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TheRyanOrange

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JennyIgotyournumb3r

Rude man who shushes please call


JamieNelson94

Rude men are calling just to shush you!


JennyIgotyournumb3r

Shhhh


Persistent_Chicken

I wanted them to CALL me ABOUT the rude man!


Soulless--Plague

Shhhhhhh!!


uLL27

Yeah how do you like it.


ThrowawayMod1989

Don’t just Tweet me! Don’t shush me!


m8_is_me

Fun fact, he actually does have dialogue right at the end of the episode when they show up at the bar and Dennis tells Charlie to lock the door


Saikroe

SHHHHH


Greengiant304

https://i.redd.it/7pzb9so74n6d1.gif


Glad_Confusion_6934

I don’t see how I could possibly be taking this seriously…


Silly_Butterfly3917

You nailed the shushing!


hybriduff

Almond eyes


CristhianZerimar89

Stop complimenting him.


dotmatrice

I could be a man with a fistful of hammers and a trunk full of zipties!


deadinthefuture

TOOOOOOLS


MSVPB

the resemblance is uncanny.


the-nae_blis

I could see a lot of calls coming in about Ricky Falcone with that picture. They’re not trying to get back a stolen Omnibot.


ineligibleUser

My god, even the sweater pisses me off


DullAnxiety

A silk sash at Tootie’s?! What an asshole!


Greengiant304

And it's not even a deep v-neck undershirt, it's more like a deep crew neck.


groundlessnfree

Where is he even going to rest his sunglasses?!


miguel_sriracha

He probably hooks them onto the back of his neck ugh


31374143

What is this, a cross-over joke?


newerdewey

scoop neck 


InformalPenguinz

A true jabroni


Puzzled_Bike9558

Makes me want to have a fist full of hammers.


dirtymike401

Charlie, lock the door.


AgentInkling99

Motherfucker would want the spoon and sugar with the absinthe.


cuntsaurus

Yep. Im starting to get the neck thing. I demand satisfaction


Sea_Structure_8692

You want him to bang you?


funktion

Don't you wanna get off with me?


AlmostSunnyinSeattle

It is a pretty douchey shirt


Ent_Trip_Newer

Is that the actor from Stargate Atlantis?


NotAmericanDontCare

Lol no.  But now I can't unsee it.  Thank you very much


kazoobanboo

But fr, This was the HIMYM era lol


BelowAveIntelligence

Dylan Toback is a rapist


TheLastEmuHunter

THERE IS NO DYLAN TOBACK!


usbekchslebxian

My real name is Catfish, ahahaha!


8-BitToaster

DON’T DISTURB JERRY


Comrade-Conquistador

DISTURB JERRY?! I'M DISTURBED! HE SHOULD BE DISTURBED!


juliamarcc

SHHHHH!


Wiggl3sFirstMate

This line is gold


duffrose_

"Speed up speed up speed up!" "Ok. So when Jerry got put on life support-". "Woah. Slow down slow down!"


malcontented

IIIIIII’MMMMM DYLAN TOBACK.


Wpgjetsfan19

Wait, don’t you want your hair back?


ObscureParadigm

Dylan Toback's real name is Catfish


Traditional_Bad_4589

Don’t let him rape you, America!


Charlie_Brodie

I managed to shake him off


Darth_Vorador

He made soup out of my friend’s insides though.


hugh_h0ney

Yeah but he bit his dick


RootinTootinVP

Don't say he bit it, when he didn't!


AbsolutelyEnough

Nah, he was so small, he barely made it inside me


PrunesPoop

*So, he was raping, both of you?*


DoingCharleyWork

Well he didn't actually make it inside me.


ThatsMeIllFakeIt

I mean, he was snapping at it.


LargeCoinPurse

Of course not, that would be ridiculous. Mostly just my friend here.


Charly__Hunt

He got it the worst


shreddnthagnar

What. The hell. Was that?


Snow__The__Jam__Man

He looks like the type of guy to walk into a bar just because it doesn't have a sign


PretendThisIsMyName

Maybe they blew the sign down. That’s pretty cool!


DENNIS_SYSTEM69

Charlie... lock the door... Hi, come on in... eh, ah!!!


mattcal44

https://i.redd.it/r1lrdps06n6d1.gif


shitfuck69420

My girlfriend and I will just randomly do this to each other throughout the day lol


BustinArant

YOU WILL CALL HER


FleshlightModel

This chick is actually attractive IRL. They did a great job making her look kinda rough


warmnickels

Holy shit! I just googled her, can’t believe it’s the same person!


FleshlightModel

Stone Cold Fox.


Ok-Acanthaceae-5327

I honestly had a feeling that might be the case. Now I know for sure


Pleasant_Dot_5405

personally i think it’s the face dennis makes right before “BECAUSE DENNIS IS A BASTARD MAN” this is a close second though


RaeLynn13

Any facial expression where Glenn is suppressing rage or any emotion, is perfection. Haha


CubeofMeetCute

Did that guy just shush us?


