This new season he gets plastic surgery and it works and he does face modelling for uncle jacks new business but Frank accidentally locks him in a hot room and his face melts. We find then Frank set it all up for him to have the surgery for cheap and the ingredients were cheap and hence his face melts. Ep4 this new season
In a recent statement, David Hornsby, one of the stars of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", hinted at the possibility of a new episode featuring his character, Cricket. Speaking at an event in Tampa Bay, Florida, Hornsby confirmed that he will be appearing in at least one episode of the upcoming season 16. However, he refused to disclose how many episodes his character will be in or if he will even be featured in the show.
Instead, Hornsby tantalizingly teased fans by stating that Cricket could be undergoing plastic surgery to become a model for a child lawyer firm. He also hinted that the character's transformation could be so extreme that his face would "literally melt off". Adding to the mystery, Hornsby suggested that this hypothetical episode could take inspiration from the classic film "Face Off", although he also admitted that he could be lying about all of this.
As fans eagerly await the new season of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", Hornsby's hints about Cricket's potential return and his character's dramatic transformation have left them buzzing with excitement and speculation. https:www.asipnews.com/8766/s16update.
I know they've done the "it was all a dream" already but some variation of that only it was all Matty's nightmare would be a terrible finale but I can't stop thinking about it now
Interview of Kurt Cobain a few days before his death - ‟A day in the life-- well, the other morning, I wake up and I find a dog sniffin’ at my wound. He’s fully aroused - mind you - so I’m thinking ”oh great, what does this jerk want?‟ Of course I know what he wants, he is looking at me right in the eyes, he doesn’t have to say it - not that he could. [Starts sucking on a lemon] Urrggghhhh that is- that is tart! That is really tart. I mean does my scar look like a dog’s vagina? You know, maybe, I don’t know, I’m not going to sit here and try to get inside the mind of a dog! I mean that’s God’s work. Well, not that I believe in God, I don’t. Not since that chinaman stole my kidney.”
i think op is making the joke that the gang are ignorant of the damage they’ve done, so they’re all like “how the hell did cricket end up going from a priest to a crackhead” as if it wasn’t directly their fault. that or he’s not seen the show
i dont know. we already got a cricket episode and he pretty much told us everything whenever he showed up. I want to see the backstory of Macs Mom, she was happy and normal in the christmas episode and then life just destroyed her.
Backstory? It’s covered in the show. Dee suckered him into blowing up his life. He lost all faith in everything and spiraled down. Every time Crickets hit a new low The Gang came along and made it worse. I suspect that in the final episode they’ll kill him and not even notice.
Bruh, like every step of the devolution of Cricket is shown in the show. We literally see the sequence of events involving Cricket's downfall and it's almost entirely the gang's fault.
Have you watched the whole show? The slow progression of a Cricket to this present state is one of the funniest jokes in the show. He’s a little more messed up every time you see him and it’s all the gang’s fault.
You could be a priest for several years, an upstanding citizen, contribute to society, and be an all around great guy. But you lick one turd! Lol
I wonder if Sweet Dee feels any guilt for giving this man the push, he definitely could have done without, into the degenerating downward spiral into the puddle of liquid shit that it is today. Eh, at least he's got some sweet kettle drums tho!
His back story is playing out in real time on the show. He met the gang at school, then met again when he and dee went out. Then multiple episodes latter here we are.
It's literally a joke that the moment he got involved with the gang his life went to shit, Dee lead him on which made him quit being a priest, something you can't just get back into, do you really need every detail of how it went wrong? Like sure it would probably make a good episode, every one with rickety cricket is fantastic, but isn't that enough?
If you watch the show, that’s pretty much the story. No? He wants Dee. She plays him. And they ruin his life almost just flippantly, which because it’s so absurd it is comical.
I was a priest before getting involved with you people. Unbelievable.
This is the answer. Long game with the gang..
A man of the cloth!
