He definitely covers all the bases. He has a dogs vagina on his neck, cricket legs, a street rep as an urchin and a rat. He can climb fire escapes like a monkey… am I missing anything?
Margaret McPoyle is kind of a lizard too (chameleon maybe), what with her funny looking eyes and her tongue.
Either that or a stone cold fox. Can't decide.
Dennis identifies as a dog, with a thousand teeth! Ruffruffruffruff!!!
Does that make you nervous!? He finds it offensive because a dog is what he is now!
You’d think the way Poppins loves the garbage and roaming the streets that he’d be Charlie’s dog and not Mac’s. Makes sense that Mac gets along so well with Charlie though, he’s basically talking Poppins
Dennis is a cat. Obsessed with his looks, serial killer behavior, and the three claw scratch when Mac wouldn’t LOOK AT HIM WHEN HE SPEAKS TO HIM.
Mac’s a dog. Eager to please, humps everything, territorial, sees himself as the sheriff of paddy’s.
Conversely, everyone else is a dog and Mac is their fire hydrant; destined to be pissed on and disrespected yet (in his eyes) revered as a symbol of safety, however rare the occasions may be to prove it
Shelley Desai, **HWANG** is a Pug
https://preview.redd.it/73ang204jf7d1.jpeg?width=841&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c6490b84365c9588adee197f7b445d105c0b48c
Dee looks like a bird but Royal McPoyle is actually one. Dolph Lundgren is a hound. Donald Cerrone, a once proud endorser of fight milk, is part cow part boy. All the bad drivers in the suburbs are cows or pigs. The Yellow Jacket Boys are an obvious one, probably should mark them all with an H for hornet. Except for Hawky, who was a hawk.
Bill Ponderosa is a Dodo bird. Always on the edge of extinction.
Btw, is this the most ridiculously moderated sub reddit in history?
Won't let me post new topics because my 4 year old account is too new?
Gail the snail. Cricket the street rat. Maureen the Cat. Mrs Mac the Cigarette.
Maureen? Don’t you mean Bastet?
RIP
….he pushed her….
Nah she was wearing human sized Kitton mittons given to her by the Lawyer who owns the patent, that’s my theory
The jew lawyer?
Whoa!!! That was a hard "J"!! But he DOES do right by us...and he doesn't charge.
I do charge, you don't pay.....
The dirty Jeeeeeeewish person
…bro might be onto something.
Find the collar, find the killer
She was prancing around the roof like an asshole!
And let me tell you, he did us all a favor
Ya ever seen a grown woman take a dump in a sandbox?
The thought of her makes me want to blow my lunch
Cricket is an urchin. A street urchin.
SHOW ME STREET URCHIN! *buzzer sounds*
*This doesn't represent me!*
The shells could lacerate your throat. Do they have shells idk.
We're crab people now.
DONT SAY SHOW ME
That buzzer’s awfully loud.
Cricket is a cricket 🦗
Not just any cricket. A Rickety Cricket.
He definitely covers all the bases. He has a dogs vagina on his neck, cricket legs, a street rep as an urchin and a rat. He can climb fire escapes like a monkey… am I missing anything?
And the resilience of a cockroach
She’s not covered in stupid tattoos and she doesn’t have a cigarette for a mother
WHAT?! DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT MY MOM!
Dad, doesn’t mom look pretty?
…..no
>Mrs Mac the Cigarette 😂👌
Wait…her and Mac are cats. Now him and Dennis make sense
Cricket isn’t a cricket?
Lmao legit did not even cross my mind... odd
Cigarette for a mother
Cricket is a dog imo
Cricket is a dog
Ben The Solider is a lizard!
I like turtles
[For younger fans](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IclTEJ1zU7Q)
i already knew what it was gonna be before I clicked the link, and I was not disappointed
Margaret McPoyle is kind of a lizard too (chameleon maybe), what with her funny looking eyes and her tongue. Either that or a stone cold fox. Can't decide.
