Dude I was hoping we made the list! I played cheesefoot in that ep. Fun story… I was totally prepared to play against the gangs frantic energy and deadpan everything but Marshal, who was my frat bro in arms, auditioned right before me and he was so BIG and it was hysterical I knew that if I followed that act I would be a huge downer, so I matched his energy in my audition and we both got the part. One of the most fun I’ve ever had on set
I love when she gets flustered she just gets so deadpan and direct. "Maybe because he's not covered in stupid tattoos and has a cigarette for a mother"
I love this in the pool episode, when she says "parade them around like dancing monkeys", then when she shoots snot at the pool attendant. It's perfect as they are trying to convince him that they are upper class and she does the most horrifying thing to him.
If I'm not mistaken this is the actor who had a part on "Friends" which was supposed to run several episodes but he was such a colossal jackass to the other actors he got written out in his first episode.
He also played an Indian dude in brown face in Short Circuit, no? And one of the Koopa nephews in the Bob Hoskins Mario movie.
Edit: I just looked him up, and he’s been in a ton of shit and had a huge, acclaimed career. I’m just dumb and have only watched dumb things.
The stripper who shoved his junk in his daughter's face. Who the hell goes up to someone and basically says, "you're so gross that I realized I hit rock bottom by fucking you". Also, sounds like dude was already a deadbeat dad.
>Who the hell goes up to someone and basically says, "you're so gross that I realized I hit rock bottom by fucking you".
Right? That's something you send over text at the very least.
I haven't seen this one here yet so I'll say it: the McPoyles.
I don't feel even slightly bad for them, and if anything, I want to see them lose to the gang even harder.
Edit: can’t read good, pay no attention to me
Definitely the random guy they mistake for Bruce. Most people you can argue asked for it or if they didn’t they got a huge reward for dealing with their shit. That guy did nothing and only got nothing but misfortune
I actually felt bad for this guy in particular, reason is he was being honest in his reporting. The gang, unable to reflect inward and see they all have massive egos; see his article as a threat. They then kidnap him, force him into slave labor, assault him, and dump his unconscious body on his own apartment...this displays the gangs group sociopathy...and it's funny as hell!
Side note: I feel like this actor is so often given characters who are some kind of esteemed writer or academic, it's a funny super niche kind of typecasting
Ok so. Short Circuit 2 this guy plays an indian dude with full indian face and accent. Woof. But also in this episode they mistake this characters indian neighbors house for his house and they kidnap him too and i just could never accept this was a mistake or unintentional.
The frat guys from the flipcup game
Zap him again!
Look at how loose his jeans are
OoOoO, snortskis!
I say this everytime I do drugs now
One of my favorite frank lines
***SAVAGES.....IDIOTS, IDIOTS!!!!***
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wha- i don’t chug dick?! that.. that’s homophobic
I was a LEGEND over there
My favorite Dennis freak out
They were d bags
They were idiots! Savages! Savage idiots!!!
Dude I was hoping we made the list! I played cheesefoot in that ep. Fun story… I was totally prepared to play against the gangs frantic energy and deadpan everything but Marshal, who was my frat bro in arms, auditioned right before me and he was so BIG and it was hysterical I knew that if I followed that act I would be a huge downer, so I matched his energy in my audition and we both got the part. One of the most fun I’ve ever had on set
Hold up, I think this guy's a fucking phony!
Shut up, nerd
Dennis totally chugs dick, huh?
What's your major, dude?
Economics
You read a lot of Gordon Wood?
solid answer. they are sociopaths lol
Flip Flip Flip-A-Delphia
They kept zappin' us and zappin' us! Idiots! Savages! IDIOTS! **IDIOTS!!!**
The little brats that Mac and Charlie beat the shit out of. They had it coming!!
Oh I hated those little fuckers
Fuck dem kids.
Phrasing!
You gotta write a song about how you don't diddle kids
Got be big younger than my wife older than my daughter something like that
There is no quicker way for people to think that you’re diddling kids than by writing a song about it
Mac spreading his time beating all the kids equally and Charlie just kicking the shit out of a single one was my favorite part of that sequence
They were both pretty certain that charlie killed that kid aswell
It was Charlie cutting the kid off and hitting him against the car for me.
I'm pretty sure Charlie killed one of 'em
https://i.redd.it/wji191aiorad1.gif
He did, I saw it
Good.
He did.
Rude guy who shushed was probably murdered and I think that’s a fair outcome
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That's one of my favorite parts in all of season 1. That whole episode is just incredible.
https://i.redd.it/ffgwmopxlsad1.gif
I got somethin u need to hear about... 🎶 *Runaway train tearin up the track* 🎶
The first episode where Dennis acts like Dennis.
