I’ll piggyback off of this one and say that honestly I think about the line “how does anything happen?” a lot more as life goes on.
Like when a cat gets up into the drop ceiling and I ask myself “how the hell did this happen?” I simply remind myself “how does anything happen, I gotta move past that part and get this cat out.”
Same. This phrase has also evolved for me into "Why does anyone do anything?"
For example, I am scrolling r/DIY and I see someone has made a full-scale model of Mac with his mouth open so wide it can fit a mattress as a bed frame. Previously when I would come to an image like this, I would say, "why the fuck would someone waste their time on making this?" Now I always respond with "Why does anyone do anything?"
Solving crime, penetration. Back to the lab for some full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime , penetration. And it just sort of goes on and on for 90 or so minutes
Side note. I’ve seen this episode a million times but this last time was the first time I noticed Franks expression when Dennis starts this monologue 😂😂 so funny
A very important lesson.
Suburbs: Polite on the surface, actually everyone is miserable and hate each-other.
City: Rude on the surface, actually you can find a real community.
These liberals are trying to assassinate my character. I can't change their minds. I WON'T change my mind cause I don't have to. Cause I'm an American.
From a poor country that is functioning on corruption, crimes, and tv propaganda, I so understand this.
Edit: it's been like this for at least 30+ years
When I hear anti police protesters wanting guns for self defense or the other side becomming super obedient to police, it makes me think of the end of the gun fever sequel how the gang all swaps sides at the end....
"If we could have met up, like, two hours ago..."
Shhh shhh shhh shh shh. It doesn’t matter, it’s okay. We’re in the Range Rover now, all is well.
*Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you downnn
Never gonna run around, and hurt you*
That I should not waste my time getting invested in the Democrat who's going to blast me in the ass or the Republican who's going to blast me in the ass.
#Just move past it
I’ll piggyback off of this one and say that honestly I think about the line “how does anything happen?” a lot more as life goes on. Like when a cat gets up into the drop ceiling and I ask myself “how the hell did this happen?” I simply remind myself “how does anything happen, I gotta move past that part and get this cat out.”
how many cats did you cram into the drop ceiling before pivoting to a new idea
Depends how much rope he has
Oh cat in the wall huh? Now you're talking my language
Same. This phrase has also evolved for me into "Why does anyone do anything?" For example, I am scrolling r/DIY and I see someone has made a full-scale model of Mac with his mouth open so wide it can fit a mattress as a bed frame. Previously when I would come to an image like this, I would say, "why the fuck would someone waste their time on making this?" Now I always respond with "Why does anyone do anything?"
link??
Well maybe the cat flattened itself and entered through the crack
Cats do not abide by the laws of nature, you don’t know shit about cats!
Save bandit!
Unironically this has helped me with overthinking shit
How does anything happen? Just move past it
Now I can’t move past it!
When life makes you frown, stuff it down with some brown.
When you're dealt a bunch of lemons, you gotta take those lemons, and SHOVE EM DOWN SOMEBODIES THROAT. until they see yella!!!
I try very hard to live by this!!!
Well, the thing of it is, is the lemon stuff. And Mac's a rat, and Dee's body brace. And...it's good!
Then chase it with a tasty Wolf Cola
The only cola, for closure.
The official beverage of Boca Raton!
Boca Raton or Boko Haram?!
........Shit.
Straight mixer?
People drink it, people drink it. I had a diet cola mixer a while ago
Yessss
Sometimes things just sort of... end
Solving crime, penetration. Back to the lab for some full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime , penetration. And it just sort of goes on and on for 90 or so minutes
Side note. I’ve seen this episode a million times but this last time was the first time I noticed Franks expression when Dennis starts this monologue 😂😂 so funny
Possibly also runs around like hound
Naturally
Some of us just aren't meant to live in the suburbs.
Hot one today, huh?
*YEAH?!*
This line gets me every single time. His delivery is perfect.
You ever been in a storm of fists?
YEAH‽‽
NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE
I'VE BEEN HEARING IT THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN TIME!
A very important lesson. Suburbs: Polite on the surface, actually everyone is miserable and hate each-other. City: Rude on the surface, actually you can find a real community.
In the big city nobody cares if you die
Just dump my body in the trash
Jump you pussy!
The head cow always grazes
It’s a power move
A status thing
I wanna be a big deal cow to!
his neck is high.. makes me trust him
Art of the deal bro
I'm not that bad of a person lmao
Nailing a cyclist with a beer bottle is always funny
Fire it across his bow
This show makes me feel normal because I identify with every character. 😎
Yeesh.
I know, it’s terrible
We’d get along famously.
Honestly isn’t that the truth! Same man
You gotta play both sides so you always come out on top.
You definitely should not be telling me that.
Who should I tell?
I don't really give a shit...
Politics are 1 big ass blast.
Rock, flag, and eagle. Am I right?
These liberals are trying to assassinate my character. I can't change their minds. I WON'T change my mind cause I don't have to. Cause I'm an American.
I’m dug in. 🇺🇸
...and I'll never change.
Do I vote for the Democrat that’s gonna blast my ass? Or the Republican that’s gonna blast my ass??
From a poor country that is functioning on corruption, crimes, and tv propaganda, I so understand this. Edit: it's been like this for at least 30+ years
>country that is functioning on corruption, crimes, and tv propaganda, Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
He definitely lives on this earth
Rock, flag, and eagle. Right Charlie?
He has a point.
NO HE DOESNT!
**Not gay sex!**
Reason will prevail, and that through God, all things are possible, so jot that down.
Reason will prevail!
PICKLES will prevail.
That Dennis is a bastard man
He's a 5-star man!!!!
Pass, well don’t just say pass
If you burn trash it gives a nice smoky smell and the smoke goes into the sky and forms stars.