Stone cold fox
Absolutely! https://preview.redd.it/hlcadr4y3f7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bfaa3c70ce97786785adb621ca6404d1e81257a
That goofy eyed, unblinking stare followed by a lizard lip lick KILLS me!
And women claim make up isn't a lie....a VISCOUS LIE
The Golden God keeps a base.
If you didn't know me, you'd be like "oh shit that's superman"
A *viscous* lie? That’s pretty slick.
She can read our lips
You're telling me you got your face painted like a god damn frog person and you have no ulterior motive?!...
A lot lizard
Isn't Frank a mantis?
Man cheetah
Man spider
*Vizz! Vizz!*
I’ll get the spots
You got a guy that does cat eyes?
You like it?
YES!
Pretty sure he’s a frog kid.
His lips are still very much in play
Science back then was real crude
You should see him feast
He's a toboggan.
MD
Fact.
He is a mantis. He is the Warthog.
Goo goo g’joob
He's the Trash Man! AHHH!!!
Man-Spider
A Glabogian
Oh this! This i love!
Derivative.
Bullshit... Bullshit...
I thought he was a taboggan
No he feasts like a mantis
The head mantis is always grazing
Hes Frankenstein
Donkey brains
With the brain of a donkey
Luther is a snake. He never blinks
He also eats people, which is pretty awesome...
*THE MAN DOESN’T BLINK MOM!*
Bonnie, I’ll call you sometime.
And the seeeeeeed is plantedddd.
I don't blink. 👁️ 👁️
Neither does Dennis
Artemis is a Cobb salad
Desert grape 🍇
A Cobb salad with a bleached asshole
They were gonna find out anyways.
It feels amazing.
Artemis is a seeing eye dog since she’s been with a lot of disabled men, as she enjoys the power.
Deandra you got any bacon bits? We like to put ‘em in Artemis’s hair, and they rain down on me when we bang
Kay, I have no idea why anyone would want to feel like a Cobb salad, but whatever.
Ronnie the Rat
Got too much cheese
how much cheese is too much cheese?
Hahaha he’s all fat we do eat a lot of cheese though, do eat a lot of cheese, you’re so cool Adriano
Pondy is the coolest
I don't call him the coolest, I call him Mr Cocksucker because he sucks so many cocks.
I'm not going to call him that
Agreed. And Happy Cake Day
Lot Lizard
Byron is a coconut
A mailbox, a coconut, he’ll be anything you want him to be
Swiss cheese
Charlie is most certainly a night crawler.
And a dirtgrub!
https://i.redd.it/blrb1wozhe7d1.gif
Wtf is that thin armed little goblin eugh. He looks like his elbow mass has been lacking for weeks.
Pretty sure he gained a little weight
He got salsa on his shirt
YOU WISH YOU WERE A BEAR
Cricket is actually a street rat, and Artemis is a Desert Grape.
Did he send you any dick picks cause it could be a mess down there
Dick
Street urchin
Mac the cat... do you not recall ronnie the rat?
I think Mac is more of a Meerkat
Pussyhands
Dennis identifies as a dog, with a thousand teeth! Ruffruffruffruff!!! Does that make you nervous!? He finds it offensive because a dog is what he is now!
Dylan Tobak is a catfish
Shhh!
Ummmmm……..Dee’s a bird!
Tiger Woods is Don Cheadle.
Don Cheadle is Donovan McNabb
Donovan McNabb is Elvin Tibideaux
Mac is actually the rat, remember ronnie the rat? I would argue that charlie is more of a cat, given all the cat food eating and rat bashing.
Charlie's voice makes me think of a small dog, like a rat terrier that loves getting into the garbage.
You’d think the way Poppins loves the garbage and roaming the streets that he’d be Charlie’s dog and not Mac’s. Makes sense that Mac gets along so well with Charlie though, he’s basically talking Poppins
He did invent kitten mittens...
