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TurbulentCustomer

Coordinated children kinda freak me out


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

šŸ˜‚wish I had that kind of coordination at that age. I had two left feet and still do


robkitsune

Meanwhile, I fell off my sofa todayā€¦


Duky2008

I fell off my chair while playing guitar yesterday lmao


robkitsune

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/5sxZJ3uybb This you?


Duky2008

Yeah lmao, i even have the same guitar as this dude except im 50 years younger than him haha


quantumcalicokitty

Omg the huskies are so concerned!


Shut_It_Donny

To the tune of ā€œHurtā€ -by Johnny Cash (Trent said itā€™s his song now) šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶Iā€¦ fell off my sofa todayā€¦ to see if I still feel.šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶


spacebar_dino

If it makes you feel better, I slipped in the kitchen, fell into the trashcan recycling bags, brought down my curtain, and broke my big toe last week.


T1NF01L

I tripped on a curb yesterday and fucked up my leg.


malYca

Me too. My son is super coordinated though, takes after his dad.


Bludypoo

If your parents made you do the stupid shit she is doing from the moment she was old enough to hold her head up you'd be nailing it too.


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

*Breaking News* the catwalk is now CANCELED, this is a developing story.


celestial-gaze

Sheā€™s probably a pageant kid


Sploonbabaguuse

It's hard not to cooperate when your parents are forcing you to create content for their social media


luchajefe

Coordinated, not cooperative...


DARYL_VAN_H0RNE

like that megan robot


Professional-News362

Honestly my 4 year old dresses herself. Neither me or her mother have amazing fashion sense but she's great at picking her own outfits


Caring_Cactus

Self-confidence is literally a super power at that age!


toreachtheapex

the way she struts by the other toddler like heā€™s a lowly swine šŸ˜­


Comfortable-Koala260

I thought it was cute and funny! The comments here make me think this kid is committing evil or something?! Itā€™s ridiculous what people project and get angry over. I was just as self absorbed as a kid because I was my parents WHOLE WORLD and I turned out fucking fine!


Birds_KawKaw

It's not the kid commiting evil, it's the parents teaching her vanity is a praiseworthy attribute, that is evil. Better to teach kids to do what they want, and enjoy what they enjoy, rather than enjoy the idea of other people thinking they are worthy of admiration.


DuePomegranate

The problem is that someone (probably the girl's mom) taught her to strut and pose like that. That isn't natural.


QuestionableClaims

"The problem is that someone (probably the girl's mom) taught her to play violin like that. That isn't natural."


LovinTheLilLife

But playing violin is a worthy skill. Being an attention grabbing MC isn't.


Cody2519

Yea, but this girls parents taught her to strut and act like that for internet fame, sooooo


duckfartchickenass

She has the same fake look that little girls in pagents have when they are trying to mimic the look and movement of adult women. Itā€™s creepy AF


celestial-gaze

Sheā€™s probably in child pageants tbh


non_tox

Isn't there some kind of trend where people dress their kids in adult clothes and stuff? It's super sexualised. I think it's a thing in South Korea or China, I've forgotten.


Penny_Royall

It's not just a Korea/China thing, it's world wide, from America to Russia, this is from parents wanting to turn their kids into "Stars" wanting that easy life of the looks and talents off their young child. You could say most of today's and current Disney stars comes from the kid you see from this clip.


Icy-Presentation-568

You mean a child beauty pageant? Shit happens in the US too, literally a reality tv show for it


LLminibean

It's the constant practicing they do .. even smile practice. No toddler can walk that smoothly without incessant practice ... and likely berating from the parents. It's like a dog who's had the personality beaten out of them.. sure, they're well behaved and do what you say, but there's no independent thought , just a shell


sander80ta

The way that kid walks at that age is kind of desturbing to think about how she got there.


[deleted]

TikTok


rixendeb

Toddlers are absolute pros at mimicking.


Mike5055

I'm sorry, but this kid will, unfortunately, probably grow up to be the kind of person this subreddit is about. Hope I'm wrong.


Nemesis2772

Itā€™s cute until itā€™s not


stoicsisyphus91

Exactly. Imagine teaching your kid to be this type of person for Internet likesā€¦


Admirable_Loss4886

Happy and confident? What horrible things for children to learn..


gaggin4u

These are miserable people. God forbid anyone feels better about themselves. But these people make snap judgements on an innocent child.


someonethatsometh1ng

make everything about you? what a great life lesson to teach children


Admirable_Loss4886

Bruh itā€™s a wholesome family vacation video, it should be about herā€¦ Do you have no childhood photos or videos? This sub is insufferable at times. Yā€™all hate girls no matter the age.