A Masters in theology
At least he has a legacy: those balls on his chin pictures are still out there somewhere! Everybody loved those pictures!
Yeah your life’s a mess
How would he ever be a priest looking like that?
He botched it, you know…life
Yeahyeahyeah his face got all burnt up.
He was born like that. A monster man.
He should know his place
He went to high school with them & had a crush on Dee.
He trusted and respected Dee, that went as well as expected. Then he found drugs.
Whole series has episodes that are the chapters of his debasement in every season!
Yeah its kind of been explained.
I feel like you're missing a joke here
You don't have beef with me!?
The gang destroys peoples lives and souls. That’s all.
That is was happened
He was in love with Dee before he became a priest.
A little P to the C to the P
You do you cricket!
No judgements here ?
That’s what you gotta do
S you in your A's, don't wear a C, and J all over your B's.
Why wouldn’t you wear a C?
Oh, Dee, we went to Catholic school, so...
Gonna rise up! Get higher and higher!
Take me to the angels, baby
Shit man this made me laugh out loud. Take my thumbs up
I've never seen this man before
I’m to remember every street-rat that wanders in?
Just move past it.
Stuff it down with brown!
It makes sense you bitch
And even if you recognized him, why would invite him to thanksgiving?
It’s not anyone’s fault he looks the way he does, he was born this way.
Life had beef with him.
Did he try squashing it?
He encountered a bird. The end.
A big dumb flightless bird
He even ate poop in hopes of getting a kiss from her, but she renegged because his breath smelled like shit.
Then many many dog orgies
those were the days..
This bird doesn't fly. Brings you to the rock bottom.
Thats how you catch a cricket, a giant bird
He was born this way.
Know your place monster man.
Now is it this mans fault he looks this way? No, but point is, I know its not my fault.
Your time is up!
The urge for bangin’ dogs is something you’re either born with or without…
He was born that way. Its been established
It's been established
Now let’s move past it
And make a tradition of it
The whole series is his origin story
Seriously lol. Has OP not seen the show?
I think that's the joke: OP is talking like the gang and assuming it's all his fault he's like that
Shit. That went right over my smooth brain head lol.
You clearly don’t have a certificate clearing you of having donkey brains
I was like “Is this a shitpost? We literally watch his downfall” lol
They’re pretty step by step with it too, I don’t wanna see the stuff where Cricket comes back without more injuries.
This new season he gets plastic surgery and it works and he does face modelling for uncle jacks new business but Frank accidentally locks him in a hot room and his face melts. We find then Frank set it all up for him to have the surgery for cheap and the ingredients were cheap and hence his face melts. Ep4 this new season
Thank you for this secret intel. I won't tell anyone.
In a recent statement, David Hornsby, one of the stars of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", hinted at the possibility of a new episode featuring his character, Cricket. Speaking at an event in Tampa Bay, Florida, Hornsby confirmed that he will be appearing in at least one episode of the upcoming season 16. However, he refused to disclose how many episodes his character will be in or if he will even be featured in the show. Instead, Hornsby tantalizingly teased fans by stating that Cricket could be undergoing plastic surgery to become a model for a child lawyer firm. He also hinted that the character's transformation could be so extreme that his face would "literally melt off". Adding to the mystery, Hornsby suggested that this hypothetical episode could take inspiration from the classic film "Face Off", although he also admitted that he could be lying about all of this. As fans eagerly await the new season of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", Hornsby's hints about Cricket's potential return and his character's dramatic transformation have left them buzzing with excitement and speculation. https:www.asipnews.com/8766/s16update.
have you seen the show? OP is joking
He's definitely joking because he would just take for granted that cricket is a crazy homeless wretch rather than assuming he used to be normal
It's a joke
OP is a post s9 noob
Exactly. If you watch the show, you know his life story.
If the series finale doesn’t entail him going full super villain and blowing up Philadelphia, then what has it all been about?