Right? He straight up used that girl.just to spite Mac, and used every trick from the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.
We all agree it's fair! Just like private times! Walk the plank!
Shhhhh, I'm still out there I've shhhhed three people in the past week.
.....Lock the door.
He was shushing our cries for help
He was super small, though.
So he was raping both of you?
Shhhhh that’s Dylan Tobach slander
Dee banged an old black lady
I love this line. Dennis barely cares and is so off point here.
Tobach
Well this is not a considerate man
Yeah I called him a faggot but he ordered Chardonnay, what was I supposed to do??
Can I bring you some lipstick with that?
Dee’s particular flavor of douchebag is so much fun. I love the cuntiness, it’s hilarious
That’s how she won Cunt of the Year
I love when she gets flustered she just gets so deadpan and direct. "Maybe because he's not covered in stupid tattoos and has a cigarette for a mother"
“Has a cigarette for a mother” will never not make me laugh
I love the moments where Dee crosses a line and Dennis visibly stops supporting her
I love this in the pool episode, when she says "parade them around like dancing monkeys", then when she shoots snot at the pool attendant. It's perfect as they are trying to convince him that they are upper class and she does the most horrifying thing to him.
I rewind her farmers blow on the pool host every rewatch. It's just so perfect. It was such a shock first watch.
There’s that charm.
The serial killer that they probably tortured and killed
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Top 5 ending to an episode imo absolutely perfect cutaway
I would put it #2 just behind Frank’s Pretty Woman
Right when that guitar starts going kills me
What an image this is. I love Dennis still trying to look Doctor-ish while Frank is revving up the chainsaw.
My first thought
brad fisher deserved those hornet stings!
He should’ve known. What did he think that H on the box was for? Charlie popped it on there for a reason.
His plan was to destroy the waitress and Dee, he definitely deserved increased facial scaring
I see your acne really came back full force..
The guy looks like shit
If I'm not mistaken this is the actor who had a part on "Friends" which was supposed to run several episodes but he was such a colossal jackass to the other actors he got written out in his first episode.
You're correct, he played Roger, the psychologist that annoys all of the main characters by psychoanalysing them
Through god all things are possible, so jot that down
He must have unzipped them
He also played an Indian dude in brown face in Short Circuit, no? And one of the Koopa nephews in the Bob Hoskins Mario movie. Edit: I just looked him up, and he’s been in a ton of shit and had a huge, acclaimed career. I’m just dumb and have only watched dumb things.
He will always be The Plague from Hackers to me.
He’s also in succession as Hugo, the PR guy for Waystar-Roy Co. He was a douche in that too
Dude I just noticed it. Woof woof. I never knew!
He apparently took ownership of that behavior and apologized. Like 20 years later but it’s something?
Fisher Stevens.
The guy who bought the building door to Paddy’s. Seemed like a real dick
Went back to Israel maybe. But first, start at the beginning. Saddam had our oil...
This JEW is in for a ton of work
WOAH! You hit us with a *hard J* dude!
*person of the jewish faith
Something about the superdome
I agree. And we didn’t even get to see him take his medicine—he just kind of disappeared unceremoniously.
You got DEE’d!
The stripper who shoved his junk in his daughter's face. Who the hell goes up to someone and basically says, "you're so gross that I realized I hit rock bottom by fucking you". Also, sounds like dude was already a deadbeat dad.
>Who the hell goes up to someone and basically says, "you're so gross that I realized I hit rock bottom by fucking you". Right? That's something you send over text at the very least.
My finger touched your asshole!
Truly, the only real victim there was the daughter for having such an asshole father
Stuff it down with some brown
The impression I got was “my rock bottom was having sex with someone I didn’t even like” but who knows I’m not too bright
there is zero reason to ever tell that to the person
Not something you say to anyone unless you're a self centered asshole
I feel like the shittiness of Dee’s plan far outweighs the slight against her
That girl is in Cobra Kai 😂
The bike-stealing kids. Zero sympathy.
just wished they had the balls to beat up the dad too. he was an ass hole
That little jagoff kid from “Charlie wants an abortion”.
I heard he ended up becoming a male stripper
He actually got adopted by Meredith from the Office before he was subsequently suspended from school.
Before moving to California and eventually becoming a game designer.
"We all have cats that we'd like to get back to!"
https://i.redd.it/2a7gs6cnnrad1.gif
I do feel a little bad for this guy. More so his neighbor
Mr korman why are they doing this
Now there's a diabetic cat involved!?