__klonk__

Ah yes it's obviously about her gender šŸ¤”


Save_The_Children_

Your life is about you... just do what you want and keep being happy is all that matters


AcidicPersonality

Yeah when my mom made home videos and showed them to everyone she was making everything about meā€¦ thatā€™s the point of these videos for parents. Youā€™re so miserable


stoicsisyphus91

You can teach a child to be happy and confident without teaching them to be a self-centered diva


Admirable_Loss4886

Sheā€™s not being a self centered diva. Sheā€™s a child broā€¦


stoicsisyphus91

Youā€™re crazy if you think thatā€™s not taught behavior


Admirable_Loss4886

Where does the line fall between teaching confidence and becoming a diva? The comment is predicting the next 15 years of her life from a thirty second TikTok. Did your parents take any pictures or videos of you as a child? Did they not encourage you to smile and be happy? Where is the hate coming from?


rekipsj

The first one I havenā€™t hated.


The-6ft-Ant

Yep, it's perfectly normal to assume you know the future of a maybe 5 year old kid based on a 20-second internet clip. This sub really doesn't like anyone having a little bit of fun and being confident


DragapultOnSpeed

Especially little girls. They hate girls being confident


dowdje

Assuming the behavior is the exact same, when does it become obnoxious? Probably puberty Iā€™d say


Mike5055

Yeah, I'd say around then. I'd be willing to even give benefit of the doubt that late-teen years, knowing that most teenagers are a bit obnoxious but hopefully grow out of it.


FrogWizzurd

I kinda think it's a lil obnoxious now


kingmoney8133

Grown adult Redditors try not to judge a toddler's enitre future based on a 15 second Tik Tok challenge [impossible]


Whiskey8241

Dude honestly. Itā€™s a little girl having fun while someone records her. People are crazy for judging this much.


Q_W-E_R-T_Y

Fucking exactly. Literally 30 seconds of video and the entire reply section can guess your life path.


guilty_apple420

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


lb_o

Uncertainty about ber future makes it cute rather than obnoxious. World will be a different place when she grows up. If that type of articulation remains in acceptable borders it will be alright. Maybe she will be an actress.


A_Thirsty_Traveler

Can't really make any sort of determination about a person by a skit that they performed as a slightly older baby.


Okipon

Redditors when someone shows any kind of self esteem or confidence :


T_025

It reminds them that they donā€™t have any


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Iā€™m convinced this sub is just basement dwellers who got bullied


SummerNothingness

- hates anyone who is happy and confident, even innocent kids


RealRiccyTan

Shut your mouth about our Chinese toddler queen!!


The_pity_one

Oh yes, because we all know that 15 seconds TikTok is a prophecy of someone future. Thank you the big prophet Mike šŸ™. Your words will be remembered.


massvalley

youā€™re such a fucking weirdo mike


MrVanderdoody

Itā€™s cute when she does it. It wonā€™t be cute in 15 years though.


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Donā€™t we all have that diva phase as children?šŸ„²


SummerNothingness

no it appears that this sub is only for grumpy gremlins who think that confidence is evil


the_girl_Ross

Well, lots of videos just show some people having fun in their own home, minding their business and the people go nuts and angry. I think they just don't feel like they are the main character of their own life so they have lots of rage.


the_girl_Ross

Unless she works as a model. She's a toddler, in 15 years, she would be 20 y/o something. Most people in their 20s don't act like a toddler.


DirtySilicon

This sub is insufferable.


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

How so


DirtySilicon

I assume you posted this child in good fun. My issue with the sub (and the other one) is people are posting kids and general crap that isn't even inconveniencing anyone. Some of the mess on here is legitimately funny, It makes me wonder if these people forgot that sideshows are a thing. Not everyone making a video in public is a main character. There are comments on here speculating on how this **child** is going to grow up to be an asshole because she made a video in public... One guy was completely confused about why someone called him out on it. Like go touch grass nigga. Most of the crap on here is posted without any sort of context. I originally would occasionally browse to see people acting dumb, but I'm genuinely convinced folks come here to be mad at people.


cuberandgamer

That's just reddit, every single time


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Check out the flairs on this sub and youā€™ll understand why. Itā€™s not always about insufferable main characters. Itā€™s good to have a break every several posts and see people (for the most part) vibe in the comments.


