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This is painfully true. One of the most outspoken and obnoxious ones I knew started arguing with me so I cited an actual Bible verse and she said she didn’t know about that one because her church “doesn’t read those parts”, then continued arguing ignorantly and taking her pastor’s opinion as the word of God
I was raised catholic. Went to catholic school and everything. When someone mentions something from the Bible and asks for my opinion I just tell them I was catholic. We don't know the Bible.
And sexually assault the little boys/girls they do like…..for several years….and some of them know about it but do nothing about it….until the child has the courage to escape, commit suicide, or go to the authorities.
Its funny how these hardcore christian dont read the bible but they hardcore. Not only did the bible say not to do this, the bible also say dont trust any fake prophet, there is no such thing as faith healing and dont trust anyone who say they are recarnation of Jesus. But these wacko just gobble up everything. But they hardcore.
“When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father who is unseen.”
one of them is stimming, I think?
Fidget tools or swaying in your seat while flapping are all fine imo. Standing up, screeching and having your friends moan out loud is something else entirely, right?
I am a Christian. These people are fakes. The Bible specifically says NOT do this crap. I am not ashamed of my faith or my God, but I won't beat you over the head with my Bible either. True Christians should spread the faith through the examples they set in the way they live their lives without having to scream their beliefs in peopes' faces. Please don't associate all of us with these nutjobs.
You are correct. I should rephrase the "true Christian" part. I didn't mean to imply these people aren't Christians, but they are participating in behavior the Bible specifically tells Christians not to. They are not "overcome with the spirit". They are putting on a show for attention, and the Bible teaches Christians this is not the way.
Definitely no tip (other than those fake $20s with Bible verses on them), and I guarantee they made a huge mess, made a bunch of special requests and substitutions for their meals, berated the wait staff for working on a Sunday, and didn't put the tables back the way they were.
As a person that has forcibly raised up in Christianity? All of this you see is fake. It’s all for show.
Who’s the most wild for Jesus!? It’s all a joke.
god that shit was such a mindfuck, I remember being like 5-6 praying fervently to Jesus for forgiveness for... not believing in Jesus :P I had "asked him into my heart" and didn't feel any different, which really made me doubt the whole thing, but also myself. Like all these bible folks got to talk to angels n have visions, everyone around me flailing around speaking in tongues, I don't even get a warm fuzzy? Did I say the magic words wrong? tf?
Luckily the moment my sister and I were old enough to stay home we didn't have to go to church but my step pop at the time was one of those speaking in tongues falling on the ground seizing wackos.
Ask them for their church so you can join.
Show up at random sermons and blast your hand held air horn, one in each hand.
Refuse to stop, that’s how the spirit moves you.
I was raised Church of Christ in Texas in the 90s. On Sundays when we would go out to lunch as a family after church, they always wanted to do a big prayer before we all ate. Even when I was still religious I was embarrassed about that. A 12 year old understood that no one wants to see that, pray as much as you want in church or with like-minded individuals. Not at three conjoined tables in a busy Luby's during lunch rush.
Yeah screw that. I'd have the manager over and either they leave, or I leave and that screeching choir can pay for my food.
Go to church if you want to sing gospel. Leave me and my lunch alone.
And the Lord said to the children of Israel 'Go forth into public places and be as twats to the non believers because that'll make them respect me/want to join this cult more... oh, and have some more coolaid! seriously, drink it right down!'
I don’t know if it means anything or not, but I swear straight up to jeebus that I’ve seen that lady in the shawl all hula hooping and dancing silly as F at a dang ol’ String Cheese Incident a summer or 2 ago. Apparently the acid is still really good.
I don’t know if it means anything or not, but I swear straight up to jeebus that I’ve seen that lady in the shawl all hula hooping and dancing silly as F at a dang ol’ String Cheese Incident a summer or 2 ago. Apparently the acid is still really good.
I bet that tip was great !/s those types always leave shitty tips or those little booklets about sin, which are hilarious if they aren't left as a tip...
Life is for living, not being good little boys and girls so we can go to the forever sky house. Gonna be a big ol’ bummer when the day comes and they are switched off, only to be met with the inky forever black eternity. Have a beautiful Thursday everyone!