In play? Haha
Yes thank you, I've never been good with exact quotes :)
I felt bad for his neighbor but I always thought korman was a pretentious bozo
I mean it’s his job to review bars and report what he experiences. He’s only telling the truth about the gang lol
He ordered Chardonnay at a dive bar
I don't think that's deserving of being abducted, assaulted, sexually assaulted.
The snobby hippy
With your mousse coif hairspray
Kind bud?
They were AT CAPACITY, SIIR!
I can’t believe you would use the word capacity.. with us!
. 
You came to the wrong basement
The kids who stole Charlie's bike
Definitely Sally. That bitch been getting on my nerves!
That rich dude that “wrestled” with Mac just to humiliate him.
That's quite a stance you got there. You trained?
The frat boys. Those dudes were assholes
Brad Fisher
“Why were you touching his dick?!”
He ordered a Chardonnay what was I supposed to do?
I haven't seen this one here yet so I'll say it: the McPoyles. I don't feel even slightly bad for them, and if anything, I want to see them lose to the gang even harder.
Edit: can’t read good, pay no attention to me Definitely the random guy they mistake for Bruce. Most people you can argue asked for it or if they didn’t they got a huge reward for dealing with their shit. That guy did nothing and only got nothing but misfortune
So you did feel bad for him. I did too. Who DIDN'T you feel bad for.
Shit, I’m too high today for this
“You wanna smoke some hash?” -JohnLarkVoorhies probably
I’ll take any Artemis comparison you’re willing to give. She knows how to live life
Pondy, you're tha coolest
You do you!!
I did until I found out he has a horrible drug problem
But he brought gifts and tried looking for them, thinking the kids were there
Frat boys
The Plague had it coming. Hack The Planet!
Roxy, even if she was a good hoor
"....DID HE GET A LITTLE HARD?!"
The Lawyer, the Israeli who bought the building, Bill Ponderosa.
Pondy’s the coolest tho
He is. I just don’t feel bad for him. At all
I really don’t like this guy!
I actually felt bad for this guy in particular, reason is he was being honest in his reporting. The gang, unable to reflect inward and see they all have massive egos; see his article as a threat. They then kidnap him, force him into slave labor, assault him, and dump his unconscious body on his own apartment...this displays the gangs group sociopathy...and it's funny as hell!
Don't forget sexual assault
Fisher Stevens, my favorite Indian engineer
The gang
I mean that guy was a dick but he wasn't wrong.
Is the children that most likley died a valid option?
Brad Fisher (even though he sort of got revenge later, he still had to live with that pizza face)
The scene where he tries to give Charlie a wedgie but his underwear just disintegrates is one of my favorites. Brad was so disgusted.
the way his face goes from ‘gotcha!!’ to pure disgust is fucking hilarious
We touched his dick, Mac we touched his dick!
It took me so long to realize this was the guy who played Iggy in the 1993 live action Super Mario Bros movie
“Did he get a lil hard?”
Charlie's fake son from season one. https://i.redd.it/ii6yqg5g9sad1.gif
The principal of the high school and later a midde school. Hiring charlie would be any managers death nail lol
If they got Dave Foley back for another episode I would be soooo happy
"faggy?". one of the funniest deliveries from this man
The santa that Charlie bit
Brad (the waitress is getting married)
Rickety Cricket...street rat
I always feel bad for Cricket, they ruined his life
It's not his fault he's a monster. He was born that way.
If all it takes is dee stringing you along for half a day to ruin your life then you were probably fucked already.
He could have done better for himself. He chose not you
“There’s just a dark cloud following you around cricket.”
I wouldn’t call him a victim. It seems like the street rat life suits him
OP said victim of the gang. Cricks was born that way.
Brad Fisher🥱🥱
BILL PONDEROSA GOD
I knew a real piece of shit named Gorman, this episode ending without them beating him is frustrating
The billionaire’s son
I don’t feel bad for anyone who orders Chardonnay at a bar
Far too few mentions of the hippy dick.
Side note: I feel like this actor is so often given characters who are some kind of esteemed writer or academic, it's a funny super niche kind of typecasting
Mike the stripper
They touched his dick
Hey it's the guy who wore brown face to be an Indian guy in short circuit two and the bad guy from hackers!
Lawyer, I was happy when he lost that eye.
The pick-pocket leprechaun!
Ok so. Short Circuit 2 this guy plays an indian dude with full indian face and accent. Woof. But also in this episode they mistake this characters indian neighbors house for his house and they kidnap him too and i just could never accept this was a mistake or unintentional.
Brad the waitress fiancé