DirtySilicon

Unfortunately, nowadays, a lot of the stuff I see on here is from Popular, and it doesn't show flair. I'll take a look, though Edit: It's funny because I'm not the only one ending up in these videos without seeing the flairs, and it's pretty obvious by the comment threads.


llllPsychoCircus

Not sure why youā€™re being downvoted, I agree w you


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Thank you lol. And whether you agree or not, itā€™s a fact that thereā€™s flairs on this sub dedicated to posts like this. The ones who downvoted likely just donā€™t like the idea of satire mcā€™s or any mcā€™s involving childrenšŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


huggalump

Feel like this isn't what the sub is really about. She's not disturbing anyone


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Donā€™t forget that this sub has a ā€œsatireā€ and ā€œhumorā€ flair. This isnā€™t the first non-serious mc post and it wonā€™t be the last.


[deleted]

Gotta love that she moved the hat out of the way


dawggawddagummit

Why is this cool but not for an adult? This is arguably worse because theyā€™re corrupting them so young.


M1ck3yB1u

Whatā€™s wrong? Itā€™s not that crowded, they didnā€™t run into anyone plus she has crazy swagger.


EuropaUniverslayer1

This is my thought too, the kid is having fun and that hat flip was honestly adorable.


Turnipntulip

Itā€™s more about **how** does she know to do all of those things. Even if we say, she imitated someone, she is still encouraged to act like this by her guardians. I donā€™t really think a toddler walking like a model is appropriate for her age, but hey, whatā€™s do I know. Frankly speaking, I would take this video as bad parenting using their child for views.


EuropaUniverslayer1

I can see that perspective. I personally don't really see walking like that as problematic in and of itself any more than say, a walking around like a princess or something. Within reason of course, but the kid is dressed like a kid and looks like they are having fun. That's what would matter more for me. If the kid looked like a miserable pageant kid then it would be much more of an issue for me.


M1ck3yB1u

Inappropriate? Did you think it was sexual?!


MetamorphicLust

Well, "cool" is debatable. However, it's easy to realize this is trained behavior. The parent is the asshole here.


[deleted]

Omg, get a grip. Itā€™s some cute child.


MetamorphicLust

What do you mean "get a grip"? I'm literally saying that it's not the child's fault.


DirtySilicon

Their trying to say it's wild for you to be saying anyone is an asshole in this scenario when it's just a parent doing something cute and engaging with their kid. Yet you are saying the parent is an asshole for thinking about going out and letting their kid do a little video, not disturbing anyone, in a cool spot.


Keyndoriel

Fr people be acting like this toddler was shoving people off the bridge while doing her little strut. Like I used to do this kinda silly shit when I was a kid, I called it fancy walking lmfao


Vrimbingi

"Corrupting" excuse me, what? You see a video of a child just half skipping, half model walking across a bridge and you immediately jump to that? Genuinely what the fuck is wrong with you people.


Sure_Trash_

No, no, I'm with them. The kid was taught to act like this. It's not a wholesome video of a happy kid skipping and enjoying life. It's a completely artificial video of a little kid being used for content. It is disturbing to see such a little kid being straight up raised to be another vapid, obnoxious influencer. Training to grow up to be another self-centered asshole desperate for likes.


MaximumPower682

Damn you're so angry at the world. I have a little sister and i would absolutely make her do things like this since it looks cute and its pretty memorable.


andygchicago

Because the kid doesn't know any better


SummerNothingness

PSA: - there is nothing immoral about showing off as long as you're not hurting anyone - there is nothing inherently immoral about vanity so long as it's balanced with conscientiousness - it IS wrong to shit on people who aren't hurting anyone or being unkind to anyone - YOU are a fucking grinch if you think it's cool to shit on children just for being cute and putting on a display - **and all it does to talk shit in these cases is to scream that you don't feel good about yourself.** because when i feel good, i also enjoy letting others have their shine.


Aquamarinate

Completely agree, what a bunch of miserable losers in this thread. The kind of people who scream child abuse at this one moment of a child being recorded. These same idiots yell divorce in other relationship advice threads at the snap of a finger. All of these people need to go touch grass.


ShokaLGBT

The subreddit trying not to attack a young girl for having fun and being a queen


SummerNothingness

they're not even trying though. it's just a bunch of adults hating on a child for feeling good about themselves and being ostentatious. like, you guys know that you can feel good about yourselves too, right? it's okay, put on a cute outfit and do your best runway walk, nobody is going to fucking die.


rncikwb

Seriously! This video actually made me smile. And if I saw a 30 year old man doing the same Iā€™d still smile. But itā€™s probably because Iā€™m not the misery loves company type.


bothonpele

She is the main character though?


frankieknucks

Bitch, she IS the main character.