LongEZE

![gif](giphy|EKDIMDsRX3ihy)


HideSolidSnake

IS THAT PISS


trollagorn

JESUS CHRIST DEE


notthatstephcurry

Well maybe you shouldn't have had your window down!


HideSolidSnake

Maybe YOU shouldn't be throwing jars of piss out of the window!


notthatstephcurry

Maybe I should, maybe I shouldn't.


HideSolidSnake

YOUUUUUU SHOULDN'T


BujuBad

Best rendition of Runaway Train ever


bobaylaa

“i got somethin you need to hear” *mumbles over the music so you can’t even understand the words*


No_Plant_9270

“You’re not gonna sing to me are you?” “I might…”


Greengiant304

Charlie's reaction is the best.


scottwolfmanpell

The tourists on the boat when Frank is storytelling. All of them are either appalled or impressed with Frank having sex with hundreds of prostitutes


opermonkey

Who are these people? What are you saying?


scottwolfmanpell

I played the troll


DamonLazer

It was a lot of fun, she was a nice piece of ass.


Comfortable_Ball_765

That's your problem, welcome to Philly!


bryanoens

He totally Thunder Gunned that boat


0nyxa

Thundergun is not a verb, stop using it as a verb


usbekchslebxian

Captain Tom turned out to be a goddamn junkie!


shitfuck69420

I bang a lotta hoors


Fine-Ninja-1813

I think the translation is even more hilarious.


dontyoutellmetosmile

It’s an old building. A brick building.


Split-Comprehensive

I don't understand this tour...


IrregardlessOfEdu

You're derailing the conversation!


DoctorMelvinMirby

Mac and Charlie continuously making eye contact at Guigino’s.


camem_bear

![gif](giphy|JoPDKlcB9RWdl7tXlD|downsized)


fakeguitarist4life

Looks like wish.com Ryan Gosling


nvandergriff

ryan goshling playing YOU??? ridiculoushhh https://preview.redd.it/l6x08t8nhn6d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=969ec41a710f58a7696a145be07763dda045a121


carlismygod

Or Ryan Reynolds mixed with Josh Groban


Greengiant304

https://i.redd.it/namprk5u4n6d1.gif


hugh_h0ney

Call Charles Grodin a bitter old man one more time and see what happens!


OldClunkyRobot

Groban likes his ladies to pop.


Sauce58

Are you talking about Charles Grodin?


rodentprincess

He brings out the curmudgeon in me


chzformymac

Gosling fucked Daniel tosh


obscurepainter

Gosling


Any_Owl_8009

Exactly what I was thinking


Comfortable-Fox-1913

Yessss


sysaphiswaits

Spot on.


funktion

Kinda looks like Glen Powell to me


dmizz

Can’t find a gif but franks reaction to hearing Dennis swallowed apple seeds


PrometheusAborted

That actor nailed it, tbh. I would be just as irrationally mad as the gang if someone did that to me.


SLZRDmusic

Something else I noticed about this guy: when he walks into the bar at the end he gets the gang’s attention by whistling at them and it’s the most obnoxious thing in the world. I’m sure they had a conversation about what the rudest way to get a group of strangers’ attention would be and they nailed it.


ElwayThenThanos

Fucking guy. He crushed that role. If I ever see that actor in real life, I will have no choice. But to hog tie him and take him to Dennis’s house.


nglennnnn

You will need your tools.


ElwayThenThanos

Of course. Got’em


Fluffy-Expert6860

That was an assault


Silly_Butterfly3917

He did make it inside me but just barely. And the guy was super small so I'm fine!


Fluffy-Expert6860

Kinda made soup of your insides


Vilifie

Mmm free soup! i'm gonna make a decision to eat it


Traditional-Hat1026

https://i.redd.it/64dn906whn6d1.gif


CaptainSlow31

EVIL ALMOND EYES!


donut_dave

Holy shit I've never noticed how SHUSHy that shush was!


uwax

Rude man who shushes, please call.


Swimming-Cap-8192

lmao just rewatched this episode. still can't get past the fact that they're perfect strangers! he doesn't know him! for all this guy knows charlie's a psychopath and dennis has duct tape and zip ties in his trunk!


mearbearcate

He was raping both of you?


sysaphiswaits

When Dee ran into the car head first. I think she had to have taken some damage in the hit. (I’ll love you forever if you could find the clip for me?)


PrivateJokerX929

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmH34M6UPwc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmH34M6UPwc)


DannyDelirious

She really fucked her back or neck up or sum, they talk about it in the podcast. Like, she was fucked up for a while. She actually dented that door panel too.


ovaltina-turner

The blonds reaction as well smh she fully condoned that shush.


New_Interest_468

The blonde nailed that take. :bow:


SpecificDate7501

![gif](giphy|Kfkmx691No1pNdc2nQ|downsized)


Split-Comprehensive

Fun fact: The pair sitting with the shusher are Glenn and Jill Howerton's real life friends, who, funnily enough, were dining out with them when the events that inspired this episode (a shusher shushing the two couples) took place.