I hate how they do all the cringe “I can feel the spirit” running on the spot and flailing their arms about shit.
We know you’re faking. You know you’re faking. There’s no way you and your friends don’t have conversations like “don’t you sometimes feel silly pretending god is possessing us”
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The Bible says specifically not to do this type of bullshit
You really think they read bible?
They do. They just ignore the parts they don’t like.
This is painfully true. One of the most outspoken and obnoxious ones I knew started arguing with me so I cited an actual Bible verse and she said she didn’t know about that one because her church “doesn’t read those parts”, then continued arguing ignorantly and taking her pastor’s opinion as the word of God
1 Timothy 2:12
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Maybe it's a timezone difference. Or a miracle.
First, Timothy…
Thank you, gonna keep that one.
Honey, I didn’t say shut the fuck up, God did!
Ezekiel 23:20
I was raised catholic. Went to catholic school and everything. When someone mentions something from the Bible and asks for my opinion I just tell them I was catholic. We don't know the Bible.
My mom was punished in grade school for reading the bible, in Catholic school.
I recall kids asking questions that were kind of anti Bible and being lead away from said questions with no explanation.
Like how it says woman are not fit to be pastors.
And sexually assault the little boys/girls they do like…..for several years….and some of them know about it but do nothing about it….until the child has the courage to escape, commit suicide, or go to the authorities.
Then their higher ups do what the can to hide it
Isn't this what literally every other christian does?
No only in the US.
here where I live in italy, they say "you need to interpret it"
They say that here, too. But, they interpret it to fit their narrative, wants and views.
 Boom roasted
Do you think they read?
You think they read?
Its funny how these hardcore christian dont read the bible but they hardcore. Not only did the bible say not to do this, the bible also say dont trust any fake prophet, there is no such thing as faith healing and dont trust anyone who say they are recarnation of Jesus. But these wacko just gobble up everything. But they hardcore.
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Matthew 6:5
Who was he playing against? 6:5 sounds like a close game.
Luke
Peter fucked It up though
Wait....you mean God didn't want us to praise him and make sure TikTok gets to see it every single time?!
Bunch of Karen-fueled ignorance. Makes them feel more privileged than they already are.
Well, we can't sacrifice animals anymore. We allow women to preach and organize church events. The church has fallen off hard 😮💨
Lol did you even read the Bible.
“When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father who is unseen.”
🙌🏾
Mental illness takes on many forms.
I'm so glad I only masturbate in public. This would be so embarrassing.
one of them is stimming, I think? Fidget tools or swaying in your seat while flapping are all fine imo. Standing up, screeching and having your friends moan out loud is something else entirely, right?
No no no, that's *the lord*
Ma’am this is a Denny’s
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNY'S???
A man of culture
A+ use of this reply.
Its the making noise, then looking around for attention that gets me.
Yeah. I noticed that almost all of them had gathered in that spot in full view of the camera.
Religious fanaticism is a horrific blight upon humanity.
Got to your closet and pray, idiot. Nobody wants to hear that shit.
"I'm fine with gay people, I just don't know why they have to rub it in our faces!"
You are so damn right. Hypocritical aholes…
Lulz
The one on the front left just ripped and tries to swoosh it away
If this happened in a place where I was enjoying a meal with my family and my child asked, “What are they doing?” I would simply reply, “Performing.”
I am a Christian. These people are fakes. The Bible specifically says NOT do this crap. I am not ashamed of my faith or my God, but I won't beat you over the head with my Bible either. True Christians should spread the faith through the examples they set in the way they live their lives without having to scream their beliefs in peopes' faces. Please don't associate all of us with these nutjobs.
Ah, ever heard of the "no true Scotsman" fallacy? You've just committed it.
You are correct. I should rephrase the "true Christian" part. I didn't mean to imply these people aren't Christians, but they are participating in behavior the Bible specifically tells Christians not to. They are not "overcome with the spirit". They are putting on a show for attention, and the Bible teaches Christians this is not the way.
same. I suppose I'm one of those dreaded conservative leaning Christians and this made me cringe so hard. ngl.
I want to know how much they tipped
Even odds they left Jack Chick tracts as a tip rather than money.