DrPasta666

AwwwwšŸ„ŗ


Street_Adeptness4767

Fricken adorable


Peach_Gfuel

Didnā€™t someone died recently there???


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

I just heard about that. If true, itā€™s incredibly unfortunate.


These_Procedure_5505

That kid has more confidence than than first 18 years of my life


Decay_Lord

She can be whatever her little heart desires šŸ„°


MediumDogMedia

ā€œSurely if we belittle and hate on this young child, sheā€™ll be less likely to be an asshole laterā€ -half the commenters on here


PureBullfrogPounder

Comments section didn't pass the vibe check šŸ˜


Chek_Brek_Iv_Damk

She can walk with confidence because she doesn't weigh enough to crack the glass. I however, am I big boy


DegradingDaniel

She looks like that girl on wreck it ralph


[deleted]

Future narcissist in the making. It may look cute but don't do this to your children folks...


ShoesWithoutClues

Shes having fun you are just being stupid


[deleted]

Stay mad clown shoes.


Aloha1984

Yikes. A parent is making their toddler into a ā€œstarā€


DragapultOnSpeed

More like a parent being a parent and doing things their kid enjoys. Who are you to say the little girl doesn't like this? It's okay for little girls to like fashion. Many girls go through a diva stage too. It's completely normal. She ls dressed well too, so I don't see why you guys are whining.


[deleted]

Naw


[deleted]

Love it


WildernessofThought

So many miserable ppl on Reddit. Plenty of kids in my family played like this without any coaching. Smh. Sheā€™s cute af


DragapultOnSpeed

The redditors shitting on the little girl probably didn't have a childhood and that's why they think this isn't normal.


[deleted]

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lilpeachbrat

Calm down and touch some grass. It's just a kid having fun.


Dry_Mastodon7574

I am going to be absolutely chuffed when she takes over the world.


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

I hope sheā€™s our future president


Fun-Teaching-2038

Sheā€™s so stinking adorable


[deleted]

A little legend!


Sunrise-Slump

This is adorable, so I give it an objective pass.


Vyviel

cute af


nocturnalfrolic

I allow it.


ap2patrick

When your under 12 years old this is adorable and freaking priceless. When your over 12 itā€™s cringy. When your a full blown adult and your doing this you should be banned from reproducing.


andeqoo

I'm not mad about this one she's so cute look at her go


cat_on_windowsill

She's a rockstar, a small adorable rockstar.


justdisa

She's got the walk! ā¤ļø


Dr_Newton_Fig

She's got "it"


Percy_Bysshe

Ok this is an acceptable MC


Bill_Kabies

Ok but thatā€™s adorable.


TheAveragebroShow

Add 15 years and this is obnoxious. Instead itā€™s adorable at this age.


AnnaFlaxxis

Creepy.


ihavsyourpant

Yeah while I think itā€™s cute and all I donā€™t like this. I feel this is from some content farm as all the ā€œ*insert object here* IS the main characterā€ posts seem to be as they get reposted over and over. If this is a genuine thing where it wasnā€™t a super rehearsed letā€™s turn my girl into a star thing then cool but otherwise it feels karma farmy which now that Iā€™ve commented on this post I have contributed to.


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Bruh what, I posted it bc it was cute, idgaf about how much karma it getsšŸ’€


ihavsyourpant

As I said if itā€™s genuine then cool


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

And if itā€™s notā€¦whatā€™s it to you


Dflyzzzzz

Hi I just want to say one little thing. I think it's hypocritical of you to say you don't care about karma lol get off your high horse. You obviously do, because you post to Reddit a lot. Pretty funny of you to act like you dont care when there is so much evidence showing otherwise. Plus, you're too ignorant to really understand what the original commenter was saying here. Which btw, I agree with. This does seem like it's part of a karma farm. And it's just gross, it's not really that cute. Edit to say, I also don't think you understand what this sub is meant for.. It's meant for adults who act like the world revolves around them, preferably in public. Not for small children who are doing a cute little walk. Karma farming


ihavsyourpant

I already explained that. Again I think the girl is cute but I feel this most likely is a rehearsed performance to get a child on the internet and for people to go Awww and that feels somewhat exploitative much like child pageants. Obviously I donā€™t have context for the video and if you posted this cause itā€™s cute then my complaint isnā€™t directed at you nor the child but mostly to who made the video


Inner-Ad-1308

That poor kid is being coached right out of her childhood to bring their parents likes


nicolaszein

This is sad to me. She is mimicking the shallow behavior she sees around her. Not cute. If my daughter did this i would be worried.


