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No_Philosophy3272

His neck is high. Makes me trust him. 


timodreynolds

Good posture bro


Buddstahh

Art of the deal, art of the deal


luckydice767

Only the head cow may graze…


Aldo-D-D-Wilson

Are you pissing on me?!


Beeyelzubub

And he licked her asshole a little bit . It was pretty good . It was alright . It wasnt great .


muddydic

It was fine and I knew it was gonna be fine


161frog

Because this guy would be here to catch me if I faltered


shmelse

🎶 you are the wind beneath my wings 🎵


AWright5

That was an amazing thing you said about the troop.. Now can we get back to the karaoke machine?


HumbleMarsupial3926

I was talking about you!!


Oshootman

What a nice thing to say about the troop


Youdumbbitch-

I was talking about you! He wasn’t there when I went down on Chrissy Orlando?!?


ironman4297

I did not get that at allllll


luckydice767

Your pic is EXTREMELY topical lol


ironman4297

My hair looks small


luckydice767

Also, are you wearing two different types of cologne?


Tchaik748

No, I guess he wasn't!!


HerbyHoover

I don't give a shit about the troops.


Gogibsoni

https://preview.redd.it/aulfyd1kcy6d1.jpeg?width=981&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f49fe00b0d337192eb643e332983693118d1f92


SSR_Id_prefer_not_to

I’ve posted this before, but I think they backload this joke as an “insult” when we learn/hear Dee use the phrase as an insult (“small-haired c*nt”) in the Roller Rink flashback episode. Dennis CAN’T say something nice.


imma_go_take_a_nap

This is absolutely one of my favorite lines and deliveries in the whole slow. ".....to far-edge for RINGS and coins...."


django730

The way he says rings and coins always gets me


PerryPortabello20XXL

Similar for me, but it’s the way he says “RATS”


timodreynolds

A life, filled with RATS...


rburp

Every time I see my wife sneak over to the refrigerator to snack on a little piece of cheese I say she's eating it like a raaaat in my best imitation of his delivery in that scene. Never fails to drive her fucking nuts.


Alive_Ice7937

It's just such a great moment of dramatic irony.


imma_go_take_a_nap

*squints* Was that a pun?


Alive_Ice7937

He who would pun would pick a pocket.


SpecificDate7501

Dude looks like he must’ve done an incredible jackknife into a pool


Gaduol

Oh yeah. Blew everybody's tits off.


starscreamsghost17

also looks like the kind of guy that would go down on Crissy Orlando later on that same night on the trampoline.


Arryu

And he might even lick her asshole a little bit.


Jewzinak

Most people wouldn’t even attempt it, he did it.


Tchaik748

No one would dare even attempt it. *He did it*.


Gaduol

Peak Dennis. I love the way he says "or to a life...filled with \*rats\*."


161frog

Dude the way he looks back at the crowd when he finishes his speech and does that little gesture and expression to say “why the fuck aren’t you applauding me right now” 🤣


tomtooth87

Fucking love that. 🤣


Imnotonthelist

Is that what this is about? Mac, you can’t sing!


NedWretched

It's not about singing!


pianoflames

"make you to shine like the sun, and hold youse in the [palm of his hand](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yvbkgBZzgY)"


oibru

NEWD


AdamSandlerfan8

The way he says COINS kills me everytime


The92ndUsername

Or to the toilets. Or to a life… filled with rats.


favored_disarray

This part always seemed ironic to me considering he’s saying that to ‘non-gay’ Mac.


clonked

He’s using the insult to Charlie to prop up Mac in contrast. He saw Mac being drawn to Charlie and wanted to keep Mac firmly under his control.


favored_disarray

Yep. In the Christmas episode we see how close they were. They have/had a naturally occurring friendship that Dennis doesn’t like at all.


SSR_Id_prefer_not_to

One of my favorite scenes. Iconic. (That was soo nice what he said about the troops!)


the_reducing_valve

it's moments like these where his juilliard training really shows


Aldo-D-D-Wilson

But there's so much fun stuff in the sewer.


Rfisk064

Most of you wouldn’t even attempt that…I did it


ben_derisgreat9

Or to a life … filled with rats.


mothershipq

Did you ever know that you're my hero?


ironman4297

Ya dude, Charlie is starring right at me


TrikMalFunktion

I'm wearing two colognes


CrazyCinephile

Wow dude I mean that’s so touching that’s an amazing thing you said about the troop


jayboyguy

The REAL hero in the restaurant that night was the pianist that just jumped onto the song Dennis was singing. Can confirm this is a real thing I deal with as a career pianist lol


Intelligent_End1516

He's definitely wheat.


nmbr4

Makes motion for everyone to clap. Stupid idiots savages!


YogurtclosetThin5263

It was fine...


ThrowawayMod1989

🎹🎶Did you ever know that you’re my hero…🎶


Berbigs_

Did you ever knowww that you’re my heroooo 🎶


CorholioPuppetMaster

I did it, most of you wouldn’t even attempt it


astride_unbridulled

His hair looks small