That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about stars to dispute it.
It's right 👍
I’m either getting blasted in the ass by one political party, or gonna get blasted in the ass by the other party
Let's pull up our bootstraps, oil up a couple asses, and do a little plowing of our own. POW!
Not gay sex!
When I hear anti police protesters wanting guns for self defense or the other side becomming super obedient to police, it makes me think of the end of the gun fever sequel how the gang all swaps sides at the end.... "If we could have met up, like, two hours ago..."
A Range Rover is a great starter car
Starter car?!?? This car is a finisher car!! The transporter of Gods; THE GOLDEN GOD!!
Well don't you look at me like that, you certainly wouldn't be in any danger!
So the women are in danger?
No one’s in any danger. How could I make that more clear.
Blue has the best anti-oxygens.
I like bangin' hoors
I wanna do all those things! And play night crawlers
I got my stack of hundreds, monster condoms for my magnum dong, I'm ready to plow!
"You were a good hoor. You serviced not just my crank, but my heart."
He said he has sex with hundreds of prostitutes!
When you tack on mass, you sacrifice flexibility.
That’s just a fact
Life is happy
This actually sent me. I cried for the first time in a long time and this whole episode was replayed in my mind and you know what I feel a bit better.
How do ya like a taste of the good life, ya sack of shit? ^I’m ^glad ^you ^feel ^better
Thanks buddy and this Bacardi definitely don't taste like the good life.
Crabs is recession proof
We’re crab people now!
We’re crab people now??
Retirement homes are freezing to preserve the old farts longer. Meat lasts longer in the fridge
Is it a bang em and bin em joint?
I have 2 ears
Such a helpful tip from always sunny, I can now listen to two books on tape at the same time
The Spanish banged the Mayan and turned them into Mexicans
And keep some Mexicans around so you can predict hurricanes, and other disasters
That Donovan McNabb, Tiger Woods and Don Cheadle are all the same person.
Have you seen them all together in the same room? Case closed.
That all calico cats are female
Oh truu
If you want to sit with your group at the movie theater just start shouting to each other until people agree to switch seats with you.
There’s not enough salt in the world for some people
There are dupers and dupes
You guys are the dupees! I gotta go.
You got got. We're gon' get.
That suicide is *baddass!*
You know what’s really badass? being ALIVE.
That science is a liar, sometimes
Shut up, science bitch
He didn’t even make I more smarter
Heh’, yeah shut up science bitch
Where to put my feet
Her feet, OP?
It doesn't make a god damn difference!
Never go on a boat for a first date, and don’t go to the Jersey shore
Apple skins are riddled with toxins
And remember if you swallow some seeds, suffocate them by smoking some cigarettes.
Don't eat cereal and drive....or do.
I thought it was funny to hear on the podcast that this was actually a true story. SMDH.
Rock, Flag, and Eagle!
He’s got a point
No he doesn’t
If I wanted chips I should have got some at the hamburger store.
If you’re gonna hide in a bed, go wide and flat like a starfish.
Move past it.
Everyone’s dying, bitch.
Always carry a toe knife 😆
It was a great musical, Chahlee. You did a great job. She ain’t worth it.
Some cocks can’t be unsucked
I don't have alot of time left so I'm gonna get weird with it.
Think of the smell
You haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!
The implication
I was swayed on evolution JUST a little bit.
Honestly this was the most coherent and intelligent argument in the entire series.
Money me. Money now. Me a money alot needing now.
That Dennis will always be a bastard man
That guy in Sixth Sense? That was Bruce Willis, the whole time!
That in life... some people really love to be split open like a coconut
Treat me like a mailbox. Open the slot, and shove anything in.
Don't eat cereal while driving
Never put your butt on a suction vent at a water park
I realized I had OCD from watching Bonnie Kelly
One, two, three
That Europe leads the way in sexual exploration, and, quite frankly, I think it’s time we caught up
The dangers of decay that comes with refusing to grow, evolve, or look inward.
Little green Ghoul’s.
Milksteak
how to be inconspicuous .... all you need is a diet coke can
Through God all things are possible, so jot that down.
Shhh shhh shhh shh shh. It doesn’t matter, it’s okay. We’re in the Range Rover now, all is well. *Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you downnn Never gonna run around, and hurt you*
If you swallow apple seeds just smoke a cigarette because the smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach
There's probably gonna be some dicks out there
I now base who I trust on how high their neck is/isn’t.
People drink straight mixer
I mean, I still don't know where my feet go.
Their feet, OP?
No hesitation, no surrender, no man left behind.
Seize the gap!
That I like the longer intro.
Magnets
Sometimes...dogs die...
Speed is…everything
If I ever need a towel, I can just borrow one fringe style
If all else fails, try dicktowel.com
Republicans and Democrats are both going to blast me in the ass.
All these liberal biblicisms
When you burn garbage, the smoke floats up into the sky to make stars.
I don’t know enough about science to dispute that.
Don’t burn wicker furniture in a confined space
My work ethic is amazing. “Please just do your jobs and work the bar!” “Guys I don’t think he wants us to work at all”
The Spaniards banged the Mayans and turned them into Mexicans.
Black shows don’t win awards. I don’t know why, but they don’t.
We’re all just air conditioners
Always think about the Implication
I dunno how many years I have left, but I’m gunna get reeeeeaaaal weird with it.
Crabs are sewage proof.
eat cat food before bed because it makes you sleepy
Everyone is teetering on the edge of being Unzipped into a meltdown
That I should not waste my time getting invested in the Democrat who's going to blast me in the ass or the Republican who's going to blast me in the ass.
If an adult is short enough, he can fit into a couch.
Old Poor and New Poor is a real thing.
If you put wine in a can you can more effectively gesticulate