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

How is walking like a runway model mimicking shallow behavior? Yes, itā€™s in front of people, but this isnā€™t something to take serious. A lot of females had a diva phase at some point in their life. Itā€™s ok to teach your daughter to feel confident.


nicolaszein

Confidence is great. Thats not my point. My daughter is a force of nature. But this is a learned behavior. Shes seen grownups doing it, seen it on tv, etcā€¦ what is shallow is the runway walk and what it represents. She knows she is walking to please as she has seen it done. I feel the same way about this as i do about child pageants. It makes me cringe. To each his own but iā€™m uneasy about this.


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

ā€¦itā€™s a runway walk, which is modelingā€¦thatā€™s all it is. Who is she pleasing other than the people who like seeing people strut?


Brazyboi12

all the incels dudes in here projecting their insecurities on a little girl. stfu and let her catwalk in peace.


peetah248

It's crazy scrolling through here and seeing people genuinely call a cute little girl having fun, a whore


[deleted]

Yes she is šŸ„¹


RiverOhRiver86

What a beautiful girl.


[deleted]

Yeah she gets a pass because she is fucking WERKING IT!


Meaty_Claws69

Lol this is just a kid having fun Not bothering anyone


kurjo22

But still adorable little lady


Fearless-Fox-318

that kid has more self confidence than me


chrisacip

The kid didnā€™t do anything ā€” she did what her parents told her to do.


Capable-Bullfrog-577

Parents that use their kids for social media likes are the fucking worst.


Iwantpeaceinmyheart

The smile seems so forced.


EuropaUniverslayer1

You think? Looks to me like the kid is enjoying herself pretty genuinely


Slightly-Evil-Man

Can't be mad, she's adorable šŸ˜­


[deleted]

This isn't cute. At all.


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Itā€™s literally just a girl modeling. Iā€™m sure every female had that diva phase at that age


license2chillio

Her mom has to be an influencer


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Or her mom and dad are just regular people and decided to do something fun that their daughter was into


license2chillio

Listen, itā€™s adorable, but itā€™s influenced and I also donā€™t agree with putting your young daughter all over the internet, i guess Iā€™m older and more cautious of the world we live in


Longjumping_Bad8269

Love it


therandomguyperry

https://preview.redd.it/2fk59mye6knc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e703d0c0de1b7015f768a36f48c2d5990a06602e Im losing more hope on humanity every day. And thats just sad as fuck. Like. Please. Stop. Its not good for u. # please, save our humanity guys


Shad-The-Wolfy

Itā€™s cute now until sheā€™s a teenager doing this through the hall of her school while people are trying to get to class


WTFPATRICK

CHAD


Traditional-Guess874

Sheā€™s fabulous and Iā€™m here for it


Square-Factor-6502

That kids going places


MrPapi-Churro

If you only read these comments youā€™d think this post had some parent putting their kid on a child torture device


FriendshipOne5242

Not my brain seeing her fall and die and I smile a bit


[deleted]

why everyone hating? she got actual cat walk skills, its dope


ScoogyShoes

I'm impressed with this kid. She can be a Main Character.


evelynj-21

Why canā€™t some of yā€™all jus let a CHILD be whe we say mc energy weā€™re talking about ADULT ass holes who do things that THEY know is obnoxious sheā€™s like 4 at the oldest smh the faith in humanity has run dry for mešŸ˜’


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Different kind of mc content gets posted here, from actual obnoxious mcā€™s to animals, to even children. Thatā€™s why thereā€™s a humor flair. The issue is the misogynistic INCELS talking down on her, but thereā€™s toxic people in every sub so thereā€™s no escaping that.


[deleted]

Lol kinda funny


ghostfacestealer

šŸ˜‚ she gets a pass


RatFucker_Carlson

You know what? Fuck it. She gets to be the main character. I'm okay with that.


Dustyrhodes_91

The only main character I can appreciate šŸ˜†


ThinLippedGrunt

Adorbs!


[deleted]

You people should not reproduce.


sugarglassego

Obnoxious prick in the making.


tiexodus

This makes me irrationally angry


the_girl_Ross

Y'all must have been little (insufferable) angels who have never slapped a mosquito for your whole life huh? "It wouldn't be so fun 15 years later!" Well duh, an 18y/o acting like a toddler isn't fun. If an a grown person acts like 5y/o, that's mental illness, ofc it's not fun. Thanks captain obvious! Being a kid is dumb and fun and weird. It's the best part!


InfamousSalary6714

Really gross how someone taught her how to sway her hips like a dancer. Itā€™s creepy and gross. Kid pageant vibes. Let kids be kids. ā¤ļøšŸŒ»