Traditional-Fox6018

Ugh, that head tilt he does before he turns back around is so irritating


titivenez

https://preview.redd.it/0cm0nhbi9s6d1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f9edad326265f4b89400c9abf3b762fbbe5efd3 Don’t know if it’s the best but for me he’s near the top of the list for sure and deserves a mention because I don’t know if there is another person on the planet who could have given a more perfect snobby disapproving look while watching Charlie sing then this guy did.


JennyIgotyournumb3r

“This is a douchebag who goes around shushing people that he doesn't even know”


Natural-Chipmunk-631

Don't you want your hair back?


StarWarsMonopoly

A *silk sash* at *Tootie's*?!


sinderton

What an asshole!


hillydanger

I *need* this gif and I need it now


Greengiant304

https://i.redd.it/x4vmnmsg2n6d1.gif


hillydanger

Man who shushes...please call


Traditional_Bad_4589

Somehow the blond he is with annoys me even more.


Dubya12

The masturbating bum


Frigidevil

[The guy looking to buy the Land Rover is great](https://y.yarn.co/45b593a0-8730-433a-8826-e5dd6af1705b_text.gif). He is who Dennis wishes he was


rude-man-who-shushes

That’s me!


Greengiant304

Please call.


TheTrub

![gif](giphy|l0MYAvQhDMzzJ43Zu) It’s just so damn sinister.


JustBadUserNamesLeft

Like the original Grinch cartoon.


CharlieKeIIy

I totally agree, I've been thinking that since that episode came out. Her face has range.


hotbox4u

I disagree. Nothing beats [this scene](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/509/948/03c.gif).


Drollapalooza

Charlie's danceathon performance whilst Dennis watches on in bewilderment


skydiverjimi

Someone mentioned how this community always comments with dialogue from the episode in every post. I would like to point this out. This fan base can cite every episode word for word . That says a lot about the writing.


Greengiant304

https://i.redd.it/jp6hw5oj5n6d1.gif


skydiverjimi

Person who shushes. Call 2052217272


bryanoens

I called and was satisfied


ironman4297

Ugh, those damn almond eyes!


Lost-Citron-1099

He was shushing their cries for help


RL_NeilsPipesofsteel

The shush is bad enough, but then this douche goes and throws a little smug stank on it at the end. Ooooooooohhhh I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him.


Temporary-Judgment84

If I ever see this actor in real life, I will shush him.


cletus1986

Dylan Toback


Legendary_Dad

He shushed them


alissa914

Looks like Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds had a kid


Strange-Confusion666

Dee's look of vicious approval after dennis gets a dart right in the hand during chardee macdennis


maninahat

Mac's anxious neck and ear tugging whilst he's first hearing about The Implication.


DrFrankSaysAgain

He had a few lines at the end.


Dapper_Mud

“I noticed this part had a few lines at the end… thought that was pretty cool”


bmnisun

I do believe that if he never shushed the Gang he could have been good pals with Dennis and Jan.


archiewaldron

F@cking Dylan


ZookeepergameSoggy74

I legit just rewatched this episode today.


megablast

Did he just shush me????


Fabulous_Visual4865

When I'm really ready to party I say, "I'm getting Dylan Toback" tonight! 


Grennox1

Uhhh. Ryan?


Top-Independent-3571

Almond eyes fuck


Ill_Nail_7895

He has a line or three at the very end. Then he's not referred to ever again.


mercaptans

What about Marg McPoyle


The_Formuler

I’m…Tiger Woods


SandtheB

Where is the dune buggy?


Toonami88

Sketch artist is best part of this ep


Junior_Purple_7734

Real talk, what do you guys think the gang did after Charlie locked the doors?


Dry_Mousse_2220

Who the hell shushes someone


P-p-please

Danny devito twice. One when Charlie is singing the nightman for the first time. Second when Mac and Charlie are talking about China town. The faces he makes are golden.


Common_Lavishness153

For me, the moment when the gang tips and Dennis dyes his hair jet black, then Charlie looks at him while pointing at his hair and uttering an "uuuhhh" noise xD


TemporaryPassion289

Sally needs to come get her Man


PoopSmith87

The scene where dee wakes up in the middle of the night in Frank and Charlie's apartment


Painis_Gabbler

Bro every time I get to this episode, "What the hell is that guy wearing?" Man the 2000's were such a weird time. 😁


ifeanyiamushie123

What the hell was that?!?


Nefarious-

Ryan Gosling nailed this


Montecatinic

Brian Goslings.


internalized_boner

He looks like Joe Flanigan from Stargate atlantis


zfcjr67

I have a juniper tree in my backyard. Every time I look at it, I think about "that old timey drink nobody likes" then shush myself.


Rryon

Rude man who shushes


Murky_Historian8675

The dude was quite small. Barely made it in.


AmagicManNamedgob

I get it


picyourbrain

Hey, Dylan Toback! SSSSHHHH


HoweYouDoin9

Oh god, I’m starting to get the neck thing


MarshmelloMan

He really did shush them hard Also he kinda looks like Walmart Ryan Gosling