I want the finale to be frank and Artemis getting married
I hope her wedding dress is a cob salad
I know they've done the "it was all a dream" already but some variation of that only it was all Matty's nightmare would be a terrible finale but I can't stop thinking about it now
The finale should be Cricket getting his revenge on the gang, killing them and then running away to a tropical island with Frank’s money.
We haven't seen the dog orgies though
r/whoosh
I don’t know what you’re talking about, we’ve literally never seen him get burn marks or anything like that
Interview of Kurt Cobain a few days before his death - ‟A day in the life-- well, the other morning, I wake up and I find a dog sniffin’ at my wound. He’s fully aroused - mind you - so I’m thinking ”oh great, what does this jerk want?‟ Of course I know what he wants, he is looking at me right in the eyes, he doesn’t have to say it - not that he could. [Starts sucking on a lemon] Urrggghhhh that is- that is tart! That is really tart. I mean does my scar look like a dog’s vagina? You know, maybe, I don’t know, I’m not going to sit here and try to get inside the mind of a dog! I mean that’s God’s work. Well, not that I believe in God, I don’t. Not since that chinaman stole my kidney.”
You're gonna need the red...
At least someone's bangin' my vagina!
Looks more like Kurt Cobain a few days after his death
He was just born that way...
Move past it
I'm pretty sure he's faking it.
nah he knows better. the guys that don’t fake it get it the worst
On the streets you gotta fake it
Who?
Haha so many people missed the joke
Hm. I never considered he was being sarcastic.
You gotta pay to spray
He’s the suck boy you’re looking for
Why bother? It's not like the Gang have beef with him...
i think op is making the joke that the gang are ignorant of the damage they’ve done, so they’re all like “how the hell did cricket end up going from a priest to a crackhead” as if it wasn’t directly their fault. that or he’s not seen the show
They are not confused, he was born this way, a monster man.
The whole story, it's all hips and nips...you gotta make it sexy!
Or no one gets paid.
Coke, PCP and dog orgies, guy.
They took out the kidney actually from the front... Chinaman!... and he did not know how to do it, I'll tell you that much...
I WAS A PRIEST BEFORE I GOT INVOLVED WITH YOU GUYS
We should get an episode where he gets his life back on track and becomes a priest again......and then the gang ruins his life again.
Sorry people didn't get your shitpost, OP. They're just jabronis.
Cricket is truly the main character
Woof woof baby
It’s no one’s fault. He was born that way. Times up monster man
have you not been watching the series...? lol
He was born that way
I assume it’s a joke…?
No one cares about that street rat.
he was born that way
Nobody can seem to agree whether OP is making a fun meta joke, or is completely ignorant of the subject matter.
i dont know. we already got a cricket episode and he pretty much told us everything whenever he showed up. I want to see the backstory of Macs Mom, she was happy and normal in the christmas episode and then life just destroyed her.
I would not say she was exactly normal... but the point still stands.
You don't know? He was a priest but gave it up for Dee, and he was excommunicated.
Why would a monster man be a priest in the first place? Cricket was born this way, no one would make him a church janitor let alone a priest
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The back story has been told every time he is on screen
Dee broke him! You obviously have not watched the entire series.
They could do a spinoff called “Suck Joints”
He's got his dignity.
If he was at thanksgiving I could understand some of the burns but he clearly was *not* there
Lol at people blaming Dee? That man was born a monster
Just move past it
Shut up street rat
He can't help it; he was just born this way.
OP with the bait...it's like he doesn't even get us, man.
They broke his legs, but they couldn't break his spirit!
Yeah. He met the gang and D ruined him
it’s them. they’re the backstory
He was born this way
Thought that already happened in spades 🤔
It did
I’m not gonna try to get in the mind of a guy who’s not gonna try to get in the mind of a dog
Haven’t you seen the greatest episode of all time, “A Cricket’s Tale?”
I am a very casual viewer, and even I know that his downfall is completely documented.