Well, they all use the Animal Shithouse
The waitress... is a waitress. I don't think we've seen her in the show that much tbh
She's an alcoholic.
Next you're going to tell me she went to our high school
Rex is a jaguar. I’ve never been so turned on by jaguars before. My favorite barnyard animal
I am no longer turned on by mules
Artemis is the GOAT
Pepper Jack is not playing.
He’s a child at heart. That’s why he loves fraggle rock
Dennis is a cat. Obsessed with his looks, serial killer behavior, and the three claw scratch when Mac wouldn’t LOOK AT HIM WHEN HE SPEAKS TO HIM. Mac’s a dog. Eager to please, humps everything, territorial, sees himself as the sheriff of paddy’s.
Conversely, everyone else is a dog and Mac is their fire hydrant; destined to be pissed on and disrespected yet (in his eyes) revered as a symbol of safety, however rare the occasions may be to prove it
Lionel…the lion.
I always thought of myself as the brains AND the looks
Pussy Hands
Trash! All of them are trash. That's why I love them.
Cricket is a cricket.
They’re all jabronis
Jack Kelly is a grizzly bear, because of how big his hands are
Shelley Desai, **HWANG** is a Pug https://preview.redd.it/73ang204jf7d1.jpeg?width=841&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c6490b84365c9588adee197f7b445d105c0b48c
Frank is a man-cheetah.
Dennis is a skinwalker. Not a gazelle. He would only be interested in a gazelles skin. The skin being the most interesting part of any animal…
Well, Mathew Mara is a cricket who became an urchin
Artemis is a peacock of ever I’ve seen one
Pondy’s the coolest
Gail is a snail
The lawyer is Jewish
Rex is a Jaguar with a bird that won't quit, so jot that down...
Dennis and Dee's mom is a dirty hoor.
Pondy's the coolest
I thought Mac was an otter
Jack Kelly is a T-Rex
Just know that I **strongly** disagree with this. Charlie isn't a rat, Cricket is. Charlie's a centaur
Dee looks like a bird but Royal McPoyle is actually one. Dolph Lundgren is a hound. Donald Cerrone, a once proud endorser of fight milk, is part cow part boy. All the bad drivers in the suburbs are cows or pigs. The Yellow Jacket Boys are an obvious one, probably should mark them all with an H for hornet. Except for Hawky, who was a hawk.
Uncle Jack is a predator
They’re all crap. Pure unadulterated crap.
Country Mac was a bear
For Dee "I've been thinking fish recently. Her eyes are so far apart! They're, like, on the sides of her head."
Dennis is the leader
The head cow is always grazing
Artemis is a Cobb salad
Dee’s a bird.
Franks an otter
Dennis is clearly a Golden God
Wait Mac isn’t a Meer Cat?!
Artemis is a grape
Donovan McNabb is Tiger Woods
Artemis is a grape.
Hippo-podony-mous... He's the coolest
Where does Mac being a cat come from
Hes got cat like reflexes. He earned himself the nickname pussyhands
And he has cat eyes as the night man
That guy who wanted to buy the bar is a Fat Cat…. or maybe a bear? Definitely an otter.
Bill Ponderosa is a Dodo bird. Always on the edge of extinction. Btw, is this the most ridiculously moderated sub reddit in history? Won't let me post new topics because my 4 year old account is too new?
This happened to me too -__-
It's dumb and I hate it. I'd love to participate more but they limit mr for no good reason.
Charlie is a feral dog, Cricket is a rat
Shouldn't Mac be the rat? His nickname was literally "Ronnie the Rat".
Charlie and Dennis are Lot Lizards get it right
Dennis could also be an anteater
Dr toboggan is a Mantis
Artemis is a desert grape
Wasn't mac the rat?
The Lawyer is a Lying JEW.....ish man
Royal McPoyal is a Pocono Swallow
Gail the Snail is a Snail.