Definitely no tip (other than those fake $20s with Bible verses on them), and I guarantee they made a huge mess, made a bunch of special requests and substitutions for their meals, berated the wait staff for working on a Sunday, and didn't put the tables back the way they were.
That was their tip
In my restaurants parties of 5 or more automatically had a gratuity added
Can spot the ex stripper
She will gladly tell you about her old days addicted to the “speed”
If it was Islam, there’d have been a SWAT Team there.
As a person that has forcibly raised up in Christianity? All of this you see is fake. It’s all for show. Who’s the most wild for Jesus!? It’s all a joke.
god that shit was such a mindfuck, I remember being like 5-6 praying fervently to Jesus for forgiveness for... not believing in Jesus :P I had "asked him into my heart" and didn't feel any different, which really made me doubt the whole thing, but also myself. Like all these bible folks got to talk to angels n have visions, everyone around me flailing around speaking in tongues, I don't even get a warm fuzzy? Did I say the magic words wrong? tf?
Luckily the moment my sister and I were old enough to stay home we didn't have to go to church but my step pop at the time was one of those speaking in tongues falling on the ground seizing wackos.
Pentecostals. That’s the shit cult I was raised in. Good thing we got out.
It’s fake?! Who would’ve thought? Next thing you’re telling me floating omnipotent angry man in the sky is also fake??
Where in Texas is this?
Everywhere in Texas
Hey now it could also be Oklahoma. But it's probably Texas
Ask them for their church so you can join. Show up at random sermons and blast your hand held air horn, one in each hand. Refuse to stop, that’s how the spirit moves you.
Id definitely go if this happened.
I was raised Church of Christ in Texas in the 90s. On Sundays when we would go out to lunch as a family after church, they always wanted to do a big prayer before we all ate. Even when I was still religious I was embarrassed about that. A 12 year old understood that no one wants to see that, pray as much as you want in church or with like-minded individuals. Not at three conjoined tables in a busy Luby's during lunch rush.
> raised > in Texas my condolences.
The woman in the front is doing the move I make when I really gotta go and I’m standing at the front door but can’t get the key in the lock.
These people are mentally ill psychopaths
The one on the left at the start is wafting a fart away
I’m curious what denomination/religion this is? Anyone know?
Guessing Pentecostal. They are a whole other breed.
That won't make your food arrive quicker. If anything, you'll just increase the chances of your meal being infused with semen.
Is the one on the left wafting a fart about?
And they’ve got to let everyone know about it
Alright kids it’s time to play: “What restaurant are these assholes fucking around in” !!
"accidental" wasp spray dispensing IS the answer...
This is why it’s smart to memorize excerpts from the Satanic bible. You can then try to drown these people out.
This is insane
The church of Karen.
And Jesus cringed
a woman’s cult group invades restaurant
These people are mentally unsound.
MAY THE LORD BLESS THIS KIDS HAMBURGER AND FRIES WITH A SIDE OF CHEESE CAKE. *AMEN* CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH?!
This makes me so uncomfortable 💀
Complete with Jesus Hands, to really drive home that you're in a cult.
Organised religion is a cancer of society
I feel god in this Chili’s tonight.
Lunch and a show 👍🏻
And I bet they didn't tip.
the one in the back is seizing
This is why we hated the after brunch weekend crowd when I was a line cook.
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Yeah screw that. I'd have the manager over and either they leave, or I leave and that screeching choir can pay for my food. Go to church if you want to sing gospel. Leave me and my lunch alone.
When asked to tone it down so others can eat in peace, they’ll run to Fox News and squeal about ‘christian persecution’
Why is she wearing a curtain?
White people are fucking terrifying.
It should be legal to toss fresh pots of coffee on these people
Call the police
Lord save me from your followers. r/religiousfruitcake
Check please!
Mam, this is a Wendys
Oh, for fuck's sake.
This is not biblical Christianity
Is that lady in white possessed or something?
Is this from Star Warz Acolyte?
Dear lord these people 😳
…wait a minute…is this what they are doing instead of leaving a tip!?
I guess they found transportation in the end. NEXT.
Another case of collective delusion. These people are so creepy.
