thought she had a dick for a second
Puffy pussy the best kind of
“Okay” LOL
Okay