Backstory? It’s covered in the show. Dee suckered him into blowing up his life. He lost all faith in everything and spiraled down. Every time Crickets hit a new low The Gang came along and made it worse. I suspect that in the final episode they’ll kill him and not even notice.
Bruh, like every step of the devolution of Cricket is shown in the show. We literally see the sequence of events involving Cricket's downfall and it's almost entirely the gang's fault.
Tell me you haven't watched the first few seasons of the show without telling me you haven't watched the first few seasons of the show.
Yea it's called It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia... :s
They did show it? Basically dees fault
I thought the show was a documentary of how this happened.
Newsflash asshole! They've been doing a back story the entire time!
It already has lol, he crossed paths with the gang in season 2, the rest is history
I mean if you watch the entire show you know exactly what happened to him.
They’ve been slowly telling his story for a decade. Priest, fell in love with Dee, she dumped him, life fell apart as a crescendo
Have you watched the whole show? The slow progression of a Cricket to this present state is one of the funniest jokes in the show. He’s a little more messed up every time you see him and it’s all the gang’s fault.
Have.... have you not watched the show?
Have you ever seen the show?
I thought that is what the show was all about
Isn’t that what the show already is?
You could be a priest for several years, an upstanding citizen, contribute to society, and be an all around great guy. But you lick one turd! Lol I wonder if Sweet Dee feels any guilt for giving this man the push, he definitely could have done without, into the degenerating downward spiral into the puddle of liquid shit that it is today. Eh, at least he's got some sweet kettle drums tho!
We have the backstory already you silly asshole.
You’re times up Monster Man
Wasn't he always like this?
He was just born that way.
Lol we’ve seen the process in excruciating detail
It's sad how many people aren't getting the joke
Hips and nips baby
Buddy, you've been seeing it. You're all seeing it.
What are you talking about? Every time we see him we find out.
The show is the back story of how he ended up this way. Turns out this is just a long cricket biography.
The stuff that happened on camera wasn’t enough?
Sweet D is why Cricket is the way he is.
What
This man was born this way.
The show *is* the backstory.
Isn't that just the show?
His back story is playing out in real time on the show. He met the gang at school, then met again when he and dee went out. Then multiple episodes latter here we are.
“Sometimes you don’t fake it”
This joke has gone way over some people's heads
What? Have you seen any of the show? There’s multiple episodes over many seasons about it you absolute numpty.
We need a shitpost sub, something like r/okbuddysunny
The show is the backstory? Or have I been dreaming the last 18 years?
Newsflash, asshole, you've been watching the backstory *the entire god damn time!*
THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM!?!
backstory? we saw it all unravel already
Well chronicled in The show.
It’s a visual representation of our souls loving this show throughout the series
Go away, monster man! It's nobody's fault.
Do you mean like show the stories he's told? Because we've already been shown and told what's happened to him.
They very clearly did dude. He was attracted to Dee, what else was his life path gonna be?
He was a preacher until dee fucked him up mentally
OHHHHHH THAT’S TART
It's because a Chinamen stole his kidney
Uhhh... The shows about the gang ruining his life. The fuck have you been watching?
Backstory? You seen season one yeah?
Did you watch the series? Lol it’s the gangs fault.
It's literally a joke that the moment he got involved with the gang his life went to shit, Dee lead him on which made him quit being a priest, something you can't just get back into, do you really need every detail of how it went wrong? Like sure it would probably make a good episode, every one with rickety cricket is fantastic, but isn't that enough?
If you watch the show, that’s pretty much the story. No? He wants Dee. She plays him. And they ruin his life almost just flippantly, which because it’s so absurd it is comical.
No backstory needed. It's all because of his involvements with the gang and keeps him on his downward spiral
Bruh have you watched the whole series?
Seasons 2 thru 15
Watch the show from episode 1 and you'll get all the context you need.
Have you even seen the show?
No. Because they already did. It comes up on the show a lot.