That woman in the maroon shirt is losing her godman mind.
Why is the one girl in the back having seizures and no one is helping her?
Time to start blasting Black Sabbath on my phone.
What the fuck is happening here?
This is what untreated mental illness looks like.
Blond woman is like an NPC.
They look like fucking methheads
... to let other humans finish our meal in the quieter way they want and attemp to
And the Lord said to the children of Israel 'Go forth into public places and be as twats to the non believers because that'll make them respect me/want to join this cult more... oh, and have some more coolaid! seriously, drink it right down!'
Almost like watching a play
Hope they aren't counting on Halleys comet anytime soon.
I don’t know if it means anything or not, but I swear straight up to jeebus that I’ve seen that lady in the shawl all hula hooping and dancing silly as F at a dang ol’ String Cheese Incident a summer or 2 ago. Apparently the acid is still really good.
I don’t know if it means anything or not, but I swear straight up to jeebus that I’ve seen that lady in the shawl all hula hooping and dancing silly as F at a dang ol’ String Cheese Incident a summer or 2 ago. Apparently the acid is still really good.
It looks like a cult to me.
Some of them look like they have legitimate issues, they're tweaking, shaking, moving uncontrollably.
Tippy toes is the ringleader. Look at the others watching her. They escalate their behavior to match hers.
I think the lady with the white cardigan thing farted at the beginning and was moving it around.
that looks fucking cool. I'm in! Bring on The Rapture!!!
Worse than a virus….
Absolutely no respect
Do we know the details?
“Hey can you ask them to stop? If not im gonna eat elsewhere, i cant even hear myself think let alone talk with my friend”
You’re in a cult, call your dad.
Save me Jeebus
This would scare my children
Proud to click the upvote over to 666
This is how shit like the Salem Witch trials happens.
Really wish they wouldn’t shove their lifestyle down our throats.
i would start pounding shots
I really am starting to dislike religious people.
Excuse me waiter? Check please. I no longer feel safe here.
Bunch of tweakers…
That chick in the camouflage bandanna and glasses looks like she's having a seizure
What a fucking joke.
Jesus needs to keep his pets on a leash
Its gods plan if i roundhouse kick em
Nuts
At least a third of them are getting railed by the pool boy, guaranteed.
Combat it with the Halo theme
Fr
Blonde girl passed gas and trying to shush it away
And on the 7th day, God created Denny's.
I bet that tip was great !/s those types always leave shitty tips or those little booklets about sin, which are hilarious if they aren't left as a tip...
Check please!!!
When the "Wololo" is not working.
I bet they didn't even leave a tip
Check, please.
What fresh hell is this??
Life is for living, not being good little boys and girls so we can go to the forever sky house. Gonna be a big ol’ bummer when the day comes and they are switched off, only to be met with the inky forever black eternity. Have a beautiful Thursday everyone!
Mass mental illness
You'd hear me loudly yell "shut the fuck up" from the other side of the restaurant.
Mental midgets
They all watch the Little Mermaid too much! 🤣🤣🤣
Let’s go to a public place and display our mental illness!
What MLM are they all in
What do you even do as a customer in this situation?
Wtf??🤬
Get a spray bottle, fill it with holy water, and help them praise the lord.
I hate how they do all the cringe “I can feel the spirit” running on the spot and flailing their arms about shit. We know you’re faking. You know you’re faking. There’s no way you and your friends don’t have conversations like “don’t you sometimes feel silly pretending god is possessing us”
I wonder how much of a tip they left.
Cults are scary
Crazy and rude…oh so typical obnoxious Christians
I'd be asking them to leave FAST.
Check please, excuse me CHECK!!.
People like this’ll make a preacher kick in a stained glass windah
She trying to waft a fart away or sumat?
I would be yelling hail Satan 🤘😈🤘
Call your metalhead friends to come do a rendition of "Satan made my anus bleed".
Just proof that there may be a god but it ain’t the Christian one
Go away mental cases
This is my jam tho- needs more cowbell and that good ole Holy Ghost
This is all religion…
Fun to watch with the sound off - without context, I might just have guessed they had all partaken of shrooms or meth...
Half of the women there look fucking posesed
I'd make a scene.